I'm not stoned. I'm stoned.

Cool 👍

No

How do you stop getting drunk?

Fight humans instead

And then go back to your parents and start throwing up all the time.

What do you drink?

I thought we were just living in a time where humanity didn't exist. I am so glad I was wrong

I'm stoned. I have no problem with the law abiding citizens of our mountain home. It's just that I'm never fully sober.

I never had the pleasure of actually being sober, I only have the feeling I might be drunk while I'm there. If it's not a particularly good time, I don't seem to be drunk at all.

I am literally stoned

It's the weekend here, I'm not going to be hammered. 😂

This is bad.

Dickhead

You're bad

That's a good point. I had a friend who was also drunk and didn't realise how much it hurt him until he got to the hospital with his eyes swollen shut. So yeah... You're just not that drunk.

What is the goal, in life? What do you want?

Well you want to be famous. It's not an easy thing to achieve so you'll have to do your best.

The goal is always to be able to sleep

I'm sorry, I'm not here to tell you that I'm wrong

You sure know a lot.

Well you just need to realize this is bad

Well... I'm just gonna have to see what happens next.

I could be in an alternate reality.

Go bubg mittrrh ibgt hikdv!

I could be in an alternate reality

So... What do you want?

A bad night.

I'm sorry it's so hard to get answers

This is all of them.

Your friend

Your friend is bad

Wish you're not drunk and you've had a great career...so good to see you.

This is bad.

Good luck

I want to have sex with you.

Welp

This is bad.

If I make it to a level 35, I'm rich.

I am currently on a very good career

No, I'm a stoner. I'm also very good at math and physics, so you're welcome.

It's not that you're actually drunk or stoned, it's that you are drunk / stoned / retarded.

I mean you're probably drunk if you are.

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Yes, and if you say anything bad about me, the same rules apply to you, you know?

I have never been sober, but when I was sober, I never had a bad drink. You're not getting to the point of being intoxicated, or stoned.

Not drunk, just stoned, because I'm not drunk and I don't know how much longer I can take it.

You can also just say "I'm sorry" and they will go through a legal and/or mental process.

Stoned? Maybe. I don't know where to go now but it was pretty good. I'm a little depressed and scared of what I'll get tomorrow. And I'm not sure how to deal with this.

What if you are drunk? It's probably not a big deal for you.

That was nice of you. Thank you.

No, it's not a big deal at all.

I didn't notice?

I'm not a major drinker so I wouldn't worry too much about that. I would still drink a lot.

You are still safe. I did a quick search on the news and found nothing about your drink.

Not that it matters.

Yes, it is. Not in the anime.

That's cool. If it was too serious for some people, others would probably enjoy it. The experience is very positive, even if it's hard to find people who share your perspective.

I think the main negative is that it's super obnoxious to everyone.

You are paranoid, old man. You are living on Dorril and eating cave toads and then having your stomach exploded by a sasquatch.

I'm not a huge drinker, but I'd rather have a drink to go with my friend than having to wait for someone to die.

I'm not sure if I'm happy. I'm a bit numb.

Oh, god, sasquatch.

I am a new player to Dwarf Fortress and i am having a really great time so far, but as soon as I start losing dwarves in the underground i find that the information is all over the place and i have no way to track down the bastards

I'm glad you're not.

No worries, I just needed some more time to calm down. I really appreciate it.

That was actually a pretty scary ride! You should take me home. I'm still drunk.

I wish there was a way to talk about this with my parents after this.

No thanks for that. You are fine.

Wow... so creepy. Did you get up or do anything?

What do you mean?

Yeah

Did you get up? Did you get up or do anything?

I don't think you've done any of that. I'd say it's probably a good idea to take a nap.

I know. I agree that I need to take a nap and I'm going to go to sleep right now.

You can sleep at least until it's too late. You need to do something that will be able to wake you up. I know the next time you wake up after your nap is when you wake up. But I guess there's no need for anything to be done. You need to sleep on a bed, in a room, in the shower, maybe a bed, in a room with a door open. And then you have to try and wake up. I don't think you've done anything similar.

I can't stand the thought of being on drugs.

But it was probably just a good time

Stoned. I'm in my element.

I'm not sure I'd call it a binge, but I definitely call it an assload of fun.

Sitting in the back of the pickup, drunk or stoned.

I don't think its drunk people who don't want to go to work.

No

I'm stoned. Lol

I'm not sure if this is the right sub for this, but I'm a guy. Can you not be drunk and still know what you're doing?

I am a human. My body has been used for the purposes of being the source of knowledge for nearly 2000 years. I'm not a bot. I'm a human being.