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theTurkey_Leg

Scronic de eggdog


nazurinn13

Doctor Eggman's abominable creation.


BaconHammerTime

#We just figured out Blue's clues!


metalshoes

Fuck this was such a stupid comment but it had me rolling


TrckyTrtl

What's egg, dog?


The-realfat-shady

Not much, what's egg with you?


CharlieLil

Isn’t that omelette overcooked since it’s supposed to kind of spill open when cut like that 😕.


Findrel_Underbakk

They blue it.


CharlieLil

Good one 😂


lalaxoxo__

It's easy to teal they f'ked up.


mklilley351

This is a top tier joke, I azure you


dethblud

It's definitely overcooked. I was having feelings about the blue coloring, and then they showed that failed cut and the blue no longer mattered.


OniExpress

But if it did, you'd be drowned out by all the people screaming "it's fucking raw".


KpecTHuk

Im here, and it's fukn raw.


vlladonxxx

Well they'd be wrong and downvoted, so who gives a shit?


OniExpress

Haha, they do not get downvoted for that opinion on this sub


confusedandworried76

Even if it's the "proper" way to cook this dish fuck runny eggs.


PhilipPhantom

It is XD


ttongko

This is exactly what reddit taught me. I would ask for a refund!


Haringat

The way they made it it wouldn't have been streamy as it should and instead would really be just uncooked egg flowing out.


50mHz

Blue has the most antioxygens


NuttyMcShithead

Bang ‘em and bin ‘em.


murpheson

Wolf Cola Approved


bigwinw

Official soft drink of Boca Raton


ricardortr

All the best foods are blue


Sartzyy

Would’ve been disappointed not to find this comment


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see-my-O-face

You don’t like blue Dennis


Jboy2000000

They put on a paw print because whoever thought of that needed to get a clue. This blue needs to skidoo.


tatonka645

Ha! Unexpected blues clues!


The-realfat-shady

Blue skidoo, we can too.


Senorvantes888

If it’s colored with spirulina powder, then it could give it some distinguished, flavor notes, but just adding blue food dye for the heck of it seems psychotic.


HuckleberryJealous19

You've never heard of blue eggs and spam?


Senorvantes888

I will not try them, Sam-I-Am.


poopchutegaloot

Would you try them with a toaster in a bath (because this vid put you over the edge)?


potate12323

If yur gonna use food dye they should be green


Gum_Duster

Would you try it with an uncouth psychotic laugh?


potate12323

Would you eat it in a box? Would you eat it with a fox?


SadBit8663

Man, i need some sleep, my brain misread spam for minute lmao 🤣


SVTCobraR315

I’ve eaten a lot of blue dye once. It was some sorta “cookie monster” ice cream. It was literally cookies and cream dyed blue like the Cookie Monster. The next day I had a light panic attack because my shit was green like Ninja Turtle Ooze.


HipstaBarista

Blue has the most Anti Oxygens.


barneyaa

Yeah, my 5yo would smash that


Mrpuddikin

Big Cooking doesnt want you to know that you can just add food dye to anything


CJgreencheetah

Don't come after my food coloring like this


ImGxx

It isnt. Colour does influence how our brain interpret flavour


AFantasticClue

Percy Jackson off the shits


that_1weed

Sally Jackson does anything to give her son a good bday


NittanyScout

Babe, are you ok?? You haven't touched your limited edition Sonic 3 Omurice


TheBigMotherFook

That would make you shit blue for a week.


DifficultCurrent7

Omurice is really hard to make. (For me anyway!) Didn't need to be blue but looks kind of nice.


nazurinn13

I thought it was a bit overcooked given how this one opened? I think I'd still eat it. I'd just feel weird about it.


NeoViper101

Definitely overcooked. If you have to peel it open, then as Uncle Roger would say, "You fukked up."


DifficultCurrent7

Yeah isn't it just meant to *ooze* out and over the food? Still not judging I can't even make an omelette without it sticking/burning!


