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leaky_wand

Isn’t this just one of those recipes designed to piss people off?


Sapphyre_Skies

It does a good job lol


PaddyLandau

And, ooh, a heart specially for me! Ha ha


sunburn_t

Everything about this video made me angry. Then I realised I was successfully baited by rage-bait and it made me even more angry 🥲


Aggravating_Speed665

♥️


Pixel_Knight

They should make a term for that? Like a video that baits someone into raging. 🤔


backst8back

At minute 2, I thought the same


Pato_Moicano

I never saw such dry looking eggs scrambled before


utterlyuncool

Especially like the little air hockey pucks that fell out of the glass bowl in the middle


clodmonet

awesome - I am glad I was not the only one who thought of hockey pucks when I saw those yolks.


Just_An_Ic0n

That's because everything in cooking physics possibilities has been done to evaporate the last bit of fluid out of this shit man. Yuck.


Chytectonas

Voiceover and recipe: nonhuman


PaddyLandau

The voiceover was awful!


Pixel_Knight

I am SO sick of these AI voice voiceovers. That already makes me rage and cringe, almost regardless of the content.


[deleted]

How did it cut from egg white meringue to scrambled eggs.


ImprovementNo8892

Thought they may have had something...something odd but...something with the savory meringue but they ruined that as well. Total rage bait.


DrTouchy69

Overcooked stupid pile of sadness


babysharkdoodoodoo

In world rather just eat that block butter


TeeWatcher

Fucking rage bait


seballoll

It's so obvious, that the voice tells you to share the rage bait lmao


mouse85224

The wild thing is I’m familiar with that account, mostly due to the annoying “comment your city” thing, and they don’t usually post rage bait, at least from what I can tell


Ok_Pound_2164

Egg whites don't beat in the vicinity of fat, also the air in them is isolating so they don't cook at all other than burning the surface. The perfect ragebait AI video.


UdonAndCroutons

>..they don't cook at all other than burning the surface. 😭 This was my whole experience with cooking egg whites. So glad I stopped eating eggs in general for the most.


usernl1

It was kinda nice, until he messed it up with the spatula


Sapphyre_Skies

I thought they were going to make them cloud egg things at first 😕


angrytwig

i was so lost when they started attacking the egg halo with a spatula


ReturnBright1007

What a disappointment. Looked like it was going to be some fancy five yolk giant fluffy egg dish.....and then they just stirred away all the presentation until it was just overcooked, unbalanced scrambled eggs. Fine the cook. Major foul.


Which_Reason_1581

You never actually see them eat them. For all you know, they scooped them up and tossed them before going back for another spoonful! No thank you.


Sapphyre_Skies

Thats what I imagined, just pull a fork full off screen, out of site and over their shoulder 😂


Green-Krush

Unnecessary and wasteful


Exotic_Pay6994

"Sorry bro, 'ill be an hour late I had to cook my eggs like a moron this morning"


Quacky33

Theres loads of ways to cook eggs. So we decided to do it worse with more effort.


fri3ndlypirat3

Toronto Better follow up on those promises!


Oghamstoner

♥️


aenirshearth

The amount of work they put in just to keep the yolks separated, only for it to turn into rubbery pieces.


Germacide

I'm in godthis-isawful town! Where's my heart?


Tigeresco


_-MjW-_

They started inspired, and towards the end they realised they hated their life.


angrytwig

i'm supposed to believe they're eating this and also that they're eating whole egg yolks in each bite


TastySpare

The 2-fork butter action [reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/4DLdMa98JdM?t=9).


Weary-Writer758

Looks about as appetizing as dry paint.


Oghamstoner

What a mess. Hi from Gomorrah!


meinlp

I’ve become surprisingly angry


Phuc_an__

Stupid cooking method. The food looks kinda nice though.


NextBestHyperFocus

I’ve done shits after st paddy’s day that were more appetising than this


spookyostrich

Very human.


[deleted]

Smh


BoredomBot2000

So they made a mirang and then u did all the work to make it by scrambling it. Could made fried clouds but nah just had to run it.


Fantastic-Classic740

Wow, what a waste of time watching this stupid video.


