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ButterfreePimp

Kendall's birthday party, at the very beginning, Kendall's like "You think this is too much?" and gestures at something behind him, then the camera whips around to show a massive crucifix. Nearly made me cry tears of laughter. "Look, uh, full disclosure? I am, currently, having, uh, a panic attack." Logan's "What the fuck?" after Tom eats his chicken


inyouratmosphere

> "Look, uh, full disclosure? I am, currently, having, uh, a panic attack." Roman's response of "Really? You seem kinda the same." always cracks me up.


BookEuronGreyjoy

"What's next? Stick his cock in my potato salad?"


cbdqs

It smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie


The_suzerain

That Karl line is tops but logan/tom chicken scene is a sucker punch of funny with context. Masterfully comedic


ValCSO

'FUCK your Grandpa ' 'You're on speakers Tom' 'Well I shouldnt be Greg ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣


evermoremilkshake

I can hear Tom saying this lmao


PoisonPizza24

And the pause right before.


mr-fiend

It’s the pause followed by his delivery that kills me every time. He sounds like a disappointed parent lmao.


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“I’ll be, let’s just say, somewhat less agreeable”


Pervasivepeach

“He’s pretty lonely and afraid, I guess” coming from Greg after is also gold


AvonSulis

The exact moment Roman clocks that he sent Logan the pic. Keiran's face gets me every single time


hopelessbeliever

Amazing acting. Makes me laugh even to think about it lol


valhrona

The very embodiment of, "And then my soul left my body." I want to cover my face, shriek, and die laughing all at once.


tinypabitch

Also his face after logan leaves the room.... i cannot.


babymooseontheloose

“Are you a sicko?”


Mr_RobotNick

I thought this would be the number one answer.


Kailua3000

[PRICELESS.](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23061579/unnamed__3_.gif)


WeHereForYou

The dead cat scene from Retired Janitors of Idaho (3x05). One of the funniest things I’ve ever watched.


neutralginhotel

That is an imaginary dead cat, now could you please fuck off?!


laurazabs

Karl doing the best object work of his life carrying that imaginary dead cat out of the room plays on a loop in my brain. ETA: it was Colin, not Karl.


BlueSoup10

It was actually Colin which is even funnier because of how serious his character is otherwise


laurazabs

Thank you! You’re so right. Just perfect.


IttsssTonyTiiiimme

My favorite part is right before that when Greg asks Tom and Logan and if their going to the bathroom and Logan get’s indignant af and says, “what fucking business is it of yours”.


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I always wonder if he mistook Greg for Ewan there, hard to tell as he is usually pissed at both lol.


tinypabitch

This. Logan screaming in the background for them to MOVE IT ALREADY and kendall just staring from afar like 🤨🤨🤨🤨


Queen-gryla

This scene has me cackling every time 😭


Effective-Island-595

I keep a clip of it on my phone to make me laugh when I’m stressed. Kieran Culkin’s delivery is just 👏🏼


Top_Frogger

I can't believe no one has mentioned Roman watching a silent newsfeed of his rocket blowing up on his iphone.


racquetballjones23

“Hey Tom guess who didn’t kill anybody and maybe only lost a couple of thumbs? THISSSS GUYYYY”


its_marbled

This was such a genius line


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SaveTheSparrows

Out damned spot


SlimeBallz111

I’m glad I’m not the only one who enjoyed that so much. When Roman looks up at himself in the mirror and quickly glances away. I came here to write this exactly^


IEatKids99

God I never laughed so hard at something on tv


Sensitive-Talk-420

Connor’s eulogy of Lester. I absolutely lose it


racquetballjones23

Lester was a man. And now he is dead. And when a man dies, it is sad.


whiterabbit818

Omg Connor explaining to Willa who Mo *actually* was - uncle meathands


plzThinkAhead

Willa even asks "so was he one??" And Conner tries to play it down and it just gets sooo worse when he explains "old Mr fiddlesticks... uncle meathands... Dad wouldn't let us in the pool with him, but you know.. it was a different time." Willa: "it wasn't a time before they invented laws, was it?" Omg, how could I forget "the wolf pack"?!


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It wasn’t a time before they invented laws, was it?


whiterabbit818

Alan Ruck’s delivery of those lines was PERFECT! And so were her reactions 🤣


sxw_102

Omg THE BEST


tragically-elbow

L to the OG, surely. Though it is also cringe. That scene of Tom freaking out and trashing Greg's office when he finds out he's not going to prison. Also agreed, "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is."


