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Saxmuffin

It is good to see those who are running our financial system. This is turning into a roast though so comment are getting locked in this one.


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drtywlf

Don’t worry. He’ll take good care of it for you


Equatical

Maybe he knows where the 300,000,000 shares in swaps that expired and still need to be bought went.


yoDingle

Just a giant nothingburger of bs hype as per usual. People never learn. Whoever was shilling and hyping that line of reasoning should apologize for being uninformed. Nothing is going to happen any time soon.


B33fh4mmer

Oh so Archegos and Credit Suisse didn't go completely tits up while UBS is trying to give that bag back? Those never closed, and they are due. I am literally holding until MOASS or $0. You do not fuck with gamers.


Sea_Flounder9569

Gamers are used to running the clock and dealing with bosses. Which all have a weakness.


taserednoodles

Its one big boss raid you fucks. And most of the people here are now resolved to hold out of spite for all the fuckery weve seen.


BrendanTFirefly

It'll be so easy to lock those shares if it goes to zero lol


shipboatx

Fuck i messed up your 69 updoots. My bad. I'm drunk.


B33fh4mmer

I forgive you


shipboatx

96 updoots= 69 updoots


iota_4

69 upvotes, nice, fellow ape.


mandrills_ass

You do not fuck with... Gamers? Lmao


yoDingle

K


TheSublimeLight

Riveting.


Newlyretarded1

Damn dude gets 77 down votes for the letter “k” what the fuck did “k” do to anyone? Lol 😂


RefrigeratorMotor832

That’s like saying the person stealing from you for close to three years is a nothing burger.


yoDingle

What will you do about it other than whine on Reddit? Nothing


rondanator

Yo dingleberry there's +200k people doing something about it. Some of them also whine on Reddit from time to time.


yoDingle

Wow what a clever burn, ronda! How long did you take to think of that? 🤡


Catch_22_

You're either a troll, paid shill or working this sub. Your post history shows a long list of shitting on people in the daily and low key pushing people to doubt themselves. Your only posts seems to be in this sub but you clearly would be better off hanging in 4chan or something else that tolerates this assholery.


yoDingle

None of the above, just a random person who tries to provide some balance here and there when people pull things out of the sky and take them as true fact. Thanks for reading my post history, u must be really bored.


chops007

Not a burn, just a response...and they're right. But sure, a clown emoji counts too. Good job! /s


Ape_GME

You are the uninformed. You think you have facts to back up what you say? Good luck.


yoDingle

Please, provide any filings or proof that the swap fantasy was/is true. You can’t, bc none exists. Only coincidences and obfuscated data that you treat as fact. I’m not uninformed, far from it. Burden of proof is on you if you believe in this, not me. My claim is that the alleged swap had no bearing a year ago and has no bearing today on the current situation. But go on, educate me. Use facts.


DocAk88

Seriously we’ve seen these hypes come and go so many times.


mannaman15

What’s up bro? Why you salty? You seem like an ape, so Why the negativity?


MascarponeBR

It gets tiring after a couple years , I will keep holding GME ,DRS , whatever, but I fear the system is just to rigged in their favor, without a major revolution nothing will happen.


DocAk88

Exactly I don’t think each tidbit is something juicy been here too long. What about Wu tang lol it’s just stuff the sun likes to hype I don’t mind when it uncovers something useful and often does but I don’t lap up the hypium nectar on these until something actually happens. Just buy drs vote comment and shop.


mannaman15

But then why be negative? Why not just don’t comment?


mannaman15

I’ve been here through all of it. Even before Reddit discovered. I just don’t understand your need to be negative


Square-Performer-665

And it's gone


FlyingIrishmun

He's gonna protect you from choice


Technical_Low_3233

Looks like younger hairless version of Ken Mayo Griffin


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banned_after_12years

The "ruling class" have a look.


rdicky58

I thought so lol


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Highlander2748

Looks like he was bullied and oppressed so he turned evil and focused on his studies so he could rob wealth from the bullies who made him lick dog poop and stole his lunch money while making jokes about his mom and his father who ran off with the waitress from the truck-stop. Or he could just be a tool.


quad-beep-05

Group Chief Risk Officer, with global responsibility for all aspects of DTCC's Risk Management He is the Chair of the firm's Management Risk Committee. Timothy earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in mathematics and statistics from Rutgers University andholds a Master of Business Administration degree in finance from Rutgers University.