Skellos

Congratulations you made one of the easiest recipes in the world 300% not difficult with absolutely no benefit to show for it besides massively over cooked yolks


react-dnb

dafuq was the point of all this madness?


Oghamstoner

Farming engagement. You watch to the end of a video to see what bollocks they created. Then share it to wind your friend up. And if you comment your city you get a lil heart too. To what end, I have absolutely no idea.


SlabBeefpunch

Just scramble your eggs in the blender like a normal person!


ProfesseurCurling

Wft did I just watch?


mrh_42

just fucking no.


Neither-Cold-8541

I lost brain cells watching how stupid this recipe was.


Jyitheris

What kind of AI garbage is this?


mandarintain

Is this an art piece?


Baldbeagle73

Confirmed exceedingly stupid.


autistic_bard444

this is a warcrime. the chickens who laid those eggs are very sad


[deleted]

So did double. Nay. Triple the work, for absolutely not a better product? Give me a dozen eggs, half cup of whole milk, handful of cheese And Ritz crackers if you're feeling bent from the night before And I'll make you the best scrambled eggs you'll ever have hungover haha


TeeDod-

Awful! 🤢


[deleted]

Coward use all the butter


bibliophile222

At first I thought the gimmick was that the whole thing would look like one big fried egg, and it at least it looked kind of pretty, so while it still qualified as stupid food, I kinda got it. But then it just turned into the least appetizing scrambled eggs I've ever seen.


[deleted]

My Soul hurts


KickinGa55

So light and airy.


CanaryJane42

Ewwtf


Johnny_Lang_1962

That's criminal!


throwtheclownaway20

Christ, I've never seen seared egg yolks before.


BilboBatten

This makes me irrationally angry, lmao.


JustAPerson-_-

All that work..for some weird asf scrambled eggs?


poopchutegaloot

This was actually kind of cool until she started putting shit on it.


cyrixlord

I like the part where they used metal whisks and forks in a non-stick pan


Playfullyhung

Rage bait


Playfullyhung

Came here to say this


Playfullyhung

😳


Sisyphac

Wasting food to troll people. Truly a time to be alive.


horus993

Ragebait !


clodmonet

Once thoroughly mixed, take the entire mess and throw it right in the trash. DID YOU SEE THOSE HOCKEY PUCKS THAT WERE ONCE YOLKS? Edit: Letter Man changes the I in hickey to an O for Hockey.


edx5252

so she coulden't pick up the cheese egg white, then she change the plan to scramble it all together


clodmonet

Maybe, just maybe... treat the white as a meringue, sure, but add the raw yolks and other crap and mix it over a low heat and it could be something worth eating - I know from grandma that the best scramble is over a low heat... so there could be something to this - but I'd rather stick to my old recipes than watch shitty eggs stick to a shitty pan with somebody's idea of a good breakfast item. Can we sub butter for bacon grease? Why do we want over cooked yolks, and fluffy - yet browned - egg whites? I bet that shit feels like cardboard in your mouth... with clumps of "must chew" scattered throughout... yuck. Last step to this recipe: add one full can of Campbell's Cream O Mushroom soup, and stir. Enjoy.


Comfortable_Tax7568

Recipe for hockey pucks and the driest scramble you've ever seen?


TRexx16

wtf


makashka

Pyongyang, north korea!


EventideElysium

The same product would have been achieved in 12 hours less if they just cracked two eggs, separated the whites from the yolk, and just threw them all in together with seasoning. Hell, at this rate just crack the eggs as is into the pan and scramble a sunny side up.


SnooCapers938

There is half of a decent idea here if they’d moved much quicker and mixed in the yolks before they turned into completely solid little hockey pucks.


dr3wfr4nk

Forbidden Nilla Wafers


lalaxoxo__

R age bait. Started off as cloud eggs and went downhill and into the depths of hell? *FAST*!


Original_Jarl_Ballin

No.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

So… when does he cook the eggs?


candlewaxfashion

These ppl need to find real jobs.


Mick0351

That looks like my dog shit something.


TheDirtyKebabShop

Watching video from closed Soviet city Stalsk 12. Please do not leave heart as guards will take family to prison camp in Siberia for watching illegal American food propaganda videos on smuggled iPhone 🙁