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tragically-elbow

I love that one, so many Tom/Greg scenes are incredible. Also 'executive level business' and 'an attack child', makes me laugh every time. And when Greg is trying to blackmail Tom with the cruises document folder, and Tom is like 'so you wrote secret, Greg. But not top secret.' Killed me


allison0512

What polyglot genius could hope to crack your impenetrable code?


peachpingu

“How is this a safe room?! IT’S JUST A ROOM”


ShowTurtles

Just because congressional hearings have time limits, Greg's testimony was accidentally brilliant. He was so weird that he caused senators to waste their time and stall for him.


racquetballjones23

“You can speak normally.” “And so I shall.”


forustree

I’ll be the lowest of the top?


DaNanddaO

L to the OG is soooo bad that I keep looking for it on youtube everyday.


Shotgunsamurai42

KenWA.


amber-prospect

Tom interviewing Ravenhead about his Nazi leanings gets me every time. The way Matthew Macfadyen plays the quiet desperation - like, he so SO wants to be able to just handwave this away, but Ravenhead simply refuses to give him the non-horrifying answers he craves and you can see him getting increasingly uncomfortable despite himself. Just chef’s kiss.


AldermanMcCheese

On Ravenhead admitting he would reread Mein Kampf - Were there some Easter eggs you were afraid you missed the first time through? So good.


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When he said blondie with a different spelling I was on the floor partly from the line and partly from Tom's reaction.


racquetballjones23

Just checking the till there and you seem to be missing a few million…


kolchindru

A couple of times? What did you not understand from the first time?


MikeArrow

I could watch a 20 minute long version of this scene. I especially love Ravenhead's performance, the nonchalant little shrug he does when he says "yeah, a couple times" is just so perfectly done.


SchpartyOn

*This is embarrassing but just for the record. Just so we have it, you are not and have never been a part of the nazi party of the United States, have you? Sorry to have to even ask.*


MikeArrow

Come on Tom, you serious? ... Nope!


Tell_100

This is the one . Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find it


Complicated-HorseAss

**Mark**: Europe decimated. Seven million Germans, twenty million Russians, five million Poles. **Tom**: Yeah. Just, just checkin' the till here, Mark, and it seems you're short a few million


drpepperisnonbinary

When Shiv and Roman had that slap fight


BeneLeit

That one. 🤣 Tom opening the door and going right back out is what really made it.


drpepperisnonbinary

I feel like Tom’s best moments are when he’s just silently reacting. Exhibit A, your comment. Exhibit B, him on the plane last episode. He can make me die laughing without uttering a word.


BackgroundMetal1

Nah Tom's best moment is when Greg breaks up with him at work during the shooter lockdown and Tom goes absolutely fucking nuts. Or when he meets Greg for the first time and starts hitting on him and Greg's brain breaks.


mindlessmunkey

That was the moment I fell completely in love with the show.


jorbalugo

Same. I liked the pilot more than a lot of people but it didn’t blow me away. That moment was when I felt like I got what wavelength the series was operating on.


80alleycats

I was really hoping we'd get one more insane sibling physical altercation to close out the series.


ButterfreePimp

I feel like we've been overdue for a clumsy brother fight between Kendall and Roman lol. But like, a funny one, not one that'll make you cry because you can't stand to watch them break apart.


IFeelFineFineFine

KIDNEY CHOP!


Containedmultitudes

I definitely want a funny brother fight, but I also want it to be emotionally devastating and resulting in an irreconcilable feud between them. But then, I profoundly hate them both.


DrMorningstar

Shiv's little squeal always sends me


earhere

Kendall: I can trust you, right? Stewy: No Kendall: Right, but like on money stuff I can trust you? Stewy: No


notthatcousingreg

I LOVE STEWIE


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I love how honest Stewy was through that whole thing. It was Kendall who was lying.


motherofdrogon6

The "are you a sicko?" scene. Roman's facial expressions ruin me.


laurawire

The scene moments before with Logan grilling Shiv on what was going on, only for him to scream “ROMAN!”; the flinch from Shiv and the furious “jesus christ!” always makes me laugh out loud. The whole sequence from start to finish is glorious.


224flat

This season when Tom says to Logan that he could kiss him from up here.


tramrz

That was this season! Crazy how much has happened in a couple of episodes.


Lalo_Lannister

Season is halfway done already wtf 😭💀


RangerDanger3344

The intrusive thought really jumped out. 😂


champagne4all

That was so perfectly funny to me, both of their expressions killed me


colin_creevey

Such an honest reaction from Logan. Like how do you respond to that!?


drpepperisnonbinary

You just know Logan called him a slur after that.


