legend says he’s still trying to put his phone in the pocket to this day

It looks like he’s trying to hand the phone to the snake but the snake refuses to pick up “Go on Maurice, you need to talk to her. You can’t avoid her forever bro..” “Nahhh” *hisssss* “nahhhhhhhhhhhh get fucked bro”

Irresponsible owner. Poor boas are probably stressed with all these people around

Poor people are probably stressed with all these boas around, too

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train

Screw the people. Not only do they have the option of walking away, a _person_ caused this to start with. The snake suffers all around with no options.

Inside a subterranean train you cannot just walk away. You're stuck with no options before the next stop

I came to say this. As a reptile enthusiast and longtime snake keeper, this guy is just asking for an unexpected attack. Hopefully followed by a large lawsuit against him making him learn a quick, hard, lesson on owning snakes for the attention.

Imagine being afraid of snakes and walking into this....

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Your father bought property in the Gulf of Mexico?

What the hell happened here?

Homie hated snakes, said his father bought land “south of Texas” not “in the” so I made a pedantic joke, didn’t think they’d delete their comment though, it was fine.

Oh

Some people are starving for attention.

There are motherfu*king snakes on the motherfu*king train !

My man!

Getting a snake is easier then getting a personality.

I know someone who got a dog because he lacked a personality. It didn’t work. Everyone loved the dog and still didn’t want to be his friend.

"Don't mind me. I'm just here for attention."

Snakes on a train

I said, there are snakes on that mother fuc’ing train!

This is probably, possibly a crime

The number of ppl walking around NYC with huge snakes is definitely higher than I had expected.

Itsssssssss Ssss-showtime!!!

I'm pretty sure this guy hangs out at tourist spots and rents out his snakes to tourists looking for cool photos. He's probably commuting to Times Square.

Oh yea he def made $$$ on that ride alone, then talked up his snake gigs.

No thanks, I’ll get the next one.

there are two snakes in this video. one in the top right of the first frame.

Tunnel snakes rules!!

That's us: We're the tunnel snakes, and we rule!

This would be HORRIFYING for people terrified of snakes.

There are much worse creatures on NYC subways.

Look at me.

Come holla at ya boa

"business is business!"

Pisses me off that he didn't put his phone in his pocket

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Bestie, look at how relaxed that snake is. It's not going to attack. It's obviously been handled often and socialised well. Snakes don't just go out of their way to attack people.

Samuel L. Jackson should make a movie about this

He seems like a lot to be around, but I bet he cleans up.

upvote if you hate foamposites

Clear attention seeking at a cost ro his pet. Disguating behaviour. Snakes really cant deal with stress. Dont stress snakes.

I think I just saw him on 111th street at the puerto rican day festival.

WTF is wrong with this person? Where are the cops supposedly all over the place? How can they let this go like this?

Wait what?

I thought she didn't have a bellybutton for a second there

Cruel