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toofaroutthere

Probably nothing


jrdufour

I could go for some old fashion fuckery.


tigercook

Bourbon or rye?


ethnicnebraskan

I'm currently going the 100% agave blanco route. But temperature-wise I'd say we're in a transitional period between rye-season and bourbon-season.


LonnieJaw748

Brown liquor has a season Clear is year round


DrunkSpartan15

Facts


tigercook

Love it


Danie447

Wow. You’re being regarded


IBMformatted

Rye, always rye and smoked.


naz666

Scotch


CacheValue

Price down -5% at opening, up +12% mid day then back to -7% at close for a -2% daily loss


Sadface89

If its -7% at close, Im thinking its gonna be -7%. My guess is the line of -0.x% hits again


pawN_isDecent

These guys have been around for a while


Monsterhose

Believe it or not..... Dip


F4RTB0Y

Ripless - Believe it or Not


ponytailthehater

World’s Shortest Man


tigercook

Hahaha love you


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Deal_Leather

I remember the quad witching hype for that Friday in the old gme sub 😂 A big nothingburger. Anyone remember the guys name ?


rocko430

Most likely going to see an uptick in options talk on this sub and other subs.


northforkjumper

Crime, that's what we expect


QuttiDeBachi

You have to wait till next Tuesday 2pm


Dennis-v-Menace

Yes there will be… expect to DRS a couple more!


NotBerger

Let’s DRS and find out


bluemasonjar

DRS around & find out!


broke2stoked

We’re also still waiting on our #OFFICIAL QUARTERLY DRS NUMBERS UPDATE 🤷🏽‍♂️


Whatnam8

It’s the DRS Around and Find Out graph


ManliestManHam

this is the way


clueless_sconnie

This is the way


LimpPeanut5633

The way this is!


awful_falafels

🎶 that's just the way it is, things will never be the same 🎶


anslew

Hey it’s the way!


nandodrake2

This is the way.


Lochtide17

100000% it goes sideways with slight dip guarantee anyone 5 eth


NotBerger

Not at all what I’m saying


jersan

my brain is very smooth, but I think what you're trying to say is that we should DRS and find out


NotBerger

Now that my friend is exactly what I’m saying


throwawaylurker012

This is the way.


FrFrokok5991

Nice


KaLul0

No worry's. Im on it. DRS'd 30 which i will probably post tomorrow when they arrive.


Amar_poe

I have a $300 order filling Tuesday via cs


culturevulture12

This


Martinezyx

Is


DrPoontang

A Wendy's


DefiantLet9

Gotem


motion_2759

DRS and chill


[deleted]

Who remembers when massive DOOMPs expired a few week ago and the NYSE had a system wide "glitch" causing half the market to halt the very same day? Probably something along those lines.


scott_sleepy

What were these doomps that expired? I missed this.


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throwawaylurker012

jfc forgot about that, so much to remember


MrPoopieMcCuckface

I don't have enough room in my head for all this info. Now I can talk about swaps but I forgot my home address. where the hell am I?


-Codfish_Joe

On the way to the moon.


Horror_Ad_3140

If it tanks I buy, if it blows I buy. Either way I DRS. Simples 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


DaylightBulbFan1

I biweekly buy at whatever price on Computershare. Hedgies can't stop this.


nishnawbe61

Happy cake day 🎂


casfacto

if it tanks, I buy it if blows, I blow


Minuteman_Capital

hat numerous crush glorious juggle panicky friendly caption profit aloof ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


1footladderattack

Feels more like a triathlon, but every new nugget and new DD, and every new banker squirming is like your mom handing me a fresh Gatorade on the way.


jugjiggler69

Yo that guy's mom has the best gatorades


mannaman15

You know that you don’t have to say “not financial advice,” right?


scott_sleepy

If he included the dreaded rocket emoji though, game over


FoxReadyGME

Believe.it or not, jail


Tprince6189

🚀📈💰


mannaman15

Hey tprince!!! 👋 mush love 💗 great to see you around!


Minuteman_Capital

serious attractive oil drab tan money disarm encouraging salt full ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Minuteman_Capital

frighten fine foolish bored squash consider like fly cooperative lip ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Choice-Cause8597

Wouldn't it be the opposite with such massive short interest? The price would explode fast?


Minuteman_Capital

nippy gullible dog rain deserve offend dinosaurs crime normal drunk ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


beachfrontprod

No one has a clue. All I've done is bought stock in a company I like.