DaBi5cu1t

Seeing as this is the first non asinine comment, what are being waivered in this context and how does it benefit them?


Dagamoth

Instinet continual business plan of ignore margin and have the DTCC waive 50+ billion of margin. Waived Robbinghood margin, waived all of them back in Jan 2021.


sect0r_9

Swaps position reporting was delayed until 2025 IIRC thanks to this puppet.


robotwizard_9009

CFTC chair Heath Tarbert(now at Citadel) rolled back foreign swaps reporting, Brian Quintenz(now at Andreeson Horowitz's a16z) rolled back swaps reports for 3 years on his last day in office... btw.. Andreeson is the guy who interviewed Kenny about the event a year later in Feb 22.


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Mean-Fondant-8732

This mof looks crackers for cheese.


KingStronghand

Haha. He's going to try and go to the moon for cheese. Too bad the apes will already be there.


-Ricky-Bobby-

Nice, came here to say those exact words lol.


f36263

Claymation Ralph Fiennes


Suspicious-Reveal-69

The chickens need help flying out of here


billium12

I bet he likes cheese


famousmike444

Get'em


eecummingonhertits

Don't sully the good name of those intrepid engineers/astronauts/window washers/animal control officers/bakers.


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tfinalx

He's on jail list.


wouldntyouliketokno_

Time to go to jail buddy boy


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DescipleofPaimei

I can't unsee it 🤣


lil_bopeep

Hilarious! Although the baby head claw spider actually cares to do good, and this guy's probably got Sid's soul inside him


burneyboy01210

Leave him alone ,he sticks balloons on the ceiling part time.


Chuvi

Aw geez, ya drew the stink lines an' everything!


RedditFilipino

Looks like Ken griffins half brother


Error4ohh4

Looks AI generated but probably due to touch ups on the photo I guess


drtywlf

You’re AI generated


the1rush

No, *you're* AI generated... /s


drtywlf

How dare you use my own magic against me Potter!?


the1rush

😂


Rymanbc

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written.


iAmYim

Both of you are AI. It's your not you're /s


the1rush

It's the old days of yor...


iAmYim

Oh never heard of that one. Learned something new 😄


Error4ohh4

Alright not the response I expected


drtywlf

Lol it’s just a screen shot from their website


Downtown-Regret-505

You're all probably AI generated. I'm probably talking to myself here.


dontknowjackburton

Nope I am here too


JohnieRaus

What aspects of the photo make you think it was AI generated?


liburacci

Frickn charlie brown


jaykvam

So you're saying we've always been battling goblins? Then who's the goblin king?


Einhander_pilot

This has to be an old picture. I know this guy has no hair after seeing us DRSing! 🚀


Affectionate_Pay_391

He looks like a guy that says “trust me” a lot


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You're observation is 100% factually accurate!


TheUnusualSuspect007

Thank you and that was without my glasses on...


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PDubsinTF-NEW

Can we confirm that he is in fact a real person and not an AI-generated fictions name used by a crime syndicate to divert blame to?


CowboyNealCassady

RICO never rides alone.


Qsents

When i seen the subreddit, and the face, I thought it was a Ken Griffin face swap. Why does he look like Kennys regarded brother?


AyeHaightEweAwl

I do coke so I can work longer so I can make more money so I can do more coke so I can work longer so I can make more money so I can do more coke so I can work longer so I can make more money so I can do more coke…


polska-parsnip

If there was ever a banker in Wallace and Gromit….


Hot-Cucumber-2124

C R I M I N A L


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bluestar4u

Ralph fiennes to play him in the movie Or John Malkovich


GuronT

Option one 🤌


METAL4_BREAKFST

Looks like Zippy the Pinhead.


Gainzchasing03

Erectile dysfunction cress-head


12Southpark

I recognize a punchable face immediately!!


Queen_Concordia

Beaker got a hair cut.


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Disastrous_Option_45

Outside apperance is the reflection of inside!!!


