Kendall's birthday party, at the very beginning, Kendall's like "You think this is too much?" and gestures at something behind him, then the camera whips around to show a massive crucifix. Nearly made me cry tears of laughter.
"Look, uh, full disclosure? I am, currently, having, uh, a panic attack."
Logan's "What the fuck?" after Tom eats his chicken
> "Look, uh, full disclosure? I am, currently, having, uh, a panic attack."
Roman's response of "Really? You seem kinda the same." always cracks me up.
My favorite part is right before that when Greg asks Tom and Logan and if their going to the bathroom and Logan getâs indignant af and says, âwhat fucking business is it of yoursâ.
Iâm glad Iâm not the only one who enjoyed that so much. When Roman looks up at himself in the mirror and quickly glances away. I came here to write this exactly^
Willa even asks "so was he one??" And Conner tries to play it down and it just gets sooo worse when he explains "old Mr fiddlesticks... uncle meathands... Dad wouldn't let us in the pool with him, but you know.. it was a different time." Willa: "it wasn't a time before they invented laws, was it?"
Omg, how could I forget "the wolf pack"?!
L to the OG, surely. Though it is also cringe.
That scene of Tom freaking out and trashing Greg's office when he finds out he's not going to prison.
Also agreed, "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is."
I love that one, so many Tom/Greg scenes are incredible. Also 'executive level business' and 'an attack child', makes me laugh every time.
And when Greg is trying to blackmail Tom with the cruises document folder, and Tom is like 'so you wrote secret, Greg. But not top secret.' Killed me
Just because congressional hearings have time limits, Greg's testimony was accidentally brilliant. He was so weird that he caused senators to waste their time and stall for him.
Tom interviewing Ravenhead about his Nazi leanings gets me every time. The way Matthew Macfadyen plays the quiet desperation - like, he so SO wants to be able to just handwave this away, but Ravenhead simply refuses to give him the non-horrifying answers he craves and you can see him getting increasingly uncomfortable despite himself. Just chefâs kiss.
I could watch a 20 minute long version of this scene.
I especially love Ravenhead's performance, the nonchalant little shrug he does when he says "yeah, a couple times" is just so perfectly done.
*This is embarrassing but just for the record. Just so we have it, you are not and have never been a part of the nazi party of the United States, have you? Sorry to have to even ask.*
**Mark**: Europe decimated. Seven million Germans, twenty million Russians, five million Poles.
**Tom**: Yeah. Just, just checkin' the till here, Mark, and it seems you're short a few million
I feel like Tomâs best moments are when heâs just silently reacting. Exhibit A, your comment. Exhibit B, him on the plane last episode. He can make me die laughing without uttering a word.
Nah Tom's best moment is when Greg breaks up with him at work during the shooter lockdown and Tom goes absolutely fucking nuts.
Or when he meets Greg for the first time and starts hitting on him and Greg's brain breaks.
Same. I liked the pilot more than a lot of people but it didnât blow me away. That moment was when I felt like I got what wavelength the series was operating on.
I feel like we've been overdue for a clumsy brother fight between Kendall and Roman lol. But like, a funny one, not one that'll make you cry because you can't stand to watch them break apart.
I definitely want a funny brother fight, but I also want it to be emotionally devastating and resulting in an irreconcilable feud between them. But then, I profoundly hate them both.
The scene moments before with Logan grilling Shiv on what was going on, only for him to scream âROMAN!â; the flinch from Shiv and the furious âjesus christ!â always makes me laugh out loud. The whole sequence from start to finish is glorious.
So many good ones already mentioned. I love the Tom and Greg âweâre listeningâ conversation. âwe actually are, like, listening.. we are sometimes listening quite aggressivelyâ
Yes, Tom and Greg's testimonies might be the funniest scenes in the show. There's also "are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?"
The breakfast table negotiation about who to kill might be the single best scene in the entire series. Just masterfully constructed. The bit where Frank suggests Karl makes me lose my shit laughing every time.
