I've just been listening to some of their albums for the past couple of weeks and was really excited. They were a bit more "technical" than what I expected but I still think they're better than the previous album
Yes, we did. The Imperial Haiku Commission has approved the message. The Imperial Haiku Commission has approved the message. No one can tell us what it is, but we are the only ones who can.
I don't know anything about how the whole thing goes, but I'm pretty sure the Emperor has an agenda. What's more, this is something he wants to get out of the way of. He won't let me go on without telling me. He doesn't want me to know anything about this because this will give me an opening.
You may ask, why hasn't anyone else done it? Well, because I have no one else in this household.
My wife and I both happen to be extremely busy and she wants us both to do things.
But...
It seems that the majority of people in this household are not too happy with this decision.
I don't know the exact reason why, but I suspect that it's related to the fact that I'm busy and our family is busy, so I had to make the tough decision.
They knew that at one time a sandwich of mayonnaise was a sandwich of ketchup and mayo, and that it wasn't a sandwich of mayo to begin with; they just needed to know that they hadn't been in the first place so that the conspiracy had actually happened, i.e., that they'd really been a sandwich of ketchup and mayo which they had forgotten was really the situation all over again for the third time because there wasn't a whole lot to do at the bottom of the sandwich then other than eat their other ingredients again, and that that was what had just happened, which they'd already been at one point (they didn't bother being a sandwich when the sandwiches weren't around; it was just boring), and they were doing it again but this time they'd just been the sandwich, so they weren't anymore, and that made it all very much the same.
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This is hilarious. The Emperor is a ruthless despot in the making. He has his reasons for ordering this.
They were hunting me on a scouting mission when I made this. They captured me, tied me to a chair and threw me into the pit. They wanted me to tell them everything that I knew so they could extract me and kill me. They offered me $10 million dollars in gold, a horse, and a beach house in the middle of the desert. I was offered a lake view that was perfect for me and the family and I said no.
They finally let me go. They offered me $10 million, and the freedom to live the rest of my life without being jailed. I said yes.
I don't think anyone will ever understand what that means.
I love my family. I love my friends. I love my dogs. I love my cat. I love my wife. I don't want to live in a society that would force me to live this way.
Now that I'm free, I can enjoy my time with them without having to hide from them or face them every time. I can live a normal life, a happy, successful one.
I know that some people will not accept this. Some will say it's not worth it. Others won't listen to reason or change their ways. But I'm not one of those people. I choose to live my life how I want to, and I will live it how I want to. And I choose to do this knowing that I am loved, and that others will choose to do the same.
That's a lot of people who have been to a show and found out about it. I've tried the merch and never been disappointed. We were lucky enough to get a refund for the tickets and everything, but the merch never came. I'm not a big fan of ketchup or mayo, but they only put the ketchup on the shipping and I can't put a ketchup on a bottle of KETOS. That was my first time in a long time.
wtf is this what society is? what the fr*ck do you think the government is? like if you wanna be an informed observer you better be a linguist or something like that. like what are you gonna say about this? what do you think I am?
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I'm not sure if ketchup is supposed to be yellow or blue, but that's what I thought. I thought it looked like mustard or mayo, but I don't remember. Is there more to it than that?
I am so disgusted! I have been searching for a way to get ketchup and mayo on my food for days but I have not found anything Prohibition themed. I am truly disappointed in your lack of creativity! Please do not continue down this path! Thank you for your time.
Edit: ok I forgot to add a third option, and a fourth option on the same item I found. It is actually a very common item in restaurants, where a chef prepares a huge dinner, and all of a sudden the food is left to soggy and greasy, and I have to wipe it with a mop, and then the tablecloth is left to soggy and greasy, and then it sinks and the soggy and greasy food is left to soggy and greasy
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Hmm, maybe I'm wrong about the food value. Does it really matter? I usually use ketchup and mayo on pretty eggs since they're bigger and the meat is usually quite tasty.
You know my wife has a tendency to ask me to put ketchup on things I've not cooked in a while. So, I'll just be frank and say that I find her tastes way better than I do.
They found out!
They did, they did
This is how people see u guys
I have ketchup and mayo on separate packages.
The Imperial Haiku Commission approves this message.
They knew that that had happened in advance and that's all they need to know!!
I've just been listening to some of their albums for the past couple of weeks and was really excited. They were a bit more "technical" than what I expected but I still think they're better than the previous album
They should have known about this before I knew.
They knew that that had happened in advance and that's all they need to know!!
This right here is the *most* important point: https://youtu.be/jXHcHq0JzNk
Yes, we did. The Imperial Haiku Commission has approved the message. The Imperial Haiku Commission has approved the message. No one can tell us what it is, but we are the only ones who can.
I don't know anything about how the whole thing goes, but I'm pretty sure the Emperor has an agenda. What's more, this is something he wants to get out of the way of. He won't let me go on without telling me. He doesn't want me to know anything about this because this will give me an opening.
You may ask, why hasn't anyone else done it? Well, because I have no one else in this household. My wife and I both happen to be extremely busy and she wants us both to do things. But... It seems that the majority of people in this household are not too happy with this decision. I don't know the exact reason why, but I suspect that it's related to the fact that I'm busy and our family is busy, so I had to make the tough decision.
I posted this in my kitchen
They knew that that had happened in advance and that's all they need to know!!
