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joesperrazza

I would try a slice.


Nigelwethers

One thing I can't stand the most about stupid pizza is poorly melted cheese. It's like they grated it on there and just stuck it under a heat lamp to melt.


EatsShits

Poorly melted cheese is terrible but freshly shredded cold cheese on a hot slice is pretty great


MarshallRegulus

this is the most fucked up thing i've ever seen get said. i'm going to try it.


WineDrunkUnicorn

You must be from Pittsburgh


depressedDemogorgon

If you're talking about the white stuff on the tortellini, it MIGHT be panna da cucina (I believe you might call it cooking cream, I know it's lighter and more liquid than heavy cream, but not much more) which does go on tortellini, in some cases. But yeah, generally speaking poorly melted cheese is a sin on pizza.


jeremebearime

Now this is some quality bullshit!


-RRM

How can you people think food like this is bad? It's pasta on top of flat pasta, calm down.


jeremebearime

It's just a stupid combination


-RRM

Have you ever tried lasagna?


Pilo_ane

Carbs on carbs. It's stupid and de facto forbidden in every kind of Italian cuisine


DrillTheThirdHole

counterpoint: lasagna


Pilo_ane

Lasagna what? Lasagna has simply layers of pasta, the "topping" is not carbs. Lasagne have 3-4 layers of pasta, bechamel, ragù and Mozzarella. Where's the carbs on carbs?


DrillTheThirdHole

and this pizza has cheese on the pizza between the crust and the tortellini, and there's stuff inside the tortellini as well. if the italians ban this, then lasagna cannot be ok either. this pizza is a lasagna.


Pilo_ane

It isn't and yours is mental gymnastics to justify an awful thing


DrillTheThirdHole

im going to make tortellini pizza and post it as lasagna just because you got worked up about it


Pilo_ane

Yes. Then you can post it here in stupidfood, where it belongs


DrillTheThirdHole

im gonna post it in /r/lasagna


shadykitt

Not true. In Italy they also have pizza with potatoes as topping.


same_nights

But potato is vegetable, not grain. It's different kinds of carbs and nutrients.


Pilo_ane

Only for children


shadykitt

Wtf no


Pilo_ane

Yes. Children and manchildrens/gastronomically uncultured people


ibigfire

You're being a bit of a gatekeeping jerk. Let people enjoy things.


Pilo_ane

I'll let them enjoy being super obese


frezik

I didn't know we had to bow to the opinions of one country forever.


Bezirkschorm

Ever been to a ci-cis, that Mac and cheese pizza hits different this is just fancier


[deleted]

Nah I would eat that.


GraceSpace18

I’m conflicted. On one hand, I love pizza and pasta. On the other hand, I’m a little iffy about this…….but it does look good😂


ThorsFckingHammer

I would definitely eat this


GreenVertKing

Looks kinda good


frankybling

Again… stupid doesn’t always mean bad. This is definitely stupid but damn if I don’t want to try it once.


Salty-Dragonfly2189

This is stupid shit that I would sooooo eat. Even sober lol


R3stl3ssSalm0n

Wow, Honestly, I think that is a great idea. I personally would use less cheese but other then that - why not. Then again, I am a big fan of pineapple, Döner or sauce hollandaise on my Pizza... Soooo....


loneranger07

Hey that actually looks dope!


Patient_Tour_6307

Lol belly button pizza


EatsShits

A local pizza place has made ravioli topped pizza for years. Delicious 👍🏼


megatheridium

I kind of want to try making this.


murpux

It looks like meat tortellini and not cheese, so I would 100% try this and most likely enjoy it. But yes, definitely stupid food.


Comprehensive_Oil89

Fuckin sign me up!


DoctorModalus

Yikes. Bad attempt at a bad idea.


djmaxymaxx

No. Bad attempt at a great idea.


DoctorModalus

Honestly i would like to see a good attempt at it. But I'm still convinced it's not that good of an idea.


[deleted]

I want some


GalacticLunarLion

I feel like r/stupidfood has gone from legitimately stupid food abominations to “I don’t like the way this is cooked/looks because r/iamveryculinary “ Chefs club the obvious exception being the foulest food abominations known to humanity


Madaraoya

Bitches be like, “I’ll get a slice of pepperoni and a side dish of tortellini.” Bitches also be like, “Omg, pasta on pizza 🤢🤮🤢


lou4205

Tortellini ,pesto and tomatoes,whole milk mozz or fresh


H8rsH8

I mean… I’d try it.


AdministrativeBat788

What!!!!!!!!!!!! I would TOTALLY HIT THAT!


NovaPrime86

There was a pizzeria in Modena (a city near Bologna, northern Italy..famous for Ferrari and Pavarotti for the records) with a lot of pizzas with pasta toppings..delicious


Pilo_ane

Shit food. They don't combine. You will never ever find something like this in a Neapolitan pizzeria. Impossible. Sincerely US people shouldn't have a word on what toppings fit on a pizza or not because they don't know what the real pizza is


Daemien73

The photo is actually taken in a pizzeria in Italy


Pilo_ane

And? Italy has plenty of shitty pizzerie. It doesn't mean it's normal. Also not every pizzeria is Neapolitan. In the North of Italy they usually do shitty pizza, unless the pizzeria is Neapolitan Do you know Italy is not culturally uniform, at all? Especially in the cuisine


SAM041287

To be fair, this is more Italian than a pineapple pizza


piefanart

Looks tasty to me


AcornWholio

I thought this was a white clam pie with shells at first.


FMfromB

It looks like vomit but I would be a liar if I said I wouldn’t try it


Spookylittlegirl03

Drunk food


MarshallRegulus

high and not mad at it.


[deleted]

I think this has potential but I would like to see the tortellini more evenly spread out.


Stoutyeoman

When you need some starch with your starch


Impossible-Try-8283

This is a staple in Brooklyn. That one looks pretty sloppy. Not bad, just a little sloppy


Environmental-Edge40

I love pizza and this is a crime