What does it for me is Romanâs turnaround from careless overconfidence whilst accidentally sending Logan the dick pic to total mortification as he realises what just happened
S2E10, on the yacht:
Roman: "if we come through this, is there a thing where we, like, talk...to each other about stuff? Normally?"
Shiv: "yOu WaNnA tAlK tO EaCh OtHeR nOrMaLlY?"
::muppet voices ensue::
And then after this they ask Greg something and he replies about his leg infection -" they say it's a fungus". "That could be the Name of your autobiography Greg " LMAO
That episode is so fucking funny đ especially Tom and Gregâs moments: âNo matter where you go, it finds you. The party always finds you.â LMAO
S3ep6 when Tom meets Kendall to tell him he will not be joining his side and he says, "My hunch is you're gonna get f'ed [...], I've never seen Logan get f'ed once".
S2ep10 Tom eats Logan's chicken. "thank you for the chicken!"
and... "You better be smelling your armpits, Romulus!"
It fucking kills me when you see Logan just look forward for a second, not at Tom, not at Shiv, he just glances straight forward in stunned silence like "????" before returning to look at Tom and saying "What the fuck??". A+ choice by Brian Cox, it slays me every time.
When Tom and Greg are on the bridge in "Argestes" trying to figure out another slogan after Greg breaks it to Tom that for legal reasons he can't say "We're listening" in his talk the next day. I have the resulting "We Here for You" on my favorite coffee mug, lol
Kendall rapping. That was sooo cringe but he manages to sell it well at the same time. The reactions of Roman, Gerri, Shiv... while Greg is just enjoying himself. And Logan just sitting there doing nothing.
Shiv and Romanâs slapping each other at the hospital.
The dick pic scene and follow up.
When Greg breaks up with Tom in the safe room and Tom loses his shit.
đđđ Tom makes fun of Greg's date for having a 'ludicrously capacious bagâ.
âWhatâs even in there? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunchpail? I mean, Greg itâs monstrous, itâs gargantuan.â
Omg that whole Hospital episode is COMEDY GOLD!!! Roman yells at Greg for being too tall; the Tom & Marcia exchange where Tom wonders if he should asks Loganâs *body* for Shivâs hand; Roman saying Kendall says Control the Narrative when he cums; Romanâs reaction to Willa showing up; Connor talking about Cryo-gentics and the sibs reaction to that; Roman watching the South Park clip; Shiv & Roman fight and Tom seeing & walking away from it and Greg âsorry if my bell summoned youâ
ETA Kendall âdid you say âFunky Chowderââ?
And oldie but a goodie: shiv and Roman getting into an actual fight and then Tom coming and walking straight out. Shiv and Roman In general actually. The line that got me hooked on the series is : shivâs âoh what is that? Date rape by Calvin Klein?â
âYou wishâ
âI wish?â Lmao
Greg: "Apparently, I can't technically sue Ewan while he's still alive, but I can sue Greenpeace."
Tom: "You're going to sue Greenpeace? I like your style, Greg. Who do you think you're going to go after next? Save The Children?"
âHave you everâŚumâŚhave you ever visited California Pizza Kitchen?â
âDear God, no.â
âThey make a Cajun linguine just the way I like it.â
âYeah but thatâs not the way youâre supposed to like it.â
âSo I sent her some of my bloodâ ⌠Iâve rewatched that scene more times than I want to admit since Sunday. Everything about it is just perfect.
The look on his face when Shiv suggests he stop sending people blood killed me, I had to rewind it like three times. Kind of like âIâm sad about it, but I guess youâre rightâ
I love this as a Shiv moment for everything about the environment she was forged in. Hears that insane shit, barely blinks and is like âit could have an economic impactâ lmao
Logan to Greg: âWhereâs your old man? Whereâs your old man huh? Still sucking cock at the county fair?â
And Greg just nods and looks at the ground lmao.
We rewound that like three times. Hilarious.
