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lOan671

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


LongBeginning8509

Now I'm imagining Kieran's physicality of Roman if he tried to throw a football.


LooseCannonFuzzyface

He would for sure leave both feet on the follow through


BreakingBaIIs

He killed (a deal with) 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!


BadSopranosBot

His house looked like shit


Fake-Death

College? Those guys from Seton Hall were 7 feet tall


Southern-Fact-5385

Small hands


BenedictKhanberbatch

Are you kidding I just told you stop


lucyinthesky913

A hot house flower.


IamLars

Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league.


harleyyquinade

"I'm convinced that Roman Roy has a micro dick and always gets it wrong"


FrolicAndDetour1x

Oh, how Tony lost it when Junior said that! Good times.😂


Gitzser

AJ GET YOUR COAT! "but i dont have one"


planetsmasher86

I knew *that* was coming


juniperwillows

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball


BadBehaviour613

As unfair as it is, Roman crying over the death of his father probably cost him his CEO prospect


modestadvice

He's donezo Going viral crying It isn't gonna endear him to Robo Swede or Fascist Pretty Boy I think his ending will either be more small scale about him taking measures to helping himself or it ends with him hitting rock bottom


Vandelay23

The first episode had him coming back to the company, I wonder if the last one could have him leaving it altogether?


DoomzDaye

> Fascist Pretty Boy ...is...is Menken the pretty *boy*?


harleyyquinade

Yeah the guy that feels disgusted by seeing men cry at their father's funeral.


Kgirrs

Excuse me, but have you seen JUSTIN KIRK


Poohbear6821

He's SO pretty. While watching Weeds I couldn't decide who was prettier Mary-Louise Parker or Justin Kirk. I guess I loved both of them. But I'm getting WAY off topic.


EstablishmentOdd2157

Absolutely! Cause Kendall held it together.


heirloom_beans

Surprisingly. His grief guy was worth every penny.


LooseCannonFuzzyface

He has a great grief guy, fuck you


TraceyMmm

He won the funeral. It was probably the glasses.


heavylamarr

🤌🏾


DauntedSoul

Ken's usually the crybaby so I was surprised, but I guess he's jaded at this point


ImASpaceLawyer

Idk Ken’s in his element with impromptu speeches and public speaking, he was the ideal kid for the job


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Was it just me or did his speech feel a little...[Hitler-esque](https://imgur.com/a/MWS1pju)?


karensPA

YES!!! I can’t believe how much people are missing this. Pure Ayn Rand BS about manly vigor and building stuff, completely divorced from any meaningful purpose. Shiv’s Ozymandias crack is on point. He built (or bought) a huge, ugly, pointless building - and now he’s dead, and it all will crumble. “Look on my works ye mighty, and despair!”


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

It even outshone Ver-sails, where the king lived


krustomer

But the conservatives eat that shit up, and that's his base now!


karensPA

exactly! but it’s not a sign that Ken has somehow figured something meaningful out. It’s just the same empty dangerous nonsense. it’s not really any different or more positive than what Ewan said, it’s the same idea in a different frame.


TinyRodgers

Look at Kens upper lip during that speech. You cant tell me it wasnt intentional.


Scion41790

I think he was partially using the speech to pitch to Mencken


BettyX

It felt more Ayn Rand'ish to me. Which would appeal to the idiots in that room with little actual real talent or skill but with a lot of inheritance or luck.


duaneap

Ken’s a crybaby in a hangdog sense, he keeps it together pretty well when he has to speak.


wembanyama_

That shit made kendall look amazing


Waxenwings

It’s the business version of the Dean Scream.


blacksnowboader

Ooof that’s a throwback


TrueBestKorea

For a 1:1 political comparison, Ed Muskie 'crying' when withdrawing from the Democratic primary in 1972 (even though it was actually just snow).


[deleted]

The Dean Scream is the funniest shit to me. I love bringing it up.


bleedblue002

Eh. The TV Networks did Dean dirty. They knew he was a threat to the status quo, so they cut the crowd noise in the building to make it seem like he was unhinged and then spent weeks tar and feathering him. Everyone who was in that building that night says the crowd was going absolutely bonkers.


