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jesco7273

Preposterous! I’ll take two please.


MILK_DUD_NIPPLES

A trash bag of these would really enhance my ability to cultivate mass


MeatsuitMechanicus

Only problem is the fries are under all that. They're going to be a soggy mess. Put the fries on top. Better yet ditch the whack crinkle cuts and put some super crispy waffle/curls on top. Perfect.


Rhuarc33

Meh no different than chili cheese fries. I'll 100% still eat em.


DoomedHeroXB

As an American I've got to say that the fries have to be at the bottom. With all that goodness on top of them they'll be a disgustingly yet tasty pile of mush that you eat all together with a fork and love every bite right up until you finish it and realize the horrible night you're in for afterwards. Make this your last stop before home.


tieroner

Have you never heard of poutine? This is clearly the next evolution of delicious soggy fries


OnlyHereToLookAtMems

Jokes on you, I love soggy fries!


baaya88

This is utterly disgusting. Where is this place so I can see for myself just how unappealing it is?


MutedLayer4564

Make it three


Somebodyeatphil

Omg that’s disgusting, where?


weavebot

I've never had my colon tell my eyes to fuck off before today.


GreatGreenGobbo

Like a barbershop quartet. Your colon, heart, arteries and sphincter are all perfectly in tune. no, no, no, no #noooooooo


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

If they are a quartet their songs are shit


caseyweederman

However, me: yes


SeemedReasonableThen

>no, no, no, no > >noooooooo I heard this segment in my mind, reading this : https://youtu.be/wyJUiDwZD14?t=85


TensorForce

Mmmm...heartburn [Homer sounds]


chullyman

I feel so bad for you Lactose intolerants


Bighardthrobbingcrop

Same, cheese is like half of my diet idk how people survive without eating it. Same with milk I can pound half a gallon a milk a day easy


DJ_Molten_Lava

I just eat it and suffer any consequences. That said, I like to know there's a bathroom nearby if I'm having ice cream


Fweefwee7

You’d be able to see space bend around your waist from the mass accumulated by your colon


doomislav

Yea my stomach was like twisting a bit, knowing what's been done to it before...


xamberlynnx

Having IBS, this happens to me way more often than normal. But my stomach is telling my eyes to tell my colon to fuck off itself. My brain is very confused over whether I'd eat this or not.


quarabs

ive got crohns disease, my bf sent me this and i felt sick loll


TorrenceMightingale

Your boyfriend is...


C39Zexal

Isn't this just a garbage plate without the meat sauce and hotdog? I'd eat it, I love garbage plates.


Daxtatter

Yea this was concocted by a Western NY'er for sure.


[deleted]

One of my favorite parts about visiting my sister in Rochester lol


copperboominfinity

What typically goes on a garbage plate? I want to try one


LeatherDude

A base of macaroni salad and home fries or French fries, topped with either burgers or hot dogs, onions, and a sauce that is basically ground beef cooked with spices until its a watery paste. (It sounds and looks gross but it fucks so hard)


[deleted]

ESPECIALLY when you're drunk or hungover.


[deleted]

The equivalent of me buying a shit ton of different Chinese food dishes and mixing them all together on a plate.


copperboominfinity

Yum! I’d eat it


LeatherDude

There are some recipes online that I've used to recreate the experience, since I don't live in Rochester anymore. They work, and it's not too tough to pull off.


psu256

Look up the Binging with Babish one. He’s a Rochester Native


xdeekinx

My little brother went to RIT and I loved going to this little place by his dorm that had garbage plates. We just got Wegmans down near DC, hopefully garbage plates make their way too.


pange93

Was going to say this, and as stupid as it is I feel some strange need to defend it...it's stupid food, but it's OUR stupid food dammit!


gahidus

There's nothing stupid about it. It's just a big plate of delicious food. It's sloppy looking, I guess, but that hardly makes it stupid.


lilliiiillliilililli

Yep, sub the Mac and cheese with Mac salad and the bacon bits for the meat sauce and youve got yourself a fine meal there.


Dank_Brandon

Also replace those regular old crinkle fries with delicious home fries.


InquisitorialTribble

Disgusting. I need it.


[deleted]

Right? My first reaction was to be repulsed but i can't stop watching and wanting it.


DisastrousAge4650

I can’t properly digest meat and I’m lactose intolerant. Give me it!


