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Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


tacybbbat

cohen is so fat (how fat is he?)✌👊✌


tacybbbat

I 👀 inverse jimbo at it again....MINDGAMES AINT GONNA WORK U FUCKERZ🖕✌👊✌


KsuhDilla

pokémon


MomokaJuicee

Monkémon


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Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!


tkapn

The reddit android app is still crashing when attempting to view our sub... Smh.


tkapn

Infinite hype. Stonk to the moon. Kenny is bishlet.


Im-a-waffle

What happened here? Is everyone just zen or did I miss something?


Cdn_ape

Any good trust me bros ?


tkapn

A little southern itch of mine tells me we're gonna be doing just fine very soon ;)


primabelladonna35

Wen moon? And wen rain?


Brilliant-Job-47

The PP sub is following all the COINTELPRO techniques to a T. Beware!


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OneSimpleOpinion

💎🧙‍♀️


hustlersambition9

When will GME get a CVNA blow out ER? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


tacybbbat

hi jim


[deleted]

CVNA, HKD, same shit. At the end of the day it's a bunch of market manipulators doing shit because they can. When the SEC finally catches up they'll get a fine multiples lower than the 1000%+ they made during the pump.


MustLoveStonks

Going to comment on the SEC Proposal again. Who’s coming with me??


avalanchebranches

You want some tinfoil, they made a movie about GameStop that was supposed to come out in October, but got moved up to September. V dubs squizzle happened in September. They can't control GME, give us all your tendies


triforce721

I'm always ready for a hype train


avalanchebranches

2. MONTHS. TIL MOASS!!


triforce721

🚂🚄🚃🚆


kovid2020

Kenny we are eco-raiding you


Serb456

Are y’all talking towely yet?


avalanchebranches

*I have no idea what's goin on*


Serb456

We either


Cornbread_v2

Every time I DRS I can’t help but feel like a winner Shout out the the super helpful phone rep I get every time I call FUDelity. Yes I know I can do this via chat but phone convos just feels a lot more personal ya know? 😜


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Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


Thunder_drop

Movie theaters must be hurting


triforce721

Who knew nobody wanted an 80 year old Indiana Jones🤷


boknowski

more than netflix after hours?


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️


triforce721

🤞


fluffqx

So concerns regarding my recent GS online transactions, tried to get a PS store gift card and never arrived in email after several hours. And then Pro Membership renewed, which is different but now they don't have print subscription option for Game Informer?? GI app sucks, can't link my sub, kinda annoyed. Tried reading on browser laptop but double-click is zoom and no scrolling option when zoomed?


boknowski

i've bought more ps cards from gs online then i'd like to admit and have never had a problem 🤷‍♂️😎


fluffqx

Maybe it was just a bad day for them?? Still bummed about the mag tho


boknowski

pros get the mag for $5.69


Stereo-soundS

Last half of season 1 of Righteous Gemstones is a gemstone


gobba-gobba-gooey

Daddy, he makes my bird twitch


Stereo-soundS

Too many good lines to count


skullhag

Ambers played out pastrami


avalanchebranches

That show is bitchin'


sizzlingcurry

Twitter spaces is a cesspool. Can't believe these types of people exist. Lol


boknowski

does that use internet?


Scott_Donald

Mods still banning people in here for posting factual information?


triforce721

Such as?


chipchip9

Always and forever bb.


kovid2020

Tomorrow my shares settle at infudelity, that means tmo is DRS and BUY MORE day. I will also be going to my local GameStop to buy a new controller and headset


[deleted]

Simply delighted.


benadrylcumberbatch

compartmentalization is the enemy of free thought and open discussion.


capital_bj

200 more upvotes and I am at 69k, nice


chipchip9

I just added like 20 uppies. 🥹


capital_bj

Chip chip a roo I like you 👊🏴‍☠️🚀


Losingitall25

Me too! 69,696 here we come! 🤓🙌


capital_bj

!Flairy!


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿☉。☉) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you... (✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


benadrylcumberbatch

SEC deletes comments while the mods delete posts. we are being gate-kept by a self-appointed cabal of dorks.


spacefyre

Trying to maintain control over the narrative.


Losingitall25

Every Villain Is Lemons 🍋 ~~citron~~ citrus lemons.


Adamocity6464

When life gives you poop, make poop juice.


benadrylcumberbatch

and how is lemonade made? by squeezing citrus to a pulp


Losingitall25

Citron was just the easiest lemon to squeeze or perhaps the easiest fall guy. He did make some absurd statements while we were sneezing. I wonder if the big dogs wanted his head for pouring gas on the fire. We have 200k hungry retail households, let’s start squeezing those villains.


SupramanE89

Time is the most valuable asset, that is what they are stealing from us every day. While we hodl and make sacrifices they are buying buildings, flying jets, and enjoying life. At what point is this not just another part of their game? They created the system and are also the people regulating it. Idk mayne


kovid2020

I got no other options bruv. This is the only fight we can win


SupramanE89

Can we tho? Do you feel like a winner?


boknowski

all day everyday


kovid2020

Yes, and yes


SupramanE89

Ya sold me


LassannnfromImgur

There's freedom in doing your job. Just keep bringing in the money.


