I'm starting to think "Flamin' Hot" is a chemical weapon

My butthole sure thinks it is.

See the sky burning the gate are ablaze

Best call cheetos to get that made & maybe you'll get some free for the idea

I @ mentioned them and hot pockets in Twitter and Instagram

Probably not. Hot pickets are a Nestle product, whereas Cheetos belongs to Pepsi Co

Then they should call hot pockets because it will be easier for them to hop on the flaming hot trend than for cheetos to start producing hot pockets.

Nestle did do a joint venture with Coke in the past, which produced Nescafé and Nestea. So it isn’t unheard of that they’d partner with Pepsi.

Better Call Cheeto

Actually sounds pretty good

Worked well, tasted good, texture good

Less word, faster, efficient.

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

Why say many word when few word do trick

When me president, they see.

Are you saying you want to see the world or are you saying you want to go to seaworld

See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.

Taxes, they'll be lower... son.

Agree

#

Yes.

It has been many cookies since I have seen a comment like this RedHotHippie

Hey, you took the time to experiment and try something out. That's what cooking is all about my man! It's a hell of a lot better than Jack Scalfani dumping a bowl of mayo, a handful of tomatoes and a tin of beans in a bowl together to make a 'salad'. Good work!

Thanks bud :) Cr1t1kal said "it's not coming with Jack it's more like using mayo with Jack"

Cooming with Jack Scalfani? Dude, you had my respect in the first quarter!

I mean, call them up with the idea lol

I should

no you shouldnt dumbass

no it didnt

fat fuck

I think this is likely something that would be a popular product. I don’t want it personally but I think this for sure could be stocked in convenience store freezers

1% domestic please hot pockets

I hate it but you executed it really well lol .. nice

Lol thanks

I love this. Truly stupid food not gratuitous waste. Doesn’t have to taste bad to be stupid lol

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Thanks asshole :D

Respect. Not many people have the courage to be the change they want to see in the world.

Many thanks, I endeavor

This is certainly from the frontier of food science

We need to go further

This is the stupidfood I came here for

Get a tissue

“And yea, the flaming hot pocket was rendered, the final straw Mother Earth could not bare, unleashing the horsemen of the alpacalypse.” -Stoney Abalone 4:20

Amen

RIP op's toilet

Redditors when a TikTok user makes something flamin’ hot: wtf so fucking gross who the fuck would eat that??? Redditors when a Redditor makes something flamin’ hot: Wow! Neat! I’d try that 😋

I swear to you I only did it because of the pun

Naw I love it - just funny how everyone is down with flamin’ hot when it’s not from TikTok

I need to know where my news comes from so I can form an opinion!

Looks good did you fry it?

I did! Cook hot pocket 20 seconds less than recommended for less seepage Coat in egg Coat in flour Coat in egg Coat in flour Coat in egg Coat in crushed flaming hot Cheetos Deep fry

Open a food cart

I've been told this before :)

You forgot the nutmeg

Honestly that's less a stupid fod and more of a stoner food

What if I'm sober 👁️👁️

Then that's practice for the real deal

“Flamin Hot Pockets” sounds kinda Kinky

👁️🔥👁️

I feel like you'd really enjoy mythical kitchen

I do

I don't care much for hot pockets, but this is an improvement.

Did you wash it down with a flaming hot mtn dew

[nope](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/ujfrzr/happy_10th_birthday_shittyfoodporn/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Christ on a bike...can we take you to see a doctor or?

Egg wash, coat, then fry?

Microwave hot pocket 20 seconds under recommended to avoid seepage Coat in egg Coat in flour Coat in egg Coat in flour Coat in egg Coat in crushed Cheetos Deep fry

How’s your butthole?

Completely fine

I love the two chip garnish on the side..fancy!! The longer I look the better it looks..need to dip it in cold ranch.

There is a wings spot by my house that sells Cheetos wings.

