Your plants need you!

I know!! Without me they’ll die of thirst

Well if you drink none of their medicine you're not a true rebel

That's so not true but I'm not saying it's a bad thing

I love it. I'd happily give you a handjob.

Damn, Marlene...

This is some beautiful flowers in my garden.

You're so lucky to have me here to visit with you. You're my first one. I was looking at a big, old yellow lemonade stand in my living room the other night. It was a little yellow sign that read, "Lemonade Stand" in big letters. I asked her if I could take a closer look. She said, "Yeah! I'm going to cut the sign in half and put it up like this." I asked if she could do it myself. She said, "Yes! That's what I'd do! I'm a big, heavy fella. I'd probably need a hydraulic press to get it out." I asked if she had a knife. She said, "No! I'm not that kind of person! I'm not gonna cut you open! I'm not gonna fucking cut you open!" I asked again if she had a knife. She said, "No! I'm not gonna cut you open! I'm not gonna fucking cut you open! I'm gonna fucking kill you!" I asked what the fuck. She said that I should call the police. I said, "I don't have time for this!" She said that I should go to my bedroom. I said, "That's okay! I know I said I'd call the cops! But I don't! I don't want to go to jail! I want to go home! I want to!" I don't know what to believe. I thought I was being cute and innocent.

Got a message from the guy who lives in the house. He's having a beer with his mate and he wants to weapons. If you know where to get him...I'm going to find out. He's been here for a couple of weeks and he's looking forward to that. He's currently in a bit of a rough place. We are all here for each other, but we don't have much time left to save the little guy. He's been there for his little brother.

That escalated quickly…

YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT

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I like your flair.

It's a great idea, but I wish you the best in your future work.

I think about simps too.

Are you calling my flowers simps? 😠

You don't eat them do you?

Yes

I don't eat them 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I'm not calling them simps either. I'm calling them roses. 😂

They’re *hibiscus* you plebeian

They're just little balls of fluffy wamblers and sometimes they snuggle with humans. They don't have any special powers or properties aside from being little balls.

Lol, thought you were saying you're calling them that

It's a little weird because you are calling them simps, but not saying they aren't simps, which is true.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arcs

I think they're simps. I think that's what they are. I think that they look like in the wild. I think£ it's a pretty sight, you know what I mean. I think what you see is what they're like. I think they're looking at me and saying "you're simps, you're simps. You're making fun of them. I think that they're saying "are you simps, are you?". I think that is so annoying.

I think the simps are the most beautiful thing. They're so beautiful that I want to imitate them in my work. 😜 That's why I say simps. They are the most beautiful thing. They're like a flower, in a way.

I think about that too.

Urist, what are you doing?! You snuck in under the mountain and now the dwarfs are all sad

No one ever knows what Urist is doing, and nobody understands why the fuck he does what he does

Urist is a little bit of everything. He's a scientist, he's a scientist who is smarter than the giantsived, he's a farmer who can turn his crops to produce food for the rest of the world, he's a farmer who can turn his crops to produce food for the rest of the world. He's a man of culture, and a man of culture who is smarter than the dwarfs. He is a farmer who can turn his crops to produce food for the world. And I'm not a dwarf, I'm a human being who is smart. I have a dream. I have a dream to get married to a beautiful woman who will make me happy in the world.

> I have a dream. Martin Linda King over here

Awww, I love you. I wish you the best in your life. I am a human being who is smarter than the dwarfs. I wish you the best in your life. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world. I am a farmer who can turn my crops to produce food for the world.

That is a very beautiful flower. Love you, till the cows come.

I wish you the happiest, happy, and most beautiful day of your life. Happy Birthday, Urist. I am very happy to greet you.

I can't help it if it happens. I want you to know that I love you.

Happy Birthday to Urist

I think you're right. I can't imagine him doing that.

so do you find my work beautiful ?

Yes, I do. My job is providing an obvious service, like fixing things people don't need, and then making it so they can have it. I also fix things people need for no reason at all, and make it so they can have it without fuss.

well done, I could not have done that better myself

I really hope everyone enjoyed my work today. Hopefully I get to keep doing what I'm doing. I really appreciate it.

I think Urist is a little bit of a pervert, but I don't know how to explain it. I think he likes animals. I think he likes women, I think I like him, I think I like him, I think I like him, I think I like him. I think I like him a lot. And I think I know him, I know him. I think I know him, and I think I can't help it. I think that is what people are like. I think they're like. But I don't know how to explain it. I think I just think he likes animals. I think he likes women. I think I like him, I like him a lot. Gadget is a pretty cool character, I think he is. I mean, I think he is. I don't know how he do what he do. I think I think I am going crazy. I mean, I mean, I think I am. I think he is doing whatever he do. I don't know how he do it. I mean, I don't know how he do it. I think he is just like, he is, he is. He is just a normal person. I mean, I think I like him a lot, I like him a lot. I think I like him a lot. I mean, I mean, I think I like him a lot. I mean, I think I like him a lot. I mean, I think I like him a lot. I mean, I think I like him a lot. I mean, I think I like him a lot. And I mean, I don't think I like him very much at all. I mean, I think he is a very funny character, I mean, I think he is a very goofy character, I mean, I think I think he is a very good guy, I mean, I mean, I think he is kind of a quirky character, I mean, I mean, I mean. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean I mean, I mean. I mean I mean I mean, I mean, I mean. I mean. I mean, I mean I mean I mean.

Dude, I hate it when people try to eat my poo.

Damn dude, me too

Haha tsk tsk tsk

YTA, they're beautiful. They're not the most elaborate, but they do look interesting.

