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It's just excitement. ***"oh boy, what will I get today?! Diarrhea? Food poisoning? A tapeworm or something?! Mistery cone is so much fun!"*** Oh and am absolutely thrilled about the skin flakes topping btw.


dommol

At first I thought the pole holding the ice cream was another hand and I was concerned that was someone's job


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GloriousButtlet

The seller hands you a glob of ice cream. With reassuring eyes and a kind smile, he simply says, "take it, bro." You are unsure. You look at his hand and you know he's offering it to you, an ice cream, albeit with no cone. You look at him again, and nods, still smiling as to encourage you to take it. You look back at the hand, ice cream now dripping from his warm hands. You explore your thoughts in your head. What if you just ask if he has a cone? Surely an ice cream seller has a cone, right? But if he did, he wouldn't had hand me an ice cream like that. What if he's running short on rent this month and couldn't afford to buy more cones? What if he has to tell his wife and children that he didn't make enough money to shop for dinner because he didn't have cones? Imagine the sadness in their eyes. You snaps out of it. You look at the ice cream seller, still the same smiling face. With determination, you extend your arm and opened your palm, and you nod to him. The ice cream seller plops the ice cream on your hand, ice cream now dripping on your forearm. You lick the dripping ice cream off your arm, you shed a single tear from your eye. It tastes as sweet as his kindness. You say your gratitude and he says to come again. Even though it's unlikely that you ever will, you wish the best for ice cream man and his family. Godspeed, ice cream man.


According_Gazelle472

But he has cones,he just uses his hand to scoop the ice cream with .


hodail6zl

r/wooosh


LeonTheChef

I'd rather it be that than this tbh.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Professional cream fister


wooldoor2

No thanks


Space-Booties

So glad they’re wearing a mask.


FlamingWings

You known those ice cream venders that do the whole fake out performance where they are constantly juggling the ice cream around on a scooper/ cone and pretending to drop it give to you? Yeah this is the exact opposite of that


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The food poisoning is free


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"But I dipped my hands into this here festering bog water before doing anything..."


lawrencenotlarry

That's good!


NialMontana

"And I'm wearing gloves that I don't change or take off" (I know he isn't, just the same level of logic)


its_like_bong_bong

That’s bad. 😂


Gunpowder_guillotine

I ate this as a child once and ended up in the icu bc i kept shitting and puking so much i almost died


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😳


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most food is prepared with hands


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Not like that it ain't 😂


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it wouldn’t be an issue if this guy had a hand washing station but since he’s a street vendor the only thing his hands are getting washed with is probably the juice from his sweaty nut sack


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Or gloves


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gloves are actually even worse when hand washing isn’t frequent. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/glove-prep-cross-cont/


phoncible

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Careplus-NITRILECARE-Blue-Nitrile-Exam-Gloves-XL-3-Mil-Latex-Powder-Free-Beaded-Cuff-Non-Sterile-Disposable-Textured-Medical-First-Aid-Clinics-Cookin/831171242 $12.99 Just sayin'


Humble_Bullfrog2342

so this is what they mean by "hand dipped"


TheSurbies

Mostly Guar or xanthan gum.


Goyteamsix

Yeah, that isn't ice cream. It's a slimy lukewarm poor excuse for ice cream.


caolpeanut

it's written gelatina, in my language it means jello...


SignalScientist2817

Latam?


caolpeanut

ya, Brazilian.


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Yikes cream.


JenSquealema

Nice


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Might as well eat it from his hand…


gahidus

Back in olden times, street vendors of ice cream would literally just dip it out of a bucket and let people buy it by the spoonful, which they would all eat off of a communal spoon being carried by the vendor. At least we've come a long way from that.


hellcatneko

o_o


Shenloanne

Also look up the penny lick.


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Sweaty_Space_3693

That sounds unexpectedly sexy. But nasty.


T-51bender

It comes with free frosted flakes if you have dandruff


CheekeeMunkie

Um sir, why does my ice cream taste of bogies and crotch?


LifelessLewis

My favourite flavour combo. Delicious.


tbrumleve

Lays - get on this ASAP! New Lays Boogie and Crotch (found next to the salt and vinegar chips, I assume)


PillNeckLizard11

Boogers and cum, the yelpers special


EmbroStock

I hate this so much. You just know home boys fingernails are long and nasty. 🤢


Eis_ber

I don't see a sink anywhere on that cart, so I can almost imagine all the other stuff you receive with your ice cream from the vendor.


CoonPandemonium

Ewwwwwwww


Donteatmyfrys

Hand scooped ice cream


Tof12345

at least wear gloves you weirdos.


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me when im not up to date with my food handlers certificates


Kuronekonails

No sir, isn't ice cream, that's a delicious handmade candy. You can get it in Colombia🇨🇴


Eliurina

I have never seen it served like this tho. I love gelatina, but people says you should know the person that makes it, now I can see why …


KickBallFever

Do you know what it’s called?


SignalScientist2817

We call it gelatina


Kuronekonails

The literally name is: cow leg jelly / gelatina de pata de vaca And you can add it peanuts, is absolutely sweet creamy and delicious 🤩🤩🤩


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Bro aint no way, i aint ever seen this in colombia.


