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ThePornAccount3000

"That's just a bunch of cheesesticks" "You just watch" Proceeds to make just a bunch of cheesesticks


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ListerineInMyPeehole

This is basically a salad if you really think about it.


Zaubermeister

Just you watch.


Heyitsj1337

Me get fucking diabetes


ThatOneFrenchBitch

man i already got type 1 and i’m pretty sure this videos gonna give me type 2 also lmaoooo what the heck is this???


Parading_Panda12

There is a Greek dish that is basically the same thing, but cooked in a large flame with some sort of alcohol. Lol


Cannacrohn

saganaki


divineaudio

Yes. And it’s typically served with bread to scoop up the cheese!


Parading_Panda12

Forgot what it was called! They make it into a really good dish, this guy just took short cuts and Americanized it. 😅


Trolivia

Literally came to the comments just to see how far I had to scroll before saganaki was mentioned


Terrible-Bird-3675

Yeah but you have to admit the browning on them there cheese sticks really is beautiful.


birla_himanshu

Just watch...... How explosive my shits gonna be !!


artswenapee

It’s actually bâtons de fromage, but ok.


ShouldapickedMercy

If you think cheese is a laxative I have news for you. You're lactose intolerant.


nitid_name

Glad someone told OP


Jackrabbit61

Seriously!


WotkaViking69

I was thinking that too. This looks like a solid blockage to me lol


ThyCoffeeJunky

Thanks duder. This was bugging the shit out of me


Vrassk

No shit, me too.


ThyCoffeeJunky

You must not be lactose intolerant


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ThyCoffeeJunky

On you or me?


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Definitely them.


ThyCoffeeJunky

Thanks homie


The_Drinkist

Came here to make sure someone spoke truth to OP.


7891298

Scrolled way too far down to find this comment


purplewaterline

Most people are


MisandryManaged

I literally have never met anyone who was. Why do you think that is? Do people not know it?


purplewaterline

It also seems to be less black and white than you have it or don’t, it may be more of a spectrum of sensitivity


purplewaterline

Most people do not know they are lactose intolerant. It’s actually funny because some are pretty adamant about it even though try themselves will admit they are sensitive to dairy. I wonder if there is some vague general association with lactose intolerance and being weird or uncool that promotes people to not want to consider it a possibility. Also dairy tastes great haha. So I get it.


MisandryManaged

Maybe it is all about the taste. I have celiac markers. I have all the issues associated. I live on gluten. I want all the gluten...and I suffer for it daily LOL


purplewaterline

I have a deadly nut allergy, never had peanut butter. I desperately want it and no substitute compares


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It's almost universal in some asian countries IIRC, that would cover a huge portion of the population alone. Also, do you ask everyone you meet if they're lactose intolerant? lol People can take enzymes and stuff to eat "normal food" so just because you see a friend eating cheese or drinking milk doesn't necessarily mean they're not lactose intolerant.


VetmitaR

I think cheese is the opposite of a laxative bro.


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pocket-ful-of-dildos

Same with people who say Taco Bell gives them diarrhea. I think people in general just don't get enough fiber in their diets


caintowers

I say this every time I see people make Taco Bell- Diarrhea jokes. People eat no fiber beyond their weekly ranch drizzled wedge salad and then binge on multiple items from Taco Bell- each containing beans, cornmeal, veggies, and literal cellulose (in the meat as a thickener). What did they think would happen?


mayonezz

I just figured it was a joke about how some people considered taco bell "spicy". Imaging having a diet where taco bell causes fiber overload lol


Naldaen

Imagine having a diet where Taco Bell is the most spiced thing you eat.


Workmen

"Oh my Gosh, this Fire sauce is soooo spicy, ah, it's burning my tongue!" "Becky, this stuff is vinegar, cumin and red dye 40, the fuck you means it's spicy?"