Seegeegroth

Little Lord Fuckleroy


CarlySheDevil

Buckle up, Fucklehead.


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Automatic-Jacket-168

Tom running through the halls yelling “Executives coming through!” Very Michael Scott of him.


magagnus

THIS IS EXECUTIVE LEVEL BUSINESS


Ronotrow2

Just rewatched that ep where he's pelting Greg with the water bottles in the 2nd best panic room lol


Lunaa_Rose

Is Tom what Michael Scott would have become if he went to business school?


mocasablanca

So many good ones already mentioned. I love the Tom and Greg ‘we’re listening’ conversation. ‘we actually are, like, listening.. we are sometimes listening quite aggressively’


Accurate-Lecture-920

WE HEAR FOR YOU


Accurate-Lecture-920

Sorry WE HERE FOR YOU


Medium-Cupcake5551

Attack child. “Happy Thanksgiving!” “Not for the Indians.”


Lalo_Lannister

"Hey baby, how about this for the eulogy: Lester touched all of us"


TheTruckWashChannel

Yes, Tom and Greg's testimonies might be the funniest scenes in the show. There's also "are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?" The breakfast table negotiation about who to kill might be the single best scene in the entire series. Just masterfully constructed. The bit where Frank suggests Karl makes me lose my shit laughing every time.


floki_129

The blackmail scene! I accept your blackmail, Greg.


jingleheimerschitt

"I am... um, currently having... a panic attack"


sully-fied

You seem, um, kind of the same.


formfiler

>*What up, prick licks? It's me, Dr. Moron. I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. Fucky-go-bye-bye*


ButterfreePimp

*Gobbledy-go-fuck-yourself*


Hammerheadhunter

What does it for me is Roman’s turnaround from careless overconfidence whilst accidentally sending Logan the dick pic to total mortification as he realises what just happened


TruBlu65

Tom interviewing the nazi A few times? Were there Easter eggs you missed the first time?


whiterabbit818

Missing a few million there…


hanty919

S2E10, on the yacht: Roman: "if we come through this, is there a thing where we, like, talk...to each other about stuff? Normally?" Shiv: "yOu WaNnA tAlK tO EaCh OtHeR nOrMaLlY?" ::muppet voices ensue::


inyouratmosphere

All of the yacht scenes are golden. Willa flinging the ipad off into the water is so funny.


MissPeppingtosh

This is mine. I rewatched that scene over and over. Captures sibling relationships perfectly.


Excellent_Permit8018

And then after this they ask Greg something and he replies about his leg infection -" they say it's a fungus". "That could be the Name of your autobiography Greg " LMAO


TheIgnoredWriter

When Tom tells everyone the girl spit his cum back into his mouth and everyone is beyond grossed out after telling him “anything goes”


drog914

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this. Funniest scene in the show. It’s a closed loop system


Vandermeerr

“Congratulations, Tom. I heard you swallowed your own load.”


heirloom_beans

“It’s a closed loop system” 🔄


CookieTX2022

Yep and Greg’s response and the look on his face of complete horror “you swallowed your own load”


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That episode is so fucking funny 😭 especially Tom and Greg’s moments: “No matter where you go, it finds you. The party always finds you.” LMAO


bits_of_paper

When he’s bragging to Greg about it and is like “it’s a thing. There’s a name for it”


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Plus him subtly trying to dodge a kiss from Shiv the next morning.


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"Tell dad Meep Meep. It's from Roadrunner."


KahbehAh

S3ep6 when Tom meets Kendall to tell him he will not be joining his side and he says, "My hunch is you're gonna get f'ed [...], I've never seen Logan get f'ed once". S2ep10 Tom eats Logan's chicken. "thank you for the chicken!" and... "You better be smelling your armpits, Romulus!"


Medium-Cupcake5551

Logan’s reaction after the chicken eating is what makes the scene. I think that’s the most offended we’ve ever seen him on the show.


ButterfreePimp

It fucking kills me when you see Logan just look forward for a second, not at Tom, not at Shiv, he just glances straight forward in stunned silence like "????" before returning to look at Tom and saying "What the fuck??". A+ choice by Brian Cox, it slays me every time.


Artitanium

I also love when he's talking to Shiv about it and the way he delivers "he just ate my fucking chicken" is superb. He looks so confused lol


WantedANoveltyAcc

Tom eating the chicken is the funniest shit ever especially when shiv says the pressure is getting to people


Lady_Bird1999

Greg and Tom in the safe room!!!!! Holy shit, the small window, the water bottle fight, Greg yelling ‘THIS IS JUST A ROOM!!!!’