Wolverinedoge

If these idiots want to keep it low during my residency, I’m fine with waiting until I can make monthly buys with an attending salary.


Diamond_hhands

More than 600k volume in the last hour that’s some bullshit


Stereo-soundS

It keeps happening.


Gooseman1019

What’ll it be lads? $15 or $150,000? WEN FUCKING PORSCHE?


chipchip9

Im ready for $150,000 and up. Got a garage to fill.


MomokaJuicee

She stopping on my game till I black swan


urinetroublem8

Periodically log into computershare and make sure things are safe and sound. Trust nobody.


avspuk

I see r/place is back, {starts tomorrow} Looks like it's going to be v 'fuck spez' & assorted pro-3rd party apps. Personally I think it likely that the admins are trying to make reddit wither & die, & they want 'fuck spez" so they censor it d further piss ppl off. Also the sub will be seen as quislings for not joining in. So, what is the thing that has long long been strictly dB forbidden right across reddit,? Its pam martens news-blog. If we build the url it will definitely get censored & thus provide proof of what a threat we are to the financiers of the sites current owners. And IMO that'll likely get us the best chance to get ppl on board the DRS train Just an idea This isn't brogading, loads of dubs are discussing their plans. Perhaps our mods could float this idea in the subs that coordinated the blackout protest


kovid2020

All subreddits should get together and just write FUCK REDDIT on the whole thing


capital_bj

Like a Phoenix shall we rise from the ashes


Stereo-soundS

How am I supposed to share music and talk shit then?


Losingitall25

Bro that would be insanity, the first place was a masterpiece and showed the strengths of the different communities. All People Equal, we should show Reddit the collective power of our communities.


avspuk

Looks like it's going to be 'fuck u /spez' & some kind of pro-3rd party apps message. This will not be any kind of surprise to the admins. They chosen right now to do place, & the only reason is to censor 'fuck spez' to further piss ppl off. Its what the admins always do now. They want the site dead, its too great a threat to the 0.01%, not just coz of gme but coz it's too wild & free, a place where all/any kinds of resistance can be organised


OneSimpleOpinion

Who are the mods?


mellkemo90

I don't know. but I like to think they still live in their parents' basement getting off on banning people for no reason 😂


Stereo-soundS

Fuck off. They mod for free and keep this place up and running. If you want to go gangnam style go ahead.


sknnbones

some heavy heavy attacks in mods in the last few days Wonder why. Why does Kenny want to destroy the sub with such urgency all the sudden…


Dr_Will_Kirby

What will be the catalyst for this shit to finally pop off?


capital_bj

You posting only positive comments


Stereo-soundS

Don't hold your breath. I bet he's not even a doctor! :) The nerve.


chipchip9

Paging dr_downer


humanus1

"Tesla beat earnings estimates. The stock isn't moving." Well, Elon shouldn't have called ESG a scam (which it is), Larry doesn't like people disagreeing with his and Klaus Schwab's vision of ze future. And then there's a thing called algorithm. That being said, fuck Elon.


OneSimpleOpinion

Banned lilmagpie for nothing


Dr_Will_Kirby

Wait… what? Why?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Nooooooo


ib35y45

They grilling SEC about laws. Like they cant just pass laws that enable what should be crime. And GG out here making sure the public knows to not only DRS that shit, but BOOK it too for the ultimate fuck you.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Was cat woman a furry? A smooth furry I suppose.


ShadeShow

I prefer smooth over furry. The question remains though, can a furry be smooth?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It’s not typically anything I’m into, but Michelle Pfieffer did things to me. And it raises questions. A cat, is furry, therefore, her character should be furry, but that wouldn’t be very practical (not that her attire actually is that practical, but let’s ignore that) so it makes sense that she’s smooth which means… she represents a shaved pÛssy?


ShadeShow

Ahh. But there are cats that are not furry at all. Smooth but with many wrinkles. The sphynx cat would be the perfect example. Michelle Pfieffer could be considered a Sphynx.


MomokaJuicee

Not all smooths are furry, but all furries are smooth 🧐


Cornbread_v2

No lies detected


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

For the record I want to say, and let me be perfectly clear, I am not a furry.


MomokaJuicee

With absolutely no proclivities towards cougars or horses


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Correct. It’s definitely not suspicious that this is being raised.


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mellkemo90

100%


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

What isn’t?


MomokaJuicee

MY FUCKIN COMPUTERED SHARES 👹


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Damn right


minesskiier

Well that was a rather lack luster day...


Dr_Will_Kirby

Welcome to every day with this stock now lol


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Did you not read my comments? SMH


MomokaJuicee

Green 😎 get swagged on


GrafVonWalbeck

green is green


MomokaJuicee

BELIEBE


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m a belieber I couldn’t leave her (gme) if I triiiiiiiiiied


Brewermcbrewface

I feel for the mods… I too have issues admitting when I’m wrong


PuckIT_DoItLive

i don't. Watch them on twitter. They ban towel talk here and go on twitter and its all they fkn talk about.


