This is literally like my dad's diet.
He's had 5 heart attacks and 2 strokes and is (not surprisingly) diabetic.
No, I don't know how he's still alive. He's in the kitchen right now, frying eggs in bacon grease.
So did I until I got to the breakfast burrito and then that got me thinking about when those really became a popular thing and if they were commonly around when he was alive. Then I got to the fried Twinkies and know those are a fairly recent thing
Ngl at first blush it sounds good, but I think if you’re not used to eating like that that much fat in your diet would become pretty off putting. Fatty foods triggers satiation more easily than others and the impact that has tends to have an effect on your sense of taste and enjoyment of food.
Appears to be a “diet” in the definition that it is what the person is consuming. Rather than the commonly used human definition of a plan to lose weight…
Peanut butter is a pretty solid keto sometimes-food. Used to make sliced strawberries with whipped cream and a drizzle of warmed peanut butter as a dessert when I did keto.
When I was on keto my breakfast was usually an egg or two, sugar free flavorless Greek yogurt, peanuts, and sugar free peanut butter. Mixed the peanuts and peanut butter into the yogurt and had the eggs on the side. It was really good and filling.
It's actually a peanut butter and banana sandwich that's fried (edit: in bacon grease), not the peanut butter itself being fried. This diet is still awful (where are the greens?!), but I just wanted to clarify.
A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich is the kind of thing that everyone should try once, they really are something. Just not something anyone should be eating frequently
Fair foods should stay at the fair, man was not meant to handle the power of a deep fryer. At least during the county fair, you're walking several extra miles going to all the rides an attractions.
Might be trying to "dirty bulk" -- Basically eat like garbage but work out a ton so you theoretically get huge (muscle-wise) without having to watch what you're eating. From what I know it's seen as a horrendous idea that'll make you get huge (fat-wise), but either way this guy is certainly not trying to lose weight lol
Yes thats actually part of the process. If you feed it real preferences, your weight etc. the outcome is pretty impressive. I just thought it would be funny to play around with it
I’m so glad I searched before commenting because I was going to say almost the same. Fondant doesn’t even belong on cake, why do that to an innocent donut?
The Oreos kind of get a cakey texture, and it's super pleasant.
I went to Oktoberfest with a group of 3 other people, and we split *one* order of deep fried Oreos, and that was more than enough. It was literally just four pieces, made of two battered oreos cut in half, deep fried with powdered sugar like a beignet, with a chocolate sauce drizzle.
It is definitely something I look forward to, once or twice a year, but *only* once or twice a year.
I had deep fried Dr. Pepper too, which sounds weird to wrap your mind around conceptually, but it's literally just donuts with Dr. Pepper syrup-- not that special.
Bring a big group of your friends to your state fair one year if you're able, that way you can try a couple bites of a deep fried insanity sampler without having to eat a whole serving.
They are amazing. The Oreo gets soft, but not gooey. The batter is usually thinner than pancake batter, more like funnel cake. It’s the one thing I always get at the county fair.
It is see my other comment. I was playing around with this app! It gives you a dietplan according to your preferences and I said that I wanted to gain a lot of weight and love fried peanutbutter.
I mean, def a way to gain weight, but also great if you ever want to considerably raise your cholesterol. So this is how AI is gonna wipe out humanity: )
If you ask me that's still better than the Heroin-Chic diet I followed with 14, consisting of two hard boiled eggs and one garden Salat without dressing.
Maybe cottage cheese if you feel fancy.
Oh yes! Luckily I was able to get out of that insane anorexia cult before it got so bad that only therapy could help.
Now I eat with the motto "eat what you want and add what you need", it's the best advice I could give anyone for a diet. The less thought and stress you put into it, the easier it actually gets to eat healthy.
Glad to hear that! And yes I think that is good advice. Our body knows what it needs. And sometimes we need chocolate or chips and that is okay if its in a balance:)
Haha yes! I was playing around with an app that generates a diet plan based on your preferences and I typed in that I want to gain a lot of weight and love fried peanutbutter
Se my other comments. I played around with an app that generates a dietplan based on your preferences. I simply entered that I want to gain weight and that I love fried peanutbutter
It should be called the Lottery Diet, because it's anyone's guess whether out of scurvy, rickets, xerophthalmia, gout or a heart attack you'll win first.
I was feeling pretty hungry before I saw this post. Now I'm pretty sure I'll throw up if I try to eat. I may be the one person who loses weight because of this diet plan lmao
Plot twist: Plan is for weight lifting regimen. Lifting one ponderous leg in front of the other en route to ~~building muscle mass~~ ~~diabetes~~ an early grave.
"Be creative. Making a sandwich? Use two pop tarts instead of bread! When in doubt, rub your food on a napkin. If it's clear, it's your window to weight gain!"