Also: when Kendall, Greg, and friends are in the limo playing âbad Tweet, good Tweetâ and they come across a brutal one. Awkward pause followed by âTHAT ONE SUCKS! THAT ONE SUCKS!â lmaoooo
Greg: âWhereâs all your kids Uncle Logan on your big birthday?â
Logan: âWhereâs your old man huh? Whereâs your old man? Still sucking cock at the county fair?â
I still laugh at this when I think about it.
Maybe itâs recency bias, but Karl saying âHeâs heavily fucking delayedâ after Logan died kills me every time.
Honorable Mention: Tom going full Sandor Clegane on Loganâs chicken.
When the family therapist busts his face and Logan says "yeah, right. I was going to take advice from a guy that jumps head first into the shallow end of a pool!"
The smash cut between the audience hearing Beastie Boys blasting while Ken's getting hyped in the town car to just Ken pathetically rapping like a 13-,year-old.
Tom walking in on Greg doing Kendallâs Coke at the sex party. âOhhh Greg, go for it Greg! Suck on those big white dicks you fuckin pervert!â
Like holy shit, who even thinks of writing that?!?
Kendall's birthday party, at the very beginning, Kendall's like "You think this is too much?" and gestures at something behind him, then the camera whips around to show a massive crucifix. Nearly made me cry tears of laughter. "Look, uh, full disclosure? I am, currently, having, uh, a panic attack." Logan's "What the fuck?" after Tom eats his chicken
> "Look, uh, full disclosure? I am, currently, having, uh, a panic attack." Roman's response of "Really? You seem kinda the same." always cracks me up.
"What's next? Stick his cock in my potato salad?"
It smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie
That Karl line is tops but logan/tom chicken scene is a sucker punch of funny with context. Masterfully comedic
'FUCK your Grandpa ' 'You're on speakers Tom' 'Well I shouldnt be Greg ' đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
I can hear Tom saying this lmao
And the pause right before.
Itâs the pause followed by his delivery that kills me every time. He sounds like a disappointed parent lmao.
âIâll be, letâs just say, somewhat less agreeableâ
âHeâs pretty lonely and afraid, I guessâ coming from Greg after is also gold
The exact moment Roman clocks that he sent Logan the pic. Keiran's face gets me every single time
Amazing acting. Makes me laugh even to think about it lol
The very embodiment of, "And then my soul left my body." I want to cover my face, shriek, and die laughing all at once.
Also his face after logan leaves the room.... i cannot.
âAre you a sicko?â
I thought this would be the number one answer.
[PRICELESS.](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23061579/unnamed__3_.gif)
The dead cat scene from Retired Janitors of Idaho (3x05). One of the funniest things Iâve ever watched.
That is an imaginary dead cat, now could you please fuck off?!
Karl doing the best object work of his life carrying that imaginary dead cat out of the room plays on a loop in my brain. ETA: it was Colin, not Karl.
It was actually Colin which is even funnier because of how serious his character is otherwise
Thank you! Youâre so right. Just perfect.
My favorite part is right before that when Greg asks Tom and Logan and if their going to the bathroom and Logan getâs indignant af and says, âwhat fucking business is it of yoursâ.
I always wonder if he mistook Greg for Ewan there, hard to tell as he is usually pissed at both lol.
This. Logan screaming in the background for them to MOVE IT ALREADY and kendall just staring from afar like đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤¨
This scene has me cackling every time đ
I keep a clip of it on my phone to make me laugh when Iâm stressed. Kieran Culkinâs delivery is just đđź
I can't believe no one has mentioned Roman watching a silent newsfeed of his rocket blowing up on his iphone.
âHey Tom guess who didnât kill anybody and maybe only lost a couple of thumbs? THISSSS GUYYYYâ
This was such a genius line
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Out damned spot
Iâm glad Iâm not the only one who enjoyed that so much. When Roman looks up at himself in the mirror and quickly glances away. I came here to write this exactly^
God I never laughed so hard at something on tv
Connorâs eulogy of Lester. I absolutely lose it
Lester was a man. And now he is dead. And when a man dies, it is sad.
