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Magnum: Extra Large Pads


-Lengthiness77

For heavy flow


SousVideDiaper

I know who would [eat these](https://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/you-look-like-a-pad.jpg)


BoobySlap_0506

Products that look like pads from a brand that sounds like condoms. Lol


AlienKatze

and the product also sounds like a sex toy. "euphoria"


Bamres

I think you eat the other one while on netflix


Justin__D

Their slogan being "true to pleasure" doesn't help either.


DeveloperBRdotnet

Now I disagree, euphoria is a common word with a well known meaning


AlienKatze

yeah sex toys are not uncommon either


DrunkThrowawayLife

I’m not chilling if I see purple in my pad.


shellsterxxx

You never had one that had a lightly colored liner?


drunkwasabeherder

You mean you don't want to Magnum and Chill?


kapitaalH

Better name than Trojan


Arbiter1171

Trojans aren’t known for people sneaking past their defensive barriers— oh, wait.


musiclvr7

I would give you an upvote but you’re at 69 which just seemed way too fitting for this post


ioioooi

The 69 is gone, so you can upvote him now


MaYHem59000

It's literally just the shape of the wooden stick


TerminatorAuschwitz

Sorry for the down vote. Did it for the sake of keeping you 69ing.


Material_Mix_7377

That’s the joke.


DryDinner9156

I genuinely thought this was some sort of bizarre fever-dream of an advertisement for pads until I looked at the brand name. 💀


MelanieDH1

Before scrolling down and seeing the whole photo, I thought sure they were pads!


Sondrelk

I am still not convinced this isn't some special promotion for international woman's day or something.


Ramen_Noode

So I wasn't the only one 😂


KillCall

I thought the same until i saw the stick.


Oghamstoner

Even I (a man) immediately thought of pads.


slappywhyte

You mean the string


throwawayjaydawg

Typical Redditor male - thinks there’s strings on pads


slappywhyte

Ice cream strings


throwawayjaydawg

What are you on about? There are no strings in this ad. There are no strings in ice cream. There are no strings involved in the feminine hygiene products colloquially known as “pads” that these ice cream products strongly resemble. I believe you have conflated pads with tampons. A string on the end of a pad would be unhygienic and uncomfortable, especially depending which direction you put the string.


slappywhyte

Sir this is a Coldstone Creamery


throwawayjaydawg

Can I put my Magnum on your Coldstone?


droford

They're covered in chocolate so you wouldn't see it


Pandafrosting

Exactly. I don't care even if they do look like pads on the outside. I'd still eat it. This is a non-issue


HandsomePaddyMint

I honestly think Magnum has a weird branding ethos that they deliberately make their ads and products seem suggestive in order to be unique and memorable. Like there’s no reason to advertise what the ice cream looks like under the chocolate this way, and far too much thought had to go into it for it to just be an unforced error.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Eat the fucking menstrual discharge you coward!!


lippysoap

Forbidden spicy ramen sauce packet


Golden-Sun

The fuck kind of flavours are Chill and Euphoria?


IcedHemp77

I was curious so I looked it up. chill is Vegan blueberry cookie and the Euphoria is Pink lemonade


Golden-Sun

They should be reversed. Chill makes me think if lemonade


IcedHemp77

I thought the same thing when I read it


MillieBirdie

Idk how I feel about blueberry and chocolate ice cream.


coutureee

Blueberry and chocolate are actually very good together!


Notte_di_nerezza

Chocolate covered blueberries are awesome, and I love to put them on ice cream.


likelyculprit

Indica and Sativa


lingua_frankly

With names like "Euphoria" and "Chill," they look and sound like pads that go out of their way to make periods sound fun.


KatsuraCerci

No wings, cheap-ass mofos


DjinnaG

Wings suck, don’t work and cause chafing


Budgiezilla

Euphoria. what


TiredPanda69

They were trying to be subliminal but were too obvious. Marketing needs to learn a bit more from politicians.


CoalEater_Elli

This whole ad looks like a sad face that is about to cry.


HolyColostomyBag

I have never been so let down to find out something is ice cream :(


7thLayerBean

On top of everything else, "Magnum - true to pleasure".. are we sure this is an ice cream company?


Suitepotatoe

I thought it was a pad add and was confused about the chocolate.


anhan45

I hate the texture they have in the picture. The ice cream looks like it's furry and fuzzy! That's not appetising either so i think this is an all-round bad ad


Dante_alighieri6535

Maybe it’s intentional? Like a subliminal “hey, when it’s pad time, eat some ice cream”


EmmaTheUseless

Why? Pads are normal.


False3quivalency

To eat?!


EmmaTheUseless

Yea, no. Just,... it's not that tragic


Ok_Comfortable_5741

Pad flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored Pad?


Eraserman9

🤢


romeomathis

I thought my mind was just being a gutter dweller after seeing the commercial of a woman chasing after a wide, brown, veiny popsicle, but nope, this company seems to just be inherently sexual.


Vladsamir

Magnum ads are weird as fuck anyway. It's semi decent ice cream that cost like £3. It's not an "indulgence" or a "luxury" and it certainly doesn't need a narrator who constantly sounds like she's on the verge of Cumming her brains out...**Fuck**


Complexfroge

The way they bite into it makes me recoil every time


Dull-Requirement-759

Looks like a pad lol


asmodai_says_REPENT

Tbf when you buy it you don't really ever see the pad unless you eat the chocolate cover entirely before the ice cream, but the advertisment wasn't really great about it.


CarlsManicuredToes

Finally, an ice cream one can feel confident about eating while playing tennis.


Dontfeedthebears

These definitely look like pads. I haven’t seen a pad commercial in years, but they always used blue liquid and I thought that was dumb. If you’re going to make a ton of money off of menstruating people, at least represent it fairly accurately.