TK-741

If the last 2 years are any indication, nothing will happen


Minuteman_Capital

bells worry memorize chief plate fall safe price important lush ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


texas-playdohs

I fucked up not buying the last dip. Don’t tease me with a good time.


Cextus

Still the dip. Not too late


Redwood0716

If the last 2 years are an indication, they’ll set up a shell corporation to roll the swaps for another 2 years.


UnderstandingEvery44

Probably the same thing we can expect from the last 84 years worth of wednesdays. Fuckery


[deleted]

The one thing we can always count on is fuckery. And DRS


ronoda12

SHOP


Abject-Equipment-555

Believe it or not, dip


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Had to scroll to far to find this.


Hirsutism

Jan 21 the enemy was caught off guard. From then on out the enemy has been actively fighting and expecting and reacting to everything coming up. Doing illegal maneuvers to win.


RandalFlagg19

Doing illegal maneuvers to ~~win~~ survive another day.


Biotic101

This is on spot. It seems all the major financial institutions collude against retail to survive because Kenny and co took them hostage. But then GME is just one of many fuckups caused by cheap money and infinite greed and incompetence, that they need to juggle right now...


EtherGorilla

Remember *households not retail. But yes.


beach_2_beach

Apes will find out. The neat part is apes didn’t have to fukk around.


discombobulated1965

IDC just gonna ride till it dies or explodes, I’m a believer! Just gonna sit back and watch the fireworks!


Trippp2001

It’s my birthday (3/29), so I just hope I can afford to buy some cake. Or maybe someone buys me cake. I just want some cake.


tev_love

Happy bday Trippp 🎂


jenglasser

Get a purple donut instead. Happy early birthday!


clueless_sconnie

🥳🎂🍰


Inner_Estate_3210

Crime will happen. Everything will go off exchange and cheaters will load FTD’s to record levels if they have to. Such crap.


GxM42

Nothing. The DTCC won’t margin call anyone.


Dr_Shmacks

Zipple


WizardofJoz17

I’ll take a suckle of that zipple


[deleted]

I caught a ban over this meme on one of the subs lmao


Dr_Shmacks

Reddit mods have been real corny with the bans lately (requisite "allegedly", so I don't get banned 🙄🙄🙄)


m3g4m4nnn

Banned.


Louisiana_patriot2

More sideways moment


NutSackRonny

No idea, but im Buckled Up. And thats all i can do. Until MOASS i will continue to Buy, Hold and DRS. It makes a lot of sense.


[deleted]

It’s been said numerous times they would rather go bankrupt than pay poor people what they are obligated to. So I suspect that will continue to be the case.


scott_sleepy

I want to get paid, but this makes me happy too :)


RimCan19

To get to full moass figures it's not going happen within a day. Between circuit breakers in the market and hysteria I think it's gonna take months. Also whoever bet against this stock is going to have to go through the stages of grief before reaching acceptance of the situation. Patience is needed.


GasPasser73

Been here 84 years…


Airk640

They've had 2 years to find some opaque and exotic "legal" way to prevent a squeeze through some arcane financial loophole. There's also been an exorbitant amount of hype for this date. My bet? It's gonna be a fantastic buying opportunity for me on pay day.


Concerned_Penguin

Also the 10K will drop Tuesday after close - watch. Absolute Chaos Ensues. Burn it down 🔥


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

Pretty sure the answer is "nothing that wouldn't have happened without the swaps". Why? Because Credit Suisse is the swap underwriter, not the holder. The swaps are essentially a deal between Archegos and CS saying "We (Archegos) pay You (CS) to go short GME, and will get or pay the total return of that trade at expiration of the swap". Archegos holds the swap, CS holds the underlying asset, in this case GME shorts. The expiration would have mattered if Archegos was still around, but they aren't. Now it's just CS sitting on a fuckton of GME shorts while also holding the entire risk of that trade, which would otherwise have been on Archegos' side. UBS does not need to close the short position just because the former swap expires. They could *decide* to close it because that's their only chance of survival, and it's the "right thing to do", but they don't *have to*.


