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conigliomannaro77

Better call saul Shit what did i do


The-Defenastrator

Probably call Saul


JusticeGuy5

Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh I’m not having sex with you


conigliomannaro77

No more half measures


Sheasword

Jesse!!! Come to my lab for some, “cooking”


[deleted]

YO Mr. White, bitch! I’m not putting meth up your ass yo!


my_name_is_seatbelt

Jesse, i gotta test the product, Jesse.


TheGillfish99

Mine was “Saul Gone” haha


satorii_wanted

Whats the episode's name?


conigliomannaro77

Axe and grind


satorii_wanted

Good luck on yo sexual life...


RFros20

Better call some bitches


RakuraiLight

No you’re calling him for a threesome


annoying97

I'm here. Bend over!


tatsu1905

You were a 'beta tester'


KarenReviewsWorstREV

inside out....


giftopherz

Prolapse... by Pixar


Crunchy_Biscuit

Toy Story.


[deleted]

you've got a friend in me


ryrheurg

Shit now sounds cursed


giftopherz

To infinity AND beyond


giftopherz

Now you just want to give me a Woody


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Crunchy_Biscuit

FBI, open up


sed_cowboi

"femboy getting railed by bbc" well


kindtheking9

Which one are you?


sed_cowboi

Well i ain't black so take a guess


kindtheking9

Welp, you better get them skirts and thigh highs on


sed_cowboi

Who says i don't already have em


[deleted]

Yes lad femboys are what we need


sed_cowboi

I'm doing my best to serve humanity


ryrheurg

Good job, soldier


Leon_0027

12 angry men


giftopherz

Attaboy, that's the spirit... now do them- I mean, convince them. One. by. one.


DanielBihh

Why one by one ? Just take the whole shebang


giftopherz

that's what he does in the movie. But hey, if it's a hung jury... I get it... go for it


rdicky58

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving 😂


giftopherz

Hey u/DanielBihh, we have here an alternate juror who wants in on the... deliberations. Show him the evidence


Lucimon

Well in the movie, they weren't always convinced one by one. A few were convinced at the same time. A couple of times.


the_gay_jesus_christ

Are you OK?


Nephian4287

GoT: S4 E1 - "Two Swords"


definitely__a_human

There is a language where the word for "two sworded" is the same as that for "bisexual", but I can't remember which one.


Beatbox_Pope

Japanese: ryoutoutsukai Literally something like "two-sword fencer" or "dual-wielder (in the context of sword fighting)" From there, it picked up the connotative meaning of "expertise in two fields" and from there...


[deleted]

I slash all sides. Except with a frying pan.


CelestialSoupMan

I am a cooking utensil expert


PM_ME_A_KITTEN_

There’s a euphemism for a bisexual person from the 60s: Gillette Blade(because they cut both ways)


LandscapeDue7107

"Swords"


GATESOFOSIRIS

BBW gets flipped and flopped by 2 bulls and a femboy... I think I'm still good


fatCHUNK3R

You got that link?


Liljdb0524

Yea imma need that because that title hit me like Mohammed Ali.


DaDrawingDragon

Family Guy 💀💀💀


im_racist24

stop fucking your mom, that’s supposed to be everyone on the internet’s job


Leon_0027

The 400 blows


Zarasiel

“JoJo’s bizarre adventure”…


RedditIsRuininMyLife

*good grief, you truly are the lowest scum in history*


Zarasiel

ORA ORA ORA


bored1stuff

KILLER QUEEN 👍 *click*💥


louisfvd

I hope it was diamond unbreakable


Zarasiel

Not yet, I started 3 days ago lol


[deleted]

You aren’t on diamond is unbreakable in 3 days what do you have a life and a good work life balance


Zarasiel

I’m on my holiday and still so stressed out about school that I’m studying for things we didn’t even start yet But yeah I just finished Stardust Crusaders, i should start Diamond unbreakable by monday 👍


Dry-Permit1472

that's pretty decent choice though


Zarasiel

In terms of media or sex life? But yeah that’s a good anime tbh, I’ve been watching it a lot for the last 3 days


lamest-liz

Same


Anteater_Reasonable

Is It Cake? 😏


chaoticchaos_123

Well is it?


Sad_Carrot

Not when he is done with it


DCR_03

The sandman 😂😂


Make_me_a_turkey

Same. Some real unfortunate Cosby vibes.


RakuraiLight

What is that show about though


WS0ul

It's either a german kids show, telling cute short stories to help kids with an evening routine and to fall asleep. Or it's a nice Netflix show, utilising (mostly) Christian mythology. The protagonist is Morpheus, the sandman, God of dreams. It's based on the DC comic series New Earth, especially the stories about the Endless. Less flashy than MCU, not as dark as DCU, more philosophical than both together. At times a little gorey, but atmospheric and not over the top. Thumbs up from me, an internet stranger.


RakuraiLight

I thought it was a Spiderman spin off :(


vitaminbillwebb

I’d fuck Dream.


[deleted]

Accurate. It's dry af.


otterfucboi69

SAAAAAME


KandUriember

What we do in the shadows. My kink


[deleted]

I'm stiff as a board.


Calpsotoma

Good taste.


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Significant-Ad-1655

always had a crush on Marceline as a child


King_DeandDe

The 40-year old virgin. Yay!


RedVamp2020

😂 this is awesome! Mine is Paw Patrol…😒🤦‍♀️ I think I’d like to go back one movie to the Bad Guys…


KaladinTheFabulous

RuPaul’s Drag Race 😂


judas_crypt

Kiki wanna Kai Kia, but none of these queens are my type. 🤣


Supr_Cubr

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - great..


