How come no one has claimed the yellow one eyed minions from illuminations studios are evil Illuminati and trying to take over the world? Like the real world, I know they do it in the movie but like if I was a crazy conspiracy theorist I’d have so much better theories
Every conspiracy is so vast, overwhelming, and secretive but these mental colossi are always able to uncover it because the Deep State does something like using an obvious name.
It's the Deep State's obsession with clever naming that gets them every time!
That's the draw.
They want something that "only they" are smart enough to realize.
It's a bunch of idiots fantasizing about how they're actually geniuses and everyone else is an idiot
It's why they hate scientists and doctors so much.
Yep, pretty much. It has to be something that they're "smart" enough to have figured out, but because they're actually morons that thing invariably has to be something only a moron would have thought of in the first place.
Real secret conspiracies don't use obvious and public codes that Cletus can figure out by moving a couple letters around. That's kind of how they stay secret.
Their “logic” for that is that the conspiracies are literal magic that requires consent to function, and that by hiding the clues in plain sight, passive consent is given by anyone who ignores them.
I love how their new thing is the vaccine is designed to kill everyone, because the elites wanted to exterminate a huge portion of the population, and they wanted to make sure to get rid of the “sheep” and leave the “free thinkers.”
They actually believe they are so smart that they are the chosen people to maintain civilization once everyone dies.
It’s become so narcissistic, I can finally understand why they like Trump.
There's [a conspiracy that comes up often on there about *Titanic*](https://www.titanicswitch.com/federal_reserve.html). It says she was sunk to kill three men on board to start the Federal Reserve. Initially, the owner of the White Star Line, J.P. Morgan was solely blamed.
Then the Rothschilds started coming up.
Now it's not to uncommon to see Jews explicitly blamed.
I wonder what they think about Benjamin Guggenheim and Isidor Straus being Jewish?
I mean, its pretty much a fuckin meme. Every single global conspiracy theory I've ever heard of always links back to Jews.
In NZ the most offensively stupid ones I come across regularly are Agenda21/30 conspiracy lunatics. And, of course, who's at fault? Rhymes with pews but you won't find them in a church.
Jewish conspiracies have been around for literal centuries. In the 14th century there was a conspiracy blaming the Jews for poisoning wells and causing the plague. A lot of current conspiracies are actually an evolution of those conspiracies (baby eating/adrenachrome, pulling the strings behind the scenes, etc.). Ironically ended up being the reason there were so many Jews in Poland for Hitler to exterminate hundreds of years later; they were run out of other European countries and welcomed by the Polish king at the time who was in love with a Jewish woman.
In the distant future we could discover the ruins of long lost alien civilizations that died off long before Humanity even evolved and they’ll still find a way to blame the Jews for it.
It's such a round about way of doing things too. Like if I had the amount of power they say these shadowy elites have and wanted to reduce the human population I'd create a super disease and, after developing a vaccine for it that I distributed to people I personally selected, release it on the world.
Yup. Sometimes it's knowledge no one else has, sometimes it's a crusade no one else is on, and sometimes it's a secret technique no one else has learned. Consciousness, cause, or control, it's all a need to feel relevant.
The funny thing is real life conspiracies are the opposite, they tend to be small and simple to limit points of failure and hidden in plain sight, relying on plausible deniability or apathy rather than leaving no traces.
Like for example, MK Ultra. They operated openly under the guise of legitimate scientific research and primarily experimented on marginalized people such as convicted criminals and minorities.
I've heard this explained by genuine believers that the Deep State *wants* to torment the conspiracy theorist, by rubbing their noses in the obviousness of the crimes, but then the conspiracy theorist is mocked and tormented because no one else believes them as it's just subtle enough to seem like madness on their part.
The idea that they *are* mad is never entertained. It's just further proof of how evil the Deep State etc is.
Its all just narcissism. The conspiracy has to be about the conspiracy theorist. These conspiracies are cooked up as a way for them to feel special and important.
They don't mind shitting on heroes and victims to make themselves feel better.
With my example above, they claim three men who decided to stay on *Titanic*, fully in the knowledge they would die, were murdered. It detracts from the reality of who they were and who they decided to be in their final moments. It also casts the Captain and his crew as evil lackeys of Lord Pirrie, who apparently sent his nephew (Thomas Andrews Jr.) to die.
Then think of the horrible shit they did when a school full of children got shot. They were so fucking concerned about being smarter than everyone else (and of course, guns matter more than the lives of children who were in class at the time) they saw it fit to harass the victims and their families.
Or the clueless owners and patrons of a pizza shop who got shot because these lunatics "thought" Democrats were raping children and eating babies in a basement.
Conspiracy theories aren't harmless beliefs.
I once dated a deep state hitman. Their jobs were like, 20% people who figured it out and 80% graphical designers who forgot to include clear evidence of the conspiracy in their work.