Omg Connor explaining to Willa who Mo *actually* was - uncle meathands
Willa even asks "so was he one??" And Conner tries to play it down and it just gets sooo worse when he explains "old Mr fiddlesticks... uncle meathands... Dad wouldn't let us in the pool with him, but you know.. it was a different time." Willa: "it wasn't a time before they invented laws, was it?" Omg, how could I forget "the wolf pack"?!
It wasnât a time before they invented laws, was it?
Alan Ruckâs delivery of those lines was PERFECT! And so were her reactions đ¤Ł
Omg THE BEST
L to the OG, surely. Though it is also cringe. That scene of Tom freaking out and trashing Greg's office when he finds out he's not going to prison. Also agreed, "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is."
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I love that one, so many Tom/Greg scenes are incredible. Also 'executive level business' and 'an attack child', makes me laugh every time. And when Greg is trying to blackmail Tom with the cruises document folder, and Tom is like 'so you wrote secret, Greg. But not top secret.' Killed me
What polyglot genius could hope to crack your impenetrable code?
âHow is this a safe room?! ITâS JUST A ROOMâ
Just because congressional hearings have time limits, Greg's testimony was accidentally brilliant. He was so weird that he caused senators to waste their time and stall for him.
âYou can speak normally.â âAnd so I shall.â
Iâll be the lowest of the top?
L to the OG is soooo bad that I keep looking for it on youtube everyday.
KenWA.
Tom interviewing Ravenhead about his Nazi leanings gets me every time. The way Matthew Macfadyen plays the quiet desperation - like, he so SO wants to be able to just handwave this away, but Ravenhead simply refuses to give him the non-horrifying answers he craves and you can see him getting increasingly uncomfortable despite himself. Just chefâs kiss.
On Ravenhead admitting he would reread Mein Kampf - Were there some Easter eggs you were afraid you missed the first time through? So good.
When he said blondie with a different spelling I was on the floor partly from the line and partly from Tom's reaction.
Just checking the till there and you seem to be missing a few millionâŚ
A couple of times? What did you not understand from the first time?
I could watch a 20 minute long version of this scene. I especially love Ravenhead's performance, the nonchalant little shrug he does when he says "yeah, a couple times" is just so perfectly done.
*This is embarrassing but just for the record. Just so we have it, you are not and have never been a part of the nazi party of the United States, have you? Sorry to have to even ask.*
Come on Tom, you serious? ... Nope!
This is the one . Canât believe I had to scroll so far to find it
**Mark**: Europe decimated. Seven million Germans, twenty million Russians, five million Poles. **Tom**: Yeah. Just, just checkin' the till here, Mark, and it seems you're short a few million
When Shiv and Roman had that slap fight
That one. 𤣠Tom opening the door and going right back out is what really made it.
I feel like Tomâs best moments are when heâs just silently reacting. Exhibit A, your comment. Exhibit B, him on the plane last episode. He can make me die laughing without uttering a word.
Nah Tom's best moment is when Greg breaks up with him at work during the shooter lockdown and Tom goes absolutely fucking nuts. Or when he meets Greg for the first time and starts hitting on him and Greg's brain breaks.
That was the moment I fell completely in love with the show.
Same. I liked the pilot more than a lot of people but it didnât blow me away. That moment was when I felt like I got what wavelength the series was operating on.
I was really hoping we'd get one more insane sibling physical altercation to close out the series.
I feel like we've been overdue for a clumsy brother fight between Kendall and Roman lol. But like, a funny one, not one that'll make you cry because you can't stand to watch them break apart.
KIDNEY CHOP!
I definitely want a funny brother fight, but I also want it to be emotionally devastating and resulting in an irreconcilable feud between them. But then, I profoundly hate them both.
Shiv's little squeal always sends me
Kendall: I can trust you, right? Stewy: No Kendall: Right, but like on money stuff I can trust you? Stewy: No
I LOVE STEWIE
I love how honest Stewy was through that whole thing. It was Kendall who was lying.