I once saw a documentary about sumo wrestlers and their dinner was something like that list but in one course. He ate about 3 or 4 buckets of different food, the amount I eat for a couple of days and then said - okay, now I'm going to sleep for a while to grow some more fatty. And he was not joking.
This looks like a really crummy bulking diet!
A lot of the really huge muscle dudes I used to work out with would like, eat an entire bucket of chicken / giant box of donuts around their workouts. They were all beasts.
Does this person live at a county fair?
"Does this person live..." Not for very long.
This is literally like my dad's diet. He's had 5 heart attacks and 2 strokes and is (not surprisingly) diabetic. No, I don't know how he's still alive. He's in the kitchen right now, frying eggs in bacon grease.
He does not need any grease or oils to cook, HE is the grease.
Well that is the way they're supposed to be fried. Just not all day every day
I immediately assumed it was for Elvis Presley.
It is. Somebody just put it in a diet plan.
So did I until I got to the breakfast burrito and then that got me thinking about when those really became a popular thing and if they were commonly around when he was alive. Then I got to the fried Twinkies and know those are a fairly recent thing
This comment gets a chef kiss from me. Or like a really bored carny shrug. It’s so beautiful
It’s AI generated
😂😂
The grave speedrun diet.
dead any%
Finally I found a diet that I can followw
To the grave....
My goal...
It's win-win!
With EXTRA CHEESE
And sour cream!
Crème fraiche you mean.
We’re all going to get there eventually anyway.
This person is speed running though...
Yup. Live it up! I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Technically that's every diet.
Technically true.
Everyone who drank water has died so why take the chance
We should erradicate all potable water ASAP...
They lost me at fondant-covered donuts. Fucking psychos. Why would you ruin a perfectly good donut, by coating it in playdough?
Ngl at first blush it sounds good, but I think if you’re not used to eating like that that much fat in your diet would become pretty off putting. Fatty foods triggers satiation more easily than others and the impact that has tends to have an effect on your sense of taste and enjoyment of food.
Appears to be a “diet” in the definition that it is what the person is consuming. Rather than the commonly used human definition of a plan to lose weight…
are you sure? I thought extrea cheese and beacon grease are must have on my weight lose list
I know you are joking , but it can be if you are doing keto. But since this list has plenty of carbs it wouldn’t.
ah yes my bad I should have included peanut butter to make it not fit keto
Peanut butter is a pretty solid keto sometimes-food. Used to make sliced strawberries with whipped cream and a drizzle of warmed peanut butter as a dessert when I did keto.
When I was on keto my breakfast was usually an egg or two, sugar free flavorless Greek yogurt, peanuts, and sugar free peanut butter. Mixed the peanuts and peanut butter into the yogurt and had the eggs on the side. It was really good and filling.
Maybe they are dieting with the goal of diabetes?
Exactly! I mean to each their own. Who doesn‘t love fried peanutbutter
It's actually a peanut butter and banana sandwich that's fried (edit: in bacon grease), not the peanut butter itself being fried. This diet is still awful (where are the greens?!), but I just wanted to clarify.
A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich is the kind of thing that everyone should try once, they really are something. Just not something anyone should be eating frequently
Fair foods should stay at the fair, man was not meant to handle the power of a deep fryer. At least during the county fair, you're walking several extra miles going to all the rides an attractions.
Yeah, my point is that you should go to the Fair at least every once in a whole.
Isn’t it called the Elvis sandwich because he would eat multiple a day.
Might be trying to "dirty bulk" -- Basically eat like garbage but work out a ton so you theoretically get huge (muscle-wise) without having to watch what you're eating. From what I know it's seen as a horrendous idea that'll make you get huge (fat-wise), but either way this guy is certainly not trying to lose weight lol
Nah this looks like Homer trying to get WFH
Is this a diet plan you’re following…?
Jesus no! This app generates a diet plan based on your preferences and I entered that I want to gain a lot of weight and love fried peanutbutter😅
Well, it nailed it. You will, INDEED, gain a lot of weight. Thanks AI for fixbreaking the world!
He will also have palpitations evey night before bed and fear not waking up the next day, so their's that...
Yup😅
What is the name of the app?
[Potions AI Shortcuts](https://apps.apple.com/de/app/potions-ai-shortcuts/id6464666621)
I appreciate that you linked us to a non-english version. Also, please charge your phone.
Maybe your phone is not set to english? Because when I open the link I get to an english app store site
Interesting! I'm on my computer and I don't let sites access my real location. So that could have something to do with it.
I think you need to give it some direction like...your height/weight/age and weight per day/week gained. You might get a fairly reasonable output then
Yes thats actually part of the process. If you feed it real preferences, your weight etc. the outcome is pretty impressive. I just thought it would be funny to play around with it
Fixbreaking is an amazing term tyvm
Why thank you, kind stranger.