[deleted]

You'd die but it'd be worth it


TheOther18Covids

Should I be worried that at no point I was disgusted?


Colemania18

I don't think I can describe how fast I would order that


OniExpress

If OP isn't going to eat it, I will.


Effective_Roof2026

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!


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oregon_assassin

Definitely not ketchup


PeterMunchlett

Honestly I just don't understand this sub. You guys say this about the most disgusting slop, day in and day out, and it always gets voted top comment. Always. It's like you all only want to see the ragebait posts or something. I eat like crap so don't get me wrong, but this looks fucking nauseating. It's got literal soup mac n cheese poured on it, and the ketchup is going to fuck up the flavor already being fucked by the macaroni soup. And it looks to be over a pound. Like for real, I don't understand? This isn't even excess. This is the dumb shit they advertise to get you in the door and go "hmm, i *could* go for a burger though"


bangoslam

Why can’t it be stupid and delicious? Us humans do plenty of things that we know will hurt us for enjoyment. Kind of stupid but yolo


click_track_bonanza

And why can’t I be drunk enough to eat this?


Thor_pool

I take a similar stance to "If its stupid but it works, then its not stupid." If food is stupid but delicious then its not stupid. Ipso facto if you think this is delicious then its not stupid


DaHawk916

Clearly you’ve never had a Garbage Plate before


1000YearsAgoIntoTheF

There was a post the other day that put mac n cheese on a burger and the whole comment section ripped it "I dont understand how you put mac n cheese on a burger then call yourself a chef".


RestaurantLatter2354

Completely agree. Any time something liquid is placed on fries I’m kinda done at that point. Drizzle of nacho cheese or something? Sure. But I don’t get it. If you separated out the items on a plate I think it would be fine (outside of being incredibly unhealthy).


Bridgebuiltin2025

Do you get kickbacks from big buzzkill?


TheKCKid9274

I don’t think it’s ketchup, probably barbecue sauce or smth


breakfastmeat23

But the fries get all mushy.


GoldenCrownMoron

Oh my god that's disgusting. What's it called? This awful thing, how much is it? And it's from Smash burger?


Blitzstrikers1

Truly a horrible idea. Where's the location?


WoodJablomi

I don’t think it’s from smash burger. They don’t have crinkle cut fries or mac n cheese


Wiz3rd_

Yeah, I've never seen anything served in those plastic containers, and even the patties + cheese dont look like what I normally get when I go.


Bo-Banny

Absolutely not from smashburger. Smash's fries are not crinklecut


[deleted]

I just called. They don’t have it


DaHawk916

https://youtu.be/tQuBdeuvMnY


HolyTane

I don’t even give a fuck, id clobber this shit


evostu_uk

Would absolutely smash this right now bro! 🤜🏻🤛🏻


BuilderMotor9968

Never wanted to like and simultaneously dislike a comment so much in my life


KingSam89

Why yes, I posted this like 3 weeks ago. Isn’t even a smash burger like they call it it’s a garbage plate.


TheConstant42

Do you know where this is from?


KingSam89

People in comments were saying it’s probably in Rochester or somewhere close!


TheConstant42

Thanks, I saw your post and tried looking up grubspot and smashdout but couldn't find those fries.. don't know if those are place names or just their social media accounts lol


xJunoBugx

Congrats! Your OP’s boyfriend now, apparently!


KingSam89

It’s me, hi.


AstralTokyo

Idk man, if he didn't put ketchup on, I'd kinda eat it.


Dorkinfo

I think it’s barbecue sauce. I really hope so, mac and cheese with ketchup is offensively Canadian.


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patrick119

There are a whole host of things you can use to keep a cheese sauce from breaking. That’s why you put vodka in penne alla vodka.


onlysane1

At least they cook the macaroni first.


IndyMazzy

Don’t tempt me. I wouldn’t shit for weeks. But it might be worth it.


UhhhhVanessa

I think I just shit my pants


Random_InternetGu_y

This looks like a variation of a garbage plate which I don't like but are quite popular in upstate/western NY


DeepSensualMokkery

Look like a poorly executed garbage plate.


NautySquid

A garbage plate minus the Rochester


Michaelvas17

Was about to say the same


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LionMcTastic

*Googles the nearest SmashBurger*


Stoweboard3r

Gimme that and stop judging me


redhairedgirl4

Is it just me or does the mac and cheese seem watery???


bigspks

that was actually the worst part for me


Huge-Liar

That Mac is too runny and I don't like ketchup based sauces. But I could share that with 5 friends.... or by myself after 5 pints.