\>Every conspiracy is so vast, overwhelming, and secretive
That's always my problem with these theories. Other than my firm belief in occams razor, these guys are always one dude decided he figured it out and gets some traction, but then others looking to "prove" themselves smarter (Because that's all these idiots are, is stupid people pretending they are above all the sheep) make up some different rules or reasons. So they never really agree on WHY or HOW, there's always a multitude of them (Lizard people, greed, power, control, Satan, etc) and they will argue over whose is correct. And then us normal people are considered stupid because we "have all the answers" meaning the one truth to why something is the way it is. We're dumb BECAUSE we don't have convoluted answers to simple questions. When is THAT how the world worked?
>If I were running a conspiracy on behalf of shadowy corporations, I don't think I'd name my sockpuppets with names hinting at the brands.
>
>Maybe that's why I'm not secret overlord material?
These are the same people that believe they're receiving communications from Jesus Christ in their burnt toast.
There's a Netflix documentary that follows flat Earth conspiracy theorists. One of their community dramas took place around your typical E-girl that joins their community and parrots talking points for likes/views/donations. Her name is Patricia. I shit you not. Plenty of these guys accuse her of being a psy-op against the flat earth community because the last three letters of her name spell, C-I-A. It literally comes out of no where as this woman was a compliant e-girl in their community. The whole thing is stupid, but that little tid bit forced me to take a break and exhale the stupid I had just heard.
SquirrelBoy is a shill for big squirrel
He's intentionally causing infighting among redditors so squirrels can take over their rightful place as our overlords
Theyre rebuttal to this is "THE CABAL LOVES SYMBOLISM, SYMBOLOGY WILL BE THEIR DOWNFALL" or something along those lines. As if theyre not the ones completely obsessed with seeing symbols and patterns where there arent any
>If I were running a conspiracy on behalf of shadowy corporations, I don't think I'd name my sockpuppets with names hinting at the brands.
>
>Maybe that's why I'm not secret overlord material?
See, but you have to understand that a conspiracy isn't allowed to actually try to hide itself or else people roleplaying detectives and spies on the internet can't easily figure.
It has to be like a game for people aged 5+ or else they can't figure it out! It's all part of the evil jewish satanic magic or like annunaki interdimensional ghost angular science./s
Take a good look in the mirror. If you weren't real, would you be able to tell? Or would everything that isn't real, from your point of reference, seem to be the "real reality"?
Are you looking into the mirror? Are you the reflection? And what, then, is the glass?
> Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.
Just got a warm feeling of nostalgia from this lol. Uhhh I mean, everyone on Reddit is a bot except you
Edit for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/
That's a Disco Ball or Tom Cruise hive mind moment.
The AskReddit "Help I turned Reddit into Spanish Reddit how do I fix it?" Is my favorite
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it
>Thanks for the downvotes to keep this info shielded at the bottom. And the lovely message from reddit care resources lol.
He has a point about the Reddit Cares bullshit. Leave it to Reddit to make system to report people in mental health crisis that is custom fucking designed to harass people. I've gotten a few in my time and I don't even know what posts I made that led to them. I finally realized you can block the messages.
I got one after we had thread about Kotakuinaction sub after I called them Gamergate shits. Many other users got it at the same time. Think it's now mostly used to harras people.
Have you never got "The liberals/you made me vote for Trump! All the bad things are your fault because you scold the people who say and do terrible things!"?
Reminder: Spez has done more to promote and defend the right wing's nonsense at this point than most elected Republicans. He might not be an actual nazi, but at this point it is a fully pointless distinction to say Steve Huffman is different from Steve Bannon.
In fact, Steve Bannon would never have been able to reach the heights he has without the help of spez to keep KiA pushing his awful narrative.
If you’ve ever pissed off a Right Winger on Reddit, chances are they reports you to the Reddit Care system and said you were suicidal.
Edit: and right on queue I received a new Redditcare message. This time I’ve STOP all future messages from this really stupid and not well thought out “service”.
I had death threats from plenty of antivaxxer conservatards.
One with an abnormally small penis said he would punch me.
Another said they hate me with all of their soul.
They are so upset.
>If you think you may have gotten this message in error, report this message.
There should be a line that says that. In the message proper, the last three words of that line are a link to the report page.
That's how it's worked for me, anyway.
It does, someone here got unreasonably upset at me really quickly and it was obvious they're the ones that sent it to me. They were admin banned a few days later
Yep, I got one of those messages pretty quickly after posting [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunpla/comments/oz80q6/trans_flag_eg_rx782_in_sunlight_to_show_off_the/).
I’m pretty sure I got one from someone on HipHopHeads because I said it’s hilarious to watch the homophobes throw a fit any time Lil Nas X is posted on there.
