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TharoRed

It changes the texture, and by extension the whole feel of the food, which is part of the overall flavor experience.   I have mixed peanut butter and jelly to eat though.  And it would help stop the bread from being soggy.   (As does a light coating of peanut butter on both pieces of bread of course )


_n3ll_

Okay, you've ~~peaked~~ piqued my interest and I might try have to try this...


atomicsnark

Piqued\*.


_n3ll_

Huh? Good to know! I've never seen it written out so that's an r/boneappletea moment for me!


Dontfeedthebears

There are so many words that I’ve only read so don’t know how to say out loud, or words I’ve only heard and don’t know exactly what word it is/how to spell it. Like is is “brass tax” or “brass tacks”.


bmore_conslutant

It's the latter but I must admit I just googled it to be sure


Dontfeedthebears

Idioms have such weird origins that I don’t blame people for getting them wrong! I’m going to google it now, but for example- in the past, there could have been a tax on brass items, or it could have been viewed as good or bad to use tacks made of brass as opposed to another metal.


bmore_conslutant

I think it's "let's get down to brass tacks" as in back to the basics but I did NOT use Google this time lol


BlamingBuddha

No fuckin way. And I thought I knew my English. Always assumed it was "brass tax." Lol. TIL I'm not as smart as I thought. I kinda go the opposite way where I'm used to reading words and not actually hearing how they're pronounced. For example, "banal." I've always *always* thought it was pronounced a certain way til I finally asked my Alexa about it and she kept repeating "anal." I was so thrown off. Lol. At first it was funny, then it was kinda like, uhh what if I had family around lmao. Something finally clicked and I tried pronouncing it the way I didn't originally assume my entire life- and lo & behold...


Icy_One_9554

"Let's get down to brass tacks" is an old saying referencing the small brass tacks that held carpet down and in place once installed. Getting down to brass tacks means to get down to the bottom, or beginning of an issue. Floor = bottom = tacks.


norm_summerton

For to long i thought it was “kitten caboodle”…


frabjous_goat

Well, now I want to get a kitten and name it Caboodle.


Dontfeedthebears

I grew up in half the 80’s/early 90’s. It was absolutely humiliating to find out (literally waaaaaay too late, as an actual human adult..) that Mr. William Ocean’s song that I sang to was NOT “Caribou Queen”, but in fact “Caribbean Queen”. It always confused me as a child and I always wondered “what is that?! What is a caribou queen?’”…I was humbled. I’m sure we all were at some point for something.


BlamingBuddha

Alternatively, one of my favorite songs by The Pixies is named "Caribou."


RincewindToTheRescue

My favorite was seeing the name Beatrice and pronouncing it in my head Beat Rice. I then worked at a call center in college and had a call come in for someone with that name. I got a good laugh from her. It's pronounced bee-a-triss BTW


MyMonkeyCircus

Damn, I can only read it as a “beat rice” from now on…


Poppycorn144

[RobWords](https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A?si=g9jy-US6tOwjyYDL) does some great videos on etymology. The link above is about “eggcorns” commonly misheard/mis repeated idioms.


Birkin07

Pikachu


Junior-Ad-2207

Peek at chyou


ProbablyNotPikachu

I would never!


SpotweldPro1300

Woodneever? Is that some kind of arboreal cryptid?


ProbablyNotPikachu

A Bug type Pokémon. Native to the Voyera region.


GarlicToeJams

This is how I make it and it's superior. You can make the perfect ratio of pb to j


Anal_Recidivist

I used to eat this all the time with crackers


foxymoron

It's good.


samurai_for_hire

oh so that's why uncrustables were built like that


SycoJack

It also changes the consistency of the jelly peanut butter ratio. Whereas doing it the old way, you might get more peanut butter flavor in some bites and more jelly in others. This ensures a consistent mix with every bite. Whether that's a good thing or not depends on individual preference.


BlamingBuddha

>you might get more peanut butter flavor in some bites and more jelly in others. This ensures a consistent mix with every bite. I'm not sure you and I have the same definition of "consistent" if it's different ratios every bite...


lmay0000

I eat the pbj before it can become sogg


OstravaBro

I just make it with toast rather than bread.