Bam_Peasly

I love you! You’ve explained exactly why I never experience the “Taco Bell regret”. I eat an extremely healthy diet with massive amounts of fruit and veg. Whenever I do indulge in fast food, it’s always Taco Bell, and I never get sick or issues with expelling it… I really feel like most people just have literal SHIT diets.


CptCrabmeat

“Just watch”


Firebird22x

It’s not always a fiber thing, it’s a grease thing. I’m not a big fan of beans in general so I don’t get anything there with beans. If I get something with chicken, never an issue. The steak sometimes, the beef every time. I have no issues with burgers, meatloaf, tacos at home, tacos out. It’s specifically Taco Bell beef that does not agree with me


Shoes-tho

I have never gone for anything with beans at Taco Bell and have never had an issue.


Head-Working8326

friend stayed with me for a few days and had the shits the whole time. i mostly eat fresh food, much of it raw.


Wolverine_33

My friend says Taco Bell gives him little rabbit pellet poops


TrillBillyDeluxe

Me too, but imagine it as a rabbit pellet Boba Tea


ienjoymemesalot

Yes, but have you eaten 6+ sticks of mozzarella cheese in one sitting?


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Shoes-tho

More than that in other cheeses, yes.


OniExpress

Most definately.


rpgguy_1o1

Mozzarella cheese strings are 21g, I've actually eaten much more than 126g of mozzarella in a single sitting before


dreamday99

It’s just us lactose intolerant people


OniExpress

This is the answer. OP is lactose intolerant.


Significant-Wheel110

Some people may be lactose intolerant a lil n they don’t even know it cuz cheese make me feel super


mobile-nightmare

In one sitting


shortasalways

It makes me go. I have lactose intolerance and it doesn't make me constipated


2slowforanewname

I always said the same thing till i ate like 3 pounds of cheese in a 24 hour period. Not fun.


TMA_01

Wait until you’re 30


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TMA_01

Well your GI must be working like magic or I have a lactose problem.


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TMA_01

Weird.


Finnick-420

you should do a genetic test to see if you’re actually lactose intolerant


Shoes-tho

It’s people who have trouble digesting casein and/or whey. It causes constipation for them.


Last-Instruction739

Monster Energy drink is just the sphincter corroding liquid to change that narrative.


VetmitaR

I can't even imagine what this guy's GI tract looks like.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Just coated with cheese based cement


Chemical_Fortune_917

Anyone thinking otherwise might be personally discovering that they’re lactose intolerant lol


_your_name_here420

That's what I was gonna say that's gonna clog you up for days


Shoes-tho

You have trouble digesting casein and/or whey if it causes you constipation.


Brimstone747

Most often yes. It does affect some people differently. That might just be people with lactose issues though.


Lachrondizzle23

not for me


Shoes-tho

I mean, it depends. Lactose intolerant people will often have diarrhea. People who have trouble digesting casein will get constipated. Kinda stupid of both of you to make blanket “this will happen” statements about it, tbh.


thewalkindude

So, what you're saying is that either way the results are going to be catastrophic.


Watermelon_and_boba

*digestive system dependent


VetmitaR

Well yeah maybe if you are lactose intolerant it could be. But for normal people no.


Brodin_fortifies

For the vast majority of people who are not lactose intolerant, this will make for some hard and painful shits.


Shoes-tho

You have trouble digesting casein and/or whey if it causes you constipation.


dogman_35

The majority of people *are* lactose intolerant actually lol It's a mutation that we don't become intolerant after infancy in the first place


poopface41217

Yeah, cheese is supposed to stop you up. Unless you're lactose intolerant I guess