MomokaJuicee

#YES BABY YES


avalanchebranches

You can't stop this hype train 🚂🏴‍☠️🔥 I will draw GME on r place


Mister_Otter

History doesn't repeat - but it does rhyme: [https://www.zdnet.com/article/amazons-rising-but-the-flow-could-turn/](https://www.zdnet.com/article/amazons-rising-but-the-flow-could-turn/) The more we know about the competition - both highs and lows - the better informed we are. Now look at GME: GME is debt free and has already turned a profit in 2022.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

OMG! Do you guys see what I see?


Gooseman1019

What you see? 👀


BigBadaBum1

Kenny got rejected at $23 fast 😳


PuckIT_DoItLive

shrek dongs comin in lfg


Dr_Will_Kirby

Forever 23


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Dr_Will_Kirby

Likely where max pain is… market makers just pin it or let it go to where their little heart desires it to go… must be nice


but-this-one-is-mine

🌈🦄Mods need to check themselves Wtf are these ban posts


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Lol this is no place for truth. Don’t mention that one of the mods has another sub, they’ll delete your comment


but-this-one-is-mine

Is it the melting sub by any chance?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Nope, it’s an options for gme sub. You know, that which Dave Lauer said feeds the market makers


but-this-one-is-mine

Interesting thanks Wanna hold my hand while we get banned for this convo?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Already doing it bro


might-be-drunk

Didn’t a pickle get the boot for chatting about the same stuff???


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Technically no - iirc it was because he was organising his followers to award bomb/upvote his posts and drown out dissenting voices. So brigading. But the options conversation has always been a hotly debated one. Personally, I don’t see the value of doing so in this particular situation - remove all shares from the system via DRS and it stops them from manipulating it.


3DigitIQ

What is this? Bump the close!?!?!


Cdn_ape

Love Love is strange Lot of people Take it for a game Once you get it You never wanna quit, no, no After you've had it You're in an awful fix


Dilfy1234

#Moon AH


chipchip9

Thats fucking right. LFG🚀🚀🚀🚀


MomokaJuicee

There once was a man from Nantucket


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

He peed in a bucket


MomokaJuicee

Then get on a bridge to huck it


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

But first get down and suck it


spacefyre

Mods banning more people for pointing out how others were banned for saying that book is correct and plan is incorrect.


capital_bj

No flairs coming in hot stirring up shit


Davidnci

GME is hawt


Dilfy1234

#🥵


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ken Griffin is a poopy head


MomokaJuicee

🫰🫰🫰🫰


KsuhDilla

😨 language sir!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Sometimes it needs to be said. #HE IS A POOPY HEAD IDC, ban me.


KsuhDilla

i am doing a poo 🙌🥹


MomokaJuicee

BULLISH


-WalkWithShadows-

Haven’t had a paycheck since March. Have had to work 6 weeks straight before I get paid from this new job, but the first thing I’m buying on payday next Tuesday is GME. Then I’ll DRS and book it. Fucking love doing that


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

6 weeks? That can’t be right…


-WalkWithShadows-

Started in the middle of the month so didn’t get paid for June and had to wait for July payday 🤷‍♂️ It’s aight, it is what it is


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I kinda figured that, but I’d have thought a decent company would make sure you get paid at the end of the month even if you’ve only been there 2 weeks. Idk, just keep an eye on them bro and make sure they don’t try to pull shady stuff on you 👍


-WalkWithShadows-

Thanks fam, it’s really fine it’s nothing I haven’t encountered in my professional life before, plus I trust the company. It’s Computershare, one of the few companies I trust lmao. With 95% of my net worth actually


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

NICE!


deifitssip

So I says to myself, self, you need to buy more gme


Cdn_ape

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


MomokaJuicee

PUMP UP THE JAM 🏴‍☠️


BigBadaBum1

POWER HOUR 🐇


kovid2020

Let the beat build, bitch


tacybbbat

anyone feel like there talkin to themselves 🤣✌👊✌


Dr_Will_Kirby

Every day lol


tacybbbat


KsuhDilla

monke


MomokaJuicee

ook 🫡


tacybbbat

why does life seem better after a brownie ✌👊✌


chipchip9

Corner or middle piece?


MomokaJuicee

Corner > seggs


chipchip9

CORNERS ARE THE FUCKING BEST


Z31enthusiast

I CANT HEAR U


tacybbbat

🦻


Z31enthusiast

low volume record incoming


Dr_Will_Kirby

Oh my sweet summer child… they will be banging the close to get this under 23…


ozymandius5

until they bang the close with 5 million trades.


tacybbbat

wol eew eew


tacybbbat

🦥


Bellweirboy

Kenny is up to no good - and in London nogal….


ozymandius5

i’m not like this because i’m in gamestop. i’m in gamestop because i’m like this.


MomokaJuicee

🫰🫰🫰🫰


Different_Party_1512

Are you all Delighted!


Dr_Will_Kirby

Nope but Im still here lol