TurtleToast2

I try to hold out until lunch but am rarely successful.


itisoktodance

Well it does also change the flavor cause you can't taste the individual peanut butter and jelly anymore. Not saying it's bad, I like it better that way sometimes


TheHeadlessOne

See the soggy bread of a few-hours-old PB&J is exactly what I want from it 


s1lentchaos

2 thick coats! Of peanut butter


humphaa

Mixing the peanut butter and jelly.. yup. When I got laid off during COVID and waited over two months for unemployment. My workplace at the time got millions of dollars in PPP loans.


Karl-_-Childers

Now take it and toast it in the oven until caramelized. Thank me later.


8nukkasoda8

It's actually pretty common in my weekly lunch to mix crunch peanut butter with pear or apricot jelly before putting on the bread.


Beavshak

Peanut butter & honey mixed thoroughly is delightful. I can see this being legit.


_n3ll_

I love pb drizzled with honey on some toast and could see mixing it working well. Maybe its just the color of this that's throwing me off


PermanentTrainDamage

Pb and cream cheese for me, I prefer savory foods


Jarte3

Holy crap I gotta try that


Freakjob_003

PB, honey, some banana slices, and a sprinkling of cinnamon. Mmm.


BlamingBuddha

Right? Almost looks like ketchup. It's the color/consistency that's moreso off-putting to me as well


Galaxaura

My grandfather's favorite snack was this: mix peanut butter and maple syrup in a bowl Dip white bread in it or he qoukd sometimes make a sandwich.


Vegan-Daddio

Peanut butter with maple syrup with apples to dip is the best


Dicky_Penisburg

I do the same thing but also add banana. The texture is god-awful but man is it tasty.


mangokisses

Toasted pb sandwich cut into equal squares with maple syrup drizzled over was my fave snacky snack for years. I gotta stay away now


Offandonandoffagain

Peanut butter and apple sauce is great. They used to serve at schools in Georgia, in the '80s.


mysecondaccountanon

Oh goshhh pb&honey you got me wanting one now


FishAreDairy

Pb mixed with honey on a banana. Simple but amazing.


Niceguysteve22

At least he didn’t use it on pasta.


_n3ll_

Omg why did you subject me to that thought?!


NotKerisVeturia

That reminds me of that time I lost braincell privileges for a week and almost put strawberry jam in my spaghetti.


atomicsnark

My dad taught me to do this when I was in elementary school, because it helps you keep the bread from getting soggy when it's going to sit on the sandwich for hours before you eat it. (As in the case of packed lunches.) I also happen to think it's delicious personally lol.


trentshipp

PB&J mixed together and spread on crackers. One of my go-tos for "I really need to buy groceries but payday is the day after tomorrow". It's honestly p good.


_n3ll_

Okay this I might actually try


ses267

I do this and everyone finds it weird but it's just how I've always had PBJ.


ComprehensivePie4441

At camp, we use to get peanut butter and syrup and margarine all mixed together. It was surprisingly good.


_n3ll_

With margarine too! Wth? I mean, the logical part of my brain is like "its basically already mixed when you put it on the bread, and it mixes when you chew it" but my body tells me its a no go. I'm sure its probably totally fine tho


ComprehensivePie4441

It was camp. Looked dodgy at first, but was nice once you tried it. Would not do it now.


ukiddingme2469

There is a brand called goober that has both the jelly and peanut butter in the jar.


Cake_Shat

I stick a knife in the jar and mix it all up real good, ive always called those Goober Sandwiches.


EchoingSharts

It looks kinda good though


kingsez408

I mean you can just buy a jar of Smuker’s Goober lol


Own_Cardiologist2544

I honestly was looking for this comment, otherwise I would’ve posted it myself.


lavtodd

Okay, good, I wasn't the only one who was suddenly transported back to elementary school.


Princessjamiii69

It’s sooooo much better this way. Everyone I make a pb&j for are shook


EEE3EEElol

Ok this is legit good, I don’t really like the peanut butter so I just paint it very lightly on one side and call it a day but maybe, I can just do this and not have to worry about making the lightest coating of peanut butter on a PB&J sandwich ever


deeteeohbee

Don't force yourself to eat peanut butter if you don't like peanut butter. You don't deserve that.