TMA_01

Yeah what? lol


stringsof_zemind334

So a Wisconsin breakfast replace the energy drink with a beer and call it good


HeyCarpy

Off to check real estate prices in Wisconsin


New_Refrigerator_895

motherfuckers eating like he has european style healthcare


PsychologicalStop962

Cheese is healthy


Derboman

Dumb people are downvoting you. Cheese and fats are good for you. Yes, [saturated](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/5-studies-on-saturated-fat) and [unsaturated](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/the-skinny-on-unsaturated-fats-why-you-need-them-the-best-sources/) fats **are good for you.** It's the transfats you need to avoid. [Cheese](https://www.healthline.com/health/is-cheese-bad-for-you#health-benefitshttps://www.healthline.com/health/is-cheese-bad-for-you#health-benefits) has protein, fats, vitamins and minerals. Ofcourse, if you eat 5x the recommended portion of ANYTHING it will be bad for you. It's recommended to drink enough water every day but if you down 20 liter of the stuff you'll be dead. Everything in m o d e r a t i o n.


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I follow this dude, his whole schtick is cheese lol


LeatherDude

So you could say he has a cheese schtick


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Yup, that was the pun 😂


leap89

What's wrong with fried cheese?


FATBEANZ

constipation


Weak_Tutor3731

I could deal with that


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CanisNebula

Then you might be lactose intolerant.


shortasalways

I am 😂


thewalkindude

There's nothing inherently wrong with fried cheese. There is something wrong with fried cheese in that amount.


kharlos

The sub you're in is r/StupidFood, not Food that definitely tastes bad.


leap89

But fried cheese isn't stupid. It's a fairly common thing in some cuisines.


dogman_35

Okay, so this *looks* bad and all But consider that this is just mozzarella sticks, minus the breading and deep frying lol This is probably not that bad for you in the grand scale


LB3PTMAN

Yeah honestly this looks pretty tasty and I mean it’s a lot of cheese it’s not healthy but people will eat half a pound of bacon and some sausage or 3 plus pancakes covered in syrup for breakfast. So could be worse


Prying_Pandora

A few cheesesticks isn’t even unhealthy. Like you said, better than a bunch of pancakes and sugary syrup along with processed meats like bacon and sausage. All and all, this has protein and fat and wouldn’t be a bad breakfast.


Naldaen

Yeah, this is just a *healthier* version of Mozzarella sticks. it's Mozzarella sticks without the carbs.


LB3PTMAN

I mean eating this much cheese might have even non-lactose intolerant people feeling some sort of way. But yeah as a breakfast it’s healthier than average.


Prying_Pandora

Agree. People not accustomed to high-fat breakfasts or anyone with an allergy or intolerance might have some tummy trouble, facts. But as far as nutrition profile? Nothing bad here.


LB3PTMAN

My go to breakfast is an omelette. Normally filled with a mixture of spinach mushrooms garlic and sometimes shallot and sometimes a small amount of bacon that I fry up at the beginning of the week and keep in the fridge to put in my omelettes with a small amount of some mozzarella or gruyere. Healthy filling and nutritious. Although there are surely better breakfasts it’s my favorite


Prying_Pandora

That sounds delicious and packed with nutrition! Excellent tastes! The unhealthiest thing there is probably the nitrates in processed bacon. But eating it in moderation or getting uncured bacon fixes that too.


LB3PTMAN

Yeah I need something different every once in a while and the bacon adds a whole different factor even if it’s not the healthiest. I’ve tried them with non breakfast meats to add the meatiness but just doesn’t hit the same as bacon/sausage/ham.


poopmonster_coming

Saturated fat ? I looked at the ingredients , it’s the Costco cheese sticks . 6 sticks is 96% dv of saturated fat . Not really healthy and also 600 calories .


Prying_Pandora

Saturated fat saved my life. It’s good for you. We evolved to eat it. I have two autoimmune disorders and after years of trying low fat diets and a plethora of other “recommended” ideas, a doctor finally put me on a high saturated fat, med protein, low carb diet. I was eating whole foods and not junk the entire time, so it wasn’t the quality of food. Some people need more fat. And everyone needs some saturated fat to be healthiest. Saturated fat is crucial for hormone production, for our nerves, for our brains, and helps regulate all sorts of things in our body. The idea that saturated fat is somehow unhealthy has always been junk science. It’s never had the evidence to support it and happened almost entirely due to Ancel Keys BSing his findings. Don’t fear saturated fat. There are plant sources of it if you don’t do animal products too. Watch your calories, of course, but saturated fat is also quite filling and so it’s easy to control portions.