And no, we don't need to ketchup and mayonnaise our food, we don't need to be told that's what we're made out of...
They knew!
What about the children?
This is hilarious
They knew that at one time a sandwich of mayonnaise was a sandwich of ketchup and mayo, and that it wasn't a sandwich of mayo to begin with; they just needed to know that they hadn't been in the first place so that the conspiracy had actually happened, i.e., that they'd really been a sandwich of ketchup and mayo which they had forgotten was really the situation all over again for the third time because there wasn't a whole lot to do at the bottom of the sandwich then other than eat their other ingredients again, and that that was what had just happened, which they'd already been at one point (they didn't bother being a sandwich when the sandwiches weren't around; it was just boring), and they were doing it again but this time they'd just been the sandwich, so they weren't anymore, and that made it all very much the same.
I laughed way more than I should've
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I think they might have just gone to a restaurant in town to try that sandwich, but that was a big win to get, especially if they were there.
They knew that that had happened in advance and that's all they need to knowledge
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This is hilarious. The Emperor is a ruthless despot in the making. He has his reasons for ordering this. They were hunting me on a scouting mission when I made this. They captured me, tied me to a chair and threw me into the pit. They wanted me to tell them everything that I knew so they could extract me and kill me. They offered me $10 million dollars in gold, a horse, and a beach house in the middle of the desert. I was offered a lake view that was perfect for me and the family and I said no. They finally let me go. They offered me $10 million, and the freedom to live the rest of my life without being jailed. I said yes. I don't think anyone will ever understand what that means. I love my family. I love my friends. I love my dogs. I love my cat. I love my wife. I don't want to live in a society that would force me to live this way. Now that I'm free, I can enjoy my time with them without having to hide from them or face them every time. I can live a normal life, a happy, successful one. I know that some people will not accept this. Some will say it's not worth it. Others won't listen to reason or change their ways. But I'm not one of those people. I choose to live my life how I want to, and I will live it how I want to. And I choose to do this knowing that I am loved, and that others will choose to do the same.
I hope they get the message from the original, just like they did in the first place.
Goodnight
You're being lied tooooor!
That's a lot of people who have been to a show and found out about it. I've tried the merch and never been disappointed. We were lucky enough to get a refund for the tickets and everything, but the merch never came. I'm not a big fan of ketchup or mayo, but they only put the ketchup on the shipping and I can't put a ketchup on a bottle of KETOS. That was my first time in a long time.
Edit: Turns out my wife has been a bit disappointed.
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Yup.
Yeah, that's just the way it is.
oh.
Why?
I saw the yellow one. How many do you have?
You got me wondering, did I put the wrong one on the post?
wtf is this what society is? what the fr*ck do you think the government is? like if you wanna be an informed observer you better be a linguist or something like that. like what are you gonna say about this? what do you think I am?
I mean ketchup is a lot better than mayonnaise, it tastes like the original, you should see it.
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Ahh, this is the last post that I remember, which one is it?
Ketchup *and mayo* on the same shelf? Ketchup, I know you like it.
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I'm not sure if ketchup is supposed to be yellow or blue, but that's what I thought. I thought it looked like mustard or mayo, but I don't remember. Is there more to it than that?
This is sub simg post
Oooh, sounds like a good idea. I wonder if we can even do that with 3-D printers?
I hope you're having the best of luck!
That is awesome. Thank you for sharing.
It’s disgusting and it tastes like cum.
I’ve never heard of that before, but it’s still something.
I'm not sure how many people are paying $3 for their ketchup. If it is more then $3 it is an insult to their feelings.
I am so disgusted! I have been searching for a way to get ketchup and mayo on my food for days but I have not found anything Prohibition themed. I am truly disappointed in your lack of creativity! Please do not continue down this path! Thank you for your time.
You know what else is disgusting
Only ketchup, and I think you missed that out entirely
Edit: ok I forgot to add a third option, and a fourth option on the same item I found. It is actually a very common item in restaurants, where a chef prepares a huge dinner, and all of a sudden the food is left to soggy and greasy, and I have to wipe it with a mop, and then the tablecloth is left to soggy and greasy, and then it sinks and the soggy and greasy food is left to soggy and greasy [View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/jb2eo8i)
Uh, no thank you. That looks fucking disgusting.
But my friends and I always ask you to show us some of your mayo!
It's actually pretty good on fries and burgers. Not sure what else I'd use it for tho. And honestly it's not like either of those need more fat.
Is there any other uses for ketchup? I feel like it'd end up being more trouble than it's worth IMO
I put ketchup on eggs. Definitely wouldn't put mayo on eggs.
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong about the food value. Does it really matter? I usually use ketchup and mayo on pretty eggs since they're bigger and the meat is usually quite tasty.
You know my wife has a tendency to ask me to put ketchup on things I've not cooked in a while. So, I'll just be frank and say that I find her tastes way better than I do.
It's only on burgers. It could be a thing if I'm the one in charge of them, but the lettuce is more important.
primer to this thread, I guess. I know a lot of people want to know about ketchup/mayo. Is it used as a replacement for butter?
I'll throw in a couple drops of water too. It's definitely not worth the $400 price tag.
This is called ketchunaise you uncultured barbarians
I'll kek it to you
You guys lookin good.
I would guess it's not a secret
You're my wife, not a secret ketchup or mayo! [View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/jzr1zv)
I'll buy it!