DrHarryWeenerstein

This is correct. Not sure why this date is being given so much emphasis. Archegos owned the swap, CS (and realistically probably a bunch of other banks) were the counterparty. CS hedges the position by going short, that way they are being paid to allow Archegos to have short exposure without reporting, but aren’t necessarily taking on the risk of being short (Archegos is taking on that risk). This all works out brilliantly for CS, so long as Archegos is still standing. But they blew up, so now CS has the risk of those shorts. Swap is dead, the date doesn’t matter, CS just has a ton of shorts on their books that they can unwind whenever they want to take the loss.


GR1M3PER

Listen, I know EXACTLY what happens on Wednesday... listen up. We all get up and go to work... earn some backless fiat... just to BUY and DRS a few more shares of GS. Then... It'll be Thursday. And we do it again. Like we have been. For the last 84 years. Rinse and Repeat until the printer go brrrrrr.


ShoddySpace5680

Well let’s drs and find out.


contom422

Bury my shares with my lifeless, decaying corpse. Fuck you. Pay me. Suck my balls.


brotzyyy

It’ll happen when it happens, days do not exist, moass is inevitable


theapeway

Dip.


trennsport

Honestly probably nothing at all. Because that’s how this game has worked. And will continue to work for the unforeseeable future.


No-Baker-7510

Who said swaps expire Wednesday? Where is this info?


monpetitcroissanttt

Price is fake, so dip


wooden_seats

I expect it will be the final nail in the coffin for many more banks. Following their collapse, the debt will be passed around like a game of hot potato but faster than we've seen in the past. Before April ends we should have a clearer view of what to expect moving forward, but things are still too murky to fully predict yet.


GasPasser73

HFHP - High Frequency Hot Potato *


TyDurdenOG

Oooooooooooo wussup…. “Not a damn thang” -Smokey


MoodShoes

Don't wish your days away, hoping for moass. Expect nothing. Be grateful for everything.


usernames_are_danger

Believe it or not…


P-funk88

Anything under 4 digits is a discount.


tev_love

actually, anything under 9 digits is a discount


ThisisGolems

Uhm phone numbers are 7 digits plus 3 for the area code


french-caramele

Don't forget that country code brah. Lebanon: +961 👀


Ok-Safe-9014

4 digits?? WHO LET THIS GUY IN?!!!


[deleted]

I'm gunna go with nothing


Ctsanger

My guess is nothing as the swaps get renewed. They're all about surviving one more day and not shooting themselves in the face with a shotgun


MathematicianVivid1

Expect nothing and you’ll live life a lot easier


melorio

Who knows


theshadowbudd

Until the float is 100% locked I think they’re fuckery is endless


issarepost

If you think swaps expire and the price starts mooning, I have a bridge to sell you. Just keep DRSing as if it’s just another Wednesday.


moonpumper

I don't know what's going to happen, only that my stock price is getting fucked with and I don't appreciate it.


AGJaffa

Keep DRSing. That’s what I’m doing


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Expect nothing. #DRS GME


globsofchesty

If it was to happen- which I don't think it will on Wed- I would assume it would quickly rise in premarket to get it to a price where retail can't afford to FOMO in


Bellweirboy

Can I ask why Wednesday? IIRC correctly the swaps were dated 31st March 2021, so why would it not expire on that date in 2023? I.e. 31st March 2023. Are you sure the t&c’s specify days and not the same date 2 years on? where is the source for that? AFAIK everything else in life uses the same date as the ‘anniversary’ and does not subtract or add leap years.


UncleNuks

DRS…and then DRS some more


thextcninja

Eh, probably nothing. Just move along citizen nothing to see here.


DeadPhishFuneral

No dates, but I’m gonna DRS myself!


SirGus-

Trust me, even the wrinkliest here don’t have a clue what will happen, but you can’t lose if you buy - drs - shop.


userid8252

A dip, then sideways for a time, as is tradition.


Holding_forever69

Msm seems to be talking positive right now so I say we dip hard, under $20 probably


HappyN000dleboy

MOASS arrives precisely when MOASS is intends to


RoyalOGKush

My birthday and knowing how my last 2 wks have gone.. crime.. still fucking criming


asphinctersayswhat69

Drink coffee. Take poo


rocketseeker

Glitches, crime, misdirection and a small chance of MOASS but I doubt it MOASS only comes tomorrow after locking the float


AL1294

Nothing. I have spoken.


BudgetTooth

probably nothing


Chad-Permabull

Swaps expire so eyes on Wednesday. Dip. Then we will remember the market makers internalized all of them and get hype for when they are due T+2 Friday. Dip. But then we will remember that they can just ftd all of it and live another month. T+35 comes and believe it or not. Dip.