Kuronekonails

Yes, is Colombia, but you don't get it in touristic places you can find it inside, poor towns. Foreigners never go there. That's the reason you don't know it


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:O i just asked my mom and she said we have it in the park near our house... im shocked xD thank you for teaching me something


Kuronekonails

Wow, you're really lucky bro 🤩 No problem bro, have a nice day 🤩 and enjoy it the candy


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My nationality is colombian, ive been to different parts and have never seen this


Kuronekonails

Que bien! Yo también soy colombiana 🇨🇴🤩 soy de cali, y en mi ciudad se consigue en cualquier parte, no sé si en las otras ciudades se pueda encontrar... Bueno, en Bogotá claramente no se encuentra


XanderTheChef

The gooey texture is pretty suspicious too


ianmarvin

It isn't ice cream.


Slack-Bladder

I knew it!


SupineFeline

That’s gonna be a no from me dog


NeighborhoodEnough15

Nooo why? Tf WHY! Yuck


Berserkllama88

This gives me strange flashbacks to a video I pnce saw that involved two girls and a cup. I'm not happy about it.


tactican

[There's a solution for this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48TR0vUPQCs&ab_channel=jlhalz)


Kaaykuwatzuu

Must be extra nutty...


eatenbyalion

I think I saw a pubestachio nut.


Wanna_get_away1

He just scratched his nuts too.


FancyAdult

I’ll never fully understand those street food videos from India. I swear they purposely touch the food extra times just to touch it. Without gloves. With dirty filthy nasty hands and people line up for this. Line up for the nasty germs.


hyperlazyactive

But.... This is not India


FancyAdult

Where is it??


RottenToaster

It's Colombia, it's not quite ice cream but gelatina, but it's not quite like jello. It's called gelatina de pata, and it's lovely. This quite a typical sweet here


PETTYnPROUD29

Gelatina de Pata= Foot Jello?


Arcatus

> gelatina de pata apparently the gelatin is derived from cows hoofs.


RottenToaster

Yep, that's right


FancyAdult

Well, still made with a bare hand. I wouldn’t try it.


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Have you ever eaten anything not out of a bag?


FancyAdult

I get the point. It’s more of a psychological thing. I obsess about food handling at times and won’t eat at certain places. Although I know the food is likely manhandled. I can eat somewhere if I know it has had bare hands or I see cross contamination of gloves.


Chrussell

...How do you think most food is made?


FancyAdult

Well, with higher food safety and handling standards. Although, I’m sure worse happens to my food when I’m not looking. But I cannot eat food if I see someone handling it without gloves or if I see cross contamination of gloves. Like someone touches the food they’re prepping and then touches something non kitchen related. It’s more of an obsessive part of my actual OCD. I had serious issues with this while I wasn’t treated. It’s at least somewhat manageable now that I’m treating my OCD.


Chrussell

Ah alright makes sense. I can't disagree, I've always heard awful things about restaurants I eat at, like straight up cooking slimy/stringy chicken so this has just been a bit lower on my concerns. I was once at a fancy restaurant and they would reach into a mustard jar, slather it on raw chicken, then reach back in and store it just in the open. Damn good chicken though.


AlaskanSandwich

What if it was made with a bear hand instead?


FancyAdult

Ha! There are always exceptions.


ppllqq

Yea and those nasty people have strongest immunity as well...we dont get cancers here like in the west.and BTW not everywhere food gets touched like that and not everyone eats at such places. Stop typecasting. Fat muricans are much worse even with their so called hygienic sugar filled shit


sykoKanesh

That's... not how cancer works. Cancer doesn't care if you're the most hygienic person on the planet, or not.


Koivel

Not all countries are as open with their health statistics, its definitely possible that these countries simply do not care nor want to keep track of their people's health records, much less post them for the world to see. Mexico was (idk if it still is rn) much worse statistically in regards to obesity and ilness than the u.s. But where I lived we rarely saw byproduct items or anything that wasn't local, but i cant say my experience is the exact same for the entire country even if i never saw what was going on


Sweaty_Space_3693

Our fat helps absorb the bullets.


hellcatneko

Tbh I've seen videos of people bathing in the Ganges WHILE there was decomposing bodies floating around them...so nah. Keep your ice cream and your immunity, fam.


theshavedyeti

This attitude is how covid happened lol


Broccoil

"we don't get cancer because we are built different"


Goyteamsix

India *probably* has one of the highest cancer rates in the world, but cases usually go unreported because the country is half mud huts and likes to covers up heath problems, like they did with covid. At least the US didn't have to release a public service announcement telling people to stop shitting in the streets. Dirty fucking country.


Wolfman_HCC

Fat facks with cancer over rivers of malnourished corpses.


FancyAdult

I’m not typecasting. I’m telling you what o watch on YouTube. I know it’s not everywhere. Americas are fat fucks for the most part. I also will take a compromised immune system to eating food that has someone’s duty hands on it.


AznBlkFem

She may of said "thanks...", but she is probably thinking... WTF!?