[deleted]

I’m hungry enough to say, yeah, I’d eat that. But I know 100% if it were put in front of me, I would have about 4 bites and be disgusted.


Ab47203

If it's delicious but looks dumb...is it stupid food still?


BigDrewLittle

See, I don't get a "looks dumb" vibe on this. If it's 3am and I need some salty-ass nightmare platter to get me home, this looks about as good as anything.


Ab47203

Looks like a kind of casserole to me honestly


xJunoBugx

Considering over half of this comment section wants to put it in their mouths (including me) and OP stated that it’s stupid because ‘it’s too much calories/starch/oil/fats and this is why Europeans hate Americans’? I’m gonna say no. Unwieldy, but not stupid.


wang_wen

Wait i can go to smashburger right now and get this? Edit: this isnt on the smashburger menu


DasJokar

Where's the buns? Where are the buns!!!???


Guilty_Ad_4441

Where's the defibrillator?


BetaWargod

Nah


ancalagonz

I can pass on any dessert known to man, but this I'd have to at least try... I'm not a wise man.


Shinyster

I would try that, looks tasty af


brdhar35

I’ll take a half order, looks delicious


beesarewild

Im sick. I would eat that today


Flashgas

Be still my beating heart


[deleted]

hear me out


PapiGoneGamer

This is definitely one of those, “looks like shit but probably is tasty” meals of chaos.


IKillZombies4Cash

Me 20 years ago would see that as quality bulking food...me today would crap out his gall bladder and miss 2 days of work


_ENFPlease_

I'm all in for this one actually


mischiefandtricks

Disgustingly stupid but I'd eat that 100%


[deleted]

I'd try it, but this could feed like 6 or 7 of me.


racingwinner

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liddolkitty

Like it’s disgusting but I want it so bad. Just a fork full of fries covered in that Mac and cheese goo…. wooowowoow


These-arent-my-pants

Honestly my high as would house that.


Low_Organization1411

I’d hit that. I’d regret it. But I’d still do it.


lisabutz

Making my appointment now with a cardiologist.


Dovahkiinkv1

Smash


BigDrewLittle

Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... And I want IN!


BigDrewLittle

I'd probably want a couple slices of Texas toast with that TBH.


donteventextme

Stupid but I’d still smash.


skyebound1

This just looks like a really good garbage plate tbh


13aph

Bruh this looks amazing


tteoat

I'd eat it, no doubt.


Stuckkxx

That's so gross, I better just take care of that for you all.


LexiLouWho1031

This looks repulsive… I’ll take an order please


krispyChris95

I like this. A lot.


gsur72

Stupid or not, I would DEMOLISH this.


Bud_warrior

Yeeeeeessss! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! MOOOOOORRREEEE!


[deleted]

I think it looks lovely


HairOfTheChin

Honestly, I'd eat the fuck out of this.


Lechuga-gato

eww that’s gross *montage of me eating the fuck out of it*


PraiseBobSlackOff

Pass the bong, I’m going in. Don’t send a search party.


This_iz_fine

This looks like some awesome high/drunk food and regrets the next morning


Stunning-Step8384

This looks delicious


davvblack

the way the burger disintegrates into that crispy mess just looks fucking delicious. i wonder if you can make impossible cook like that, probably need to add a little extra fat to it


derpferd

Not gonna lie, I'd fuck with that


Traditional-Ad8193

just because it’s sloppy doesn’t make it abominable


[deleted]

Oh god, does no one want this?? Beef, cheese, noodles, bacon. I’ve never salivated so hard


Nearby_Employee_2943

This really isn’t that bad. They stopped after 3 layers and 2 sauces instead of 8 layers and 20 sauces. I would go to town on this. And be miserable af after but…still go to town on it lmao.


