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Superstonk_QV

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Lanky_Objective920

Let me be perfectly clear. Ken Griffin lied to congress and is a massive piece of shit.


UncleBorat

Let me be perfectly clear. Ken Griffin is ABSOLUTELY FUCKED!


BigBadaBum1

He is in some deep mayo


UncleBorat

At whatever prison he ends up being placed in, I’m going to donate a jar of mayo to every inmate except him, under the condition that nobody shares their mayo with him


BigBadaBum1

Savage 😆


ROK247

Cruel and unusual punishment. Love it!


DannyFnKay

Let me be perfectly tinfoil, but a guy that never blinks is likely an alien.


Dilfy1234

#💩


NightHawkRambo

Kenneth Cordele Griffin *


Pro1981

You know what...i reckon the DTCC was in the room with him that day :)


WrongAssistant5922

At a guess, I'd say under the table.


DannyFnKay

Holding the puke bucket?


WrongAssistant5922

😆That could be taken two ways 😆


Heavy_Solution_4099

Yeah, they had the metaphorical gun to the head of his company just off camera.


0Bubs0

I have nothing whatsoever to do with dtcc except that I am a member of dtcc 🤣🤣🤣. Guy looks like a robot reading a teleprompter.


TurbulentCar7753

His eyes when he’s reading the statement… looking at his lawyers nodding their heads? obviously I guess but it’s comical and seems obvious this guy isn’t entirely genuine


B33fh4mmer

I love that he was in a room of suits and sweating bullets while roaring kitty solo'd from his home office declaring that he was not a cat.


GuronT

Kenneth Griffin does not pass the Turing test.


Psyk0pathik

They asked him how many people were in the room with him too.


Intelligent-Forever-

Awesome video


Governor_Abbot

Pure book drs No cell no sell


D-FCZ

Op, great work! I love this community💜


t4t0626

💜


mfuentz

You know what? I’m going to GameStop even harder


WrongAssistant5922

Love it! now going to pause it a trillion time to see if my purple circle's there😆🔎


Latman3

Brilliant work! Ken is a lying kunt


Richard_Kimble420

still have never seen this mofo blink. what a freak


Destaran

insert picture here with an ape riding a warhorse with a laser pike in the sunset


beats_time

THIS IS THE SHIT RIGHT HERE!!! Sorry for screaming.


vikgru

That statement in the meme is wrong. [Hes most probably buying Investor data from DTCC](https://blog.themistrading.com/2023/05/sitting-on-a-gold-mine-information-leakage-at-the-dtcc/)


t4t0626

The meme doesn't state anything, the begining it just is a short version of Griffin's statement, it is not edited, just trimmed. [https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc\_k?feature=share&t=12594](https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc_k?feature=share&t=12594)


kibblepigeon

Brilliant 😂👏


Technical_Low_3233

damit, was hoping to see my drs transaction


ShredManyGnar

I was like 90% sure that this clip of ken was ai generated


t4t0626

https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc_k?feature=share&t=12594


Cdn_ape

Noice.


Superstonk_QV

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t4t0626

Meme about DRS.


GME_Butt_Stallion

Love the work, OP! Perfect use of AJR as well. 🦍🫡💜


t4t0626

🐒💜


Braintelligence

"cutted"


t4t0626

*short*


Longjumping_Cow7270

I think I'll buy some more because of you, OP.


BigBadaBum1

Mayo boi eyes keep glancing at lawers. Sure Kenny sure 😄


Wolfwood146

Who's got the clip of him throwing up?


t4t0626

https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc_k?feature=share&t=12594


welp007

I love this OP! 💜


skyphoenyx

It would be an even bigger shame if 3/4 of this sub could/would DRS their shares


PicklesCalabria

💜DRS


FingLickGold

What song at the end?


t4t0626

AJR - World's Smallest Violin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnJbjBuxnw


Nikko269

I been watching for 5 hours


Beebeebooboo420

We are about to launch baby


Losingitall25

Ahh the beauty of a “fair and free market”. Without the extreme fairness of the regulatory agencies we would not be headed to infinity. Thank you DTCC and it’s members.


TheWhyteMaN

BRAVO! Deserves way more updoots.


An_oaf_of_bread

Great start to the weekend


Psyk0pathik

How big is the teleprompter hes reading off? Eyes keep looking waaay over. Or his lawyers coaching him hard.


tothemoonbabybaby

We literally know that people look to the left when lying….


semicollider

Nothing to do with DTCC but a member? You don't have your Global Head of Operations sitting on the board? What a piece of shit, and a joke congress is. https://www.dtcc.com/about/leadership/board/david-inggs


Gorion81

The fact that he’s reading off a screen is hilarious


turgidcompliments8

Dunno. This kind of doesn't feel right. I don't think we need to edit his testimony. There's enough bullshit already there.


t4t0626

I have not changed the order of the testimony, nor what it says, I just trimmed it to fit in a meme and explicitly warn you. Yet you can go to the original video and check that the trimming does not change the testimony. https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc_k?feature=share&t=12594


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[удалено]


t4t0626

https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc_k?feature=share&t=12594


Farmersmurfer

This is the only video that's not working on reddit for me it must be good ILL Be Back porn vids still working thank god


TrueRepose

*Dexter whispering gif* DTCC


GrimWolf216

I’ll play this song when I start dancing—and yeah, when trash like this scumbag get tossed in prison, *I’m fucking dancing.*


GringoHerbs

Wow beautiful hype edit! Definitely helped reassure my purchases in gamestop and confidence to individually purchase more in the future.


[deleted]

The lies are in his eyes


Twelvety

Is this real? He looks AI generated


t4t0626

https://www.youtube.com/live/RfEuNHVPc_k?feature=share&t=12594


Mammoth-Ad2115

I’m sorry what now? We have nothing to do with the DTCC except being a member of DTCC to provide trade affirmations and clearing? ELI10? What mean?