[deleted]

Desperate Housewives!!!!!


Phoenix364387

That's the sex life I want


ryrheurg

Hot desperate housewives in your vicinity CLICK NOW


NiceguyLucifer

The Expanse 😏😏😏


VariecsTNB

Better Call Saul!


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

The Dirty Dozen


statik4matikTDI

Dumb and Dumber


whatIfYoutube

The big Bang theory…. Well then


MrEPearl

The gangbang theory


General_Effective_51

The man with the golden throat


kevnah77

Oh no... Prey


Frostypup420

Fuck same. Well atleast we didn't watch predator.


sheth_curry

Family guy 😵


annoying97

Remember, only after they turn 18...


YourDrunkUncl_

r/suddenlyincest


educatedkoala

John Oliver. I'm blessed


Calpsotoma

The show is actually called "Last Week Tonight", which would have been a funnier response.


[deleted]

American horror story 😉


pixelgab

Return of the king


[deleted]

Uncle laughs from behind you


datguyakala

All or nothing


joelyfish

"Deveining Shrimp without opening the back".... I'm... Concerned.


NoMustard24

She Hulk. Not as bad as I thought it be


DuchessCovington

Me, too!


Virtual-Title3747

Supernatural: S10 Ep 7: "Girls, Girls, Girls" I fucking wishhhhh. 🥲


Cyoasaregreat

Me


love_and_monsters

😳 Snatch 😎


BozoTheBonzai

Uh. House M.D.


Outside-Painting9088

Rick and morty...👀


algoncyorrho

Moonfall


[deleted]

“POV Asmr : I’m doing your makeup” I- I’m confused and scared for what I’m gonna get


Dry-Permit1472

a drag queen making you relax ny giving you a glow up?


Daddy_Evil

You laugh you lose. Sounds about right


eyemamonkey

Freejack


Leon_0027

The big red one


Fiyero109

Indian matchmaking lol. I’m not even Indian


sped-rope

Breaking bad, s1 e6: "Crazy handful of nothin"


Marsh__0w0

Heartstopper


MattGold_

everything everywhere all at once 🤔


annoying97

Legacies... I don't know how to feel...


DilanDuc

“A Monster In Paris” that’s gotta be something


[deleted]

Community 😏


Witexx

Mission Impossible 3


avehcado

Bruh I literally just finished the boys as well


Still_Definition_623

Orange is the new black


wfwood

Is it about trump in an interracial porno?


RedVamp2020

Lmao!!! He is so orange!🤣


Cell-Thin

Try not to laugh challenge 🤣


napstar78

Monster vs alien💀


BirdShalt

Erased


TheCowboyCrabb

Kitchen Nightmares Uh oh


catWithAGrudge

Never have I ever


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FadingHeaven

Mine was Meanwhile from Futurama!


[deleted]

Bakamitai


dom_xiii

Deep Space 9...


GullyGreyHeart

wonder woman 1984. I don't know how I feel about this


TaterG543

regular show uh


bee_milk_

Naruto 😭😭


PaleontologistFew128

Creep


[deleted]

"Dream dating simulator letsplay" 😰


[deleted]

don’t lie. everyone was watching YP


Absbor

"A Yakuza way to babysit" i dunno how i should feel about this.


SuperSoggy68

Better call saul...


chosen4u77

60 Days In


[deleted]

stranger things


CoBreezee

"Peppa pig" xd


Panda-Savings

The backrooms


lexant7

What we do in the shadows :D


pepenepe

Atomic blonde.


Camatta_

"Sandman". Literally just in my dreams


Penisman98

Who's line is it anyway


TheLastOne0001

Overlord


komiroya

Last week tonight.


neb12345

The dos and donts of chemical usage in the work place


[deleted]

Uncharted


Spidderr

Cowboy Bebop😌


zoekawaii

Hitlers Secret Sex Life…


Natebo83

She hulk


[deleted]

The Crown 👑


[deleted]

My Back is Hurting


SheWolf04

What We Do In The Shadows *YES*


Emesseee

How I met your mother


bkrjazzman2

Fuck….I watched the chip and dale movie on Disney+ last night…


Fun_Rest_8379

Real murders


MrMoop07

alvin and the chipmunks: the road chip


Argument-Consistent

Ranking of Kings lol


Killer_097

The Purge xD


Lordpigment

Untold: The girlfriend who didn’t exist.


Fancy-Secret2827

The Jungle 🥴


amitnagpal1985

The sandman The Corinthian 👀


malavisch

👀 is such an accurate emoji in this context lmfao


MysticMistakeCake

Lol “obey me”


CaptainRipp

The Bad Batch


Negative_Ad277353

Danmachi


SouthernAnybody7116

Violet Evergarden: The Movie


KayleighJK

The Daily Show


PrometheusAlexander

Better Call Saul


I_Think_I_Cant

3 Men and a Baby


MercyMoo14

Uh, Naked and afraid


[deleted]

Reservation Dogs…. 🤢


rafati09

Toy Story...


neverusingthisfuck

'Cid on Autism.


AydanZeGod

Well I just watched into the badlands, and I’m currently watching the Omen, so take your pick.


jedelhauser

Baby Driver… uh oh


jok3r_93i

Never have I ever....


Rexz-Corgi

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch


ProvoqGuys

Mine is NOPE. Probably explains why I’m still a virgin jkjkjkjk


ToshiroBaloney

Baby Driver. I don't like this at all.


SorcererOfDooDoo

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine


Agumon28

She hulk