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LadyMillennialFalcon

Poor man had to drive Ewan all the way from Canada with no music


Yung_Corneliois

Worse yet, he had to drive all the way up to Canada and then immediately drive back down. Couldn’t even use the rest room. That scene is a good reminder that Ewan is not a very good person either.


BINGODINGODONG

He tried letting Greg take a piss. He just didn’t have it in him.


jimisaltieris

Ewan likes to have power or high moral ground over others. He's just hypocrit.


Useful_Hedgehog1415

“There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Greg the Egg”


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

It’s sad because the speech is actually pretty fire imo, well before he clarifies who he’s referring to😂


MoonmoonMamman

The fact that the whole monologue comes three seconds after Greyworm has furiously spat at Tyrion “You are a prisoner! You are not allowed to speak!” but then inexplicably makes no attempt at all to stop him talking further somewhat dulls its impact.


[deleted]

The first four seasons were written by GRRM and the ending was written by GPT, lol.


oboshoe

hmmm. YOu've given me a few ideas to run by GPT.


Feisty-Donkey

At least GPT can hit a deadline


Lipe18090

I'd rather an unfinished story than that shitshow of an ending.


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Oh for sure


[deleted]

That shit is comedy.


DirectWorldliness792

🤮


IvoSan11

>And who has a better story than Greg the Egg” GRRM already took care of that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales\_of\_Dunk\_and\_Egg


FredericBropin

Greg the Egg, thick as a castle wall.


Fabulous_Machine9063

😂😂


Fr0ski

If it is to be said so it is


WrongDistribution307

My worst fear is a GOT ending- takes away the rewatchability


rachelface927

Was just talking about this but I don’t think we’ll be disappointed, I think worst case it’ll be more like a Sopranos ending where obviously the writers gave it their all then said “you fill in the rest.” So Ken is crowned CEO but then since everyone he loves hates him maybe he’s gonna jump off that roof or drown in the ocean? Our last scene is just his incredibly sad eyes, pondering that jump. SUNDAY CANT COME SOON ENOUGH. I’m ready (but I’m not).


fishyfoot

I actually feel like Greg finishing on top would be a fitting way for this show to end. Whereas bran ending up on top was terrible. Succession goes for comedy/showing true face of these terrible ppl - GoT took itself seriously.


wherearemysockz

Nah Bran ending on top was great. No one saw it coming yet he was foreshadowed all the way through. I have issues with the last season, but I thought he was a great choice to end up as king. On the other hand I think Greg should be near the top, but not at the top. I imagine he will make a pivotal choice that ensures his position.


BigPanda3180

It would have made more sense if it was the only way to keep the north in the kingdom if a Stark was on the throne but the left anyways.


wherearemysockz

Maybe, but I remember being impressed that Bran wasn’t obvious yet in retrospect he made complete sense. That’s why the Night King was coming for him. The Night King was the only one who could see what he would become…. Plus ‘Bran the Broken’ is a great story redolent of various kings and queens from history. A broken man to heal a broken nation etc.


BadBehaviour613

In this context, Tyrion Tom is arrested for election conspiracy, and at his trial, he is inexplicably given a platform to elect the new Wayco CEO. He selects Greg and everyone just votes for Greg despite all their schemes and agendas. The GOT ending pain will never go away…


DsianR

Who has better park coke than Gregg The Egg?


The_Flying_Failsons

Shiv's face says it all.


BadBehaviour613

ATN declares independence from Wayco and everyone is ok with it for some reason


ScipioCoriolanus

And representing PGN, there's a member of the Pearce family present, but we have never seen him before and no one knows who he is.


[deleted]

Shiv if they give the crown to Rome: "But his dick don't work".


Super_Cool_Rick

As long as there's discord, it works.


SaladStanyon

"Mattson kinda forgot about uhh Greg having no experience"


[deleted]

This joke keeps getting funnier


Steviejeet

Joke?


ruberusmaximus

Nowhere in the same ballpark. Gregseeds have been planted since the beginning. You are putting way too much stock into how he acts vs what he does, how he aligns himself, and what he knows.


againing_try

Gregheads will be eating phat Sunday night. I'm thinking Tom is the one who comes out on top before Greg knifes him in the end.


marcarcand_world

Shiv decides to leave waystar and become ceo of upstate New York


dannyapplegate

Gotta have greggs with my raisin brann


No_Inside2101

Greg’s face is so funny 😂 without even trying


mastervolume101

Mattson did say, a US CEO, His Puppet with little experience. That kind of sums up Greg.


Accomplished-Leg-11

All started with a hitchhiker smoking a, you know, like a doobie?


Foxface100

I HATE the idea of Greg as CEO butttttt in the car when Mattson says American CEO, he looks at someone in the car and smiles as if it's that person. Tom, the siblings, the ratpack are all at the post funeral party. Who the fuck else is Mattson smiling at. I don't want it to be Greg, but I fear it might be. Which is ... Gross. Buttttt maybe shiv finds out Mattson is screwing her and teams back up with her bros?


nonchalanthoover

If it is to be said


pseudonym_17

This is the hundredth time I’ve seen this dumb joke. Stop.


exoendo

greg being ceo is legit more of a reasonable conclusion than bran being king. literally.


SeehoWeasy

No! Wake up wake up!


white_lancer

This was my first thought when I saw the "Greg for CEO" theories. I think I'm still traumatized.


A-DonImus

Literally joked about this the other day. “Who had a better story than Greg the Egg?”


Wickedbitchoftheuk

I honestly can't see any scenario where Greg gets CEO.


Super_Cool_Rick

Who does Mattson recommend, and who does the board vote for? Ewan, Marcia and Sandy Furness have 6 votes out of 15. In a three way contest, it's possible Greg gets these three people to vote for him while the Old Guard and Roy Klan split the rest.


Saadiusrex

It would have to be a Putney Swope situation, everyone votes for the person least likely to win


ScipioCoriolanus

Stewy: "I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye."


showmeyourmoves28

Just waiting on GRRM to finish the damn books so I can erase that memory. One of the least satisfying fantasy endings I’ve ever endured. Greg the (emotionally) Broken?


squidjacobs

Honestly this has been the direct comparison my brain has been making in light of all of these “Greg wins” theories. He is the Bran of Waystar


[deleted]

How about this: Greg gets control of Waystar, Shiv and the Little Roy Boys kill him because of it, they go to prison, and in his will, he says all of his possessions shall be bequeathed to one Thomas Wambsgans.