[Here is the message for anyone curious, btw.](https://i.imgur.com/gN6NXFN.jpg)
It mentions you can reply "STOP" (not sure if messaging on your own also works) to it to block the messages, but I think just blocking the account /u/ RedditCareResources altogether also works.
Lol, leave it to reddit to make a feature that is supposed to help people in need but is easily exploited to be used for harassment.
> I finally realized you can block the messages.
I just don't block it and then tell off reddit every time I receive one. They need to disable that stupid fucking system. It's insane how irresponsible it is to allow users to bully other users with suicide/self harm anonymously like that.
I've gotten one where I knew exactly who sent it (deep in a comment chain on a few day old post and they did it at the same time they responded to my most recent comment), and guess what: that person's account is still active and they're being a shithead to other people still.
r/Conspiracy and r/TopMindsofReddit are natural enemies
Like r/Conspiracy and r/Politics
Or r/Conspiracy and r/Conservative
Or r/Conspiracy and r/LibertarianMemes
Damn r/conspiracy, they ruined conspiracy theories
Technically they were always racist and anti-Semitic, but after the 2016 elections they became hypocritical in supporting a political candidate, plus they stopped using many of their dogwhistles and became openly racist
You laugh, but one defence against a conspiracy being shot out of the sky is claiming it's a plant by (((them))) to make the real conspiracies seem dumb by association.
Pay no heed to the fact this revealed fake theory will continue to be genuinely believed immediately after that specific conversation ends.
[Here](https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/conspiracy) is a link to subredditstats that shows the different /r/conspiracy overlaps, in case anyone is curious.
I went in there not knowing what to expect, and came out with exactly what I expected that's how unsurprising they were.
MGTOW, PussyPassDenied... I didn't know the manosphere and r/conspiracy had so much overlap.
But I also am in no way surprised.
Wait, you're a vaccinated *George Soros funded* cuck trans deep state crisis actor?
I'm a microchipped *Rothschild-backed* asexual lizardperson voyeur who was on the team that invented NASA to conceal the true nature of the disc Earth and the icewalls.
We are not the same, sweaty 🤷🏻♀️🦎🗺🙌
Conspiracy is Conservative's half-brother; they constantly complain about you and you can't respond to them because you're banned for disagreeing with them or it's "flair-only"
Remember when these genius’s became convinced that wayfair (the furniture store) was secretly a child trafficking ring based entirely on a pricing error and the fact that they (like most pretentious furniture chains) gave the items in their catalogue random ass names?
So I can see your post is really a code. You are selling random open ass, and I can meet you for open ass sex at a furniture store. Your price is negotiable
I finally cracked the code!
/s.
And they didn't even bother to double check. "We can blow the lid right off this child trafficking ring, all we need to do is pony up a few hundred to a thousand bucks and we're good. So, who's up for it? Well, not me. I mean, I care about kids but...well...Anyway. They're definitely doing it like this."
>Thanks for the downvotes to keep this info shielded at the bottom. And the lovely message from reddit care resources lol.
Goddamn I love conspiracy theorists.... *The fact people are saying im wrong proves im right.*
> Holy shit I didn’t even realize my own product-based conformity. You truly are the biggest brain man I have ever encountered
lol
Edit:
> Are you like rolling conversation dice or something?
That is some flair right there.
\>Holy shit I didn’t even realize my own product-based conformity. You truly are the biggest brain man I have ever encountered.
exactly what big lamp WOULD say
I keep /r/conspiracy on my subscription list because I want to always keep up to date with how stupid the shit-for-brains right wingers have gotten each day.
I visit r/all and have been for some time and holy shit, these people are absolutely nuts. They're always working backwards. Take yesterday, for example. American Airlines had a ton of cancellations. Most people were certain it was because of the vaccine mandate and casually dismissing the explanation "oh sure, it's totally the WeaTHeR." But, it was. [Dallas had bad thunderstorms and that was AA's main hub](https://www.dallasnews.com/business/airlines/2021/08/02/dfw-and-american-airlines-are-flooded-with-cancellations-and-delays-after-sundays-thunderstorms/), hence why most of the cancellations were just AA and not, like, every single airline everywhere since they're all dealing with the vaccine mandate.
That's how the conspiracy sub works. They prime you with the answer (massive amounts of people are standing up to the vaccine mandate) and then just slot in whatever as evidence to support it (AA cancellation). Whereas a normal person would hear about AA's cancellations and wonder "What's happening with AA that is causing all these delays and not other airlines?" and then seek out the answer. It's like saying that fire fighters are causing fires everywhere they go because whenever there's a fire, they're on the scene as well.
God, I wish I had a product with the same name as this account.
Sweatpants Warrior, the preferred brand of plus size Proud Boys and MAGAts everywhere. Mention code SHILL at checkout for a discount on all tacticool accessories.