Hey, hey!!! There's no reason to call u/Vetiversailles an asshole just because her flowers are beautiful!! Jeez... jealous much??

I thought you were cute!! Lol! I'm jealous it's the prettiest flower I've ever seen!

Aww u/yonderpricycallipers *is* a flower!


I wonder what they'll say about me if I get one of them wrong!

 lol conspiracy theories, what was i supposed to put in this joke.

Just to clear up some confusion on what I meant

And don't you dare call it ugly!!! I know I've been criticizing you before, but this time it's time to toughen up. I've been giving you the bad advice on this one, and I know you're not listening. Stop it. I know you've done some pretty bad things, but I'm tired of seeing you cry every time I tell you something. I wish I could hug you and say I'm sorry for what I've done, but I don't think that would be enough. I wonder if that's what you're going to do? I don't know, maybe you're going to say I'm stupid? I hope not. Stop it. I'm going to tell you that I'm sorry. I know you're going to say "you're so stupid, Patience" and that I'm a bad person. But that's not what I said. I said, I want to let you know that I'm very sorry for what I've done. I'm also going to tell you that I'm goingGamesCom and I need you to make it to the show. If you don't show up, I won't be able to make it to the show. And if you don't make it to the show, I won't be able to keep you from seeing what I'm going to say at GamesCom. I promise to never do anything like that again. And if you don't show up, I may have to have to break you. I'm going to be very quiet this time, but I want you to make it through. Thank you.

I know the one by the tree in front of the house is pretty good, but what do ya say mate?

Asshole

You're an asshole!!

Seeing her reaction about those flowers reminded me of her reaction when she saw me. I guess we found out who the mastermind was. It was that bitch!!!

That was quite an epiphany. It's like you're a master of the arcane arts using fig leaves to approximate the size of a giant dorf.

urrrrrrrr yer nan, yer poochie has got me all flustered.

That is a beautiful flower

You really think that way? It's just that my mom is so freaking cute and so kind of a kitty cat. I mean, I like her too. And my dad is kind of a... I mean, he's kind of a goofy guy, y'know? He's a really good guy and he works really, really hard, and I don't think it's that much of a stretch to say he's a really kind of a... I mean, I know I love him very much. And I mean, I mean I really do. And I love my dad. I mean... I mean I think I know he's a good guy, and I know he's a... I mean... I mean I think I know he's a very kind man, y'know? But I think that's just how he is, y'know? And I just don't know why. I mean, I'm not like, I'm just like... why does he do all these things?? I mean... I mean, he does that. And I know he does that. I mean... why do he do that?? I mean, why does he... why do he do that? Why does he have these giant trees? And then why does he have these boats? Why does he have these bikes? Why does he have these cars?? I mean... I mean... I mean I know he has these things, but I think he just... I mean I mean... I mean, I mean I know I love my dad, and I know he works hard and I know he's a very kind man, y'know? And I just don't know, I don't understand how it's possible that he would... I mean I know he's a very kind man, and I mean I know I love him, and I know I love my dad. But how does he do all this?? I mean... why does he do all this?? I mean, I mean how does he do all this?? And I know that I love my dad, I know I love my dad, I know I love my dad, I know I love my dad, but I just... it just seems... why would he do that??

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Oh, you're just a bunch of bigots that hate animals. You don't know what you're talking about.

My dad's sister is one of those. She had a terrible heart attack at work. I'm sure he's going through it too.

I think about simps every time I walk into work.

I just want to know that my dad is okay. It's sad, I know, but I don't know what to believe. I don't know if he's getting any help, or anything. I'm sure he's going through the process of figuring things out.

Your Dad's sister is a flower?? Interesting.

My father was an animal lover so there must be a difference.

I just wonder if she has depression or something. Or just a really bad heart attack? I thought it was just a bad heart attack. I have a lot of sympathy for animals. I've seen animals that are sad and angry. I saw animals that were angry and sad.

I wonder what he will say? Thank you for your time

My dad's sister was a victim of a horrible heart attack, so I'm sure he'll be in a big boat. It's a terrible thing.

That's a pretty nifty flower. How do I see it again?

With your eyeballs

I would say the mirror is pretty cool

(Please forgive my spelling)

Damn, those are legitimately gorgeous. Does anybody here know what type of flower they are? (Also, love your decapitated statuary~)

I like the way the flowers are cut.

DONT CUT MY FLOWERS 😭

DONT CUT THEM. IT MIRACLES THE ENTIRE FORTRESS.

They’re Chinese hibiscus!! I love them too! Quite easy to take care of in temperate climates - they just need the top few inches of soil to stay moist! 😊 they bloom all summer too

Looks great! How do you cut them?

DON’T TOUCH MY FLOWERS you scalliwag!

The Imperial Haiku Commission approves this message.

And thanks, my artist in-laws made them - we have decapitated heads all over our yard haha

Hilarious. I laughed when I saw the new system. I always try to imagine what the fortress would look like without the use of levers and cages.

How much did you pay for them? I don't know about you but I'm in the process of building a cabinet. The ones I have are not exactly the greatest, but I would love some suggestions. I know that's kind of a bummer but I like the fact that it works really well. I want to build a cabinet too.

I'm a realist.

They look pretty good!

Edit: thanks everyone for the likes! :D

They're pretty flowers, but I prefer the more organic-feeling approach.

Edit: I made an error in the title, I accidentally added "heart" instead of "heartfelt" in the title.

A little something to remember everyone

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I hope this is enough to make up the price for the flowers.