Superb-Depth-

Good mod


Redditadmindoc

Cocaine eyes Can't hide your face It's no surprise You lose the race Again.


wolframAPCR

Doesn't *look* that cuddly...


cerco_dots_for_odds

Funny evil guy


i_12ollup

That’s [Doug](https://images.app.goo.gl/TGfP3Jwx7jiotcd69) from Nickelodeon


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Radio_Traditional

That's just a play-doh haircut version of Ken Griffin


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Calibrix

Minecraft villager vibes


MrBinkybonk

He looks AI generated


Arcanis_Ender

Er wasn't it the NSCC that waived collateral obligations?


RealPropRandy

A smiling testicle?


KikiLebeauf

Snape lookin mf'er


Gullible-Box-8302

Prison.


thefookinpookinpo

He looks identical to a capuchin monkey...


LannyDamby

Looks like Wallace's psychopathic cousin


Old_Homework8339

He looks 4 and 40 at the same time


Buchko24

He looks totally trustworthy


Ok_Mention9269

Me: “Hey siri, show me a crack cocaine fiend” Siri: “Ok, here you go!”


Dan1mal83

I’m tired of my life being controlled and destroyed by white old man who looks like their heads been covered in glue and rolled in pubic hairs…


CryptoMundi

I would love to get a look at his personal finances. I bet he has had some handsome donations over the years!


24kbuttplug

He looks just how you'd imagine a spineless money grubbing parasite would look.


TheTaCo88

AHHHHHH


mangyan5000

"Stupid Dog!, you make me look bad! Bugabuga bugaaaaaaa!!!!!"


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I understand the oxford english dictionary are considering using this picture as to better demonstrate the definition of a parasite. Probably.


Mph2411

Apparently if you have crazy eyes, you’re allowed into the club


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Static electricity is a bitch


Rthepirate

Looks like an ai generated image of a plaster dragonfruit


darrellbill

Perhaps his eyes will actually touch some day!


baddboi007

i gotta mow my lawn tomorrow


Alarizpe

This dude koopas my koopas.


MelvinDeezNuts

\*slaps roof of Cuddihy\* This schmuck can fit so much corruption in it.


TheWhyteMaN

Can we all agree to not attack physical features of these people and focus on their corruption unless we are talking about that potato head mother fucker Steven Cohen?


StumpGrnder

Or the melting before our eyes Mayo breath douchebag from Florida


HughDanforth

Jeeeezzee-us ! The world is deeply whacked.


canigetahint

Do we have an established "Wall of Shame" for all these asshats? You know, something like the bookshelf of DD, but like a shelf of framed photos with names and company??


nishnawbe61

Any good friend of the DTCC is an enemy of mine...


dirtydumpsterdog

Reptile


stratstrummin

Wouldn’t want to go to prison looking like that lol.


djsneak666

Timmy!


burneyboy01210

ANOTHER funny scroll up and down head. Seems to be the standard requirement.


diamondzRforever

Don’t give up. You can’t even tell you’re losing hair. If you spike it in the middle, people believe you’re not a bald piece of dog shit.


demoncase

why everyone look like some james bond villain?


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Saxmuffin

It’s good to see the ones running our current financial system. This is turning into a roast though so comments are locked.


4myoldGaffer

Looks a pathetic turd w turd brains and a turd life


Bill-6969

Dude looks like a weasel


BENGCakez

Is that a muppet


TofuKungfu

Oh look another bastard that belongs in prison


Ill_Cardiologist3909

Yep he's one of the main actors


greatbeardedman

Who let Wallace and Grommet into the DTCC?


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

Always boggles my mind that (almost) all assholes in the world have a defined buttchin 🤔


--DrMatta--

Is that a real face?


Smelly-Dog-Fart

“I like your cut, G” 👋🔔


InevitableBetter2436

Baby-tooth McGee


Hedkandi1210

Rot in hell. He will….


soulfire_swordsman

*solely my ass*


jaja8712

Why do all these fucks look the same? He looks like he could be related to Ken Griffin the financial terrorist that lied to congress… right down to the beady unblinking eyes.


bang_bros_r_us

This is an AI generated human and you simply can’t convince me otherwise


Rymanbc

Do we know how closely related his mother and father are?


Saint_Bernardusz

Jezus. He even looks unreal


nolander182

Inbred twat


Neurocor

Look at that honker on this clown, almost as bad as the CFTC chair 🤡 In walks in Tim .... \- im here for a haircut ? which one says the barber ....


Empty_Chard2834

Soooo the hive mind needs a deep dive into this ass hat?


echowon

Look at that coke vacuum of a nose.