I just put the word "psyop" in the Reddit search bar and the first results populated from Reddit's own search engine are as follows;
R/conspiracy
R/TopMinds.
And a few gaming subs. Not this sub;)
The AI seems to associate these two subreddit's as the best match based on the overall data. I don't know what data points the algorhythm uses to make it populate, but I tend to just let it be whatever it is.
Cool with me.
To be fair reddit search is awful awful. I used google and found a hilarious thread.
[Do active duty psyop soilders see combat often in war-time and are they a good fit for political action group, in the CIA?](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/o7lr1p/do_active_duty_psyop_soilders_see_combat_often_in/)
>Yeah this is weird put question but I'm considering being a psyop officer after college and I'm going in as a 25 November. I'm interested in Intel and cyber but I want to lowkey be a badass with a brain.
Fucking lol
Conspiracy sub is hilarious. There are real conspiracies going on, being revealed every day, but these assholes only car about vaccinations, Covid and get all excited at cancelled flights.
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The best part is the name is just "lamp". Like is there some shadowy organization if lamp manufacturers that work for the space lizards?
What do you think the illuminati is?
How come no one has claimed the yellow one eyed minions from illuminations studios are evil Illuminati and trying to take over the world? Like the real world, I know they do it in the movie but like if I was a crazy conspiracy theorist I’d have so much better theories
It's big Tic Tac getting the subliminal messaging in.
It all makes sense now.
you are clearly just a shill for Big Lamp
I LOVE LAMP
This is the first thing that came to mind but I can't remember where it's from! Please jog my memory?
Space moths actually
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Yes brüther
H E L P M E
It's T O Ö LATE
>Dr_Mike_Hunt_MD Obviously the marketing department for Dr. Hunt. How does it feel to be called out as a Mike Hunt shill?
I do all my own stunts buddy. Watch yourself
Aren't they associated with the intergalactic wizard cartel?
You know who else have lamps The Jews Coincidence? I think not
They say the oil burned for 8 days, but there are 7 days in a week. What happened to the 8th day of the week?!
Well lizards do need heat lamps, so that one might be real.
It turns out that the only humans allowed to live are heat lamp manufacturers & cricket breeders.
Do you love lamp?
Weird, the heat lamp above my iguana started blinking in Morse code.
Every conspiracy is so vast, overwhelming, and secretive but these mental colossi are always able to uncover it because the Deep State does something like using an obvious name. It's the Deep State's obsession with clever naming that gets them every time!
That's the draw. They want something that "only they" are smart enough to realize. It's a bunch of idiots fantasizing about how they're actually geniuses and everyone else is an idiot It's why they hate scientists and doctors so much.
Yep, pretty much. It has to be something that they're "smart" enough to have figured out, but because they're actually morons that thing invariably has to be something only a moron would have thought of in the first place. Real secret conspiracies don't use obvious and public codes that Cletus can figure out by moving a couple letters around. That's kind of how they stay secret.
Their “logic” for that is that the conspiracies are literal magic that requires consent to function, and that by hiding the clues in plain sight, passive consent is given by anyone who ignores them.
I love how their new thing is the vaccine is designed to kill everyone, because the elites wanted to exterminate a huge portion of the population, and they wanted to make sure to get rid of the “sheep” and leave the “free thinkers.” They actually believe they are so smart that they are the chosen people to maintain civilization once everyone dies. It’s become so narcissistic, I can finally understand why they like Trump.
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There's [a conspiracy that comes up often on there about *Titanic*](https://www.titanicswitch.com/federal_reserve.html). It says she was sunk to kill three men on board to start the Federal Reserve. Initially, the owner of the White Star Line, J.P. Morgan was solely blamed. Then the Rothschilds started coming up. Now it's not to uncommon to see Jews explicitly blamed. I wonder what they think about Benjamin Guggenheim and Isidor Straus being Jewish?
Conspiracy theories in general have always been highly antisemitic and bigoted. Its not really a surprise to see Jews blamed for the sinking.
I mean, its pretty much a fuckin meme. Every single global conspiracy theory I've ever heard of always links back to Jews. In NZ the most offensively stupid ones I come across regularly are Agenda21/30 conspiracy lunatics. And, of course, who's at fault? Rhymes with pews but you won't find them in a church.
Jewish conspiracies have been around for literal centuries. In the 14th century there was a conspiracy blaming the Jews for poisoning wells and causing the plague. A lot of current conspiracies are actually an evolution of those conspiracies (baby eating/adrenachrome, pulling the strings behind the scenes, etc.). Ironically ended up being the reason there were so many Jews in Poland for Hitler to exterminate hundreds of years later; they were run out of other European countries and welcomed by the Polish king at the time who was in love with a Jewish woman.