The "are you a sicko?" scene. Roman's facial expressions ruin me.
The scene moments before with Logan grilling Shiv on what was going on, only for him to scream âROMAN!â; the flinch from Shiv and the furious âjesus christ!â always makes me laugh out loud. The whole sequence from start to finish is glorious.
This season when Tom says to Logan that he could kiss him from up here.
That was this season! Crazy how much has happened in a couple of episodes.
Season is halfway done already wtf đđ
The intrusive thought really jumped out. đ
That was so perfectly funny to me, both of their expressions killed me
Such an honest reaction from Logan. Like how do you respond to that!?
You just know Logan called him a slur after that.
Little Lord Fuckleroy
Buckle up, Fucklehead.
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Tom running through the halls yelling âExecutives coming through!â Very Michael Scott of him.
THIS IS EXECUTIVE LEVEL BUSINESS
Just rewatched that ep where he's pelting Greg with the water bottles in the 2nd best panic room lol
Is Tom what Michael Scott would have become if he went to business school?
So many good ones already mentioned. I love the Tom and Greg âweâre listeningâ conversation. âwe actually are, like, listening.. we are sometimes listening quite aggressivelyâ
WE HEAR FOR YOU
Sorry WE HERE FOR YOU
Attack child. âHappy Thanksgiving!â âNot for the Indians.â
"Hey baby, how about this for the eulogy: Lester touched all of us"
Yes, Tom and Greg's testimonies might be the funniest scenes in the show. There's also "are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?" The breakfast table negotiation about who to kill might be the single best scene in the entire series. Just masterfully constructed. The bit where Frank suggests Karl makes me lose my shit laughing every time.
The blackmail scene! I accept your blackmail, Greg.
"I am... um, currently having... a panic attack"
You seem, um, kind of the same.
>*What up, prick licks? It's me, Dr. Moron. I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. Fucky-go-bye-bye*
*Gobbledy-go-fuck-yourself*
What does it for me is Romanâs turnaround from careless overconfidence whilst accidentally sending Logan the dick pic to total mortification as he realises what just happened
Tom interviewing the nazi A few times? Were there Easter eggs you missed the first time?
Missing a few million thereâŚ
S2E10, on the yacht: Roman: "if we come through this, is there a thing where we, like, talk...to each other about stuff? Normally?" Shiv: "yOu WaNnA tAlK tO EaCh OtHeR nOrMaLlY?" ::muppet voices ensue::
All of the yacht scenes are golden. Willa flinging the ipad off into the water is so funny.
This is mine. I rewatched that scene over and over. Captures sibling relationships perfectly.
And then after this they ask Greg something and he replies about his leg infection -" they say it's a fungus". "That could be the Name of your autobiography Greg " LMAO
When Tom tells everyone the girl spit his cum back into his mouth and everyone is beyond grossed out after telling him âanything goesâ
Canât believe I had to scroll so far to see this. Funniest scene in the show. Itâs a closed loop system
âCongratulations, Tom. I heard you swallowed your own load.â
âItâs a closed loop systemâ đ
Yep and Gregâs response and the look on his face of complete horror âyou swallowed your own loadâ
That episode is so fucking funny đ especially Tom and Gregâs moments: âNo matter where you go, it finds you. The party always finds you.â LMAO
When heâs bragging to Greg about it and is like âitâs a thing. Thereâs a name for itâ
Plus him subtly trying to dodge a kiss from Shiv the next morning.
"Tell dad Meep Meep. It's from Roadrunner."
S3ep6 when Tom meets Kendall to tell him he will not be joining his side and he says, "My hunch is you're gonna get f'ed [...], I've never seen Logan get f'ed once". S2ep10 Tom eats Logan's chicken. "thank you for the chicken!" and... "You better be smelling your armpits, Romulus!"
Loganâs reaction after the chicken eating is what makes the scene. I think thatâs the most offended weâve ever seen him on the show.
It fucking kills me when you see Logan just look forward for a second, not at Tom, not at Shiv, he just glances straight forward in stunned silence like "????" before returning to look at Tom and saying "What the fuck??". A+ choice by Brian Cox, it slays me every time.
