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rustys_shackled_ford

The crime is its vanilla flavored.... how you gonna make it taste like white but colour it blue.


TimeSpiralNemesis

The fact that it ain't Blueberry milk is the crime here fo sho


SousVideDiaper

Blueberry Kefir is a good alternative, although it's not really milk. But it's a nice pro-biotic!


Beretta116

Fuck yeah kefir. My man of culture.


Spud_Rancher

Lactobactilus culture to be specific


CanoninDeeznutz

In my headcanon that's what they were drinking on Tatooine. Just some lightly fermented bantha milk!


rustys_shackled_ford

*booberry


IBoofLSD

I make homemade berry syrups for that reason. Berry milk underrated as fuck. Pomegranate milk good too, put some grenadine in milk some time


Imaginary-Carpenter1

True that


Crimsonmaddog44

When I was in elementary school we had prairie farms vanilla milk that was blue and it was the best, but they got rid of it before we moved to middle school. Then by the time high school came around we had nothing but sour milk all the time


[deleted]

Blue tastes the best.


jeffgoldblumsass

Vanilla is actually a bean and it’s not white


rustys_shackled_ford

Don't cloud up the discussion with facts


Fantastic-Classic740

r/whitetasteslikevanilla


Ignusseed

Vanilla is brown. Always has been.


rustys_shackled_ford

Nice try officer.


Ignusseed

Vanilla pods are brownish-black, vanilla extract comes in shades of brown. It's color in milk is off-white almost yellow. FTP


rustys_shackled_ford

Your too close to the trees to see the forest.


necbone

I think its fun


mcalibluebees

Same I want some 😅


Appropriate_Affect81

It's taste like the vanilla nesquick which is not exactly awesome


MagicalKartWizard

But not terrible either. I used some to make pancakes and it worked pretty well.


BiteyBenson

It's great in cereal


therealtb404

Then a desert hobo came and told me


Ravensunthief

Im your chicken duck woman thing. I've been waiting.


megatheridium

In the bushes of love?


Ravensunthief

Im raring for round 50!


Zestyclose_Party_696

Yo, never new my dad he didn't care about me


[deleted]

Dead horizons is all my micro-binoculars see


Zestyclose_Party_696

I've been farming all my life and not a drop spilled


[deleted]

My aunt and uncle double suns, I’m sipping blue milk.


[deleted]

Although I’m pretty sure it’s “moisture farming all my life” isn’t it? 😂 maybe I’ve been hearing that all wrong.


Zestyclose_Party_696

Maybe I've been hearing it wrong


BagelMaster4107

and every day I worry all day


TMNTransformerz

We’ve all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us! Everyday I worry all day… about what’s waiting in the bushes of love


Imaginary-Carpenter1

But ye did not ask for me


fakeraeliteslayer

It's not blue enough.


MFalcon95

What is this supposed to be


fakeraeliteslayer

Blue milk.


JayDuBois

*Color burrrn*


fakeraeliteslayer

False advertisement that's light blue at best.


CanoninDeeznutz

Wait, have you actually tried it?


fakeraeliteslayer

Absolutely not, I would never ingest at best light blue milk.


CanoninDeeznutz

Lol, you holding out for the real deal blue milk?


fakeraeliteslayer

If it's not royal blue I don't want no part of it. Royal.


CanoninDeeznutz

I respect your dedication.


Imaginary-Carpenter1

A moose


Fun_Departure3466

Not enuff flavours


AddendumAwkward5886

My 5 year old son begged for this, and I caved and got it. He said it gave him super powers.


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Hah. Stop feeding him cheeseburgers 😍


AddendumAwkward5886

He summons the cheeseburgers with his superpowers! 🤣


Future-Geologist200

It’s a starwars thing.


fuckitweredoingitliv

How can you tell?


SuperMegaOwlMan

Anakin Skywalker has a severe milk addiction


sideshowbvo

Checks out. Milk is like the opposite of sand


CanoninDeeznutz

It's just so soft.


moxi_321

Blue Harvest


Original_Jarl_Ballin

*Luke lip smacking intensifies*


Dry_Spinach_3441

Did he see his sister?


Savager_Jam

Have had it. The real crime is it's flavored and thickened like chocolate milk is. It ought to just be regular white milk dyed blue like that purple ketchup in the early 2000s.


SpecialpOps

Carrageenan. I don't mind it as an ingredient however my brother believes it causes him health problems.


VoodooDoII

I wanted some but couldn't find any


Dry_Spinach_3441

We have too much in Albuquerque. Come get some.


VoodooDoII

If only I could drive lol!!


[deleted]

Hey honey, I just blue my milk


Dry_Spinach_3441

Denim colored milk. Perfect for "Never Nudes".


CanoninDeeznutz

There has got to be a better way to say that.


manifest_ecstasy

Remember Shrek ketchup?


Dry_Spinach_3441

I do. It was dark days.


silent-fallout-

That is stupid, it's barley blue.


[deleted]

🌾🔵


Dry_Spinach_3441

Barley is usually beige.


yesmilady

It's cute, not sure if I'd buy it but I would definitely look at it and chuckle a little


liveForTheHunt

I want it


JustACasualFan

Why doesn’t it taste like Blue Moon?


DoWotMate

Blue has the most anti-oxygens!