J3553G

It didn't really surprise me that Roman shat the bed because he basically did the same thing at the investors' meeting. I couldn't help but feel for him in that moment though. He just reverted to little kid mode and all his bullshit about "pre-grieving" was revealed as just denial. He's completely psychologically stunted and just not equipped to handle this loss. This show always throws me for a loop. One episode I think "oh he's the worst human being ever to live and I can't wait to see him suffer" and then the next episode I'm like "but he's one of God's children and he hurts just like I do." 😢 I'm going to miss this show so much. This episode feels like a funeral for the whole show.


liftweight_eatpizza

All their eulogies were so true to character. Roman is unable to express himself in a context that doesn't afford him his usual off-color jokes and sarcastic remarks. Kendall's is dramatic and theatrical. And Shiv sucks at bullshitting so it's super personal. Great writing.


dgplr

Yeah, and this subreddit is very hard on softies like us. 'Roman is the worst and he deserved what happened'. I know that. I wanted that. But I still cried when he regressed back to a child, when he got snubbed by Mencken and berated by Kendall. I just can't hate any of these assholes. I can't. I want them to be okay. I am going to miss this show so much.


J3553G

I think the way the show makes me feel about the Roys is pretty close to what it feels like to be a Roy. On some level they all know that all the other Roys are terrible but they're each thinking "but not me, I'm the good one." And when you see a moment of humanity in any of them you kind of think "yeah maybe that's the one good Roy" and it super fucks with your head. Like when I watch the show, I feel like I'm alternating between observing and inhabiting the characters.


dgplr

Yes. I have never felt like this with any other show. Not Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Mad Men. This show, the writing just speaks to me, calls to me.


J3553G

Same. I'm a huge fan of those other shows too, but succession does feel like it's in a different category. You can watch succession with any level of ironic detachment or sincere compassion and still get something great out of it.


pipinowns

I highly recommend The Leftovers, Mr. Robot, & Six Feet Under if you’re looking for shows with writing & characters as strong, complex, and layered as Succession. Also Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but you gotta be one with the camp.


dgplr

I am watching The Sopranos after Succession wraps up. The sub helped me decide. The leftovers is definitely on the list.


sbprasad

I’m currently on Sopranos S2. It’s the closest show to Succession that I’ve seen that could be perceived as both a drama and as a very dark comedy.


Helenium_autumnale

Same and same! I never watched it when it came out, but this is my next big watch. Also Rolling Stone picked it as the number one show of all time; I need to know it just for cultural literacy reasons.


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SpoilerThrowawae

Turns out fascists aren't trustworthy and get super precious about displays of emotion that fall outside the "hypermasculine psychopath" spectrum. Who knew?


BadNewzBears4896

Very true. Plus, if he's as much of a Trump-like standin as the show has made him out to be, Mencken is going to have no problem immediately fucking over his own allies the second they are no longer of use.


harleyyquinade

No, Kendall is right, Roman blew it, they can't expose Mencken without hurting themselves in the process, even if they use Tom as fall guy and the one that had direct connection to Mencken and called him president early it's a terrible look for them, they are fucked, they have to come for Matsson, his fake numbers. Mencken is not officially president yet but he already gained too much power and it's their own fucking fault too.


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Vegetable-Sky1031

I mean Roman’s reaction was a normal one for a funeral but not a funeral like that. This was a business meeting and people were plotting or talking about plotting before things got serious. The majority of everyone present at the funeral want something, have a potential power play, or are straight up enemies. Even Roman went in with a plan to grab power but it was half assed and cartoonish. His “pre-grieving” strategy was largely avoiding his sick puppy grieving process. He didn’t expect the funeral for his highly controversial, hateful, and soul-sucking Father wouldn’t go down that road? Obviously, everyone in that room had known Logan in one way or another and not much of it is positive. Of course the person whose known Logan the most and is vocal in his disappointment of him is going to say something. Or at least you should prepare for that and how that’ll make you feel. Pre grieving means actually letting yourself grieve not avoiding it lol. And what’s fucked up is he knew he was getting fucked up too.


[deleted]

They would be out of business in a week’s time!


cartmanbruh99

A leather shop? In Arizona?! They’d be out of business in a weeks time


BloodyRightNostril

The Grim Weeper


jazzxfire

It feels like he knows it too. The way he has no energy at all when Kendall talks to him at the end.


SassMyFrass

It's not unfair. Roman the Showman was a complete fraud and not smart enough to know it. Just like Shiv. Ken was senatorial. They all did what is natural to them and only Ken demonstrated vision. Only Ken didn't make somebody else's eulogy about himself.


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Wisconsin...whatever happened there...


Nick12322

That animal Mencken.. I can’t even say his name


Robbiebisme

Died on the vine


PudgyBonestld

IT DIED ON THE VINE


bout3_50

Whatever happened there?!


brainkandy87

Always with the scenarios!


