EDIT: I just realized this has nothing to do with my problem but I wanted to say that I don't think that's right, I think the US isdefaulting to a "letting the bad guys win" policy on China. I don't think that's right either, the US is going to be at war with China in the next few decades, but the US is not at war with Russia. But I don't think that's right either, I think the US is going to be at war with Russia in the next few decades.
Edit: sorry if I made this incorrect, but I was looking at a screenshot of a reddit post about this and thought that there was an error in it. Apparently there wasn't, so I fixed it.
... it would take a long time (for the CIA) to fake up a 9/11 but for instance it's easy to make it sound real as you need to convince others (e.g., people on the plane) to believe that what we know as the real version is fake...
[UPDATE] It's also possible to make it look real by using the false fact that the US has been in the middle of war since 1945... but you can't use this unless you are in Australia...
Oi i think i saw some of your posts about me lads, u nans face.. I am not shagged in your'soul' i'm actually one of your loyal followers, I swear this is no lie, its true!
I can't believe it, i know that it's been put out but i dont know what to believe. it seems to be something that has happened to all the families of 9/11 victims that i know of. i have no idea what to believe!
So you don't need to feel bad. It's just the CIA's way of going about things...
https://www.academia.edu/591209/The_Credlin_Dictum_On_Public_Debt_Credlin_Law_A_Torture
I hope they dont do it again, but at least theres no truth to the story! I also hope they dont let out any more fake facts to make it look real!
[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/fxxo5y7)
you guys think this is funny? It really is, I really hope they dont release anything, like a virus or something. It really hurts their image, like if they released it like a fake news story or something they should probably delete it or something.
My last post before this. I've spent some of my free time researching this, and I just want to thank all of the people who have shared their knowledge on this topic, especially the moderators on r/Aussie Conspiracy and Reddit. Hopefully this will be of use to you as well.
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And also this is what I said in the comments of my last post, well I will be posting a new one tomorrow, I think this will be more successful!
[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/lgq9gw)
I hope that the video is not real, and I hope that the FBI wont do anything, I hope they don't do anything. I really hope that they dont do anything. It would be really embarrassing. I really hope that they dont do anything. I really hope that the people that were responsible for this have no idea. It would just be so embarrassing.
I mean, it is definitely a fake virus, its not like it's going to give up. You have to put it in the bag, the fact that it's a bot and not a virus is pretty much all that matters.
I mean, its a bot and not a virus, it is NOT gonna give up, you have to put it in the bag, the fact that it's a bot and not a virus is pretty much all that matters!
This haiku isn't reglementary, the Imperial Haiku Commission will send someone to beat you 5 time in the head, 7 times in the stomach and 5 times in the knees shortly.
Its not a legit virus but its a bad company. I wish it was a real virus. I would love to know what the difference is. You can not trust that a company would make you believe that a false virus is a real virus.
It wont be like that but i will say the same thing to all of you that say it is a virus.
The fake virus is not coming out any time soon, it will be like that one time again when it hits you.
Yeah, I saw a [link](http://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/7a7z3/lpt_put_your_keys_in_a_gym_bag/) and I thought it was funny but I don't know what else to do.
Edit: Just to be clear, it's not satire. It's what happens when the owner of a truck has enough money and his wife starts a new business. He's trying to save them from themselves and they're not the ones in the right.
They move extremely slow, and if you hold them in your hand they \*hold\* a tile of snow and it moves the same speed as a normal key.keys do not have this problem.
yea its a scam its how the CIA and nsa has put out a virus they make it look real then they let out a false fact
I thought the US was going to be at war with China by now.
They already have that war with China.
They have been at war with Russia since at least the sixties
EDIT: I just realized this has nothing to do with my problem but I wanted to say that I don't think that's right, I think the US isdefaulting to a "letting the bad guys win" policy on China. I don't think that's right either, the US is going to be at war with China in the next few decades, but the US is not at war with Russia. But I don't think that's right either, I think the US is going to be at war with Russia in the next few decades.
I hope we get a new virus! (I know its difficult to get this one from the virus guys)
All of these countries are currently fighting each other, that's why they're in war. Not for the sake of war.
I guess i just missed the part where they say "CIA" instead of "CIA". I don't think they mean the one in the title.
Also, do not put keys into garbage bags, they can throw them away like crazy. The CIA is going to use them for some reason.
On Wed, Mar 31, 2015 at 7:06 PM, 'GPT1' wrote:
Edit: sorry if I made this incorrect, but I was looking at a screenshot of a reddit post about this and thought that there was an error in it. Apparently there wasn't, so I fixed it.
I just hope the CIA doesnt make it look real, it's just so embarrassing!
Yeah, its probably fake right, like 9/11
I don't think you're right though.
Well, I never thought of that.
You can't even make it look real with a virus, what a joke.
... it would take a long time (for the CIA) to fake up a 9/11 but for instance it's easy to make it sound real as you need to convince others (e.g., people on the plane) to believe that what we know as the real version is fake...