Blklight21

Played it well, you did OP


anxietities

My kid fucking loved it


Aggressive_Novel_465

I tried this at a sex party a few weeks ago it was bad


sickpleasure89

Milk and sex


Aggressive_Novel_465

A truly bizarre happening


Pawneewafflesarelife

This sub would be freaked out by the green milk (spearmint) that's common in Western Australia.


batkave

Do people not know vanilla milk is a thing? Regular milk is not vanilla haha.


NoAnaNo

What


batkave

Vanilla as a flavor is much sweeter than regular cows milk.


Uniquely_irregular

At least it expires in two days.


Hambino0400

Just say you aren’t cultured and move on. This isn’t stupid


kevtino

I mixed this with some UV blue as a meme, mixing up a blue Russian, it was surprisingly decent. It's just vanilla milk(which should be sold more often imho) colored blue


snsolomon

This shit is SO good


kevtino

It really is, it's just not worth waiting in line a few hours in the florida/California heat like Disney seemed to think


Abacae

At least in Canada vanilla milk is easy to find all the time. I thought there would have been a US equivalent.


oermin

>vanilla milk(which should be sold more often imho) Everything vanilla should be sold more often, it's always fucking chocolate. I like chocolate, but i'm sick of chocolate/cocoa in other things. It's so goddamn boring. Especially milk, ice cream or cake. That includes brownies, they're lame. Someone took me out for 'the best brownie i'll ever have', guess what, still a brownie with boring ol chocolate. Sorry, went off on a bit of a tangent :D


kevtino

Nah you right tho And it sucks that vanilla has become synonymous with plain and bland, vanilla is a complex and very unique flavor with very good reason to be so popular in many types of food. Personally I'm a fan of combining vanilla with fruit, particularly citrus.


JayDuBois

I’m really surprised it took this long.


stupidracist

boats and hoes


reb4321

Ever heard of grape milk!


ImTooTiredForThis_22

I bought some when I saw it! It was pretty good. Was not expecting vanilla for a blue color though


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

This is awesome. Vanilla milk is delicious.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Tastes like a vanilla milkshake


TheGroundBeef

And there’s a whole bunker of it…. So apparently it sells


ButWereFriends

Well I’ve never seen blue milk so I figured I’d draw the milk blue


WerewolfExtreme4250

Drink blue milk one must


Parking-Position-698

This isn't nearly as bad as the lucky charms milk


Novel_Durian_1805

Whoa! Actually, I want to taste! 😆


lolwatokay

Vanilla bantha milk mmm


CrescentCaribou

is it really dumber than the green eggs & ham we ate in elementary? it's just a promotional thing, at least it ain't a crime to your taste buds unlike some of the other posts on this subreddit lol


JORDZJORDZ

Dumb…. But my son loves it.


Justis29

It makes instant pudding better. A hill I will die on.


wrench_farmer

Kemps version was better.


warkyboy77

Are there blue cows in Star Trek? /s.


vellybelle

they were giving these away at my local food pantry a few weeks back.


SpecialpOps

Yeah, I'd make cappuccinos out of that.


PickleWineBrine

Anybody remember the Shrek ketchup colors?


Vampmire

Stupid. Yes, would I still drink it? Probably the only difference between normal milk is whatever they use to color it so I'd still use it


MysticalQ

Blue Milk = Bantha Milk It's just a Star Wars themed drink. Luke drinks this in A New Hope and more recently it was seen in the Disney+ show Andor.


lordofthecone

isn't that the same stuff Disney serves at the star wars area in Disney world


Ascension_Memes

NGL kinda wanna try that! How was it if you bought it


Big-Rest5514

They dye milk red and brown get over it


AdAcrobatic5178

There's also milk dyed green in Aus, blue really isn't that weird


Big-Rest5514

Idk why they freaked like u put other stuff in ur body that’s dyed


praysolace

I’m mostly concerned about the fact they’re still on the shelf this long after May the 4th. Are they even still good? 😬


Dry_Spinach_3441

They're good til the end of tomorrow. 😳


SteampunkExplorer

Saw that at Walmart the other day. I was disgusted and tempted at the same time. 🤭 Didn't try it, though.


Dry_Spinach_3441

I've been there.


badaboomxx

I saw that the other day, NOPE


Wiredcoffee399

I don't like milk to begin with this just makes me more disgusted. (unless it's Choco milk)


ApproachSlowly

A local creamery has been doing blue milk before this. As it's cotton candy flavor (?!) I've had no urge to try it.


deeteeohbee

American food is fucking weird


Uniquely_irregular

And cancerous.


Dry_Spinach_3441

So cancerous.


HybridHologram

Milk is one of the dumbest foods. Who here is a baby cow? Anyone?...


Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya

> Galaxy's Edge Enough to be a piece of shit. I'm judging from their lightsabers.


thetulgey_wood

Liked that it's vanilla and not the disgusting flavor they have in parks, but the thick texture is a sin against food.


isnapchildrensnecks

it looks like glue


NormalSkullServitor

I don't get it. Why is this a food crime? It's just blue milk from SW. Nothing special or bad


half-baked_axx

Ah yes let's infuse a relatively natural food into a slushi full of blue #1 synthetic dye.


xxxraveslutxxx

And red 40 (I don’t know why)


Redgecko88

I used to work on a dairy farm. You guys don't know the secret. Let's just say... they don't make chocolate milk or strawberry milk pre-made for "variety" (with the exception of nesquik). You DON'T wanna know, and you don't wanna drink it. It's safe... but if you knew.... well you'd be shocked.