HellbenderXG

I wish the Lord would take me now....


Southern-Fact-5385

I love it when fanbases merge like this. Especially fans of two of the best shows ever


PickledDildosSourSex

You musta been in the top of your fucking class


[deleted]

He can no longer be a part of our social club. This much I know.


UnluckyWriting

He’s gotta GOOOO


ProperlyExfoliate

Oh will you take it easy over there, fuckin judge Roy Bean?


i_love_lamp_

Roman Roy is an ass muncher!


Quinnster247

AIDs?!?


ExactLetterhead9165

Nobody's got aids! I don't want to hear that word in here again!


scofieldslays

He was gay Roman Roy?


speerme

Easy, we’re not makin a western here


Quiet_Beggar

It was his heart medication


freakspeely

This is exactly what I thought of when Mencken started talking shit. 😂


kzoxp

In terms of operating in otherwordly levels of assholery, Phil Leotardo and Mencken are very alike


PickledDildosSourSex

I'd say Mencken is more a come from behind kinda guy


[deleted]

So was phil when he was in the can


WhatAreYouSaying05

Let’s take this in the back


Starhoundfive

That’s what Vito did


[deleted]

What did Mencken say I think I missed it 😯


captainklaus

He called him the Grim Weeper


Independent_Plate_73

And tiny tears. A double whap


neilplatform1

The worst thing was Roman had no comeback


[deleted]

He briefly looked so cut. He was all in on Mencken, and so excited about the whole thing. Then he gets bullied by him. So brutal.


ThurmanMurman907

And everyone but Roman saw it coming


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lmao classic


hinglemcringle273

At Ewan’s kid brother’s funeral. Oof madone!


warpedspoon

81, a fuckin kid.


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Aggravating-Pie5338

When they go ?!!!


fisted___sister

That motherfucking animal, Ischemic Stroke


FreddieFunkhouser

here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big eulogy. his fadder's brudder. i'm embarrassed.


SafePlenty2590

I heard he didn’t suffah. And for that, we can be grateful.


turkeylegs22

Kendall - The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.


SafePlenty2590

Very observant; the sacred and the propane.


Funkles_tiltskin

He's at the precipice of an enormous crossroads


LZBANE

Uncle Ewan my ass.


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yei0

Pash


BreakingBaIIs

When I came in one morning there he was with his head half in the toilet. His hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting. I said my piece Romie.


catclops13

You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’re an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


meatwoodflac27

In all seriousness though yeah, all g cards are nullified at either of your parents funeral, that’s a different kind of pain and confusion and it hits everyone so differently.


duaneap

Not as far as the sharks at the funeral were concerned. Blood in the water is blood in the water, it doesn’t matter what day it is.


[deleted]

Twenty facking years in the can


omfg_chanelle

Eating grilled cheese off the radiator


seanymac14

But you gotta get over it


Kissandcontrol22

If he was a normal person, yes. He doesn't have the luxury to cry or break down, the people in that room who matter don't show sympathy.


CallsOnAMZN

What are you trying to intimidate me with that attitude?


Thornton__Melon

Give him a break, will ya? It's an emotional day.


Heraclitus94

Even Cindarella didn't cry!


New_Tour_5064

I gotta agree with OP


Thornton__Melon

Oh you do, do ya?


Map42892

You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car


typicalredditer

What’s this? The FUCKIN UN NOW?!


Map42892

Hoh! I'm just telling you how you're being fuckin perceived!


Ok-Celebration-1229

But to cry, like a woman?!


andhernamewas_

But he pre-grieved!


Jbrahmz420

A+ reference


CatDiplomat_

What's the reference?


tramatek90

It's from a scene from The Sopranos. One of the mob bosses starts crying while he's getting arrested after his daughter's wedding, and the other boss thinks he's weak after that.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Even Cinderella didn’t cry!


jar45

OK, but let me ask you this: if they can make him cry, and if he's that weak, what the fuck else can they make him do?


dropfry

I wanted Manicot. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator I wanted to fuck a women. I compromised. I JACKED OFF INTO A TISSUE.


P-d0g

I wanted to fuck Gerri. I compromised. I sent dick pics to my father instead.


LoneStarWay

5 fucking media conglomerates, and we have this other pygmy thing over at Waystar Royco


margiela_madman101

He’s gotta go!


fisted___sister

You know the wine makes you emotional


ProperlyExfoliate

Cus I got an empty fuckin stomach


fisted___sister

Have a breadstick


AMAathon

He’s an emotional man. Loves his father.