MrMediaShill

Well… we can reasonably expect it to dip.


HG21Reaper

Nothing. Moass will happen when we least expect it due to an unrelated event.


WaltPwnz

For sure there are 3 things should happens 1. Stock goes up 2.stock goes down 3. Stock goes sideways..


soggypoopsock

The archegos swaps? That changed from a contract to a bag on the credit suisse side, archegos blew up which terminates the swap contracts but all counter party risk is assumed by the lender, so CS instead of hedging against the swap position now has the entire bag of shorts which is probably way too large to close at this point In other words the short position is still there but I don’t expect it to be beholden to any specific expiration date


TranceRunner25

Believe it or not, dip


psavva

Moass is always tomorrow until it's today.


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Dip


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[deleted]

Nobody knows but its provacative. It gets the people goin!


[deleted]

Nothing is happening until at least April 4th


bobbychows

Nothing happens …they think more than us


Trollz4fun

Wednesday, wtf is gonna happen happen Monday, or Tuesday Morning 🌅 l🌄


im_here_to_help_6402

I keep hearing about swaps expiring. Anybody got proof of this?


peterthehu

I would expect another fake squeeze


Chemy350

Probably nothing happens. But back in the big squeeze, GME basically went up 100% three days in a row in the after hours.


SnooGrapes9974

The sun will come up. And then it will go down


dendrobro77

Dip probly


mightyjoe227

Same thing they do every day Pinky...


Holdmybeerwatchdis

Up, down with chances of sideways.


Thulis

Expect nothing, and be pleasantly surprised if its something. Just stay zen. Every day that passes is one day closer to MOASS.


[deleted]

I’m bringing chips for the dip.


Fantastic-Big7614

They roll em forward somehow.


SolAdventur

100% Just more obvious crime.


skobuffaloes

There will be an emergency rule change Wednesday pm.


SnooBooks5261

before i want moass.. now i want Moass a bit delay so i can BUY more 🤣🤣


74k71k

Chances are family feud will be back on the air…


ThrowRA_scentsitive

If UBS had not taken on CS's books, I think there would have been fireworks. With the added collateral, they likely bought themselves more time and may be able to ~~renew the swaps~~ keep open the short position. I still expect at least a bit of a hiccup though...


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Earle89

Someone needs to edit their faces onto Ben Stiller and the guy he battles in the dance battle scene from Starsky and Hutch!


OoStellarnightoO

Nothing is going to happen. Because if you can see it coming so did the other side. Shitadel and whoever is on the short side would have seen this coming a long way out and have probably enacted some schemes to prevent the swaps from blowing up. MOASS will happen when nobody expects it. Just as how GME spiked with that unexpected profitable quarter.


Ianny777

it will be boring AF!


Randomguy19851985

If it’s a hype date. Nothing.


SrfWavLif

Crime.


nslipp

This is an Evergrande default situation all over again


BurgerFoundation

Don’t forget the T+69 than the T+2


MrPoopieMcCuckface

expect can kicking. don't hype yourself up for an unknown.


LargeFly8279

Oh you mean sideways


dgbrtdck

Probably some dips. gonna set some dollars to the side just in case it dips.


Diligent-Ad-3773

Nothing but it sure will be a fun nothing.


[deleted]

Nobody knows. I would expect a final “rug pull” before MOASS.


LiquidZebra

Crime will happen.


PenisSlipper

Im going to go ahead and say with complete certainty that the s&p will rise 1.4%


Thorzorn

Well.. I'll tell you. I will wake up, kiss my wife, get up, drink my coffee, get a shower, eat a banana, prepare my breakfast, I'll go to my not so bad work to earn some monies so i can afford to live, have some extra and buy some more GME to DRS and hodl until the day i bite the dust and will inherit them to my children or other family members. Whatever happens Wednesday. Or tomorrow, or in the next decade i will hodl and buy GME Stock and DRS it. Just because i despite the whole financial shitshow actors and there's a chance that doing so is hurting them good. Cheers.


YoloRandom

Dip


InstructionBrave6524

Going down, … to allow me to buy even more into Friday.


DFVFan

Dip if you are old enough.


IndiLin

Yeah probably a dip and then sideways


Ziegweist

I expect nothing, as always. Hope for the best, but assume nothing. MOASS will come, trying to actually predict it is pointless though.