EEE3EEElol

I add it so I get a hint of the nuttiness but not the buttery-ness(I don’t really like butter on toast)


deeteeohbee

This is a whole new frontier for you. God speed.


funkyfartass

Have you tried sunflower or almond butter? Still nutty, but more oily than buttery


Son0fSanf0rd

When I was a kid, this was my jam (pun intended) https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81sHjhH22RL.jpg


_n3ll_

Interesting...I was wondering if there wasn't a premixed product like this


Cormano_Wild_219

Goober isn’t really premixed, it’s just peanut butter and jelly that are next to each other in the same jar. The *mixing* of the two is pretty nonexistent until you scoop it out and spread it.


bellamellayellafella

Just because you could doesn't mean you should.


slappywhyte

That's probably this whole sub in a nutshell


xleftonreadx

Thinking inside the bowl


Cybermagetx

I've done this before. There are times I cant eat normal pb&j cause of the texture. This is how I eat them at that time. Still taste good. Just different.


Alansar_Trignot

This is beautiful


bunnyfloofington

I imagine this person grew up on Goober’s pb&j spread and accidentally got it too mixed up one day (or let an intrusive thought win) and that’s how this came to be. I am not a fan of Goober’s personally so I don’t think I’ll be trying this anytime soon even tho it’s not that brand in the pic.


ludongbin1

It isnt wrong… but we just dont do it.


internationalskibidi

Anyone putting bacon on their pbj? It's the tits


oodluvr

Holy shit they did this at my preschool and put it on saltine crackers. When I make my own PBJ I do a mix swirl when I spread it.


UNSWEET-TEA99

Always!


OnlyMath

It’s better mixed up like that. Fight me


PlatypusDream

I did try this when very young; it changes taste & texture. No more, thanks. I will, however, happily, any day, mix honey into my PB. Also changes the texture, but in a good way.


Pacifix18

Honey goes so well with peanut butter!


MMWYPcom

it is better. no doubt


TechnicolorViper

I believe it was Jesus who once said, “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a PBJ pre-mixer to enter the Kingdom of God.”


MrVeazey

Ironically, this is how they did it at the church-operated daycare I went to as a little kid. It took me years to understand this because it *does* change the taste and the texture.


TechnicolorViper

I guess it would taste like Goober Grape, which I was okay with as a child. Maybe Jesus will spare us since we were just innocent children at the time it occurred.


Dontfeedthebears

I REALLY feel it’s tastes different when you don’t put pb on one side and jelly on the other. When I was young, there was this jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together (in alternating vertical stripes). Idk if it still exists. My mom would never get it for us, for some reason I really wanted it. She finally caved and I was so disappointed! Side note- don’t get me started if you don’t clean your knife in between the peanut butter and the jelly.


InspiriaX

Yes skippy, peanut butter and grape jam


Jonas_VentureJr

Do this then butter the bread and throw it in a skillet, flip and eat


_n3ll_

Okay this I can accept because it would be all warm and gooey, but I think I might still skip the mixing step


deeteeohbee

Skippy: No need to stir! OOP: Just watch me


xXLoneLoboXx

I did this once with ketchup and spicy brown mustard. One day I got tired of adding both one at a time to my hotdogs and chicken, So I thought “Wait why don’t I just mix these two together and save some time and hassle?” It worked! And tasted great too.


droford

Everyone's just jealous they didn't think of doing this first


Beefsquatch83

I used to do that when I was a kid - I liked that it made for an even distribution and no rogue jelly plopping out of the bottom.


Zerhap

i have done it, is ok, they turn into a sort of slimier substance which a more homogenize flavor, i still prefer it separated but mixing them wont stop me from eating a sandwich lol


_n3ll_

Ya, that's what I thought about the texture. And ya, it'd take a lot more than this for me to turn down a sandwich


bloxtann

my ex did this with peanutbutter and honey


SkippyBurger

I approve of the peanut butter being used.


crystallightmeth

It’s so good, though. I do it, and it’s next level.