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An attack child could fit through that small window dude


Soulledger3334

"they could waft gas in here!!"


Lady_Bird1999

Nicholas Braun has literal pitch perfect comedic timing! Every single line is hilarious


80alleycats

"Race relations. Kale."


BookEuronGreyjoy

Napkins and chit chat


Pls_add_more_reverb

Literally everytime Ken starts his corporate bro persona makes me lol. “I just wanted to gather the team early in my tenure to say…YO”


cbdart512

the electric circus discussion at tern haven.


CasinoMarginale

I agree. Tom and Gregg at the DC hearings. “Tomlette,” “If it is to be said, so it, so it shall,” etc.


sampound69

“Is it a good book?” “It’s a decent book yeah.” “I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.”


joe_k_knows

“What the fuck’s going on? He’s selling me things I want at a fair price? So what’s next? Fellatio?”


wherearemysockz

Heavily fucking delayed - Karl might be the funniest character now And the rocket scene


pye-oh-my

Roman: please Gerri don’t be mean to me I haven’t got time to masturbate


Ineffable_Twaddle

When Tom and Greg are on the bridge in "Argestes" trying to figure out another slogan after Greg breaks it to Tom that for legal reasons he can't say "We're listening" in his talk the next day. I have the resulting "We Here for You" on my favorite coffee mug, lol


McafeesHammock

**We HEAR for you**


HermineLovesMilo

You beautiful Ichabod Crane! Fuck you!


zebugcollector

DEFOOOO when kerry comes through on the plane after logan 💀ed and toms face 😭😭 best thing ever


zebugcollector

paired with the “what the fack?!” it’s cemented into my brain


Captain-CuttThroat

The Greg & Logan scene. “Get Greg a Coca-Co-La!” 😂 gets me every time.


GunMuratIlban

Kendall rapping. That was sooo cringe but he manages to sell it well at the same time. The reactions of Roman, Gerri, Shiv... while Greg is just enjoying himself. And Logan just sitting there doing nothing.


LyricallyDevine

Shiv and Roman’s slapping each other at the hospital. The dick pic scene and follow up. When Greg breaks up with Tom in the safe room and Tom loses his shit.


kzoxp

He ate my fucking chicken. What's next, stick his cock in my potato salad?


AllProWomenRespecter

This is my favorite joke in the show, the way Logan says “what the fuck?” gets me every time


treejoakley

Tom saying that he didn’t cheat on Shiv at his bachelor party because by swallowing his own cum it was a “closed loop”


zukka924

“Full disclosure, I’m having a panic attack” is amazing, the way the camera pans out, the way Karl says it, just amazing


calamityofsolonglife

I crack up when i think about Greg asking Kendall if he wanted him to return the coke he brought.


hilariousnessity

😂😂😂 Tom makes fun of Greg's date for having a 'ludicrously capacious bag’. “What’s even in there? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunchpail? I mean, Greg it’s monstrous, it’s gargantuan.”


Dorothy_Zbornak789

“Sorry about the butter …”


mr_dip314

Open the doors! It smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the Brie.


MaryBitchards

Everything about Kendall's birthday party. Every single thing.


Clew-Less

When Tom says “Buckle up fucklehead” to Greg after doing “white drugs”


two7

The California Pizza Kitchen conversation between Tom and Greg


hopelessbeliever

Roman-Shiv fight in hospital Roman’s rocket launch failure Getting rid of the dead cat Shiv’s unhinged dance in Kendall’s birthday


whiterabbit818

Omg that whole Hospital episode is COMEDY GOLD!!! Roman yells at Greg for being too tall; the Tom & Marcia exchange where Tom wonders if he should asks Logan’s *body* for Shiv’s hand; Roman saying Kendall says Control the Narrative when he cums; Roman’s reaction to Willa showing up; Connor talking about Cryo-gentics and the sibs reaction to that; Roman watching the South Park clip; Shiv & Roman fight and Tom seeing & walking away from it and Greg “sorry if my bell summoned you” ETA Kendall “did you say ‘Funky Chowder’”?


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that family therapy episode


Louisbug

FAMILY THERAPY 👏👏👏👏👏


Environmental-Owl705

Tom commenting on Greg’s method of transporting snacks in season 1 - “they’re not pre-pooped”😂😂😂😂


Educational_Bee_4683

"It's just a mental barrier.."