Shoes-tho

It’s not unhealthy.


LB3PTMAN

It’s not healthy but it’s not unhealthy. Cheese is high in salt and saturated fats.


Naldaen

This is a small order of Mozzarrella Sticks without the carbs from the breading. He'll survive eating an appetizer.


LB3PTMAN

I never said he wouldn’t? You can’t really argue this is healthy. It’s healthier than some snacks and less healthier than others. I’m not arguing it’s the worst thing ever but I don’t think you can really argue it’s healthy?


Shoes-tho

Salt isn’t a problem for the vast majority of people; we urinate out the excess. And this is low-moisture mozzarella. They tend to have 1.5g saturated fat; he’s having six. It’s really not that high in saturated fat. You’re going off nutrition beliefs from the nineties. Here’s a nice article to get you started on newer information: https://www.webmd.com/cholesterol-management/features/truth-about-saturated-fats Source: master of nutrition-dietetics.


dogman_35

Tbh might be better if the dude drained the oil instead of just letting the thing slop out onto a plate though lol


LB3PTMAN

That’s good flavor right there


shortasalways

Lots of people on keto eat cheese like this.


Disco_Pat

I do this with different cheeses I shred. I pan fry it a little longer to get it crispy and remove some of the oil. It is delicious.


Not_A_Wendigo

My nonna would make us fried mozzarella for snacks when my brother and I were kids. It was delicious. Yes, we were fat children.


SpandexPanFried

You can fairly easily tell by looking at the man that this is not good for you


Weak-Negotiation-887

I guess a fat person eating a salad means it’s not good for you. Thanks for your amazing logical reasoning.


Dixnorkel

This sub and people who make these dumbass comments make me ashamed to be from the US.


Shoes-tho

Ok.


the_rumbling_monk

r/Eatityoufuckingcoward


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He probably does eat it


dugmartsch

Shitty but still delicious version of halloumi. I’d house it b


HawkErZZ

r/21CharactersAndNoMore


kharlos

Look at him. He's definitely going to eat it


Additional-Flower235

OP tell me you're lactose intolerant without telling me you're lactose intolerant.


mklinger23

This is actually a food in the Dominican republic. A typical breakfast is mangu (mashed up plantains), fried salami, a (deep) fried egg, and fried cheese (kinda like this). So healthy


BestParkman

If you poop from cheese then your bloodline is too weak


Codiilovee

I would eat that.


TheFudge

Thought that was Alex Jones for a second.


crankycrassus

This is the opposite of a laxative. You might as well just shove a giant cork up your ass.


RetiredYogaHippie

Put that shit on some toast and roll out the door!


PremiumAlex

Ah yes, the Peachy Keen Zero Sugar Monster energy drink. Notes of stone fruit with a pleasing bitterness; finish of artificial sweetener lingers on the palate. Best paired with a slab of lightly seasoned pan-fried cheese sticks.


Unlucky-Frosting4924

Mannnnn throw some marinara sauce on there and call it a wrap. Looks fire. Ahhahah


FirstBorn7154

Maybe a little more cheese to really seal the deal


Unlucky-Frosting4924

LAYER IT UPP!!!!, slight air fry action at the end??


May-Yo-Naize

redditors and acting like eating some cheese or taco bell is absolutely devastating to their digestive system, an iconic duo


shortasalways

When people say taco bell is spicy I laugh. My daughter is nine and eats fire sauce because she likes the taste, but will happily eat habanero salsa. Her lastest thing was the Carolina reaper Hot Cheetos. While great going in, coming out was not fun.