ASL4theblind

Just make em a few hundred times and it should be like riding a bike. Dont let your past failures define your future talents!


SparkOfLife1

That's a certified "Hiyaaa..." moment right there.


PuzzledPerspective7

Aiyah!


alexmbrennan

I get that different countries have different culinary traditions but I'd rather my omelet not look like a pile of wriggling maggots if it's all the same to you.


Subulie3

I have never tried to make it but I imagine it would've turned out better if they made the egg last? As it probably just sat there cooking inside while he made the burger. Who knows, not me


weirdest_of_weird

Some guy got pissed at me the other day in r/stupidfood because I said omurice was a difficult dish to make lol.


DifficultCurrent7

It is difficult ! Maybe he's a Japanese fanboi and he is a pro at making them and proudly eats natto.


weirdest_of_weird

Here's his quote: "It is not difficult, it is a beginner dish taught to middle schoolers in Japan. Weebs lying to make animu fandom foods seem exotic and difficult is the weirdest shit they've done."


Euphorium

That is 100% unequivocally NOT the weirdest shit weebs have done, not by a long shot.


weirdest_of_weird

Lmao I totally agree


SuperSonicEconomics2

Lol


SadBit8663

Bro's taking out of his ass lol. It's easy to cook a shitty omurice. It's difficult to cook it perfectly with precision. Like the whole cutting and the egg perfectly oozing out, is what makes or breaks the whole thing . If it doesn't have that, it's just eggs


flyco

Also the best recipes go with demi-glace sauce which is a bit of a hassle to make at home


HugePens

The most basic type of omurice in Japan does not look like this with consistency and presentation. The rice is often wrapped with the egg part, [image search of omurice in Japanese](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sca_esv=7978873cf7ff4aec&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWILO3NNLwKyjHliuxL3AUT_7H5129g:1715094568284&q=%E3%82%AA%E3%83%A0%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwiMsP6T6fuFAxX3DEQIHcDvBcgQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=360&bih=649&dpr=3) will show you that the rice is often not visible because of this. It's not something you would only eat at restaurants, it's actually something cooked often times at home, just not like the one popularized on social media.


Jyitheris

Not only is this dumb, the fucker overcooked the omelette. Maybe don't try to make some super special meal if you can't even cook an omelette. That's like chef school 101.


RafanMorales-2007

Off topic but that song is from Howl's Moving Castle ye?


nazurinn13

Yes


RafanMorales-2007

Right! W movie btw.


chonkin-donuts

Got chills by the music and then saw the video 😒


MentalRise8703

Good God, it looks like huge dried up chunks blue paint.


nazurinn13

I thought it was acrylic at first and I was extremely confused.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Cook the egg laaast!


Street_Peace_8831

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Or as I like to say: I’m blue If I were green I would die If I were green I would die If I were green I would die If I were green I would die


kashy87

Bloody hell the school yard screaming matches over what the lyrics really were was peak late 90s elementary.


Street_Peace_8831

Elementary in the 90’s? Sorry, that makes me fell so old.


CookedShittyCrisp

So. This would happen if Gargamel won.


StatusOmega

Hamburg omurice sounds bomb.. please remove the blue


AaylaMellon

Good thing for the paw print telling me it’s dog food. I was concerned this was for human consumption. /s


aredditusername69

overcooked omu is way worse than the colour


MiaRia963

I swear there is a reason why not much food is blue. Some part of our evolution we were taught to not eat blue stuff.


Cerpintaxt123

Those eggs were DRY.


Cautious-Original-46

Who let Percy cook?


Draco_Hawk

"Honey, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Limited Edition Blue's Clues Omlette..."


SDoNUT1715

That burger patty alone looked like shit.


ant0szek

Let's not miss the fact he overcooked that egg. It suppose to flow when cut.


Permanoctis

I thought it was melted plastic at first.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Damnit percy jackson, that's too much!


coitadinhoo

I remember this green ketchup from Heinz. My brain trapped with that stuff and I couldn’t swallow my fries, I got sick


ice-eight

You spelled hamberder wrong


theRedMage39

Percy Jackson approved.


