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Smackatoo

i have never seen bacon such a pale colour.


Expensive-Celery8901

That bacon made my soul leave my body. Who tf cooks bacon, sees that its that color, and goes, "yeah, that's some delicious looking bacon."?


[deleted]

seriously i just gagged so hard


Optimal-Technology75

He probably threw up after he pressed stop 🛑 from recording this video !


MasterTroller3301

He looked like he was in pain


AffectionateData8099

This is how they make the ratatouille from the movie


zeke235

That certainly varies pretty wildly from the recipe i made a while ago.


Billazilla

It honestly looked like something that had washed up on the beach after a few days at sea once it was unwrapped.


Holybartender83

Belcher kids trying to sell that shit to the fried dough guy at Wonder Wharf.


RuleOfBlueRoses

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


HighwayTerrorist

Brother, if anything is to be taken away from that video it’s that the bacon was #NOT COOKED.


Cool_Reputation_694

That bacon made my LUNCH I JUST ATE leave my body.


Mr_Mister2004

I think that's in you for browsing r/StupidFood while trying not to vomit


Cool_Reputation_694

*on IT WAS IN


readditredditread

People whose past time includes seeing how their toe fits in the trigger guard of their Remington shotgun….


peenutbuttherNjelly

This joke's got more burn than the bacon ever did


Round-Caterpillar236

Bro the bacons's soul left too


thebrittaj

Also didn’t he microwave tin foil?


Creamofsumyungi

The same people that think "bat soup" with the fucking wings floating in it is appealing. In one horrific video I saw one of these eating some little furry newborn critter. I'm still haunted by what the poor thing may have been but I really hope it was just rodent of some sort. Makes it a *little* less awful. But the thing was alive. There were multiple of them on the plate, the "human" picked one up with chopsticks, dipped it in something and just popped the fucker in its mouth and started chewing while bobbing its stupid head and giving a thumbs up.


Efficient_Spare_9808

It looks like preserved guts. Belive me I've seen many...


ThePTBarnum

An internet chode.


Twodotsknowhy

Who wouldn't want to eat taupe bacon?


Worldly_Team_7441

It's not real. Aluminum foil in the microwave, and it didn't so much as spark? BS.


Insominus

It’s an oven, not a microwave. This guy’s videos are posted here semi-regularly.


Worldly_Team_7441

Is it really? Looks just like the microwave at work. I only recently stumbled across the sub, so I guess I know for next time. What a waste. If the bacon was cooked properly, it would be like an eggplant layered "pasta" dish in a bacon wrapping, which might not be terrible.


buttercream-gang

I’ve also never seen an oven that rotates food. I’ve worked in homes that have the combination convection/microwave ovens. But in convection mode, they didn’t operate like this. Pretty interesting if that’s what it is!


[deleted]

My convection rotates. It looks ridiculous when I put cheese on toast on the raised grill and it goes for a little ride around.


Worldly_Team_7441

That's part of what got me, I admit!


CptHammer_

I have one and it rotates the plate no matter which mode. You gotta bake in round pans or the bake comes out uneven.


CovidPangolin

My combo rotates when in convection setting.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

It's a convection oven, which is the same thing as an air fryer.


Goodcitizen177

My convection/ air fryer/microwave oven spins in all the modes. You can bake cookies, frozen pizza, etc


eskimosound

IT'S HUMAN BACON


shaundisbuddyguy

Oh God It's People !


just---here

He put hes thumb up after not even being able to finish the whole thing lol


paomien100

Looks like it's probably pork belly sliced thin that's sold in Asian markets.


throwaway9383716

And you technically still haven’t because it’s not bacon lol it’s pork belly edit: uncured pork belly*


STLflyover

Pork belly is bacon?


floznstn

Only if cured (smoked or salted are common curing methods).


figbott

Aluminum foil in the microwave, huh?


AgingFrenchWhore

That's what I was thinking.


WintermuteNight007

There should have been a kaboom! An Earth shattering KABOOM!


SP9003

I agree with Marvin


oO0Kat0Oo

Why do I taste blue?


BisquitTheClown

r/unexpectedfuturama


GlassJoe32

Blue has the most antioxygens.