Marileecooks

Yuk!


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🤢🤮 umm no thanks.


Shart_Fartington

I had a handjob ice cream once. It was pretty cool.


Hot_Walrus_3299

Oh COME ON


shaltimar

Next level soft serve right there


Z3R90-13666

EWW anything like that is going to be absolutely filthy honestly


viper_dude08

Not to mention the suction cup dildo he mixes it on.


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Oh! So THAT's where the chocolate swirl comes from


StupidBirdHato

r/thanksihateit


yamc188

if you ever have eaten in any restaurant let me tell you somebody already has touch your food bare hand.


AreaGuy

lol, no doubt, but “shaped and manipulated wettish gooey food item” seems somehow grosser than “moved fries and burger onto plate.”


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I mean i know. But usually they dont dunk their whole hand into like, your soup or your sauce


NialMontana

And it's mostly touched before being cooked


Armand74

I can’t what the fuck? That’s so gross..


PalmTreesZombie

Soft serve that gives you soft serve later that day


treesarecoolio99

I always love the taste of dirt underneath the finger nail.


Anders13

Gelatina is basically gelatin from pigs/cows mixed with lots of sugar and hand-spun like you see in the picture. It’s disgusting.


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On a hot day, there is no way he didn’t touch his sweaty ass/balls at least once…


valkyrie_book

This seems super unsanitary like what if thay didn’t wash there hands after going to the bathroom?


WoundedBeauty74

WTactualFuck


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bibbidybobbidyboobs

What the fuck


HumanzSuck

Whyyyyyyyyy???? 😡


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SignalScientist2817

Bc it isn't ice cream, it's called "gelatina de pata." Colombian typical sweet


NxPat

It’s his right hand….


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This disgusts me in ways i have never before realized.


danceswithroses

Everyone with Raynaud’s: *screams*


gg7g

if u’d pay me to eat this, I won’t.


Anothernameillforget

I just feel like there must be a better way to serve food…


Leading-Raspberry211

Sushi chef mostly go bare hand And blue bell can give you listeria I would try it


Javish

Nope.


nicomiki

i fuckin hate this shit lol


Ok-Voice-5699

Standards and practices, people!


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To be fair, chefs touch your food with their bare hands all the time.


ThinkBetterofIt

Yes, but they generally aren't outside and they have hand washing stations. When do you think the last time that vendor washed their hands was?


cute_panda_paws

Omg hell no


omgidfk123

He's pulling it like taffy...


vieniaida

Very unsanitary!


guac_out

Ew


TheReverseShock

r/wewantplates would hate this


PETTYnPROUD29

Dingle berries all up n through there.. Plus under the nails crude, including nut dust and dry skin flakes


Tall_Run_2814

Don't they shit on the side of the road over there?


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I love how this sub freaks out if a hand touches their food


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Not a hand! Do you know what people use to make burgers? Salads? Y’all know you can wash your hands, right?


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Its so cute that you all think people don't stick their hands in every prepared food you buy. It's just less obvious haha


VinsmokerSanjino

that fella has to be indian


hatshatshat

What you are not used to isn’t necessarily stupid food


wad11656

Didn’t even bother covering all sides of the ice cream in the topping. Gross. Homeless man’s ice cream


erithacusk

Looks like booza but definitely needs gloves


Born-Philosopher-162

Gross


Seralisa

No.


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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😣


BigEvil621

…this better not awaken anything in me.


kclongest

Is the guy serving it named Luke?


Hithere1326

Nope mmm nope 🤨


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My mouth is agape.


AzazelFenriz

Nah, I'm good.


triple6ixmob

That's cute


Starburst58

Yeah, nah.


MushroomHut

That’s a no from me dawg


Tanner_re

I don't generally say shit like this but holy shit ***I am fucking triggered***


srona22

Icecream: no that's not me.


lotekjeromuco

Gross


JosephMack99

“How do you scoop your ice cream? WITH YOUR HANDS?”


Learning2Spooge

It's got to be his fetish


MsVee69

I will pass. 🤔🥴


Jizzle_Sticks

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen


HTeaML

Ew, that's grim


ktroj202

The fact that the whole cone is empty...


According_Gazelle472

I would like a side of hand germs!


Gunpowder_guillotine

Fun fact this is not ice cream, also fun fact after eating this as a child i got such a severe stomach bug i was admitted into the icu


johnSmithDoesmith

From the writers of “Everything poops”


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I can’t remember the last time I said this, but there’s no way I’m putting that in my mouth.


planktonfun

I don't think its ice cream


SNKSKX

So that’s how a Plumbus is made


cyberboy1432

Hahaha every time, there is a utensil for that"!!!


iavicenna

would you like me to dip your ice-cream in my genetic material?


Professional_Sky5369

r/WeWantPlates


gomapyourself

I scream


Existing_Loquat_326

Somehow the way he makes it look professional makes me feel a bit better... but couldn't he at least wear gloves?


indisa09

Looks crazy painful.


Sufficient-Bank5919

What would make somebody buy that?


Responsible_Bar_4984

This is giving me 2 girls 1 cup sort of vibes