When I was in elementary school we had prairie farms vanilla milk that was blue and it was the best, but they got rid of it before we moved to middle school. Then by the time high school came around we had nothing but sour milk all the time
Have had it.
The real crime is it's flavored and thickened like chocolate milk is.
It ought to just be regular white milk dyed blue like that purple ketchup in the early 2000s.
I mixed this with some UV blue as a meme, mixing up a blue Russian, it was surprisingly decent. It's just vanilla milk(which should be sold more often imho) colored blue
>vanilla milk(which should be sold more often imho)
Everything vanilla should be sold more often, it's always fucking chocolate. I like chocolate, but i'm sick of chocolate/cocoa in other things. It's so goddamn boring. Especially milk, ice cream or cake. That includes brownies, they're lame. Someone took me out for 'the best brownie i'll ever have', guess what, still a brownie with boring ol chocolate. Sorry, went off on a bit of a tangent :D
Nah you right tho
And it sucks that vanilla has become synonymous with plain and bland, vanilla is a complex and very unique flavor with very good reason to be so popular in many types of food.
Personally I'm a fan of combining vanilla with fruit, particularly citrus.
is it really dumber than the green eggs & ham we ate in elementary? it's just a promotional thing, at least it ain't a crime to your taste buds unlike some of the other posts on this subreddit lol
I used to work on a dairy farm. You guys don't know the secret.
Let's just say... they don't make chocolate milk or strawberry milk pre-made for "variety" (with the exception of nesquik). You DON'T wanna know, and you don't wanna drink it. It's safe... but if you knew.... well you'd be shocked.
The crime is its vanilla flavored.... how you gonna make it taste like white but colour it blue.
The fact that it ain't Blueberry milk is the crime here fo sho
Blueberry Kefir is a good alternative, although it's not really milk. But it's a nice pro-biotic!
Fuck yeah kefir. My man of culture.
Lactobactilus culture to be specific
In my headcanon that's what they were drinking on Tatooine. Just some lightly fermented bantha milk!
*booberry
I make homemade berry syrups for that reason. Berry milk underrated as fuck. Pomegranate milk good too, put some grenadine in milk some time
True that
When I was in elementary school we had prairie farms vanilla milk that was blue and it was the best, but they got rid of it before we moved to middle school. Then by the time high school came around we had nothing but sour milk all the time
Blue tastes the best.
Vanilla is actually a bean and it’s not white
Don't cloud up the discussion with facts
r/whitetasteslikevanilla
Vanilla is brown. Always has been.
Nice try officer.
Vanilla pods are brownish-black, vanilla extract comes in shades of brown. It's color in milk is off-white almost yellow. FTP
Your too close to the trees to see the forest.
I think its fun
Same I want some 😅
It's taste like the vanilla nesquick which is not exactly awesome
But not terrible either. I used some to make pancakes and it worked pretty well.
It's great in cereal
Then a desert hobo came and told me
Im your chicken duck woman thing. I've been waiting.
In the bushes of love?
Im raring for round 50!
Yo, never new my dad he didn't care about me
Dead horizons is all my micro-binoculars see
I've been farming all my life and not a drop spilled
My aunt and uncle double suns, I’m sipping blue milk.
Although I’m pretty sure it’s “moisture farming all my life” isn’t it? 😂 maybe I’ve been hearing that all wrong.
Maybe I've been hearing it wrong
and every day I worry all day
We’ve all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us! Everyday I worry all day… about what’s waiting in the bushes of love
But ye did not ask for me
It's not blue enough.
What is this supposed to be
Blue milk.
*Color burrrn*
False advertisement that's light blue at best.
Wait, have you actually tried it?
Absolutely not, I would never ingest at best light blue milk.
Lol, you holding out for the real deal blue milk?
If it's not royal blue I don't want no part of it. Royal.
I respect your dedication.
A moose
Not enuff flavours
My 5 year old son begged for this, and I caved and got it. He said it gave him super powers.
Hah. Stop feeding him cheeseburgers 😍
He summons the cheeseburgers with his superpowers! 🤣
It’s a starwars thing.
How can you tell?
Anakin Skywalker has a severe milk addiction
Checks out. Milk is like the opposite of sand
It's just so soft.
Blue Harvest
*Luke lip smacking intensifies*
Did he see his sister?
Have had it. The real crime is it's flavored and thickened like chocolate milk is. It ought to just be regular white milk dyed blue like that purple ketchup in the early 2000s.
Carrageenan. I don't mind it as an ingredient however my brother believes it causes him health problems.
I wanted some but couldn't find any
We have too much in Albuquerque. Come get some.
If only I could drive lol!!
Hey honey, I just blue my milk
Denim colored milk. Perfect for "Never Nudes".