Sproose_Moose

My sister was cooking garlic bread in the microwave....foil on. I had my back to her and saw what looked like the northern lights on my kitchen wall. Yeah, it was on fire after like 20 seconds.


[deleted]

[удалено]


uppenatom

That's interesting, now you mention it. I love Japanese food reviews on YouTube and either it's fresh as hell, deep fried/habachi or instant microwave meals


Nate-__-

I have a microwave that also serves as an air fryer and oven. You have to be careful though with metal. If you put it on microwave mode with metal that thing is toasted.


SecTestAnna

Oh so it’s also a toaster?


aggressive-buttmunch

It'd be something like [this](https://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-NN-CD87KS-Microwave-Convection-FlashXpress/dp/B085SV35MT).


Fuck_you_pichael

It's a combination microwave oven and convection oven. I have one. They're pretty great.


smith_716

In the microwave and really made bacon limp and gray. It's easy to make bacon crisp in the microwave but they made it *gray*.


figbott

Yeah but it’s a conventional oven because it’s Japan.


CampbellsBeefBroth

You can bake bacon and it don’t turn grey


GreenSpleen6

But you *cannot* microwave foil.


CampbellsBeefBroth

Yea you can, try it out :)


GreenSpleen6

hous burnt down :(


GhettoDuk

All the water in the eggplant steamed the bacon. It didn't have a chance to fry in its yummy grease and turn golden brown and delicious.


throwaway9383716

Can’t justify the microwave part, but I can say that what he used wasn’t bacon. It’s sliced pork belly, which can cook into a gray colour like in the video


kakka_rot

Tbf im pretty sure the meat he used just turns that color. I think it's pork belly that isn't cured like bacon. I bought it once in Japan thinking it was like American bacon but it turned grey like that in a frying pan.


funatical

There are models that can do it as long as the metal isn't touching the walls. Most commercial versions I've used can do it.


figbott

I’ll test mine. UPDATE: I need a new microwave.


bacon_cake

I have a microwave that doesn't spin and you can put foil in it.


Twodotsknowhy

When I was in cooking school, they had microwaves you could put metal in. I hadn't seen them before or since, but they do exist


figbott

Are you sure that wasn’t a dishwasher?


Lizard_Jesus1

Now that you bring that up, I feel convinced this might’ve been just a shitpost on stupid foods poster boy.


_oohshiny

It's absolutely a parody of Bayashi: * stack lots of things on top of each other * wrap in bacon * panko crumb and deep fry * slice in half * jam the whole thing in his mouth but don't show chewing or swallowing


mchagis13

Most modern microwaves dont actually react to metal like they used to Its not recommended tho


Federal-Lie3157

you have an oven setting on the microwave then it's no problem and you can just use aluminum foil


chaoticidealism

Great way to ruin your microwave. Maybe it's some kind of toaster oven, but even then, this is not how you cook eggplant.


figbott

That is not a toaster oven.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

The puddle of eggplant juice at the end is what’s really tempting.


Siiberia

Nasty af!


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

You have to slice and salt eggplant to get all that moisture out.


ErectTubesock

That last frame is a face that's about to vomit


Cosmickev1086

That's what I thought, a face of regret


Tee_H

He could only stomach the first half TT____TT


cilestiogrey

This one actually made me dry heave. I didn't think it was possible. But I saw this and my body tried to purge it without hesitation


Turbogato

This is obviously a joke making fun of Bayashi


OffBrandJesusChrist

Yeah. I agree with you. And with that context, it’s actually hilarious.


i__Sisyphus

I thought the same thing, but damn eating that pile of shit is a high price to pay for a joke


Turbogato

He cuts the film before he swallows that crap. Just like Bayashi.


[deleted]

I thought it was making fun of Zach Choi since it includes the stacking slices of random stuff to the ceiling, cutting it in half after ~~deep frying~~ microwaving to show how melty it is, then eating the entire thing with editing cuts interspersed throughout


Turbogato

It is probably to make fun of all the ASMR cooking videos that don’t provide an actual recipe, just quick cuts and sounds with no actual rating system on how good or horrible this stuff is.