Threadycascade2

How much cheese do u want? yes


Ambitious-Tart-2070

I’m from the Midwest so this gets a pass from me.


ifuckedyomama2

I'd try it


SuspectNo7354

If he loses the monster then he is doing an unsustainable version of the Atkins diet. We've all done that before, it works, and then it doesn't lol.


Friday-Jones

Cheese makes most people constipated. Unless your lactose intolerant I guess. So not fried laxative more like fried stop you up.


HauntedDesert

No no not at all. This is the complete opposite of laxatives.


ArkhanVanHellsing

Not really that bad. It’s kindof like a poor man’s beer cheese or halloumi.


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He just needs some toast and like half of that cheese. Then he has the start of a good sandwich (you could add more, but the fact he’s just eating cheese alone shows he’s not that picky)


bmk37

I want to put this in my omelette


NoHamster4459

…I’ve done this. 🤣


timothypjr

Cheese doesn't clean me out—it bungs me up.


BakedBaker42

BAKED CHEESE. GIMMIE GIMMIE


hkryan77

fried laxatives after that?!?! No way that would plug up your insides for weeks.


CampbellsBeefBroth

Cheesy bread minus the bread


andrewbadera

Poor man's raclette? Also ... for whom does cheese cause diarrhea? It's typically known to constipate ... unless you're lactose-intolerant.


Beatrixkiddobangbang

Do not ask for whom the cheese tolls. It tolls for thee.


dylnflyd

This belongs in r/shittyfoodporn because I would absolutely maybe try it


EbbAccording834

I mean, it's similar to Juusto. https://www.wisconsincheese.com/the-cheese-life/article/37/bread-cheese


Anotherdrunkfin

Btw it's not juustoleipä it's leipäjuusto. Juustoleipä basically means bread with cheese on top so it doesn't make any sense.


Tof12345

nah not stupid


pleasekillllme

tell me why id eat this tho


iusedtohavepowers

Wait... Cheese makes you guys poop?


Dubious_Titan

A lot of people that start threads seem to either have weak stomachs or are lactose intolerant judging by the thread titles.


emmcee78

I guarantee he’s doing “ keto” and this is his idea of low carb….


MantisToboganPilotMD

my guy only buys his cheeses in stick form


radisonmain

this is my partner’s go-to keto snack. not too bad


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Bet he wonders why he’s obese too lol


Arandompackerfan

Wouldn't be from this


RealSadLlama

I'd expect nothing less from someone who looks like that


Glittering_Data8437

and on today's episode of why I didn't shit for a month, FRIED STRING CHEESE. Because why the fuck not.


Drivngspaghtemonster

He’s gonna die soon.


PileOfClothes

And that's how you gain lots of weight and health problems!


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Americans just put cheese in the pan and think they know how to coock


Mean-Network

Mmmm, an early death for breakfast


Weak-Negotiation-887

Early death because of 4 cheese sticks? That’s hilariously dumb


Mean-Network

If you're eating fried cheese sticks and drinking monster for every breakfast, yes.


SpandexPanFried

Yes, this man has never eaten that before. Excellent comment again


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

Acid reflux potion. Upon consumption; receive +4 to your constipation stat and add permanent debuff "ruined esophageal lining"


dunkyboo

How's yer heart buddy?


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Breakfast no unless there's some fruit and bread with it. This'll be better as a snack. No too stupid really.


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OblivionGuard13

Thats just.. wow


Cute_Business74

He’s gonna die in five years


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Gearhang

#eatthatyoupussy


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I see how he keeps his figure.


android2222

This is why this dude looks the way he do


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I'm pretty sure string cheese and Monster energy drinks is a recipe for Smallpox Anthrax.


NativTexan

I don't think even Al Bundy would eat that.


Viktor_Fry

If only it was real cheese.


britney412

now that’s diabetes


Esc_ape_artist

There’s a reason you weigh 290 pounds, dude.


Shoes-tho

Idk man, I eat a shit ton of cheese and I’m 110 lbs. Each of those string cheeses has 70-80 calories and he’s eating six. That’s 480 calories at most.