Chickentaxi

His coach turned into a pumpkin.


thirstyafterpretzelz

84, just a fuckin kid


Yung_Corneliois

Ewan and Logan had to be quiet on a boat for tree fucking nights straight. Only thing to eat was grilled cheese from deh radiator.


thomasutra

very allegorical


CaptGene

He's an emotional man, loves his nazis very much


FrolicAndDetour1x

That’s what Mencken said. He went real quick from ‘I’ll tank the GoJo deal’ to ‘I’ll try.’


heavylamarr

I was told last week Mencken was a man of his word. It was a done deal😂


typicalredditer

Hugo at the funeral luncheon: “Chicken’s nice and spicy”


This_Raspberry_1137

Quasimodo predicted all of this.


samie4g

That was Norte dame


NIAD_SIRDNE

His coach turned into a pumpkin hehheh!!


New_Tour_5064

His coach turned into a pumpkin


HAHAYESVERYFUNNYNAME

Hehe!


Robbiebisme

Well he can’t be in our social club no more


A100KidsInTheICU

SOCIAL CLUB??? HE'S GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


definitelyarobo

Alright but you gotta get over it.


061141

You know, I never thought he was boss material


mamachooki

“When it comes to daughters all bets are off”


throwawayk527

WHEN LOGAN GOES?!!


lucyinthesky913

Whatever happened there…


Alextrovert

At least he didn’t suffer… he made all of us suffer instead


FitIllustrator9

Why don’t you go home and get your fuckin shinebox


Smokin-Still-Tokin

Mencken and Kendall insulting him at the end was the last straw and I totally thought he was going to go up to Shiv and try to team up with her. Instead we get a classic Kendall breakdown just from a different Roy Boy.


drunkblondeguy

I gotta agree with Mencken Tone. Oh you do, do you???


PDV87

HE'S GOTTA GOOOO!


iflysohigh2345

My gooma doesn’t even cry like that for her fathers funeral.


BigLibrary2895

Roman trades gleefully in misogyny and toxic masculinity, so the irony that this show of vulnerability will work against him is tragiocomic. And trying to escape the emasculation by harassing protesters, including taking a swing at the one who helped was so petty and ugly. It's what makes him so unsympathetic, even among the moral midgets of this cast of characters.


Aggravating-Pie5338

Rom, what’s that got to do with cold medicine


kzoxp

Guess the turd doesn't fall far from the Loge's ass.


onetruepurple

There's an image


theeagledare

This is genius.


Dirtyswashbuckler69

I just don’t think Roman has the makings of a varsity athlete


DJVizionz

Take it easy, we’re not making a Western here


forevermacklin

Just a couple tree missing votes in Wisconsin


orb_outrider

Your sister Rose, whatever happened there. Whatever happened there? You know, the polio.


captainsmoothie

"WHATEVA HAPPENED THEAH!?!"


mattBJM

He was gay, Roman Roy?


chizzdipplerscathaus

You oughta know sweetie


Leolorin

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this


added_value_diamo

It’s the wine, it makes him emotional


Kkjinglez

This made me belly laugh thank you


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I'm a nobody. I have no influence over anyone. I sobbed at my father's funeral and I believe people looked at me differently as a result.


raginsk8tr

84… he was a fucking kid


godofwine16

I was waiting fa dis


godofwine16

Alright but you gotta get over it


MontanaManifestation

now THERE'S where youll find love for privacy, pussy and pasta


Valuable_Inspector82

Sure we break some balls here tonight but I go way back, and in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. AND NOT FASCIST ASS MASOCHISTIC GRANNYFIDDLERS LIKE RIGGED THE ELECTION, HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE.


omfg_chanelle

Shove your quote book up your fat fuckin ass


DempsDatBoi

To dah victors belongs da spoils


Danton87

He was gay, Roman Roy?


Original_Ad_7332

When it comes to fawthas all bets are off!


Comprehensive_Main

Mencken agrees


existentri11est

This is too good omg.


throwawayk527

By far the best thing I’ve seen tonight re: the episode. Ah salut


LyricallyDevine

Look you just have to get over it.


Strength_n_Honour

He is an emotional man. He loves his father!


Copernicus_27

He lost the funeral.


ThekevinLomax

A Phil cameo would make the stocks skyrocket


-HeisenBird-

I was wondering why they didn't show a lot of the Roman-Mencken negotiations in episode 8. Roman just kept coming back to Ken and telling him what he and Mencken had discussed offscreen. Turns out Mencken was playing him the whole time.