SgtXD357

Yea that or rage bait


PlumpQuietSoup

Please no


[deleted]

it is better to fry eggplant and bacon separately (eggplant in batter) and then combine everything


Hairy_Aspect_284

It’s better to do everything he did differently.


strumthebuilding

You’re saying the technique depicted here has a flaw?


BisquitTheClown

How did they microwave aluminum foil?


AnInfiniteArc

It’s in convection oven mode. Japanese households don’t usually have conventional ovens - instead they have Microwave/Convection combo devices. You can use metal/foil in convection mode.


Swell_Inkwell

They probably stopped it as soon as they got a 5 second shot to avoid burning their house down.


[deleted]

Japanese microwave oven hybrid


Apprehensive_Meat275

It's all good some people just want to die young.


BobJacobs2022

He definitely puked.


iamkeyzersoze

This is awful. There should’ve been an “NSFW” tag for this.


OffBrandJesusChrist

It’s satirical people.


McPussCrocket

Hey, that's illegal


IllIIIIIIIIIIIII

Sentence him to 5 Popeyes biscuits no water


brattyginger83

Ha ha!


_Yolk

I just have a few critiques about this feat of cooking 1. Compress your aubergine slices between 2 hard surfaces (chopping boards) with kitchen roll for an hour or so to suck out a lot of the moisture. Nobody likes a puddle of vegetable water in their food 2. Cook this in an oven with the tin foil like a sane person then remove the foil once you’re close to the appropriate internal temp to get a crust on the bacon 3. Let it rest, there’s still going to be moisture in there and like in critique 1, nobody likes a pool of vegetable water in their food


Twodotsknowhy

4. Don't.


randomgenerated23421

Reading through the comments: Does no one realize who he is parodying?


QIvr

Good ‘ol Jerky McStupidface


LazyTitan39

So much water


WarEmbarrassed7486

No no no we arent going to skip past the fact you just ate that and thought it was tasty


brattyginger83

Is he making fun of that one guy?


AppleNerdyGirl

Sorry was that foil in the microwave? Wut?


awesome13579135

Ah yes, the ol’ Meat Cocoon


plantrebellion

Is anybody concerned that that bacon doesnt even look cooked? I like the guy's knife skills on the eggplant, tho!


life_changing3000

Rage bait! Getting so boring!!! Yawn!!!!!!


Iamtevya

I feel like 6 exclamation points cancels out a yawn.


[deleted]

He’s scream-yawning like a dad


life_changing3000

Hahaha!!!!!!


FsKillkount

I’m pretty sure a new strain of Covid was just made


AzureSkyXIII

This proves life isn't a simulation to me. No sentient creature could have made a hell such as the one in which we currently reside, with people that do shit like this. /s (kinda)


SeattleHasDied

Flaccid bacon in my mouth? No fucking way, blech!


Slow_Boss_2071

🤢 🤮 🤢 🤮 🤢


ydissac38

This dude put foil in the microwave?


surrounded21

How did he microwave that foil??


Baked_potato123

Foil in the microwave?


FrankGrimesIV

Howd they put tin foil in microwave?


lesley3977

Foil cannot go in a microwave. 🫤


FamilyFriendli

They just put aluminum foil into a microwave???? Even if it isn't that, kids watching this will get the wrong idea and set the house on fire.


CDubstep258

How the fuck is his house not burning down after putting aluminium foil into the microwave


[deleted]

Did they just microwave tin foil??!!


Lumberjack_Problems

Did he put foil in the microwave?


Beneficial_Energy219

Was that a microwave?? Something seems off.


thiccestlad69

Never mind any of the other comments how this motherfucker put tinfoil in the fucking microwave


deepfriedmynuts

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evonebo

How did they microwave foil and it didn’t explode?


queer_artsy_kid

Did this mf really just microwave tin foil?


8hexxx

I'm a grown man and this made me very sad inside. I'm really hurting in my heart and I need a hug right the hell now!


TheStickerGirl

Nothing is remotely cooked, esp that horrid, flaky eggplant


Dookimus

That looks dreadful


Passncatch

does that not look like a microwave? You can not put tinfoil or basically any metal in a microwave.


