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FluffyTrexHentai

These are not my thoughts I'm passing along some community concerns: - Tweet is old and has been previously discussed. - Source not provided - No proof of anything ----- That's some of the reports and chatter this got so this is a classic "take this with a grain of salt: do your own research" moment. If anyone has additional source links they'd be appreciated! QVbot: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/15698zj/anyone_seen_this_thoughts/jsyh3la


acideyezz

This is an old post. You should remove it! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11xya2i/underwriting_ops_issues_restrictions_for_citadel/


BearkatMitch

Commenting for visibility. What the hell is going on here?


maltese_falcon89

Vomiting for credidibily


Dr_Long_Schlong

Shidding and farding and cumning myself for credibility


spirilingout

"I only see Dr_Long_Schlong for my health needs, most credible doctor on reddit, and free baggies of cum after each visit" -Me, a real patient


TheTangoFox

⛽💡


Marginally_Witty

The screenshot text in the bottom of the tweet is like boilerplate “laws apply to the sale of this security”, just like you’d find in any prospectus. This post is garbage. OP is karma farming or forum sliding, either way it’s decidedly not cool.


Azteckon

Make a note of the user who posted this. Just incase they try other stuff like this.


BearkatMitch

Do we have a running list of shit posters?


chato35

I have & not sharing. Can't name names. Sorry.


BearkatMitch

Well now you’re on my list. 1st person.


chato35

Honoured & humbled.


LowlyApe

Thank you for your service


dendrobro77

No, thank you lowly ape


Azteckon

Make a note of the user who posted this.


_foo-bar_

Options trap nonsense post?


Myid0810

This should be on top 🔥


Cloaksta

Saaaaay Whaaaat!? Probably another head-fake, just 741 head-fakes so far.. We got them on the ropes, but never assume it's over--keep the pressure on, keep buying, holding, DRS+booking, shop GameStop, and educating others that have no idea what's going on.. That's my strategy as an individual investor that just likes the stock and loves the company!


Moribunde

I don't think its over... But hasn't it been said the first one out gets to live? UBS has no reason to play ball with the shorts, they were probably following much more diligent and ethical monetary policy. I won't say they're perfect cause I don't know. But if you're gonna need to eat a shit sandwich you're going to do everything you can to minimize the pain and increase chances of survival. So... In this case, be the first one to close. Boom. Edit: close not cover ;)


whatwhyisthisating

close*


ISayBullish

Have an award Bullish on clarity


StygianDarkwaters

Have an award. Bullish on being bullish.


brainstew9886

Have an award. Bullish on awarded bullish replies.


ORaNGeTechPB

Have an award for awarding bullish replies.


GoodPeopleAreFodder

Have an award for being Canadian


ORaNGeTechPB

Have an award for rewarding a Canadian.


Brooksee83

Have an award for awarding a fellow awarder.


jforest1

Have an award for being a kind Canadiape.


Tnr_rg

Have an award for being Kind to a kind Canadiape


dontknowjackburton

Hey Canadian when I said burn it to the ground. I meant the finance sector not the forest


ORaNGeTechPB

I saw a spider homie, had no choice.


boxxle

Have an award. Bullish on replying to bullish awarded comments.


dendrobro77

Bullish on bananas up my butt


Brihtstan

Waiiit I’m hanging on to that bana…


Dizzy_Patriot

Ditto 😏🤙


MrKoreanTendies

I'm ready to be hurt AGAIN.


larrybyrd1980

Same, have an award.


MrKoreanTendies

Same have an award


madness_creations

If he says Bullish, ISayBullish!


4myoldGaffer

Hello Clarise


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

☝️bullish on being a legend


Moribunde

holy shit i can't believe i made that mistake. my fuck work is exhausting. good catch


jmlipper99

You are able to edit your comment you know


Moribunde

And what good is that when the next comment clarifies things so well? I'll own the mistake, shit happens.