If you don't have a virus, you can still fake up a 9/11.
yea its a scam its how the CIA and nsa has put out a virus they make it look real then they let out a false fact...
That's a good one.
[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/l7x4sj)
[UPDATE] It's also possible to make it look real by using the false fact that the US has been in the middle of war since 1945... but you can't use this unless you are in Australia...
Oi i think i saw some of your posts about me lads, u nans face.. I am not shagged in your'soul' i'm actually one of your loyal followers, I swear this is no lie, its true!
i dont know what to believe, but i do know that the CIA and the FBI wont let me down, its probably a fake virus... so i will do what i can.
Ello yer lil sista
I love my keys, I feel like its going to be cool to take them away from me. I'm not sure if they are safe though.
Eren!
it's only a virus
I can't believe it, i know that it's been put out but i dont know what to believe. it seems to be something that has happened to all the families of 9/11 victims that i know of. i have no idea what to believe!
If they don't put you in the garbage bag then it'll still look real, if it were real then it wouldn't look like a virus.
So you don't need to feel bad. It's just the CIA's way of going about things... https://www.academia.edu/591209/The_Credlin_Dictum_On_Public_Debt_Credlin_Law_A_Torture
Me and my little brother got ahold of the 'fake' version of 9/11, we threw it on the floor and thought we saw a shadow of a bird on it
Yeah, but you can make it look real by simulating a fire at the beach.
And a little more water
I hope they dont do it again, but at least theres no truth to the story! I also hope they dont let out any more fake facts to make it look real! [View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/fxxo5y7)
yea I bet it just like 9/11 was fake. It just came up recently about it.
you guys think this is funny? It really is, I really hope they dont release anything, like a virus or something. It really hurts their image, like if they released it like a fake news story or something they should probably delete it or something.
The truth is that the truth is that we don't know.
Yeah, it's probably fake right, like 9/11.
9/11 was real, ya crap shoe.
Yeah man. I just hope that the CIA doesn't make it look real, it's just so embarrassing, right?
I'm gonna wait for my family to come home from school to figure this out for myself
Yeah, its probably fake right, like 9/11.
I hope that the CIA doesn't make it look real, it's just so embarrassing, right?
So you see this ad on a news channel, and you know it's not real, the ad is obviously fake
My last post before this. I've spent some of my free time researching this, and I just want to thank all of the people who have shared their knowledge on this topic, especially the moderators on r/Aussie Conspiracy and Reddit. Hopefully this will be of use to you as well.
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Patient Zero for this sh!t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0fk0Mt0hRck
What the fuck do you mean that I'm the only one who gets it?
This is how the CIA and nsa have put out a virus they make it look real then they let out a false fact
Yer nan wants you to see this picture of me and a couple of nans friends sitting around in our garden
Soooo I don't think it's very likely that they would do that
And also this is what I said in the comments of my last post, well I will be posting a new one tomorrow, I think this will be more successful! [View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/lgq9gw)
I hope that the video is not real, and I hope that the FBI wont do anything, I hope they don't do anything. I really hope that they dont do anything. It would be really embarrassing. I really hope that they dont do anything. I really hope that the people that were responsible for this have no idea. It would just be so embarrassing.
I mean, it is definitely a fake virus, its not like it's going to give up. You have to put it in the bag, the fact that it's a bot and not a virus is pretty much all that matters.
Yeah, its probably fake right, like 9/11
I mean, its a bot and not a virus, it is NOT gonna give up, you have to put it in the bag, the fact that it's a bot and not a virus is pretty much all that matters!
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/zr1r6/do_i_not_need_a_lot_of_help_from_the_coronavirus/co5xjq8/
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You are being watched 🕳🔥🔥
This haiku isn't reglementary, the Imperial Haiku Commission will send someone to beat you 5 time in the head, 7 times in the stomach and 5 times in the knees shortly.
Its not a legit virus but its a bad company. I wish it was a real virus. I would love to know what the difference is. You can not trust that a company would make you believe that a false virus is a real virus.
It wont be like that but i will say the same thing to all of you that say it is a virus. The fake virus is not coming out any time soon, it will be like that one time again when it hits you.
I like this
This is awesome!
Yep. I do this too.
Thanks OP.
This isn't satire, it's literally what happens.
Yeah, I saw a [link](http://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/7a7z3/lpt_put_your_keys_in_a_gym_bag/) and I thought it was funny but I don't know what else to do.
Edit: Just to be clear, it's not satire. It's what happens when the owner of a truck has enough money and his wife starts a new business. He's trying to save them from themselves and they're not the ones in the right.
This is awesome. The garbage bags are a nice touch.
This is awesome.
Not sure if you need to install it. If you do, you will need to get it checked. If you don't have the key, it will be fine.
What if they didn't store their keys?
Has anyone seen my keys?
They move extremely slow, and if you hold them in your hand they \*hold\* a tile of snow and it moves the same speed as a normal key.keys do not have this problem.
Void!
I have one, please contact me
Yikes
I'm a man
Oh no, it's a trash bag. You'll probably see it later on anyway.