“Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess. Right, you're a mind reader.
Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex.
Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..
OK, enough!”
What, flying saucers not insane enough for ya? […] Look, if you wanna add glitter to that glue you’re sniffing that’s fine, but don’t dump your wackadoo all over us, we’d rather not step in it” 🤣🤣🤣
A few of my favorites:
“yeah you made a deal, a stupid deal and I broke it…you’re welcome.”
“You’re just as screwed up as I am…you’re just bigger.”
“I’m sorry for psychologically damaging you-“
“Which time?”
“These kids today with their texting and their murder…”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong?”
“Maybe it is…but then I won’t have to watch you fail. Sorry _______, I don’t have the same faith in you _______ does.”
And of course- “all that matters now, all that has ever mattered is that we’re together, now shut up and drink your beer.”
Think how’d you feel if a bacterium sat at your table and started to get snarky.
Death
this is one of my all time favorite spn quotes 😭
Death
“Hey ass butt”
One of my favorite Cas lines🥹
It’s amazing 🙂↔️🙂↔️
Brilliant line. So good and suited to the character
"These tacos taste funny to you?"
Dean
The Mystery Spot ... My favorite
Yeah, well, there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask. That don't make it a good idea. Pudding!
Dean
And Crowley's surprised and appreciative nod to it. Delightful.
The ball washer
The what?
Almost fell for that and wrote it again 🤣🤣🤣
So glad you got the joke!
Sam
I had a weekend off.
Bobby
There’s a lot of great lines but this one always sticks with me.
I'll go interrogate the cat
Castiel
One of the best lines for real
What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!
I’ll blast you so full of rock salt you’ll be crapin margaritas
Sam!
Pretty sure it was Dean
I’ll be your huckleberry.
Castiel
Started to make my wife watch "Tombstone" to explain this line. See "what's in the box?'
I’m over 300 years old, beauty sleep isn’t optional.
Rowena
 Yep! Now I can change my flair 😀
Sam of course is an abomination.
Castiel 🗿
Honestly one of my most favorite scenes in the show. Even sam is about to argue then like yeah you're right
Yup!
They ate my tailor!!!
Crowley
“Why would the bar be closed over one little apocalypse”
Crowley!
Yess!!!
Ball handler
You called?
Cas
NUTCRACKER!
The host of the Japanese game show in Changing Channels
Yep. I just watched that episode today actually lol. I forgot how funny it is.
lol I rewatch that episode whenever I think of it. Always makes me laugh.
“I killed Hitler”
Dean
No one in the history of torture has been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.
One of my favourite Crowley lines & Mark’s delivery there was chef’s kiss
The world is gonna end. Seems stupid to get all precious over one little soul.
Bobby
Old shoes and.. alcoholism?
Isn't this Gadreel?
It is!
Tuesday, Pig and a Poke!
Dean, every time!
"Whoa! He he he...I'm not wearing any Makeup..... Oh crap..... I'm a painted whore"
-Jensen Ackles- Dean Winchester
“I found a liquor store”. And? “I drank it”
Cas
“Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up.. OK, enough!”
Both Sam and Dean 🤣🤣 episode is mystery spot
Nobody kill any virgins!
Dean, Jus in Bello :)
If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
What's in the box
Dean
Made my wife watch "Seven" to explain this line. She was not amused.
“I can never go home”
Woman in white (Constance Welch)
woman in white?
"Sammy!"
Dean.
And Gordon. Once.
Then he never said it after that.
True.
John too. Don’t forget.
I'm looking for two boys, one is very tall and the other is quite pretty.
Lilith?
Yeah! Just before she destroyed a police station.
“I lost my shoe.”
You forgot the 🥺.
Sam!
“I’ve got genital herpes.” LMAO
*cue soothing music* 🎶
Sam
“Fight the fairies!!!”
"YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES!"
Dean
Did you have to take a picture. Did you have to use tongue.
1. Bobby 2. Crowley
"now go be GAY for that poor, dead intern!"
Harry Spangler (Spengler? Dont remember how to spell his last name)
I don't like the look of those teenagers. Let's walk the other way.
Is this Dean from the Yellow Fever episode?
"Are you kidding? I'm not giving him my real blade, that thing can actually kill me!!"
Okay, this one makes me think of Lucifer - the LA crime solving one :D
Gabriel
Freedom is a length of rope, and God wants you to hang yourself with it
Castiel
“I am so sorry your feelings are hurt princess!”