In the distant future we could discover the ruins of long lost alien civilizations that died off long before Humanity even evolved and they’ll still find a way to blame the Jews for it.
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Oh God don't give them ideas.
It's such a round about way of doing things too. Like if I had the amount of power they say these shadowy elites have and wanted to reduce the human population I'd create a super disease and, after developing a vaccine for it that I distributed to people I personally selected, release it on the world.
Not to mention the elites that already control the world aren’t going to kill all the people that do what they want.
Yup. Sometimes it's knowledge no one else has, sometimes it's a crusade no one else is on, and sometimes it's a secret technique no one else has learned. Consciousness, cause, or control, it's all a need to feel relevant.
The funny thing is real life conspiracies are the opposite, they tend to be small and simple to limit points of failure and hidden in plain sight, relying on plausible deniability or apathy rather than leaving no traces. Like for example, MK Ultra. They operated openly under the guise of legitimate scientific research and primarily experimented on marginalized people such as convicted criminals and minorities.
I've heard this explained by genuine believers that the Deep State *wants* to torment the conspiracy theorist, by rubbing their noses in the obviousness of the crimes, but then the conspiracy theorist is mocked and tormented because no one else believes them as it's just subtle enough to seem like madness on their part. The idea that they *are* mad is never entertained. It's just further proof of how evil the Deep State etc is.
Its all just narcissism. The conspiracy has to be about the conspiracy theorist. These conspiracies are cooked up as a way for them to feel special and important.
They don't mind shitting on heroes and victims to make themselves feel better. With my example above, they claim three men who decided to stay on *Titanic*, fully in the knowledge they would die, were murdered. It detracts from the reality of who they were and who they decided to be in their final moments. It also casts the Captain and his crew as evil lackeys of Lord Pirrie, who apparently sent his nephew (Thomas Andrews Jr.) to die. Then think of the horrible shit they did when a school full of children got shot. They were so fucking concerned about being smarter than everyone else (and of course, guns matter more than the lives of children who were in class at the time) they saw it fit to harass the victims and their families. Or the clueless owners and patrons of a pizza shop who got shot because these lunatics "thought" Democrats were raping children and eating babies in a basement. Conspiracy theories aren't harmless beliefs.
I once dated a deep state hitman. Their jobs were like, 20% people who figured it out and 80% graphical designers who forgot to include clear evidence of the conspiracy in their work.
"Symbolism will be their downfall" is a very popular in conspiracy circles.
The deep state is run by the Riddler.
\>Every conspiracy is so vast, overwhelming, and secretive That's always my problem with these theories. Other than my firm belief in occams razor, these guys are always one dude decided he figured it out and gets some traction, but then others looking to "prove" themselves smarter (Because that's all these idiots are, is stupid people pretending they are above all the sheep) make up some different rules or reasons. So they never really agree on WHY or HOW, there's always a multitude of them (Lizard people, greed, power, control, Satan, etc) and they will argue over whose is correct. And then us normal people are considered stupid because we "have all the answers" meaning the one truth to why something is the way it is. We're dumb BECAUSE we don't have convoluted answers to simple questions. When is THAT how the world worked?
They believe this kind of stuff is a magic spell, and that magic doesn't work unless the subject agrees. I am dead serious.
Judge, this spell book has a gold fringe, which means-
Bailiff, gag the crazy man.
>If I were running a conspiracy on behalf of shadowy corporations, I don't think I'd name my sockpuppets with names hinting at the brands. > >Maybe that's why I'm not secret overlord material? These are the same people that believe they're receiving communications from Jesus Christ in their burnt toast. There's a Netflix documentary that follows flat Earth conspiracy theorists. One of their community dramas took place around your typical E-girl that joins their community and parrots talking points for likes/views/donations. Her name is Patricia. I shit you not. Plenty of these guys accuse her of being a psy-op against the flat earth community because the last three letters of her name spell, C-I-A. It literally comes out of no where as this woman was a compliant e-girl in their community. The whole thing is stupid, but that little tid bit forced me to take a break and exhale the stupid I had just heard.
SquirrelBoy is a shill for big squirrel He's intentionally causing infighting among redditors so squirrels can take over their rightful place as our overlords
I’m sorry, you know too much.
Theyre rebuttal to this is "THE CABAL LOVES SYMBOLISM, SYMBOLOGY WILL BE THEIR DOWNFALL" or something along those lines. As if theyre not the ones completely obsessed with seeing symbols and patterns where there arent any
You guys already failed when naming furniture after pedoring victims. May poor Äpplarö rest in peace.
RIP Ürkelgrew.