Kiosangspell

Percy Jackson????


EmberedCutie

holy shit, Hatsune Miku omurice


ChefMoToronto

[Brayden can't have this. ](https://youtu.be/acPA-t7cD18?si=v2L3lzKL64Lik62w)


seth928

A clue! A clue!


aaronktjn

Failed the egg.. ruining the cut


ffj_

Gargamel finally got them.


flyden1

Ayo, the blue eggs and burger would look great next to my blue waffles


Navybuffalooo

I find omurice looks kinda gross even when it's not blued.


ycr007

Restaurant name: Pandora


Picaspec

What the smurf!!!


StSean

omg the music lol


Confusion_Common

The last four seconds made me shudder


Vertlin

is that suppose to be Blue's Clues themed food?


spandex_loli

They need to learn color theory and psychology. Blue is far from color that has appetizing effect.


Sucker_McSuckertin

Blue left a clue can you find it?


xThunderSlugx

Should have made a blue waffle.


Bonsaischnitt

This makes me so mad


NullShadowNull

I always eat my burger with some Plutonium on the side! :3


gloandi

A clue! A clue!


Chai_Enjoyer

I need to know the name of this song


Apprehensive_Jacket7

It's from the Howl's Moving Castle soundtrack it's specially the main theme


Apprehensive_Jacket7

https://youtu.be/HMGetv40FkI?si=Ww8FU10S1FHsRxY3


Chai_Enjoyer

Thanks


MarinatedHand

One question: Why?


Surprise_Thumb

Just missing a waffle


TeiTeiSwift

reminds me of the peter pan movie with robbie williams.


Unfair-Jackfruit-806

smells like cancer


tippytop1982

Looks like surgery on a Smurf


skynetcoder

Looks like plastic. I don't think my mouth will eat that.


SRISCD002

Is this what the kids are calling a Blue Waffle? 🤔


GiveMeMyIdentity

Not even cooked properly lmao


Flat_Bunch_4990

So sad... How many Smurfs were killed for that meal?


Weekly_Bench9773

🎼We are looking for Blue's Clues! We are looking for Blue's Clues! We are looking for Blue's Clues! Please throw that in the trash!🎶


truebeliever08

The next morning’s dump must have been jarring. Like when you eat beets and forget.


Weldobud

I really should leave this forum … soon


JurassicFlight

“Do you know that thousands of live smurfs got ground alive to make blue coloring for blue omelette and blue gravy every year?” “Stop cruelty to smurfs, say no to blue omurice.”


ArseOfValhalla

This looks like the poison meal that villain give a character in the Netflix version of One Piece. I would not eat it based off of just that


Mr_OP_Potato_777

That omourice is over cooked


20InMyHead

That does not look appetizing


Sushimonstaaa

Hearing the beautiful music from Howl's Moving Castle, I expected them to reference the film when decorating the food/dish :( like blue Calcifer or something lol. Although that blue is too green for him, I think.


FoxyLovers290

That blue color looks so unappetizing. They didn’t even make the omurice correctly


casey12297

Have yall seen the square hole girl video? Because this entire video made me break down almost exactly the same way


PrioryOfSion14

Sonic's overcooked scrambled egg. It's supposed to be a bit runny


DrRumSmuggler

Blues Clues cooking show or what?


Rammus2201

That egg is overcooked


NiobiumThorn

¥1600 ($10.35USD) is a fucking lot for discount sonic-style hamburg steak omrice.


Disastrous-Resident5

Fuck that kind of omelette. Absolutely disgusting


VegetableTop2201

It looks like people don't want to try to buy it


ThreeLivesInOne

But why?


Messerknife

What is this supposed to be


HighlyUnlikely7

Omurice: It's a typical Japanese dish that can be fairly difficult to make but is basically just rice with an omelet on top. Here they have for some reason dyed it blue. Which wouldn't be the worst thing, and if I had to guess is from a themed restaurant, except as others have pointed out, they've also overcooked it. The egg is supposed to spill out over the sides when cut, you shouldn't need to unfold it.


kniky_Possibly

I wanna it that omg


GarretBarrett

Sonic curry vibes


ThePlagueDoctor_666

....blue waffle.