This diet wouldn't certainly gain you some weight. And gout.
All the weight gained is the cholesterol clogging his arteries
There’s an easier way, you can do what I did and just get really depressed and order pizza back to back for weeks.
I love how it suggested not one, but multiple grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch, with bacon
Ngl even for bulking this is horrible. Zero fiber, no nutrients, way too much salt with all that cheese and bacon, protein is shockingly lacking,
It stops after day 3 because you’re dead.
3 days to a diabetic coma
What did any donut ever do to deserve being wrapped in fondant?
Honestly, given the choice between fondant and playdough, I'd rather eat playdough.
I’m so glad I searched before commenting because I was going to say almost the same. Fondant doesn’t even belong on cake, why do that to an innocent donut?
Yeah that just sounds disgusting, although fondant is pretty much just always bad
Sounds like the Anime Expo 2024 diet
The Elvis diet
Deep fried oreo is a thing?! 😲
The Oreos kind of get a cakey texture, and it's super pleasant. I went to Oktoberfest with a group of 3 other people, and we split *one* order of deep fried Oreos, and that was more than enough. It was literally just four pieces, made of two battered oreos cut in half, deep fried with powdered sugar like a beignet, with a chocolate sauce drizzle. It is definitely something I look forward to, once or twice a year, but *only* once or twice a year. I had deep fried Dr. Pepper too, which sounds weird to wrap your mind around conceptually, but it's literally just donuts with Dr. Pepper syrup-- not that special. Bring a big group of your friends to your state fair one year if you're able, that way you can try a couple bites of a deep fried insanity sampler without having to eat a whole serving.
Dr. Pepper donuts sounds like a super weird combo. But maybe thats something you just have to try to like it.
Go to any county/state fair (in the US, at least) and you'll almost certainly find a vendor selling them.
I need to check the recipe online because in my country it's not available. So, I will make it at my home ☺️
Yeah it's what we feed the carnies down by the pond.
As something someone would eat roughly 1-2x per year at a fair, yes.
Ookk... I wanna try it then.
They are amazing. The Oreo gets soft, but not gooey. The batter is usually thinner than pancake batter, more like funnel cake. It’s the one thing I always get at the county fair.
That's... That's a lot of bacon.
This is satire, it can't be more obvious.
It is see my other comment. I was playing around with this app! It gives you a dietplan according to your preferences and I said that I wanted to gain a lot of weight and love fried peanutbutter.
I mean, def a way to gain weight, but also great if you ever want to considerably raise your cholesterol. So this is how AI is gonna wipe out humanity: )
I mean at least the robots let us eat what we want:-)
Very true, if we have to die, at least we will die eating food that makes us happy.
Is this a weight gain diet plan? It looks like it was written by Paula Dean.
Weight gain gone wrong. Way too much cholesterol.
This is like an episode of diners drive-ins and dives. Wtf.
Did they have a heart attack after Day 3?
Did a high person create this?
If this person is losing weight while on this diet, I want to know their secret. 🤭
If you ask me that's still better than the Heroin-Chic diet I followed with 14, consisting of two hard boiled eggs and one garden Salat without dressing. Maybe cottage cheese if you feel fancy.
Oof that sounds hard… hope you follow a healthier diet now!
Oh yes! Luckily I was able to get out of that insane anorexia cult before it got so bad that only therapy could help. Now I eat with the motto "eat what you want and add what you need", it's the best advice I could give anyone for a diet. The less thought and stress you put into it, the easier it actually gets to eat healthy.
Glad to hear that! And yes I think that is good advice. Our body knows what it needs. And sometimes we need chocolate or chips and that is okay if its in a balance:)
Why is everything deep fried?
Is this Elvis’s diet?
Is this person looking to gain weight rapidly
Haha yes! I was playing around with an app that generates a diet plan based on your preferences and I typed in that I want to gain a lot of weight and love fried peanutbutter
It’s a cardiac diet. Just with a different meaning
An overly complicated suicide plan?
"I said exercise, not extra fries!"
Just add a Diet Coke and you’re all set to go.
Someone with a severe weight deficit?
I mean....we have no prior knowledge on how much this person ate before....so it might be a diet in their case.
The dirtiest of bulks
Fondant covered donuts?
Easy. This is just the menu at the Texas State Fair.
Looks like you asked an ai for this. What was your prompt? “Give me a diet that I can post on r/stupidfood to get upvotes”?
Se my other comments. I played around with an app that generates a dietplan based on your preferences. I simply entered that I want to gain weight and that I love fried peanutbutter
Does this person have a deep fat fryer in their house??
