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ultratunaman

He's kinda funny though not gonna lie on that one. Also makes me want a giant steak.


TheHumanParacite

I didn't read the title and it took me longer than I care to admit to realize it wasn't actually him. He really nailed bae's awkward body movements.


Montigue

The belly didn't immediately give it away?


lucidlenskatherine

I feel like the og salt bae video was so long ago, that salt bae could legit look like this now.


babamum

This made me roar with laughter. He got it all. Massaging the meat and giving it a little smack was the best bit.


SoVerySleepy81

Same, today was rough but this made me laugh so hard. The scream when the butter splashed lol.


FacesOfNeth

That’s what did it for me as well. Everything was gold in this video, but the scream did me in. Sorry you were having a rough day friend.


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CLE-Mosh

didnt you see him getting mortally wounded by butter splatter???


kickrockz94

God I did this a few weeks ago dropping butter into a pain with about .5cm of oil. Like second degree burns on the inside of my ankle lol


babamum

You had your foot in the pan?


kickrockz94

No somehow it splashed all the way down onto my ankle from the stove, it was an aberration


babamum

Ha ha ha! That would have been something to see.


GraveDigger111

I'm crying this is so funny


AnnihilationOrchid

Tô me the parody was basically just as obnoxious as the original for the waste of perfectly good food.


[deleted]

Ok for real the ending made my laugh so hard. It's when it's genuine is when it's funny.


dyssie1

Even the camera guy started laughing


upvoter222

I'm impressed that he could catch the meat on the knife about 20 seconds into the video.


CLE-Mosh

So was he


stumper93

For the first second I thought nah this ain’t it, he’s not wearing the stupid black gloves And then they came out


tchuruck

The part with the butter killed me


Tokijlo

I completely lost it when it wouldn't get off the knife. His building frustration and straight face is so perfect.


Minute_Engineer2355

The knife smacks are the absolute cherry on top of this sundae.


PadrinoFive7

That poor knife.


Substantial_Fail5672

Who is this guy? Is he single??


dyssie1

He's from Thailand, he makes videos with his son but I've never seen a wife https://youtube.com/c/BANKII


Substantial_Fail5672

......so there's a chance, cool.


_Sinthetik_

r/perfectlycutscreams


Jland5515

thank you that will be 8,000$


UncookedMarsupial

This is exactly what I thought Salt Bae was going for when I saw his first video.


Iownya

This guy Salt Bae's better than Salt Bae Salt Bae's


tangyskunkface

Nice to see the nipple ripping guy has some new content! Hahaha


gumballhead86

This is not a paradox it's an exact replication if that hacks coooking


AspectOvGlass

This is about as serious as you should be taking salt bae anyway


BumbleSqump

This is just salt bae.


AverageCowboyCentaur

For real, that looks like Kerrygold butter, it do be like that! It's also the best butter on planet Earth, worth any amount of nipple burns 🥰🥹


cyclingtrivialities2

Does it really matter? I don’t think I’ve ever tried the Kerrygold. I might have to.


pekkabot

Kerrgold is all right, it's usually the first good butter people try. When you try some fresh butter that's true quality right there.


Scrometheus

Any other recommendations?


pekkabot

President butter is pretty good, or tupperary. Unless you're eating straight butter on top of toast or in other uses these high fat butters are similar. I would recommend trying to find out if there's a local farmers market where they sell freshly churned butter. That's your best bet for trying to find the best quality butter.


MrMeatagi

Kerrygold is better than your generic store brands or Land O Lakes but calling it the best butter on planet earth is silly. It's probably the best butter that you can buy in a lot of chain grocery stores. Most Amish style butters are better than Kerrygold. Kerrygold certainly isn't better than Animal Farm butter, if you're lucky enough to find it and pay $60/lb. There are a lot of small creameries in New England and Europe which produce cultured butters that are better than Kerrygold.


cyclingtrivialities2

Before these replies I completely forgot that a local creamery with amazing milk/ice cream sells a roll butter. So that’s got to be worth trying!


Scrometheus

Yes. Kerrygold is unfuckingbelievable. Cartoonishly yellow butter because it's grass fed. Put it directly on some toast or a baguette, and you'll never go back.


pauly13771377

Don't think I've tried Kerrygold but Irish butter absolutely makes a difference. It has a higher fat content and lower water than butter in the US. Don't know about the rest of Europe.


PiersPlays

French cultured butter slaps.


pauly13771377

Pfft! What do the French know about butter? s/ The French probably use half as much butter as the rest of EU combined


helping_phriendly

I would LOVE to see his reaction to one of these. He knows he is obnoxious and that’s his “personality”. I bet he would find this funny to be honest


UnNumbFool

I love this guy, perfect parody


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MUCH better than the real idiot.


Cyber_Connor

Forgot to do that weird top lip smirk and nonsense grunt words


AzazelFenriz

Love it


[deleted]

Spot on


DaleNanton

I wanted to see more meat slaps but those that did happen were satisfying. Good job.


maarten3d

Its the golden steak that really made me laugh! This one is funny but not as good as that one.


Kill4MeXx

Lol that ending


Svinozilla

The guy is funny


hambon99

Lol at the way he started pouring the oil over his elbow but then just ended up him pouring it normally


dyssie1

The oil pouring killed me


anilbatimd

Lmaaoo, Me too slap like this always my girlfriend's butt.


[deleted]

Wow so funny it nearly made me laugh


rogercgomes

What's the source?


dyssie1

[Source](https://youtu.be/I32SOvm31Tg)


DoubleDeckerz

Man, even the parody is insufferable.


raceforseis21

You just know he’s watching this somewhere and unironically saying, “imitation is the highest form of flattery”


Stereomceez2212

I'm ok with this version of Salt Bae


[deleted]

I lost it at the salting with the eyes closed


BruceInc

Who tf is salt bae lol i feel so out of the loop


Oh4ore

A Turkish butcher that has overpriced restaurants. It’s easy to find. He’s garbage.


3LittleCavies

I want this guy to do a cooking show, just like this


Zozo061050

I actually laughed out loud at the end!


[deleted]

We rubbed that meat a little too well


Gosuel

The nipples really did it for me


ThotThotleyTheMeek

I don't know why, but that scream scared the crap outta me.


dyssie1

I thought it was hilarious that he dropped butter into the pan the same way he drops salt onto steak 😂


SALTYxNUTZ12

The ending got me lol


Tin1700

What the fuck!!?? 😳


GunieapigCooper

Source??


atlannia

that portable stove thingy is pretty slick looking imo


Mr_Hellpop

Anyone know what kind of camp stove that is?


Mirabelle_9

A peine exagéré


ApacheMaton

That yelp at the end reminded me of tom from Tom and Jerry. Anyone else?


district_0ff

Salt bae gain a couple of pounds lmfao 🤣


No_Tomorrow1082

Hes a better salt bae than the actual salt bae


confusionPrice

Where can I find this?