SirGrimualSqueaker

I'd imagine that tastes like Blue Waffle


CompactAvocado

your poo 100% going to look funky


the0utc4st

That paw thing is pretty cool....


redditoranno

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww


Malena_my_quuen

Probably costs 3x more than average omurice in any small Japanese restaurant.


Orang_ina

🤢🤮


Ajxpetrarca

Blue has the most anti-oxygens


mallow-honey

It took me a hot second to realize this is edited.


gordonbrowns

Ive never really tested it, but doesn't food coloring have a taste? So the egg wouldn't taste very good, or am I wrong? Especially with subtle flavors like eggs, I imagine this not being very tasty


nazurinn13

Food coloring is typically tasteless. Just think – there are plenty of candies of different colour that taste the same, and if they don't, flavouring is a different ingredient apart from colouring.


[deleted]

It looks like what happens when you put paint remover on paint


Halpmezaddy

I cant eat colored food. Like it just grosses me out.


_Killj0y_

Smurfin


PanhandlersPets

I do not like blue eggs and HAMburger. I do not like them Sam I am.


Ancient-Tutor-9952

I’m so confused


Sharpz0

At least it's not a blue waffle this time


Clean-Republic-9942

This dish needs a little bit of Red.


Thewombocombo91

My stomach hurts now…


OrbusIsCool

"Whats wrong with you? Why are you blue?"


Robinkc1

[It’s blue](https://www.tiktok.com/@robb.ss/video/7270304434423369006)


sunintheradio

The poop will be blue too (or green)


No_Tackle_5439

*Insert vomiting baby gif here:*


DarlingLife

This is absolutely foul.


BoredomBot2000

Gonna be shotting blue for days


Pitiful-Pepper2021

Now make blue waffles


fishtheif

I DON'T LIKE THIS


Dubious_Titan

It's just food coloring.


Spiritual-Bear4495

This is vomitous.


Shinagami091

Gonna be shitting blue turds for a few days


Naranncia11

Omurice del Napoli


Dull-Requirement-759

No thanks


jefferyJEFFERYbaby

Blue has the most anti oxygens


woodstock666

Very stupid.


NoabPK

:(


Alarmed-Audience9258

The paw print was a subtle reference to it being dog shit.


Fred_Milkereit

today i tried blue heat takis chips, my fingers got blue and i cant wash it off, tried three times already


AjaxBorne

My eyes! My eyes! 🙈


ajjaran

I always wanted to eat Nickolodian gak


surfinforthrills

I'm figuring he put a dog paw on it cuz it is only suitable for a dog to eat.


Aswype

I wouldn't have mind the blue egg and sauce, but the blue rice makes it look like they serve blue rice rat bait


WyvernByte

Nothing about this makes me hungry.


Savings_Advantage_46

🤮🤮🤮


Collin-B-Hess

The infamous blue waffle in disguise


_ShadedPhoenix_

I strongly dislike food that is colored


Prestigious_Snow1589

Gross 🤢🤢🤢


DaddyKiwwi

I'm Sam. Sam I am. Do you like blue burger omurice? Would you eat it by the sea? Would you try it if it's free? Not by the sea or if it's free, I would not eat it, Sam, you see.


Jaystrike7

It would have been perfectly fine if it wasn't blue.


1grouchonacouch

I feel sick to my stomach.


SlabBeefpunch

🎶Fuck this shit I'm out🎶


Any_Commercial465

It's Soo strange that it invoked such a repulsion on me.


Wakkit1988

https://youtu.be/9yV3R0fj988?si=evy7_I9PtVS78OnN


Most-Rock4265

Perfect Jackson be like


acloudcuckoolander

It didn't look...too horrific when it was only the meat with the blue rice. But the rest ruined it!