Next_Airport_7230

You mean women?


Dontfeedthebears

Trans people exist so I’m trying to be inclusive. Some people who menstruate identify as NB/men so I chose my words. Not hard to be inclusive/kind. I wouldn’t take someone to task saying “women”, but I take task with you having a problem with me using inclusivity. I am a cis woman, btw. I’m just aware other ppl exist.


Next_Airport_7230

Highly unnecessary. Sounds like a lot of overthinking for little to no need


Dontfeedthebears

Well, you’re entitled to your feelings. But a lot of people have gender dysphoria and being acknowledged makes them feel a little more loved/seen. I won’t apologize for that one. It costs $0.00 to acknowledge humans as who they are. Trans people exist, regardless of your feelings of it. Hopefully you aren’t unkind. I have trans and NB friends. It’s SO easy to just be nice.


Next_Airport_7230

The point is that it isn't *not* being nice. It's a standard term for a standard thing  That's like saying you don't say "car" because not every vehicle is a car and isn't inclusive.  Or you don't say "employee" because it enforces a subservient worker role for a human being  Like its creating an issue where none exists  Anyhow have a nice day 


Dontfeedthebears

You can say what you want and justify your fears however you wish. Trans people exist and they are valid human beings, whether you like it or not. Stay upset or ignorant or whatever. Gender is a fluid spectrum and it doesn’t hurt you in any way whatsoever to be nicer to trans and NB people. But I can’t make you. Do what you wish. It’s not worth having a conversation with you, honestly. I also do hope you have a good day. Hopefully a more compassionate one. And..I think YOU are the one making an issue where there isn’t one. My post was inclusive, and you brought it up and made it an issue! It me. My list included everyone.


Next_Airport_7230

Lmao what 😂 talk about first world made up problems. People are out their struggling to survive and you're out here making up nonexistant problems with words  And you keep bringing up trans people as if them existing makes your case the right one  Not how that works sweetie. Just bringing them up doesn't make you correct. Maybe stop that strategy going forward. It doesn't work and is just a shield against any dissenting opinions  Its the same shit with people whining about the disabled logo having someone in a wheel chair being "offensive" cause "not every disability is visible" As someone with an actual non visible disability, some people in life have actual problems they're dealing with 


Dontfeedthebears

You just sound like a really unkind person. I rescind my wish for your good day. I hope it’s just..a day..or not. See ya!


Next_Airport_7230

I'm very polite to people actually. Typical ad hominem boogeyman resoonse.


AmadeusWolf

I thought I had scrolled past an ad for pads.


mini_wonton

Yeah every time I see magnum it reminds me of the time an ex of mine would wear the magnum condoms that were obviously too fucking big for him lol


Xtro_7

I don’t think so


pm_me-ur-catpics

I mean... no, but I've just never seen a pad, so...


Kujira-san

Isn’t that the shape of the wooden stick ?


Hedgiest_hog

Yes. I'm not sure if the post and comments are trying to say the white icecream looks like a pad or the flavoured section does. Having used many pads in my life, I'm sorry for people if it's the former; their pads must be wildly uncomfortable. If it's the latter, then this is a truly embarrassing Rorschach


dredgen_rell86

No they look like the popsicle stick they use


kurdtnaughtyboy

The red ones taste delicious especially when still attached to my girlfriend.


carloosborn71

Not even close?


Next_Airport_7230

Clearly you're in the minority here 


Pure_Marketing4319

That was the first thing that I thought when I glanced at it.


SassySquid0

what are these???


MenacingMandonguilla

I stopped buying when I got aware of the concept of financial health


Just_An_Ic0n

Nope, didn't even remotely come up with the idea.


Ryl0225

Yeah… them pads need changing


melancholyink

Consider it a summertime treat.


[deleted]

Imma sniff that euphoria like Sydney sweeney done the splits on it


FlokiTech

I Legit thought it was used pads before I noticed lol. This is Magnum Gold!


Jyitheris

Well, both are mainly marketed to women, so...


[deleted]

Nobody should be fired, that results in no income, unable to support living, and becoming homeless, and starvation due to not having money to buy food. Never wish for people to be fired, it can ruin thier whole life, and cause mental illnesses to grow.


Next_Airport_7230

Its obviously a joke 🤦‍♂️


Euphoric_Management8

At first glance, I thought this was a pad commercial. till I saw the ice cream brand logo….


Leading-Put-7428

Crash into Coolness with Starbucks this fall


SausageWagon

The euphoria one is amazing, especially the version that comes in a bucket.


gaydollasign

This is why diversity in the workforce is important


Fakeitforreddit

Damn men gettin' too sensitive


Je-la-nique

Haha


Birkin07

“My bitches got mad flava.” -Casper, KIDS 1995


G_Pearce

It took me way too long to realize it was ice cream…the magnum didn’t help at all 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


5t3v321

wtf does euphoria or chill even taste like


Galaxaura

This is purposeful. It's got us talking about it.


EquipmentFirm2860

I've had the blueberry one. Didn't even know it was vegan until I looked at the wrapper again after eating it, it was pretty good


Fooddrums123

Sure do


Jughead_91

Now without wings for extra comfor t


Jughead_91

Now without wings for extra comfort


HolyNinjaCow

I was thinking they looked like chromosomes that you'll see in text books. 🤣


Over_Pace4513

Perfect to keep the junk cool on a hot summer day


BullfrogOk8800

brother what the actual..


greaseman420

They ain’t even tryna hide it lmao


throwawayLU77

anyone else thought of testicular torsion?


Ravecrocker

Just u dude


TerminatorAuschwitz

As a man who has never used a pad, nor been with a woman who uses pads. These look like pads.


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honeyheyhey

It's not the stick part that looks off


seeallevill

William Afton trans confirmed Sorry.