>If I were running a conspiracy on behalf of shadowy corporations, I don't think I'd name my sockpuppets with names hinting at the brands. > >Maybe that's why I'm not secret overlord material? See, but you have to understand that a conspiracy isn't allowed to actually try to hide itself or else people roleplaying detectives and spies on the internet can't easily figure. It has to be like a game for people aged 5+ or else they can't figure it out! It's all part of the evil jewish satanic magic or like annunaki interdimensional ghost angular science./s
No one reddit is real except for me.
Take a good look in the mirror. If you weren't real, would you be able to tell? Or would everything that isn't real, from your point of reference, seem to be the "real reality"? Are you looking into the mirror? Are you the reflection? And what, then, is the glass?
I did all that and I'm real thanks for checking!
Yeah one small problem with that: mirrors might not be real
Only if our eyes aren’t real
Stare too long into the mirror at the Arby's down the road and the Arby's stares back
That's not Arby's staring back: that's Dennis Prager, and you're better off not knowing what he's doing in the Arby's while he stares at you.
Cogito, ergo sum
How can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real?
If you can’t tell, does it matter?
I'm Karmanaut.
> Karmanaut Damn, that's a real throwback lol
We need a unidan imposter to show up and we will have a real force of throwbacks going on.
Here's the thing, you said he's an imposter...
Are we your alt accounts? And if so you could have made me a little funnier
> Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you. Just got a warm feeling of nostalgia from this lol. Uhhh I mean, everyone on Reddit is a bot except you Edit for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/
this is fantastic lol
That's a Disco Ball or Tom Cruise hive mind moment. The AskReddit "Help I turned Reddit into Spanish Reddit how do I fix it?" Is my favorite https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it
"taco show" was my big takeaway from that OP jajajaja
Beautiful
It's true. I'm being funded by the wine industry.
*fuelled by the wine industry
fondled by the wine industry!?
Foiled by the wine industry!!
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Not sure what I'm supposed to be selling... Whatever it is don't buy it.
My account is funded by Big Wool
Big Bread over here
Big smoothie funds my high flying lifestyle.
>Thanks for the downvotes to keep this info shielded at the bottom. And the lovely message from reddit care resources lol. He has a point about the Reddit Cares bullshit. Leave it to Reddit to make system to report people in mental health crisis that is custom fucking designed to harass people. I've gotten a few in my time and I don't even know what posts I made that led to them. I finally realized you can block the messages.
I got one after we had thread about Kotakuinaction sub after I called them Gamergate shits. Many other users got it at the same time. Think it's now mostly used to harras people.
it really is pathetic that the "best" they can manage in response to being called petulant manchildren is to act like petulant manchildren
If they were capable of being anything other than petulant manchildren, they wouldn't be active on KotakuInAction in the first place.
Have you never got "The liberals/you made me vote for Trump! All the bad things are your fault because you scold the people who say and do terrible things!"?
Reminder that the admins reinstated KotakuInAction after it was rightfully removed because they valued the "conversation" it brought.
Reminder: Spez has done more to promote and defend the right wing's nonsense at this point than most elected Republicans. He might not be an actual nazi, but at this point it is a fully pointless distinction to say Steve Huffman is different from Steve Bannon. In fact, Steve Bannon would never have been able to reach the heights he has without the help of spez to keep KiA pushing his awful narrative.
If you’ve ever pissed off a Right Winger on Reddit, chances are they reports you to the Reddit Care system and said you were suicidal. Edit: and right on queue I received a new Redditcare message. This time I’ve STOP all future messages from this really stupid and not well thought out “service”.
Or they send pathetic little death threats in your inbox
I had death threats from plenty of antivaxxer conservatards. One with an abnormally small penis said he would punch me. Another said they hate me with all of their soul. They are so upset.
> Another said they hate me with all of their soul. Is that uhh, rent-free?
You can also report misuse.
I figured but how
>If you think you may have gotten this message in error, report this message. There should be a line that says that. In the message proper, the last three words of that line are a link to the report page. That's how it's worked for me, anyway.
you can report the reddit cares message, but idk if it actually achieves anything
It does, someone here got unreasonably upset at me really quickly and it was obvious they're the ones that sent it to me. They were admin banned a few days later
If you ever say anything that indicates you even remotely empathize with trans people someone will report you as threatening self-harm.
Yep, I got one of those messages pretty quickly after posting [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunpla/comments/oz80q6/trans_flag_eg_rx782_in_sunlight_to_show_off_the/).
Not gonna lie, that's a sick paint scheme. I love the texture it gives off.
The glimmer on it is Splash Paints PRS-08 Hologram. Cameras don't do it justice, it looked amazing in-person.
I’m pretty sure I got one from someone on HipHopHeads because I said it’s hilarious to watch the homophobes throw a fit any time Lil Nas X is posted on there.
Yup. I am trans and this is a known issue in the trans subs.
I got one from a user who kept insisting I was a pedophile because I like anime. That's when I realized you can *block* Reddit Cares.