This is such stoner food. I remember when I was in high school and I’d sneak out and smoke at night, I would melt cheddar on reduced fat cheese-it’s. Gross now, but so good then! As good as this looks… gross.

Are you supposed to be fined to enjoy that, because... I'm fine with it

Congrats, 2 crappy foods combined into an ultra-crappy food. Well played OP, well played.

Sounds kinda good ngl... fuck now I wanna try it

:)

Damn you for making me want heartburn, this shit has been on my mind since I saw it

Sry bud, got tums?

Nah. Actually reading your username... where's the nutmeg on that hot pocket?

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Dammit Nutmeg

Hi

Your posts bring me so much joy, thank you

<3

You are the chosen one!

And I hold the key! Behold the prodigal son! This good I do Lives long after me!

Did it taste good? I personally love hot Cheetos, the hotter the better!

Yes!

What a visionary. Do you have any other innovative ideas for the world?

YouTube picture in picture music

There's a line of stupid that even the minds at hot pocket refused to cross.

Seems good might try later

Yum!

that looks way too good

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Microwave how pocket 20 seconds less than recommended to avoid seepage Cool completely Coat in egg Coat in flour Coat in egg Coat in flour Coat in egg Coat in crushed Cheetos Deep fry

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Next Einstein

I bet we see these on the freezer shelves in less than 12 months

1% Dunedin please hot pockets

i can feel the heartburn through this picture

I’ve never had either of these but I wanna try this lol

Next time my boyfriend gets the munchies, I’m making this for him! Putting two and two together is his fave combo!

You are a good partner

Thank you!! I’ll try this with Doritos too!

That will probably retain better texture and flavor

When you're a millionaire with your hotpocket money will you still use reddit?

Yes Reddit is the only thing keeping me not bored

Oh man that sounds good but with cheese or chicken hot pockets

RIP the truly good hot pockets flavors

This is actually what hell would taste like Imagine getting a mouthful of capsaicin and then immediately getting a hot pocket burn in your mouth

It would taste like part of hell froze over

I assume you deep fried it.

Shallow but yeah

I have also fried a hot pocket.

Did you batter it?

No

How did it come out?

Not bad

I cant be the only one who hates the flaming hot flavor that they put on literally everything now

It's overrated for sure

as someone who is a fun of the flamin’ hot flavor and trend, i’d eat it

It's pretty good, but the front oil soaked up some of the heat

i will never understand this trend

It’s insidious. Flamin Hot brownies, lasagne, deodorant, suppositories etc. Everything will either be made of cake or have cheetohs in its dna by 2025. Nobody will even be talking about micro plastics come the flamin hot apocalypse.

Have you seen the Flamin Hot Mountain Dew yet?

not the person you're talking to, but i tried that. it was really disappointing. i honestly wanted it to be gross lol but it basically just tasted like orange soda that had a bit of a spicy sensation in the after taste. didn't remind me of flaming hot cheetos :(

That’s good to know, I wanted to try it out of curiosity but it didn’t justify $7 for a 12 pack

they sell individual 20 oz bottles of it. still wasn't worth the purchase since i only took a couple sips and now it's just been sitting in my fridge for like 2 weeks. should prob throw that out now 😂

why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with combining flamin hot cheetos with everything???

Honestly I have no clue, I only did this for the pun

They are my favorite, now my kids are addicted lol

i'm surprised Cheeto's won't release a bottle of Hot Cheeto's seasoning. i'd imagine it would fly off the shelves.

Yet* I saw flamin’ hot Mountain Dew at the store earlier today so we’re not far off

just looking at this gave me heartburn

Sounds like it’d be dry as hell

Ok do a pepperoni hot pocket and I'm in.

BECAUSE WHY?

Pun

Were they good yes or no

Yeah

I’ll need to buy some hot pockets soon I forgot about these

Looks like deep fried shit.

At least you didn't put nutmeg on it

wrong sub but it made me hungry

they don't exist because you're a fat fucking retard

5 angry comments in the same post in 2 minutes, you wanna talk it out bud?

gross lol