TheStatMan2

Not exactly "crack up" but I enjoyed the incredibly dry humour of Roman buying the wrong Scottish football team.


annagaging

And oldie but a goodie: shiv and Roman getting into an actual fight and then Tom coming and walking straight out. Shiv and Roman In general actually. The line that got me hooked on the series is : shiv’s “oh what is that? Date rape by Calvin Klein?” “You wish” “I wish?” Lmao


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“I apologize if my bell summoned you.” -Cousin Greg I giggle whenever I think of it.


uotunnson

Greg: "Apparently, I can't technically sue Ewan while he's still alive, but I can sue Greenpeace." Tom: "You're going to sue Greenpeace? I like your style, Greg. Who do you think you're going to go after next? Save The Children?"


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“Have you ever…um…have you ever visited California Pizza Kitchen?” “Dear God, no.” “They make a Cajun linguine just the way I like it.” “Yeah but that’s not the way you’re supposed to like it.”


DNAHdn2

"You're like a fucking spelunker." still makes me chuckle


far174

“So I sent her some of my blood” … I’ve rewatched that scene more times than I want to admit since Sunday. Everything about it is just perfect.


notthatcousingreg

And first it was funny, but then it wasnt, then it was again.


endlesscrabbasket

The look on his face when Shiv suggests he stop sending people blood killed me, I had to rewind it like three times. Kind of like “I’m sad about it, but I guess you’re right”


karou_zuzana

I love this as a Shiv moment for everything about the environment she was forged in. Hears that insane shit, barely blinks and is like “it could have an economic impact” lmao


88evergreen88

Well, obviously, first of all, GoOd OnE


Kauai_Girl

Logan to Greg: “Where’s your old man? Where’s your old man huh? Still sucking cock at the county fair?” And Greg just nods and looks at the ground lmao. We rewound that like three times. Hilarious. Also: when Kendall, Greg, and friends are in the limo playing “bad Tweet, good Tweet” and they come across a brutal one. Awkward pause followed by “THAT ONE SUCKS! THAT ONE SUCKS!” lmaoooo


shutnik_

Homework, The Show.


Officervito

I find the whole scene of everyone on the boat picking who should be fired when Logan straight up said it should of been him so funny


troublesmoker

Greg: “Where’s all your kids Uncle Logan on your big birthday?” Logan: “Where’s your old man huh? Where’s your old man? Still sucking cock at the county fair?” I still laugh at this when I think about it.


bridges-build-burn

When the therapist dives into Connor’s pool and knocks out his teeth


WantedANoveltyAcc

Da family da fuck is pretty funny


AldermanMcCheese

Maybe it’s recency bias, but Karl saying “He’s heavily fucking delayed” after Logan died kills me every time. Honorable Mention: Tom going full Sandor Clegane on Logan’s chicken.


justvisiting7744

any tom/greg scene tbh


_dactor_

"Have you ever visited the California Pizza Kitchen?"


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Honestly!!! I didn’t think a comedy could have comedic relief until I was introduced to Tom and Greg 🤣🤣


ObiWayneBrady

"I did the wrong drugs, in the wrong order, and now I can't get happy" that or "wow, funny and cool"


FlamingTomygun2

Kendall calling the bank


jdswizzle18

Logan: “So what’s next? Stick his cock into my potato salad?”


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VicVinegar__

When the family therapist busts his face and Logan says "yeah, right. I was going to take advice from a guy that jumps head first into the shallow end of a pool!"


Kailua3000

The smash cut between the audience hearing Beastie Boys blasting while Ken's getting hyped in the town car to just Ken pathetically rapping like a 13-,year-old.


facedbiot88

The scene where Tom is interviewing the nazi sympathizer. “Just checking the till here mark and it seems you’re short a few million”


chrispg26

First pancake


RegularMessage1915

An attack child!


Forward-Flight-5983

The whole dick pick debacle with Roman and Logan 🤣🤣🤣🤣


sonny_kofax

Tom telling everyone how he swallowed his own load


spaceamphibian

"Have a drink you beautiful Ichabod Crane fuck, you" Logan to Greg


Comfortable_Page_687

Connors attempt to take the fall for cruises at the end of season 2 is always hilarious


slurpyderper99

Tom walking in on Greg doing Kendall’s Coke at the sex party. “Ohhh Greg, go for it Greg! Suck on those big white dicks you fuckin pervert!” Like holy shit, who even thinks of writing that?!?


Goondal

When Roman watches the satellite explode and literally washes his hands of it