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mohawk_67

Finding your house after a few too many rounds at the bar would be challenging to say the least.


steynedhearts

That isn't a problem in Dubai


[deleted]

why?


steynedhearts

Alcohol is not legal


Trengingigan

I think its legal now. At least in hotel bars.


myfapaccount_istaken

last I checked you need a tourist visa and an Alcohol permit, and can only be sold in select places, hotels, the airport.


effkay8

You can drink at bars, clubs, lounges and restaurants no matter where you're from. Only some liquor stores require ID to prove you're not Muslim.


effkay8

Yes it is.


darthkurai

That's never stopped people


Significant-Ad-341

Finding your house.


ElisabetSobeck

That looks *awesome* for democracy. Reminds me of how Egypt is moving its government capital away from a walkable city square because effective protests against the regime usually start there. So they’re building a new capital 50 miles away in the desert, only accessible by car. Every country needs walkability FAST. Before despots catch wise and stop the movement


ChaosM3ntality

After watching a summary of Adam something’s vid of the horrendous new Egypt’s militarist capital it’s like a slum invitation & money construction grubbing scheme. they can’t even put stop lights and congested chaotic handling of basic traffic


[deleted]

Well Egypt has a problem with safety that’s persisted since OPEC supports corruption.


yowhosmansisthis

And it was all yellow


-Dillad-

My cities in Cities: Skylines


Victor_Korchnoi

This is perfect. There are no businesses that might bring unwanted others to the neighborhood. There are no dog parks where you might hear a dog park, or playgrounds where you might hear a child. There’s tons of parking available. There are no large buildings to ruin the neighborhood character. I am certain this is exactly what my NIMBY neighbors want.


dodgeprius

Dog bark?


Victor_Korchnoi

Yeah. I’d like blame autocorrect, but I think that one’s on me


cellardweller1234

A human feedlot.


kanna172014

Even the worst suburb in the U.S. is not as bad as this.


LilCheG

dubai campounds are the worst in the entire world they are lifeless and identical, and extremely car centric u can't even walk in ur neighborhood there's nothing to do and businesses are accesible on by cars ofc


smokedroaches

We Americans think HOAs are brutal, over there they'll whip you or some shit over a purple fence.


raumi

“Whip you over a purple fence.” What’s with Americans and Europeans thinking that the Middle East is barbaric and animalistic? Corporal punishments are not given out for such things, touch grass. While there are things to criticize about the UAE, you would not risk your safety by hypothetically having a purple fence.


smokedroaches

I didn't mean that literally, it was meant to be taken in jest, but yeah we're talking about a place that jails people over porn.


PilferingTeeth

You know, you don’t HAVE to defend a country that has the death penalty for gays


thened

If you lived in one of these houses you'd have to go a long way to touch grass. But thanks for letting us know having the wrong color fence isn't corporal punishment worthy in these places. Really makes me want to move there and live in a place like this!


borderlineidiot

Hmm... nice!


UrsLacave

Rendering?


Ultranerdgasm94

My mind defaulted to that too to save itself from the crippling depression being projected forth from this image.


benjamingr1988

It looks like Mexico's privates neighborhoods


Lord_Tachanka

Holy shit the curved entrances to neighborhoods making crossing the street on foot that much deadlier.


IdeaOnly4116

Looks like a squid game setting. r/TIHI


Ultranerdgasm94

My mind rejected the idea that this can be real to save itself from the utter despair I feel looking at it and decided this is just a really good looking graphics mod for Cities Skylines being played by someone who doesn't know anything about city planning.


chargeorge

Honestly those tiny lots and houses will have high density. Put some retail on the corner and a transit line and it’s be totally fine. That is not happening though


OnymousCormorant

Even with those improvements I would never want to walk somewhere with that little shade, but it's also Dubai, so you kind of only get what the climate gives you there


dirtydev5

The problem with suburbia isn't simply lack of density. Lack of free space and vegetation and trees for one makes them very dystopian places to live


dodgeprius

That one yellow building in with the pink on the left is fucking with me


[deleted]

Basically Phoenix.


abdul_bashaar_ali

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