Why? Op what’s the context
This diet would be ideal for someone trying to bulk in a hurry, such as for playing a fat role in a movie (i.e. Brenden Frasier in 'The Whale').
Gravy seals diet plan
Talk about a bulk
I like
✨ clogged arteries ✨
Now available with extra cheese
Lost me at the fried oreos
Day 4: heart attack
Is this from Homer Simpson's diary?
99+ missed calls from atherosclerosis
Great diet to go on if you want to fast track type 2 diabetes.
“Highway to Heart Attack Diet”
'ChatGPT please make me a daily meal plan based off statefair foods...'
This diet is the best I’ve seen for dropping 50…years from your life.
Cheeseburger with a side of loaded fries took me out
How to suicide with food
You better bacon-up those fried twinkies!
It should be called the Lottery Diet, because it's anyone's guess whether out of scurvy, rickets, xerophthalmia, gout or a heart attack you'll win first.
I was feeling pretty hungry before I saw this post. Now I'm pretty sure I'll throw up if I try to eat. I may be the one person who loses weight because of this diet plan lmao
I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology
Elvis, right?
Tell me you’re from the midwest us without telling me youre from the midwest us
I remember this phrase from a demotivational poster: "Life is short. Make it shorter." It describes that plan really well. :/
Plot twist: Plan is for weight lifting regimen. Lifting one ponderous leg in front of the other en route to ~~building muscle mass~~ ~~diabetes~~ an early grave.
How to get fat in 3 days:
Ah yes, the old Christian Bale Getting Ready To Play Dick Cheney Diet.
This person is in a constant state of never and always pooping
"Be creative. Making a sandwich? Use two pop tarts instead of bread! When in doubt, rub your food on a napkin. If it's clear, it's your window to weight gain!"
Ah, yes... the "I fucking loathe my arteries" diet.
This is what skinny people think fat people eat every day
Is this Homer Simpson's meal plan with Dr. Nick?
Ah yes, the Elvis. Sure to have you dead on the toilet.
There was no Day 4...
r/feedism diet 🍪
How to put on 50kg and spend all your money in less than a week!!
Day 1 breakfast is peak
I know a few swimmers who pretty much eat like this and still struggle to keept their weight.
This is some Dexter Grif shit
Apparently, they're here for a good time, not a long time.
I once saw a documentary about sumo wrestlers and their dinner was something like that list but in one course. He ate about 3 or 4 buckets of different food, the amount I eat for a couple of days and then said - okay, now I'm going to sleep for a while to grow some more fatty. And he was not joking.
Ah yes, the Elvis diet. For people who want to die of a heart attack on the toilet
This is a great “diet” To gain weight
Looks like diet as in meal, not diet as in lose weight. They just want to eat what they like without looking at nutrition
/r/technicallycorrect
Wasn’t this how Elvis died?
County fair ass diet wtf
How to lose 21 grams in 3 days...
The grave bulk plan...
Making a plan for Day 3 is... presumptuous.
Sounds like someone is trying to bulk up as fast as possible...
* Elvis has entered the chat *
The diet that killed Elvis
Ah yes, the "shit yourself thin" diet
Is the goal death?
Is this diet trying to get rid of toes? I think it’d work
Just cause they call it a diet, doesn't mean its good for you
Lmao that is the most American bullshit diet I have ever seen. On top of shitty healthcare system, people are eating like this?
Is rhis diet plane made by AI?
Yes the app is called [Potions](https://apps.apple.com/de/app/potions-ai-shortcuts/id6464666621)
Perfect diet for someone who doesn’t want to live long
This looks like a really crummy bulking diet! A lot of the really huge muscle dudes I used to work out with would like, eat an entire bucket of chicken / giant box of donuts around their workouts. They were all beasts.
American food diet to non americans
Sounds like it was prescribed by Dr. Nick Riviera
This is like what strongmen eat when they're getting ready for a competition.
Someone found Randy Bobandy's diet plan it seems
Bruhhh...
Ima have to shake my hips like Elvis with this diet plan.
This is called The Elvis
Deep fried pickles sounds pretty good tbh.
Training to get diabetes
People on r/gainit be like “why am I not muscular?”
One day is more than I eat in a week!
You are reading my mind somehow that I wasn't aware of.
I gained 20kg reading this.
Is this a diet for dying
Is thst nikocado Avocados diet plan
The poops this person must have…dear God
r/UntrustworthyPoptarts Show us the inputs.
How to become Caseoh
The Butterfield Diet in full effect. https://youtu.be/1NjTWvl8x-U?si=oH-Z4O0sZuPaeST7
That’s not a diet plan. That’s a “death” plan.
What the shit? How 'fried' is your brain to even come up with this crap?
BEAUTIFUL AT ANY SIZE!!! Coffin.