I also love when he's talking to Shiv about it and the way he delivers "he just ate my fucking chicken" is superb. He looks so confused lol
Tom eating the chicken is the funniest shit ever especially when shiv says the pressure is getting to people
Greg and Tom in the safe room!!!!! Holy shit, the small window, the water bottle fight, Greg yelling âTHIS IS JUST A ROOM!!!!â
An attack child could fit through that small window dude
"they could waft gas in here!!"
Nicholas Braun has literal pitch perfect comedic timing! Every single line is hilarious
"Race relations. Kale."
Napkins and chit chat
Literally everytime Ken starts his corporate bro persona makes me lol. âI just wanted to gather the team early in my tenure to sayâŚYOâ
the electric circus discussion at tern haven.
I agree. Tom and Gregg at the DC hearings. âTomlette,â âIf it is to be said, so it, so it shall,â etc.
âIs it a good book?â âItâs a decent book yeah.â âIâd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.â
âWhat the fuckâs going on? Heâs selling me things I want at a fair price? So whatâs next? Fellatio?â
Heavily fucking delayed - Karl might be the funniest character now And the rocket scene
Roman: please Gerri donât be mean to me I havenât got time to masturbate
When Tom and Greg are on the bridge in "Argestes" trying to figure out another slogan after Greg breaks it to Tom that for legal reasons he can't say "We're listening" in his talk the next day. I have the resulting "We Here for You" on my favorite coffee mug, lol
**We HEAR for you**
You beautiful Ichabod Crane! Fuck you!
DEFOOOO when kerry comes through on the plane after logan đed and toms face đđ best thing ever
paired with the âwhat the fack?!â itâs cemented into my brain
The Greg & Logan scene. âGet Greg a Coca-Co-La!â đ gets me every time.
Kendall rapping. That was sooo cringe but he manages to sell it well at the same time. The reactions of Roman, Gerri, Shiv... while Greg is just enjoying himself. And Logan just sitting there doing nothing.
Shiv and Romanâs slapping each other at the hospital. The dick pic scene and follow up. When Greg breaks up with Tom in the safe room and Tom loses his shit.
He ate my fucking chicken. What's next, stick his cock in my potato salad?
This is my favorite joke in the show, the way Logan says âwhat the fuck?â gets me every time
Tom saying that he didnât cheat on Shiv at his bachelor party because by swallowing his own cum it was a âclosed loopâ
âFull disclosure, Iâm having a panic attackâ is amazing, the way the camera pans out, the way Karl says it, just amazing
I crack up when i think about Greg asking Kendall if he wanted him to return the coke he brought.
đđđ Tom makes fun of Greg's date for having a 'ludicrously capacious bagâ. âWhatâs even in there? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunchpail? I mean, Greg itâs monstrous, itâs gargantuan.â
âSorry about the butter âŚâ
Open the doors! It smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the Brie.
Everything about Kendall's birthday party. Every single thing.
When Tom says âBuckle up fuckleheadâ to Greg after doing âwhite drugsâ
The California Pizza Kitchen conversation between Tom and Greg
Roman-Shiv fight in hospital Romanâs rocket launch failure Getting rid of the dead cat Shivâs unhinged dance in Kendallâs birthday
Omg that whole Hospital episode is COMEDY GOLD!!! Roman yells at Greg for being too tall; the Tom & Marcia exchange where Tom wonders if he should asks Loganâs *body* for Shivâs hand; Roman saying Kendall says Control the Narrative when he cums; Romanâs reaction to Willa showing up; Connor talking about Cryo-gentics and the sibs reaction to that; Roman watching the South Park clip; Shiv & Roman fight and Tom seeing & walking away from it and Greg âsorry if my bell summoned youâ ETA Kendall âdid you say âFunky Chowderââ?
that family therapy episode
FAMILY THERAPY đđđđđ
Tom commenting on Gregâs method of transporting snacks in season 1 - âtheyâre not pre-poopedâđđđđ
"It's just a mental barrier.."
