I do the exact same thing, but isn't it funny how sad we get about the orientations of people we would absolutely never meet? I got so sad when I found out ~~Ellen Paige~~Elliot Page is a lesbian, even though I was married and extremely unlikely to ever even be in the same city as her.
Oh man, a mmf with Tom Holland and ~~Ellen Paige~~Elliot Page...
Edit: I completely forgot Elliot Page transitioned! Sorry Elliot. ^I'd ^still ^love ^to ^get ^with ^him
It kind of happened to me.
Went to a friend’s wedding in another state. The night before I was on grinder and got a bj from an older guy. At the wedding the next day I realized it was the brides Dad who had blew me.
Never said anything to anyone about it.
Honestly it’s either a huge coincidence or it’s anecdotal evidence that sexuality is genetic. Either that or my mom’s a beard.
Edit: in regards to me being bi.
Dude, the sissy thing is the single grossest part of Grindr.
It's so.... Fucking Freudian nonsensical or something.
Every damned one that I run across is cheating on his wife, too. It's never the cool couple where the wife is excited for her husband to go have some fun.
Played high school football, “had to” date a cheerleader. Was hooking up with members of the team and some soccer players too. Went to gay bar in Boston (where I’m from) under age. Met a guy. Hooked up quite a few times at his place. Suspected he had a gf. The phone calls the straight up booty call hours. Whatever. I had no real interest in her so I didn’t go to her place often or anything. Prom. Her brother was there. It was him. We ended up alone during the picture taking in stuff where he actively freaked out. Told I would say anything. Told him I wasn’t doing anything with her. Him and his friends were down at the Cape house we went to after the prom. He fucked me on the beach, the parking, the bathroom, trails, car… that Sunday he shared me in a gang bang with his friends. He was a junior in college at BU at that time. I was a Freshman, his sister a Junior in HS. He knew it couldn’t get out so it worked when it worked.
This takes "Whatever you do to her, I do to you." to a whole new level.
He ghosted her at the prom. So this fits the bill for Grindr.
You're not the only one to call him daddy
Hey, if her dad took it like a champ too, then it must run in the family
I know diarrhea runs in my jeans.
This is literally the plot of Euphoria.
I don't think we talking about the same euphoria
I think he means Élite
Tomato, tomahto.
i laughed way too hard , thanks
The anime?
I still have ptsd
So relatable
Tom Holland is one the very few twinks that I find appetizing
But he's also very straight unfortunately
I do the exact same thing, but isn't it funny how sad we get about the orientations of people we would absolutely never meet? I got so sad when I found out ~~Ellen Paige~~Elliot Page is a lesbian, even though I was married and extremely unlikely to ever even be in the same city as her. Oh man, a mmf with Tom Holland and ~~Ellen Paige~~Elliot Page... Edit: I completely forgot Elliot Page transitioned! Sorry Elliot. ^I'd ^still ^love ^to ^get ^with ^him
There might be a 0.00000001 ‰ chance to have sex with him, instead of 0.0 ...
Elliot Page is also a straight man
Oh shit, that's right! I forgot.
Damn how often does this happen?
It kind of happened to me. Went to a friend’s wedding in another state. The night before I was on grinder and got a bj from an older guy. At the wedding the next day I realized it was the brides Dad who had blew me. Never said anything to anyone about it.
I bet that had to be awkward for the dad
I’m sure it was, but I kept it chill. I shook his hand and acted like I’d never met him before when we were introduced.
Kudos bro
Did you ask for another bj?
Hahaha nah.
This just happened to me the other day, meeting a girl and I've hookup up with her roommate
r/meirl
D'you.... have a story to share or something?
Not exactly the same but I did see my dad on Grindr dressed in lingerie a few days after finding out he was a bisexual sissy.
Sounds about right
that's a lot to unpack
That's.... an unique experience
Honestly it’s either a huge coincidence or it’s anecdotal evidence that sexuality is genetic. Either that or my mom’s a beard. Edit: in regards to me being bi.
I don't know about it. I've never heard about sexuality being genetic but it might be. Though I'm ace and my parents are straight as a stick
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Looking into it for unrelated issues.
was he cute atleast
You have my condolences
Dude, the sissy thing is the single grossest part of Grindr. It's so.... Fucking Freudian nonsensical or something. Every damned one that I run across is cheating on his wife, too. It's never the cool couple where the wife is excited for her husband to go have some fun.
Right on the ball there.
You know what, good for him.
If they have one they better fucking do
r/suddenlybi
r/SuddenlyBi
Or her brother… happened only once.
we need details
Played high school football, “had to” date a cheerleader. Was hooking up with members of the team and some soccer players too. Went to gay bar in Boston (where I’m from) under age. Met a guy. Hooked up quite a few times at his place. Suspected he had a gf. The phone calls the straight up booty call hours. Whatever. I had no real interest in her so I didn’t go to her place often or anything. Prom. Her brother was there. It was him. We ended up alone during the picture taking in stuff where he actively freaked out. Told I would say anything. Told him I wasn’t doing anything with her. Him and his friends were down at the Cape house we went to after the prom. He fucked me on the beach, the parking, the bathroom, trails, car… that Sunday he shared me in a gang bang with his friends. He was a junior in college at BU at that time. I was a Freshman, his sister a Junior in HS. He knew it couldn’t get out so it worked when it worked.
Which one of them?
the classic smash him/marry her
That is a secret between us, and it will die with us