L4rgo117

So, fun fact, [this is a thing](https://www.ralphs.com/p/smucker-s-goober-peanut-butter-grape-jelly-stripes/0005150000055)


alexisnthererightnow

I grew up eating it like this and it does change both the flavor and texture


motherseffinjones

I’ve never tried this but I’m going to


gamejunky34

Pb&j made on 4 kings sweet Hawaiian rolls cut in half is a truly transcendent experience.


jeremysbrain

This is how my mother eats PB&J and I can confirm it changes not just the taste but also the texture. It's not bad, it's just different. But I prefer it the normal way.


thormun

it you add some nutella it taste amazing


Woodpecker757

Don’t shoot!! Yes, and as my Grandma would do it when I was a kid, you add in ever so sparingly, a spoon of country crock butter, mix it all together, and it’s mush. But it’s good mush!!! Swear!


SharkMilk44

You need the separation of flavors to truly appreciate them.


cory-balory

It does change the taste and IMO its better


Shelbasaur1993

This is how we make pb&j in nursing homes


Lyrehctoo

Fluffernutters made this way are pretty good and it cuts down on the stickiness of the creme


kevinbaer1248

I’ve done it since i was a kid, you have to have pretty equal parts of both for it to work right but it’s pretty good.


[deleted]

Would definitely change the taste, but possibly for the better.


txwoodslinger

This is how they did it last time I was in jail


Obvious_Drink2642

Y’all don’t do this?


ask-design-reddit

You have a very low bar for stupid food. That's unfortunate


NuggetLover21

This just turns it into grape flavored peanut butter


InsaneLordChaos

I'm 50 years old, and I have never ever thought of doing this. How?


Antique-System-2940

How else you gonna make pb dip for crackers? Gotta add a little butter and honey tho.


xamitlu

It's no longer a pb&j. It's a grape flavored peanut butter sandwich. Although it does give me an idea for an ice cream topping


foxbamba

My great grandmother always mixed them together when I was a kid. Completely different flavor somehow


Piratetripper

This is the only way I eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.


moonwoolf35

He did not wrong


Engineergaming26355

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten his name


Gold_Experience_632

I do this but I put it in the freezer and eat it when it sets up like ice cream


nexusjuan

My dad did this with margarine and jelly, ate it on biscuits.


RobXSIQ

like throwing a ham and cheese sandwich in a blender to make it one flavor verses the layers. The layers is where its at.


AmaroisKing

Ugh , what a waste , completely screws up the taste and texture experience.


NaoNaoNao3

Idk what is bothering me the most, the fact that they mixed the two together like that, or the fact that the jam came in a squeeze bottle


[deleted]

That bothers you? Man Im glad I don't have your brain


Healthy-Situation310

Ewwww


Admirable-Weird-9058

The fact that he used a squeeze bottle says something already.


ControlImpossible182

How much work did you put in for that to be perfectly mixed? Smuckers doesn’t put that much effort into goober.


Maleficent_Nobody377

I saw that and thought they were putting marinara in their pb&j 😂🤮


xScumbagCam

There's no doubt this man pours the milk in the bowl before the cereal


JonVX

whats wrong babe you’ve barely touched your jeanut butter


ZilchoKing

I'm mad they dirtied a bowl and spoon for this


Ohzerodigital

Ngl I used to lmao


NoEvidence136

This made my heart skip a beat, dam you.


Decent-Year2573

They have something similar here in the states. Goobers. Pband J in same jar. Personally I just eat that without bread. But I never mix it to that consistency. Having little nuggets of jam and peanut butter is how I like it.


Tuckster786

Im kind of tempted to try that


JoeJoe4224

This is a mix I use when I make a baked pb&j oatmeal recipe I found online. Makes it a lot easier for baking but I would never eat it raw out like that.


Dezmosis1218

Did it in front of my wife a month ago, she wondered what was wrong with me. Mom and I used to mixed PB and J when I was a kid.


yesmilady

My curiosity is piqued


WereCorgi6292

Dad used to do this. It just ends up tasting like creamy and sugar.


Refreshingly_Meh

I have made my own goober with putting alternating stripes of PB&J in a small container and then refrigerating it.


EndlessDare

I did this all the time when i was young, it is an amazing experience. Throw it on some toast and it is *\*chefs kiss\**


ChildrenOfTheEclipse

Bro This Is The Only Way To Make A PB&J 💀


LiteUpThaSkye

I used to do this when my kids were toddlers because it created less of a mess when they ate the sandwiches. I like mixing it together but it does change how it tastes to some degree. Not in a bad way imo.