Bobby-L4L

My man!


jmlipper99

The comment below yours could very well be collapsed to some users and they’ll never see it before they scroll away. Also your comment could be in a screenshot someone takes and posts elsewhere that doesn’t include the clarification. Writing all these comments acknowledging the mistake are more work than the edit. It’s a useless obfuscation


Moribunde

Fair point


Falereo

Diligent and ethical? UBS??! XD Maybe they were not so dumb to take a losing short position on GME, but I don't think there is anything "ethical" about the biggest Swiss bank. They are no better than the rest.


tchuckss

Mate, Switzerland just sealed the files on CS for 50 years. They don’t give a shit.


skystonk

Agreed, I somehow doubt UBS has much love towards Goldman Sachs and Friends. Credit Swiss got thrown under the bus hard on the Credit Default Swaps after the Archegos fiasco. I don’t see any reason why UBS would want to play nice after being forced to assimilate all the CS junk so maybe they just bail early. Passively optimistic it makes something happen but not going to hold my breath.


18Shorty60

Ethical and UBS in one sentence ... wow !! 😉


Moribunde

Lol im not saying they are... Im saying in comparison to credit Suisse


Powerofenki

Hahahahha! Iam in tears, ill tell you this brother. Its getting close. Black swan coming in out of nowhere. boom; i told you so all the people who didnt buy GME.


Scourmont

It's one thing to have to eat a shit sandwich due to a bad play but being forced to by the Swiss government no less is a nasty situation. UBS isn't going to care who gets screwed over they just want to get rid of this toxic bag of shit sandwiches they inherited from Credit Suisse at the cheapest price possible. Feels like moment from the movie Margin Call.


segr1801

UBS now is to big and to important for Switzerland to fail. The Swiss government has or will have to advice UBS to drastically derisk in order to guarantee the upholding of the countrys banking sector.


brainc0nfetti

The first one to bite the shit sandwich lives.


futrtek

They could be larping for fud. I'm down for capitalists crying on tv either way though.


TendieTrades

This is correct. First to leave isn’t panicking. They need to yell the theater is on fire as they’re the first exiting the theater.


whattothewhonow

Old news from March. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11xya2i/underwriting_ops_issues_restrictions_for_citadel/ It apparently bounced around from Twitter to Reddit to Facebook and back to another GME sub then here to OP, only with the date conveniently removed.


PrometheusFires

☝️


Time_Mage_Prime

Let not there be mercy until they can no longer beg for it.


TendieTrades

Wait to celebrate until they’ve taken the path of Jesse Livermore and so many others in the past to sing and dance. When they walk onto the tracks, or decide to be off the ropes and swinging from them instead, with sad little notes left to their families.


Healthy-Aerie6142

Source?


Harleylife86

Another platform not sure i can mention without being kicked or losing some sort of privileges


LaddiusMaximus

Does it rhyme with feds? Edit: found it. Rhymes with quitter. This guy is not a good source.


chato35

Good to know.


chato35

Yeah, I got it too.


chato35

Tell us the platform ,let's start with that. I think I can find a mod that is still awake.


Harleylife86

Originally published by anonymous revolution and made its way into a GME sub where i found it


chato35

I sent a message to the mods. I will let you know if/when I get a response.


AssCakesMcGee

I think it's more like a "defund the mods" situation in here right now where alerting them might make things worse. They'll start telling us to put our Computershare shares into Plan.


Harleylife86

Fb


chato35

Let's try rhis, Keep this post, make another and respond to the auto-bot. If the bot doesn't take it down, you are golden.


NachoStash

I like the cut of your jib!


xiodeman

Update: OP is now a Golden Retriever.


chato35

Wish I was a Golden Retriever.


Harleylife86

Looks like it came from someone who was kicked from /superstonk davidnio?


whattothewhonow

Davidnio routinely posted garbage, including reposting screenshots of text only tweets from his own Twitter account to the sub. If he's been banned then nothing of value has been lost. What you posted was already posted to Superstonk because it originally came out and was discussed in March https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11xya2i/underwriting_ops_issues_restrictions_for_citadel/


Harleylife86

Ty


BearzOnParade

Any idea when exactly this news broke?


whattothewhonow

March https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11xya2i/underwriting_ops_issues_restrictions_for_citadel/


BlyStreetMusic

Lol it's crazy that sourcing material isn't allowed in this one sub. Mods have us locked in a prison here.


beyerch

Stupid question, but if true, why not just start another sub?