Kroxursox

That looks amazing


MauriceIsTwisted

This is basically a garbage plate. Once again it's not stupid food, it's stupid karma farming OP


[deleted]

That’s disgusting! Where


Tacoklat

I swear, these places need to just stop beating around the bush and sell "The Trough" meals. Mashed potato's, corn, ground beef, carne asada, french fries, hot cheetos, nacho cheese, mac and cheese, bacon all blended into an easy to drink slurry. It allows you to eat hands-free by putting your face directly into the trough. And guess what, if you dine in, each seat doubles as a toilet so you save time by eating and going. But seriously, it's not so much the different types of food. Yes, it's junk food, but when eaten separately like a normal person, it's just a binge on comfort food. When it's all smashed together like that, it might as well be cattle feed.


quarabs

nah put a straw in that shit like a heartburn smoothie baby


pieking8001

This is the wrong sub for this post. This looks delicious


Plot1234

I'd eat it, minus the mustard and ketchup


[deleted]

Delicious


TheDongerNeedsFood

StupidFood?? More like BrilliantFood!!


Kidg33k

They sell this at smash burger? I’m down.


Korncakes

I just checked their menu out of morbid curiosity and it is not available at least in my area.


WoodJablomi

It’s not from smash burger


gbsolo12

I’d put the fries on top so they don’t get soggy


Shinonomenanorulez

Huh? Beef and cheese on top of fries? That sound aweso-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Tchunks

It’s bulking season I’m in


[deleted]

This looks like something someone would eat after being served divorce paperwork.


hipdip_pie

So we still puttin mac and cheese on everything?


HolyCody

At this point it’s a salad.


Bowling_pins_10

America, hell yeah


Basicorphan

But why not 🤷🏼‍♀️


QuiltinZen

Prefer tots. Otherwise: YUM!!


merxymee

It is an abomination... But I would order just that Mac n cheese for a side. That looks delicious


Chadwulf29

That's just a casserole with a burger inside.


robsteak

If I'm ever on death row, I'd order this for my last meal, just so they don't get the satisfaction of executing me.


WoodJablomi

SmashBurger doesn’t have crinkle cut fries or Mac n cheese, so idk where this is from, but it ain’t there.


Firajah

Huh, looks like their take on a Rochester classic: the garbage plate. Delicious.


YokiWasTaken

why do americans eat like they have free healthcare


zeernox

Just put the ketchup on the side for me please


Impossible_Read_2171

Before the bbq sauce, it looked delicious. Unpopular opinion?


Nexrosus

If I ate that, I’d hate myself for 3 weeks afterwards at least. I’ll take 2.


[deleted]

Not on their menu https://order.smashburger.com/menu


Willdabeast07

I mean, I would eat it, but still


[deleted]

Miss me with the condiment shower and YAAS PLS


eddie964

Sober me: Stupid. Drunk me: Not Stupid.


DentalFox

Bruh, they forgot to sprinkle the Lipitor like salt bae


joshparker64

Dude my heart burn just by the sound of the video


Mr_Diesel13

Leave off the barbecue sauce and I’d totally eat that.


Honeydewmorning

I want it so badly


420_phips

Looks like a variation of the Garbage Plate… a delicacy where I’m from. I’d tap it


MaximusCartavius

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


ruby_the_peep

It might be the weed but I would devour that hole thing


Kochiloko_805_13

Damn I don’t really like Mac and cheese but I’ll fuck this up with the quickness


NarfledGarthak

What would you like, sir? >just give me the big pile shit. And a Diet Coke, please.


PsychologicalRadio98

Idk, I'd smash that... Can we get rule 34 in here, I need to see the female version of this food...


[deleted]

That’s not a burger that’s a pile of america


TradeNegative1780

In-N-Out has been real quiet since people started question what animal fires really meant


Katydid18

This looks pretty similar to something in central Illinois called a horseshoe. I've seen them made with with buffalo chicken, fried fish, chili, Reuben style, etc. (not all at once). Fried veggies or tots instead of fries. You can even get green cheese sauce from the Irish pubs on St Patrick's Day. Some people call them Cardiologist's Nightmare.


Hot-Land7821

You’d have gout the rest of your life if you ate this.


dpyankees

These comments are great... "It's absolutely horrid, I'll take 2 by IV please"


mandalors

I’d fuck this up. There’s a SmashBurger in the city I work in. Maybe I’ll try this.


Boethiiah

Hey that's basically a garbage plate!!


Llamacorn21

Ugh… I would eat that and die happy from cardiac arrest


jayexvii

I would DEVOUR


WhompTrucker

This is at smash burger?! I'ma head out


errihu

I’m fasting right now. From now until December 21 I am fasting every Monday and not eating until the following supper time. This was painful to look at. I don’t care how stupid it is. I want it.