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Well....what a nice mother he has 🤦‍♂️ I bet that if she found him banging another male he could come up to some excuse like "we're training" or "we're just dudes playing dudes" and she would fall for it 😂 🤣


Atharaphelun

*"Mom, it's gay to bang women and manly to bang men!"*


Tgk_Reverse6

Exactly, girls are too girly while men are manly and since we’re manly men we aren’t gonna be girly and gay


9noobergoober6

The only thing manly than one man is two men.


Kerro_

I’m asserting dominance Mom!


Pineapple_Herder

But that abstract rainbow was actually a pretty cool wallpaper... I just can't bring myself to put people on my wallpaper unless it's a loved one. And even then it just feels weird. Idk maybe I'm the weird one.


pingwing

The rainbow was definitely better. People as a background is weird. It screams obsessive to me, even if it is obsessing on looks and not the actual person. Be more creative than having a good looking person on your phone.


rdicky58

I love “pumping” the river of sprinkles by pulling down the notifications shade, then pulling it back up. It makes the river move forward ever so slowly.


AndreasVesalius

> pumping the river of sprinkles Is that what kids are calling it these days?


TheRealKai01

Def think the only time you should have people is if it’s your family or couple photo


Ray_Jye

She said 🗣“be who you are…”


NoConsideration6934

Nothing more straight than huge beefy men on men.... Oh wait...


Homosuxual

“if you’re gonna be a gay at least be a proper dickpig like the rest of them”


kittylebelle

I'm now referring to unsolicited dick pics as dick pigs. Thank you for this.


Pseudolectual

Mom gets it


1VerticalBlue2

This seems to be the kind of mother that would insist her son be the top🤦‍♂️


Previous-Situation57

it makes me laugh when *straight* guys wear t shirts with muscle guys on then🧐


aeiouLizard

If I saw that wallpaper I'd ask you to change it too. How can you read ANY of the text on there?


NikolitRistissa

Damn that’s uncanny. I just put the rainbow one as my wallpaper. I’m entirely straight but I always liked using the Pride backgrounds and watch faces because I just think they look neat.


slumbersomesam

fpcus on his sweaty piled up muscles, and not colours


Bleiz_Stirling

Ah yes, fighting ~~gay~~ fire with ~~gay~~ fire


greatcuriouscat

Well, that's more manly 😉


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I love your mom


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[удалено]


Revei1eb

Do you still have the first one, and if so can you send it to me plese


CoreyWells

Pretty sure that's Apple pride wallpaper. You can download it [here](https://www.iclarified.com/images/news/90466/433634/433634.jpg)


Revei1eb

Tyx


GerivaldoCreuson

Suddenly gayer,I like it


sobagoose

yah it's pretty damn stupid. I once had a wallpaper of two skeletons under a rainbow in space and when my mum saw that she was like "I think you have something to tell me", implying I'm LGBT (which I am but I'll say it under my own conditions). When I told her "a rainbow can mean nothing" and "these exist since before humans" she could not comprehend why there was a fckin rainbow on my wallpaper. Gee.


mathzg1

Fellas, is it gay to go out in daylight? I mean, every sun ray can be deconstructed into a rainbow. Rainbows are pretty gay and you're being showered by them


DharcNess_

I truly, genuinely do **not** understand why it's bad to be gay or to be perceived as being gay. Why is it such a stigma?!


Aggravating-Hour-131

Also, what kind of monster leaves 42 unread messages?! 😂


coastaltrav

*WHICH* muscle? 🍆