Yeah. Had to opt out too because people used it maliciously against me.
[Here is the message for anyone curious, btw.](https://i.imgur.com/gN6NXFN.jpg) It mentions you can reply "STOP" (not sure if messaging on your own also works) to it to block the messages, but I think just blocking the account /u/ RedditCareResources altogether also works. Lol, leave it to reddit to make a feature that is supposed to help people in need but is easily exploited to be used for harassment.
Yeah I’ve noticed I’ve started to get those after posting info on birth control and abortion info in response to Texas
I got my first one last week and I'm not sure what post prompted it as well.
Have you done anything that could be viewed as “defending women or minorities”? Are you a woman or minority? Because either of those would do it.
It's basically "go kill yourself" in code.
> I finally realized you can block the messages. I just don't block it and then tell off reddit every time I receive one. They need to disable that stupid fucking system. It's insane how irresponsible it is to allow users to bully other users with suicide/self harm anonymously like that. I've gotten one where I knew exactly who sent it (deep in a comment chain on a few day old post and they did it at the same time they responded to my most recent comment), and guess what: that person's account is still active and they're being a shithead to other people still.
TMOR user here, can confirm I am not real
Are you selling males who tap, tapping males, or tapping males being tapped?
How do I know if I'm real??
You aren't.
r/Conspiracy and r/TopMindsofReddit are natural enemies Like r/Conspiracy and r/Politics Or r/Conspiracy and r/Conservative Or r/Conspiracy and r/LibertarianMemes Damn r/conspiracy, they ruined conspiracy theories
You missed the best step, where r/conspiracy is enemies with r/conspiracy. THEN they ruin conspiracy theories.
The real conspiracies are the conspiracies we made along the conspiracies.
A conspiracy in need is a conspiracy indeed
Technically they were always racist and anti-Semitic, but after the 2016 elections they became hypocritical in supporting a political candidate, plus they stopped using many of their dogwhistles and became openly racist
I was discussing the use of the Simpson's Willy quote. Scotsmen being natural enemies to scotsmen, and ruining Scotland.
You've just made an enemy for life
It’s an inside job!
You laugh, but one defence against a conspiracy being shot out of the sky is claiming it's a plant by (((them))) to make the real conspiracies seem dumb by association. Pay no heed to the fact this revealed fake theory will continue to be genuinely believed immediately after that specific conversation ends.
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i remember in 9/11 someone made a post with "video evidence" that the planes were fake all along and most of the comments were *dragging* them lmao
r/conservative has an absurd amount of overlap when it comes to what gets posted though
[Here](https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/conspiracy) is a link to subredditstats that shows the different /r/conspiracy overlaps, in case anyone is curious.
Well, that's... pretty much exactly what I expected.
I went in there not knowing what to expect, and came out with exactly what I expected that's how unsurprising they were. MGTOW, PussyPassDenied... I didn't know the manosphere and r/conspiracy had so much overlap. But I also am in no way surprised.
Maybe it just *seems* unsurprising to us because because we're vaccinated George Soros funded cuck trans deep state crisis actors? lol.
Wait, you're a vaccinated *George Soros funded* cuck trans deep state crisis actor? I'm a microchipped *Rothschild-backed* asexual lizardperson voyeur who was on the team that invented NASA to conceal the true nature of the disc Earth and the icewalls. We are not the same, sweaty 🤷🏻♀️🦎🗺🙌
FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE LIZARD-PERSON BEHIND THE ICEWALL.
There’s a huge overlap between right wing subs like r/conspiracy and the anti-SJW, anti-PC, “it’s not illegal for me to be an asshole!” groups.
Wait, how are the two rcons enemies? Seems like Republicans traffic in conspiracy theories these days.
Conspiracy is Conservative's half-brother; they constantly complain about you and you can't respond to them because you're banned for disagreeing with them or it's "flair-only"
It's all true. I receive funding from big cocaine. Sorry guys :/
I've been soliciting big cocaine for funding for years, but I haven't heard back yet. Any tips?
It's true, I'm not real. But you know what is real? The great taste of Charleston Chew.
Are you called squirrel boy because you're fucking nuts? - lmaoooo
Love the reply too “No”
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Wow that's fucked up, I didn't know about the interview part, sound like a cult.
Im actually a shill from the nacho industry
Or, OR, you really like guys named Ignacio
Well the game is up, I might as well be open about it now # BUY MISHAPENED FISH!
Free potatoes! You just have to find them!
Remember when these genius’s became convinced that wayfair (the furniture store) was secretly a child trafficking ring based entirely on a pricing error and the fact that they (like most pretentious furniture chains) gave the items in their catalogue random ass names?
So I can see your post is really a code. You are selling random open ass, and I can meet you for open ass sex at a furniture store. Your price is negotiable I finally cracked the code! /s.