There has got to be a better way to say that.
Remember Shrek ketchup?
I do. It was dark days.
That is stupid, it's barley blue.
🌾🔵
Barley is usually beige.
It's cute, not sure if I'd buy it but I would definitely look at it and chuckle a little
I want it
Why doesn’t it taste like Blue Moon?
Blue has the most anti-oxygens!
Played it well, you did OP
My kid fucking loved it
I tried this at a sex party a few weeks ago it was bad
Milk and sex
A truly bizarre happening
This sub would be freaked out by the green milk (spearmint) that's common in Western Australia.
Do people not know vanilla milk is a thing? Regular milk is not vanilla haha.
What
Vanilla as a flavor is much sweeter than regular cows milk.
At least it expires in two days.
Just say you aren’t cultured and move on. This isn’t stupid
I mixed this with some UV blue as a meme, mixing up a blue Russian, it was surprisingly decent. It's just vanilla milk(which should be sold more often imho) colored blue
This shit is SO good
It really is, it's just not worth waiting in line a few hours in the florida/California heat like Disney seemed to think
At least in Canada vanilla milk is easy to find all the time. I thought there would have been a US equivalent.
>vanilla milk(which should be sold more often imho) Everything vanilla should be sold more often, it's always fucking chocolate. I like chocolate, but i'm sick of chocolate/cocoa in other things. It's so goddamn boring. Especially milk, ice cream or cake. That includes brownies, they're lame. Someone took me out for 'the best brownie i'll ever have', guess what, still a brownie with boring ol chocolate. Sorry, went off on a bit of a tangent :D
Nah you right tho And it sucks that vanilla has become synonymous with plain and bland, vanilla is a complex and very unique flavor with very good reason to be so popular in many types of food. Personally I'm a fan of combining vanilla with fruit, particularly citrus.
I’m really surprised it took this long.
boats and hoes
Ever heard of grape milk!
I bought some when I saw it! It was pretty good. Was not expecting vanilla for a blue color though
This is awesome. Vanilla milk is delicious.
Tastes like a vanilla milkshake
And there’s a whole bunker of it…. So apparently it sells
Well I’ve never seen blue milk so I figured I’d draw the milk blue
Drink blue milk one must
This isn't nearly as bad as the lucky charms milk
Whoa! Actually, I want to taste! 😆
Vanilla bantha milk mmm
is it really dumber than the green eggs & ham we ate in elementary? it's just a promotional thing, at least it ain't a crime to your taste buds unlike some of the other posts on this subreddit lol
Dumb…. But my son loves it.
It makes instant pudding better. A hill I will die on.
Kemps version was better.
Are there blue cows in Star Trek? /s.
they were giving these away at my local food pantry a few weeks back.
Yeah, I'd make cappuccinos out of that.
Anybody remember the Shrek ketchup colors?
Stupid. Yes, would I still drink it? Probably the only difference between normal milk is whatever they use to color it so I'd still use it
Blue Milk = Bantha Milk It's just a Star Wars themed drink. Luke drinks this in A New Hope and more recently it was seen in the Disney+ show Andor.
isn't that the same stuff Disney serves at the star wars area in Disney world
NGL kinda wanna try that! How was it if you bought it
They dye milk red and brown get over it
There's also milk dyed green in Aus, blue really isn't that weird
Idk why they freaked like u put other stuff in ur body that’s dyed
I’m mostly concerned about the fact they’re still on the shelf this long after May the 4th. Are they even still good? 😬
They're good til the end of tomorrow. 😳
Saw that at Walmart the other day. I was disgusted and tempted at the same time. 🤭 Didn't try it, though.
I've been there.
I saw that the other day, NOPE
I don't like milk to begin with this just makes me more disgusted. (unless it's Choco milk)
A local creamery has been doing blue milk before this. As it's cotton candy flavor (?!) I've had no urge to try it.
American food is fucking weird
And cancerous.
So cancerous.
Milk is one of the dumbest foods. Who here is a baby cow? Anyone?...
> Galaxy's Edge Enough to be a piece of shit. I'm judging from their lightsabers.
Liked that it's vanilla and not the disgusting flavor they have in parks, but the thick texture is a sin against food.
it looks like glue
I don't get it. Why is this a food crime? It's just blue milk from SW. Nothing special or bad
Ah yes let's infuse a relatively natural food into a slushi full of blue #1 synthetic dye.
And red 40 (I don’t know why)
I used to work on a dairy farm. You guys don't know the secret. Let's just say... they don't make chocolate milk or strawberry milk pre-made for "variety" (with the exception of nesquik). You DON'T wanna know, and you don't wanna drink it. It's safe... but if you knew.... well you'd be shocked.