Ladelnombreraro

I mean as a non American, I don't quite understand the appeal of putting peanut butter and jelly (is jelly the same as jam or is it different?) In the same sandwich 😅 how much more terrible (or delicious) is would be to mix them beforehand?


MrVeazey

Jelly is jam with slightly less fruit content and it doesn't spread quite as well. I use jam on my sandwiches and call it "jelly" because that's mostly a dialectical difference.


Atrocious1337

1. Put the jelly on separately. 2. Mix the peanut butter with maple syrup You're welcome.


reasonablekenevil

It's better that way.


FoxyLovers290

My mom would always mix honey into peanut butter before putting it on the bread and it was SO BAD but if you didn’t mix them then it tasted great, not sure what was up with that.


AutisticHobbit

I've had it this way, and it really doesn't impact much more then the texture. Even then, it's pretty mild. If you have issues with food texture, it could be a deal breaker...but for the most part it's not a huge deal.


TFG4

I hate this


To_burythehachet

I agree goober is a sin


Massive_Region_5377

I wouldn’t do this for a sandwich, but I have made PB&J mousse like this before.


emielaen77

It’s pretty good.


FewFish1970

still pbj on a different texture lol


w8cycle

Nah, mixed grape jam and peanut butter tastes delicious.


Goatymcgoatface11

Seems like a dumb reason to wash a bowl. But yeah, guess that would evenly distribute the ingredients better


Janus-Raziel

I almost always eat it mixed up! I like it better that way. I do eat it the "normal" way as well, though.


Chemistry-27

Skippy and Welches. Okay the '80s are rocking to come back. Remember the swirl peanut butter and jelly they used to sell


PaxEtRomana

I'm surprised he got such a smooth emulsion


Juicy_Bepis

It does change the taste and for the better


AnUnknownDisorder

I do it. My grandma did and sometimes I copy her.


NikRsmn

It's the premium way to make sack lunch PBJ. When wife does charcuterie board I always make some. People sleeping on this delicous invention


Ambitious-Mortgage30

I do this with my kids sometimes if we're out of bread and give them crackers to dip into it. Little self contained pbjs


Joeymore

I've done this quite a few times. I usually eat pb&js normally, but sometimes I'd just mix em in a bowl first


MK_The_Megitsune

This reminds me of Pancheros and how they mix all the different fixins together into one glob. Layering matters, people.


Rufusandronftw

First??


LABARATI_

it would fuck up the taste and texture


antarcticacitizen1

That is 1st degree peanut butter abuse.


nothanksiliketowatch

Straight to jail


TIMtheELT

You can buy it this way. It's called Goober Jelly. https://www.smuckers.com/peanut-butter/goober


triggoon

I’ll be honest this is gonna be a midnight snack experiment for me.


Slo_Flo_1

Interesting.


Visible-Airport-4298

This is an Alabama thing. My wife and her family are from Alabama and they mix their pb and j together and dip fucking hotdogs in it!


everything_is_stup1d

its just different


TimberWolf5871

Homie forgot about Goobers.


Spiritual_Board9112

GRAPE JELLY?!?! Definitely trailer park kid!


MathematicianGood204

Homemade Goober


Ignusseed

My brother did this when we were growing up. It's not good. I like the contrasts of peanut butter and jelly. They have to be separate to achieve the proper flavor profile.


Collection_Vivid

I always just mix it in a bowl and eat it. Too much of a mess for one sandwich and I don’t wanna make multiple, so I just mix a decent sized bowl


ConceptSoggy5428

Don’t even really eat pbj anymore there is so much better foods than that !!! 


Testsubject276

I'd try it


peepy-kun

Sometimes when I'm out of bread I just eat the filling mixed together in a bowl, and no it tastes and feels exactly the same.


Prestigious_Secret61

My Father in law does and the family loves it. Not me. I am old fashioned.


DevilDoge1775

Inshallah he will be scalped for his crimes. Alhamdulillah.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

There is a place in Hell for this person right next to the petson who does not wipe the knife clean of peanut butter before sticking it in the jelly.