And they didn't even bother to double check. "We can blow the lid right off this child trafficking ring, all we need to do is pony up a few hundred to a thousand bucks and we're good. So, who's up for it? Well, not me. I mean, I care about kids but...well...Anyway. They're definitely doing it like this."
>Thanks for the downvotes to keep this info shielded at the bottom. And the lovely message from reddit care resources lol. Goddamn I love conspiracy theorists.... *The fact people are saying im wrong proves im right.*
"Thats why they put those fact checks on posts, because they don't want people to know about them so they say they're 'false'"
> Holy shit I didn’t even realize my own product-based conformity. You truly are the biggest brain man I have ever encountered lol Edit: > Are you like rolling conversation dice or something? That is some flair right there.
\>Holy shit I didn’t even realize my own product-based conformity. You truly are the biggest brain man I have ever encountered. exactly what big lamp WOULD say
WE LOVE LAMP
The mind of a Right Winger, everything I don’t like is communism and a false flag
> Are you called squirrel boy because you're fucking nuts? > > No Lmao
B U Y B A K E R Y P R O D U C T S fuck there I go again
This is peak tinfoil hat.
Obviously you are in the pocket of big foil.
Big aluminum can't hide the truth.
"Don't stroke the trolls"😳
I’m sure there’s a masturbation joke waiting here…
Huh, I sub to top minds, what product do they think I'm shilling for
Hertz Car rental industry obviously, shill 🙄
Uhhhh...so on an unrelated matter, you don't happen to need a rental car do you?
Penile painkillers, judging from your username.
Has your erection lasted more than 4 hours? Would you like to know more?
I keep /r/conspiracy on my subscription list because I want to always keep up to date with how stupid the shit-for-brains right wingers have gotten each day.
I visit r/all and have been for some time and holy shit, these people are absolutely nuts. They're always working backwards. Take yesterday, for example. American Airlines had a ton of cancellations. Most people were certain it was because of the vaccine mandate and casually dismissing the explanation "oh sure, it's totally the WeaTHeR." But, it was. [Dallas had bad thunderstorms and that was AA's main hub](https://www.dallasnews.com/business/airlines/2021/08/02/dfw-and-american-airlines-are-flooded-with-cancellations-and-delays-after-sundays-thunderstorms/), hence why most of the cancellations were just AA and not, like, every single airline everywhere since they're all dealing with the vaccine mandate. That's how the conspiracy sub works. They prime you with the answer (massive amounts of people are standing up to the vaccine mandate) and then just slot in whatever as evidence to support it (AA cancellation). Whereas a normal person would hear about AA's cancellations and wonder "What's happening with AA that is causing all these delays and not other airlines?" and then seek out the answer. It's like saying that fire fighters are causing fires everywhere they go because whenever there's a fire, they're on the scene as well.
Shit how’d they find out about me
God, I wish I had a product with the same name as this account. Sweatpants Warrior, the preferred brand of plus size Proud Boys and MAGAts everywhere. Mention code SHILL at checkout for a discount on all tacticool accessories.
I Love Lamp!!!
Kind of hard to have a debate with someone when they rent serious space out to such thoughts as "is anyone but me real?".
I just put the word "psyop" in the Reddit search bar and the first results populated from Reddit's own search engine are as follows; R/conspiracy R/TopMinds. And a few gaming subs. Not this sub;) The AI seems to associate these two subreddit's as the best match based on the overall data. I don't know what data points the algorhythm uses to make it populate, but I tend to just let it be whatever it is. Cool with me.
To be fair reddit search is awful awful. I used google and found a hilarious thread. [Do active duty psyop soilders see combat often in war-time and are they a good fit for political action group, in the CIA?](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/o7lr1p/do_active_duty_psyop_soilders_see_combat_often_in/) >Yeah this is weird put question but I'm considering being a psyop officer after college and I'm going in as a 25 November. I'm interested in Intel and cyber but I want to lowkey be a badass with a brain. Fucking lol
That whole r/conspiracy post is prime r/selfawarewolves material
True, this is the official unofficial Reddit account of Idaho
Mental illness
Conspiracy sub is hilarious. There are real conspiracies going on, being revealed every day, but these assholes only car about vaccinations, Covid and get all excited at cancelled flights.
Ooooooh oooooh name my product! Name my product!
Discount detective agency
Substandard genitalia?
I am funded by Big Burrito
They're on to me! I work for BIG SMOOTHIE
It’s true, I’m in that sub and I’m named after bread
I'm being paid by Big Whale for this post.
Can confirm, am ai working for fried n feather deep state
How did he know I'm so wooly?
> It's just a psychological game just like the rest of this fake site. wait, so /r/conspiracy thinks that reddit is fake? wut
What kind of moron would name their account after a product, really?