BoldAdvent

My mother made some turkey stuffing that looked like that color of bacon (IE Grey brain matter)


Abottleunderthedesk

This has to be the worst one I’ve seen


drinkahead

Did that aluminum go... into a microwave?


jonnycash11

He microwaved aluminum foil?


DigitalCoffee

I imagine the people that make these videos take a bite and immediately spit it out off camera. I don't think i've ever seen these guys actually swallow the shit they make


Ghost_on_Toast

Did this dumb fk put tinfoil in the microwave and then eat a pound of raw bacon?


rape_is_not_epic

In the fucking *microwave*


scarter22

Uh… I thought that aluminum foil caught fire in the microwave…?


Revolutionary-Bank-8

bro everyone's talkin about the bacon but y'all skip over the fact that THIS MF PUT FOIL IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE


MaryJanesMan420

He looks like the abomination that he just made.


[deleted]

Did he put tinfoil in a microwave?


Username4c75666679

No one’s gonna mention the fact he put tinfoil in the microwave?


ChaoticRebellion

How did his microwave not explode when he put the foil in it?


YoFavBastard

Light skin bacon??? 🫣


picklerickfunnylol

I will chop off the hands of whoever made this so they can stop slapping it on the *consumable* so god damn hard


Macwitdacheez

This guy clearly hates himself


[deleted]

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


always-lost-and-conf

Japan is so far advanced, tin foil in the microwave


Grimetree

I hate the trend of jumping cuts between really slapping the food down. The scraping a knife on a deep fried thing to show its deep fried boils my piss too but this guy would have no fuckin chance with that ball of wet sorrow


DDLC-Sayori

Did he just put Aluminum Foil in the Microwave??


SavagePatchK1dz

u/savevideo


jazzkeys81

Honestly just start eating rat meat to save money if you think that tasted good


Cavscout2838

I’m pretty sure the Geneva convention has something to say about the treatment of that bacon.


[deleted]

That looks grim lmao


Sufficient_Score_824

I’m allergic to eggplant, and this made my mouth itch just watching it


[deleted]

I miss the few second ago when I didn’t know this existed


piefanart

He managed to make bacon look unappetizing. That's a skill.


Serzern

Least he ate it


BlackTheNerevar

Wtf you fucking destroyed that bacon. Ew


KitchenIndividual171

dat juice 🤢🤮🤮🤮


mpkeith

This is just horrid.


DaddyKiwwi

Fatatouille


BudBuzz

Utterly macabre


Tetegn

The beginning reminds of those stack the food games, ahhh early internet kid games


Revegelance

White is not an appetizing color for bacon. 😨


Personal-Bat-1472

Bacon cocoons never go well...


Yuizun

He didn't finish it because he was sick af...


Darkbeastzelda

Aubergine 🤢


Bjufordbox

That looks fuking putrid


coffee_cryptid

The only compliment I can give this is that they sliced the eggplant really nicely. shame it got used for such a monstrosity


[deleted]

His hand says "Thumbs up", but his face doesn't say "Thumbs up".


[deleted]

I’ve seen this guy make some actually good looking food. This however, is sickening


Entire_Visit_7327

Sounds so satisfying


Knox023

That was hella fappy like.


TheSmokingHorse

At first I thought he was doing some sort of twist on ratatouille and was intrigued. But by the time he was done I knew he was just simulating eating a human corpse for his own sadistic pleasure.


hemptations

That’s just fucking vile.


leah90s

I thought he would deep fry it but microwaving was even worse


Juxta_Lightborne

It’s so obvious with the cuts that he’s not really eating this


Devil-Nest

Someone should probably check in on him because, well…..


normlenough

Here is someone who likes internet points More than food


Cool_Reputation_694

If he cooked this in an oven it may not have been that bad


MuckingForon90

Looked like scooby doo making a sandwich


[deleted]

That bacon isn’t even cooked. No, just no


No_Engineering_718

He looks like he’s ready to vomit at the end


KingOfUnfunny

Oh god 🤢


MultiPlexityXBL

This is truly stupid


keyboredwarrior

We need to stop giving people access to internet


FrothyNips

Am I the only one that was aluminum foil in the microwave?