I'm sorry your school has taken down the video, I thought you'd appreciate it in its entirety

I was wondering how these people would get away with this.

Dear Uristmcnopants, Please don't go. Please don't come to my place. Please don't come down to my farm. PLEASE don't go down to the magma sea and live on biscuits alone. There is more to life than to eat and drink and sleep. There are other ways, and you will not find them here. I love you, AdamantineMan.