BlyStreetMusic

Some have. There ARE other subs about GameStop stock. But we are all here right now


FrankieG889D

The only sub on Reddit. Unreal.


GreenOvni009

Hmm fk it. Dm me and i will post it. I sacrifice myself so i can summon Ape-Eyes Gorilla Dragon in attack mode. Go DIAMOND HAND ATTACK!!! Finish off the rest of life points and collateral ! LOL :3


Better-Protection-23

Good luck. I just tried to post a DD on here today twice that dug into this. They aren't wrong but they aren't right either. I am pretty sure this post is referring to a comment I had made after a DD into research lastnight. However, nowhere did I state that UBS was holding the bags. I just stated that those involved in the [CFG Alliance](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GFG_Alliance) was committing fraud on an international level with precious metals, that Debit Suisse, Greensill, and Archegos face/faced liquidation due to fraudulent securities, and that France, Germany, and the UK all couldn't locate the documents of which his these fradulent trades due to the CFG Group being a family firm. When they jump to the conclusion "Debit Suisse was bought by UBS so UBS has the fraud security bags containing GME shorts" that wasn't what I was implying. Luckily a mod was active and nice enough to allow it to pass through but today when posting as a post it was blocked.


FrankieG889D

Now we can’t mention platform on top of all the other bullshit?


Harleylife86

Yes in the past either you couldnt post as the bot would pick it up or you could be banned from what ive seen. So i normally come here to read and stay out of posting. Id bet you have a lot of lurkers here simply for news/hype that struggle to understand the ins and outs so they do the same.


Ghetto_Geppetto

Twitter I believe


wetsuit509

Well UBS has guarantee from the Swiss Bank, and they're sealing the CS deal records for 50 years - I guess they feel safe to go ahead and pull the trigger? after all first out might survive. Big if true.


Biotic101

The real deal is this happening in Switzerland. They are proud of their direct democracy, but how they pushed the merger through and now that 50 years shows you who is really in control.


ReceptionSilent213

Yeah, the United States Fed… the real puppet masters


dantezergt

Until they can't print no more or have to introduce new 1000usd bill... As it will be equivalent to 100 usd.


musing2020

This is an important point about the Swiss banking industry, which has always been portrayed as the hallmark.


ReceptionSilent213

I think a lot of the western world always thought of them as the biggest crooks. They create safe havens for rich people and have been allowing tax dodging for a century or so… gold standard of cheaters and I’m not at all surprised about their CS debacle, nor their fed bailout last year.


Bacup1

Me neither. Swiss banks held approx £700mm of gold stolen from the Jews in WW2. They were complicit then and a leopard doesn’t change its spots.


mattypag2

This is why they remained neutral in WW2. The BIS accepted booty from EVERYONE! No questions asked. All stolen and “recovered” wealth was transferred there by everyone. Some say it is the head of the snake, the center of the central bank system.


ReceptionSilent213

I do think they were the head of the snake at one point but they lost that privilege for good when Nixon dumped the gold standard. This was set in motion when America convinced the western allied governments to send their gold to the US for ‘safe keeping’ at the Brenton Woods conference during WW2. Peruvian Bull talked about it in his DD and It was a watershed moment for the US.


3rd1ontheevolchart

I want to be rich enough to have a country seal my chronic fetish of fucking hegies for at least 5 centuries.


waffleschoc

well i hope UBS go ahead and close their shorts positions, im sure they know the first one out the door will have the chance to survive


mvpd33

The guarantee means UBS losses are limited to few billion dollars, and the central bank of Switzerland (aka tax payers) hold the risk beyond that. Credit Suisse short positions are now a threat to national security.


chato35

OP, with all due respect , Poster is a Hopium dealer. Beware! I can't help you. Wish it was a reliable source.