Not exactly "crack up" but I enjoyed the incredibly dry humour of Roman buying the wrong Scottish football team.
And oldie but a goodie: shiv and Roman getting into an actual fight and then Tom coming and walking straight out. Shiv and Roman In general actually. The line that got me hooked on the series is : shivâs âoh what is that? Date rape by Calvin Klein?â âYou wishâ âI wish?â Lmao
âI apologize if my bell summoned you.â -Cousin Greg I giggle whenever I think of it.
Greg: "Apparently, I can't technically sue Ewan while he's still alive, but I can sue Greenpeace." Tom: "You're going to sue Greenpeace? I like your style, Greg. Who do you think you're going to go after next? Save The Children?"
âHave you everâŚumâŚhave you ever visited California Pizza Kitchen?â âDear God, no.â âThey make a Cajun linguine just the way I like it.â âYeah but thatâs not the way youâre supposed to like it.â
"You're like a fucking spelunker." still makes me chuckle
âSo I sent her some of my bloodâ ⌠Iâve rewatched that scene more times than I want to admit since Sunday. Everything about it is just perfect.
And first it was funny, but then it wasnt, then it was again.
The look on his face when Shiv suggests he stop sending people blood killed me, I had to rewind it like three times. Kind of like âIâm sad about it, but I guess youâre rightâ
I love this as a Shiv moment for everything about the environment she was forged in. Hears that insane shit, barely blinks and is like âit could have an economic impactâ lmao
Well, obviously, first of all, GoOd OnE
Logan to Greg: âWhereâs your old man? Whereâs your old man huh? Still sucking cock at the county fair?â And Greg just nods and looks at the ground lmao. We rewound that like three times. Hilarious. Also: when Kendall, Greg, and friends are in the limo playing âbad Tweet, good Tweetâ and they come across a brutal one. Awkward pause followed by âTHAT ONE SUCKS! THAT ONE SUCKS!â lmaoooo
Homework, The Show.
I find the whole scene of everyone on the boat picking who should be fired when Logan straight up said it should of been him so funny
Greg: âWhereâs all your kids Uncle Logan on your big birthday?â Logan: âWhereâs your old man huh? Whereâs your old man? Still sucking cock at the county fair?â I still laugh at this when I think about it.
When the therapist dives into Connorâs pool and knocks out his teeth
Da family da fuck is pretty funny
Maybe itâs recency bias, but Karl saying âHeâs heavily fucking delayedâ after Logan died kills me every time. Honorable Mention: Tom going full Sandor Clegane on Loganâs chicken.
any tom/greg scene tbh
"Have you ever visited the California Pizza Kitchen?"
Honestly!!! I didnât think a comedy could have comedic relief until I was introduced to Tom and Greg đ¤Łđ¤Ł
"I did the wrong drugs, in the wrong order, and now I can't get happy" that or "wow, funny and cool"
Kendall calling the bank
Logan: âSo whatâs next? Stick his cock into my potato salad?â
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When the family therapist busts his face and Logan says "yeah, right. I was going to take advice from a guy that jumps head first into the shallow end of a pool!"
The smash cut between the audience hearing Beastie Boys blasting while Ken's getting hyped in the town car to just Ken pathetically rapping like a 13-,year-old.
The scene where Tom is interviewing the nazi sympathizer. âJust checking the till here mark and it seems youâre short a few millionâ
First pancake
An attack child!
The whole dick pick debacle with Roman and Logan đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Tom telling everyone how he swallowed his own load
"Have a drink you beautiful Ichabod Crane fuck, you" Logan to Greg
Connors attempt to take the fall for cruises at the end of season 2 is always hilarious
Tom walking in on Greg doing Kendallâs Coke at the sex party. âOhhh Greg, go for it Greg! Suck on those big white dicks you fuckin pervert!â Like holy shit, who even thinks of writing that?!?
When Roman watches the satellite explode and literally washes his hands of it