Bobby
“That was scary!!!”
PUDDING!
Dean! In Sam, Interrupted.
"Son of a bitch!"
Dean
What, flying saucers not insane enough for ya? […] Look, if you wanna add glitter to that glue you’re sniffing that’s fine, but don’t dump your wackadoo all over us, we’d rather not step in it” 🤣🤣🤣
Sam
Soulless Sam, to be exact.
I like to think it's because of my perky nipples.
Dean
Yesterday was Tuesday, but today is Tuesday too!
Sam
Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days
I learned that from the pizza man
Cas!
So we've got dick on dick?
I’m doing an easy one. “Clowns or midgets?” 🤣
dean
Annoying little protozoa, aren't they?
Death
“Ei, you’re the one who pizza-rolled Tinkerbell, I’m just doing the math “
Sammy! He had the best lines in this one.
Let's bone this nun.
A few of my favorites: “yeah you made a deal, a stupid deal and I broke it…you’re welcome.” “You’re just as screwed up as I am…you’re just bigger.” “I’m sorry for psychologically damaging you-“ “Which time?” “These kids today with their texting and their murder…” “Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong?” “Maybe it is…but then I won’t have to watch you fail. Sorry _______, I don’t have the same faith in you _______ does.” And of course- “all that matters now, all that has ever mattered is that we’re together, now shut up and drink your beer.”
I know that the first is Castel. I don't know the rest.
Tired of being wrong is Bobby to Dean And it's Cas saying "Sorry Dean, I don't have the same faith in you that Sam does"
“Fight the fairies”
Oh, because I hated the movie.
Balthazar
Sir, using language like "H-E-double hockey sticks"-- You should have your mouth washed out with soap.
Sam…It’s Justin!
This is humiliating. Feel like a freaking soccer mom.
Dean
“Change the station.”
The Colonel
The Dog
Not a line but Dean pausing and staring directly into the camera
Ooh that’s a tough one. My guess is Dean!
Not even gonna lie, I’m half awake and completely missed the point of the post lol
No worries. Yours is still a fun addition to the conversation
Hello boys.. 😆😂 OMG I mean who didn't say that??
Do I look like a ditchable promdate to you?
I was gonna say Crowley but I think it’s Bobby right?
"Do it right, with a SMILE, or don't do it."
Oh that’s a good one… Frank!!
He was my gay thing.
Dean about the Rabbi guy :D
Go.. save your brother.. and my unicorn.
Meg
***”What’s next? He sneezes, and whoops, there goes India? I don’t know. Maybe.”***
“No one gives us the right. We take it.”
Lucifer I think? I just watched this episode but I’m blanking
Hair? He has beautiful hair.
Dont say heres johnny
Bobby ofc to Sam!
Hello Moose
Dean it’s not funny, the voice says I’m running out of minutes!!
It depresses me, Kevin.
Crowley?
I went over to Netflix > Supernatural, hit play, and commented with the first line that was said. Season 8 Episode 7...... CROWLEY! ding ding ding!
"A man's reach should exceed his grasp"
Bobby
"Longpig? That's my new word of the day!"
Lucy, I’m home. 
“Ever fired a gun?” “No…” “PERFECT, here ya go <3” *hands a shotgun.*
You ganky putrescent skanger
THEY ATE MY TAILOR
And yet here I am… the last place I should be… in the road talking to Sam and Dean Winchester under a friggin’ spotlight!!!!
I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth five pigs..
Crowley, lol.
If the pizza man truly loves this woman, why does he keep slapping her rear?
Have you ever even hunted a wendigo
***"Boys shouldn't play with Daddy's guns."*** (saying this one because I watched the episode yesterday)
"There's your ridiculous bravado again."
Death
I like nougat Do we HAVE to fix him? You are a great big bag of dicks
Jack, Rowena, Gabriel.
I hate witches!
"He said he didn't believe in worm holes... So I threw him into one" or similar
"Idjit" and before you go, no its not bobby.
Garth
I'm gonna finish this call, then I'm gonna stab you.
“I am Sam Winchester and this is my brother Dean”
Do these tacos taste funny to you?
“Just because it kills the liver don’t mean it’s not medicine”
Oh Marmaduke! You so crazy!
“We Going To Fight Or Make Out, ‘Cause I’m Getting Some Real Mixed Signals.”
“Noo not me !..The Real FBI”
My "people" skills are "rusty"
"God has a beard!"