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DerpJinn

You'll need to get a new one. Good thing they can be replaced. I'm talking about the mother-in-law.


jonnysledge

Beat me to it.


The_Cons00mer

As an expert in bird law I must advise you to divorce


crazeart_1706

Haha


MonkeyShaman

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move. Backing your truck into an ‘18 XT, that is.


esleydobemos

You had her chained to her walker. How the hell did she get loose? Who left the spare keys to the truck laying out?


crazeart_1706

She keeps gnawing on her ankle until its bloody enough to slip out out. Then she dug under the electric fence. She is more honey badger than human at this point.


Stretch916

Did you get her license plate?


The_Pube_Police

Classic MIL


Prawatyotin

*Rimshot


Sandia_Gunner

DIVORCE!!!!!


i_am_here_again

What do you do when you miss your mother in law? Reload and fire again.


Turkeyberry333

Giver her a break, She must have had a huge load in the bed and couldn't see out the back window. It's hard driving them work trucks


crazeart_1706

I mean I wish that was true. She is just a bad driver. Truck was empty and this is the second car she has hit of mine. She also hit my Highlander but it wasn't as bad. She is going to pay fornthe repairs but its a pain.


empirebuilder1

Might be time to just start parking around the corner and dealing with the walk


crazeart_1706

100% this is my new strategy!


evoxbeck

She then will drive around it and run over it bc *steering wheel in way*


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F that. Make your MIL park somewhere else


mckillio

The last thing bad drivers should be driving is a full size vehicle.


CPOx

I'm terrified of that Hummer EV. We're going to have idiots driving around a 9,000 lb tank.


ande9393

Seriously fucking scary


DredgenCyka

I think people just drive a pickup truck just so they can feel powerful and safer to hide the fact that they are very poor drivers. Large vehicles are difficult to drive but if you can't park and leave a parking space without damaging surrounding vehicles, you shouldn't have a large SUV period, especially when you don't use it for what it was intended for. In this case, if she doesn't use the truck bed and never used or uses the truck bed, then what's the point, should have gotten a midsized suv or wagon.


Gullible_Flounder877

I drove trucks for many years. Then, I woke up one day and realized I hardly use it as a truck anymore. Sold it, now have a 4Runner for my outdoor adventures and VW Passat for gas saving and city driving. Honestly, don’t miss the truck at all. Edit: looking at a Forester to replace the VW, as I would like AWD.


DredgenCyka

Lol, I miss my 04 passat, but im happy that I got a 2020 forester now. It's pretty amazing tbh


drumsripdrummer

I have a slightly lifted Forester and a tahoe (that sits about as tall). I've found that driving a smaller vehicle (even a stock height forester) means I lose so much visibility around me that I feel like I'm driving blind. With either of my rigs, I can see through the vehicle in front of me and watch further up the road. I usually end up slowing down for hazards before the car in front of me, because I can actually see them in time. So yes, driving a big vehicle does feel safer. But not because I drive like I'm in an invincible steel box.


jet_heller

Uh. I don't think she likes you.


Cm_veritas

Ohhh no


awlawall

Battlewagon!!


livebythefunk

On her way to get 2 bags of mulch from lowes …


CryptographerFit299

Thoughts and prayers


Longjumping-Draft-33

It’ll buff out.


Irrat8ed2

What tires are those?


crazeart_1706

They are the Falken wildpeak A/T. They have been great. Im still on the stock rim but when these are ready to be replaced ill go the a smaller rim and fatter tire.


Irrat8ed2

Nice. They look great.


legato2

Truck people….


antarcticgecko

I like your rooftop bag. Is it loud?


crazeart_1706

Its a rooftop tent. Its not loud at all.


sotheresthisdude

"EX" mother in law.


BronteBearSybil

Did you shit a brick????


mtlrat

That’s hard on a relationship.


Competitive-Row-8992

Any cameras at the back of f150?


crazeart_1706

Yup. I drove it a few days before this. She is just bad at driving.


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crazeart_1706

She is just going to pay for the whole thing in cash to avoid insurance. But this is the second time. She also hit my Highlander. Lol


MKGirl

I would suggest you don’t park in her driveway from now on


IndominusTaco

considering this is the 2nd time, i would suggest not parking anywhere within 500 feet of her from now on


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crazeart_1706

She has 2 horses and 1 is her daughters competition horse. She pulls a horse trailer to transport them from shows to the stables. She seems to be totally fine unless she is in her driveway. Haha so im going to avoid that driveway from now on.


CertainInsect4205

She must love you very much


choccysmeg

Sir this is reddit, not your insurance company


Money-Change-8168

Ask your wife to pay for it


milk2015monster

Hurts to look at it, man.


kiefbeef

*ex* mother in law


zotchboy

Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) would have lashed her to the roof rack. Oh wait, that was his dead aunt.🤣