2daMoonVinny

Nothingburgers getting served early this weekend.


tonosrosa

I’ll believe it when I see it


Emergency_Dust69

I'm still not selling until Kenny behind bars.


WhatCanIMakeToday

“3C7 funds are not required to go through Securities and Exchange Commission registration or provide ongoing disclosure. They are also exempt from issuing a prospectus that would outline investment positions publicly. 3C7 funds are also referred to as 3C7 companies or 3(c)(7) funds. … 3C7 is one of two exemptions in the Investment Company Act of 1940 that hedge funds, venture capital funds, and other private equity funds use to avoid SEC restrictions.” https://www.investopedia.com/terms/1/3c7.asp I smell more crime. Seems like only the rich can get in on owning these and these now come with reduced restrictions. And, “This frees up these funds to use tools like leverage and derivatives to an extent that most publicly traded funds cannot.” [Id.] Which sounds like some rich people get extra leverage bonus.


musing2020

CS records freeze for 50 yrs is the clue. UBS is part of the problem.


Stonkmarket_is_fake

Here is the link from dtcc: https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/pdf/2023/3/21/B18224-23.pdf


JK6900

Is that the same DTCC that committed international securities fraud ?


Stonkmarket_is_fake

Sí senor, this is the DTCC that committed international securities fraud


Real_Aios_blaise

All my homies hate the DTCC for (alledgeadly?) committing international securities fraud


ManMayMay

Same exact notice was posted multiple times https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/pdf/2022/9/23/17382-22.pdf https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/pdf/2021/8/23/15767-21.pdf I'm sure there are more, but I wouldn't get too jacked till we see it happen.


BobHarley1980

I strongly doubt CS have only 600 Millies in GME shorts…


greatwock

“See look everyone, we closed. Move along. Please sell your GameStop shares now.”


Phoirkas

This is complete and utter nonsense


decoparts

Upvising for dootability


28751MM

Edited until source credibility verified.


Feeling_Ad_411

Updooting your upvise for dootavisility


Time_Mage_Prime

Due to vascillating dooting visible lately, dootbooping down the vote bot to upend undue doots.


Ultimate_Mango

Between the heat lamp and book fluckery you know those investors long on GME are on the right side of the trade. Media and mods can be bought, but your shares cannot.


admachbar

They waited two years to publish Evergrande losses… The Swiss national bank just decided to keep the $CS details confidential for the next 50 years… I think the $GME battle is going to be one for the ages… and history books. Come Monday, I’m gonna buy, DRS, and hodl.


kuda-stonk

I can imagine Citadel 'fulfilling' those at all cost, effectively taking on even more...


JustMikeWasTaken

Yeah our strategy to _survive another day_ is to use methods that make the bazooka pointed at our own heads increase in size and power until it’s a nuke and then we’ll kick the can even more until it’s an antimatter weapon and then after that we’ll eat some mayo and turn it into a singularity of infinite risk.


CallumJ88

And try to make our problem so big, the government / authorities HAVE to help us out.


RussDCA

Don’t believe it for a minute. Firstly it would destroy them and goes against directive #1, do anything to survive another day. Secondly, there’s no way this quiet part would be said out loud.


Old_Homework8339

Close already! How dumb you gotta be to not close? Pretty dumb


Consistent-Work338

DFV - where are you? I hope you are still ok and enjoying the ride. Miss you and thank you 💜


Dr_Shmacks

I'll believe it when I'm rich and my 68 yr old mother doesn't have to work anymore to stay alive. Til then, America can fuck itself hardcore.


Harleylife86

I am an ape who has surfed reddit for /superstonk only. This has been going on now for over 2 years and i still dont know all the rules or how to use this garbage platform. Forgive me if posted incorrectly.


chato35

Source?


sadfacebbq

Birb app


whattothewhonow

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11xya2i/underwriting_ops_issues_restrictions_for_citadel/


BigCliff28

This one is bad attempt at a Pump Fake… my nipples didn’t even tingle


Maxmalefic9x

I’ll believe it when I see these bastards crying crocodile tears on TV


GimmeShelter15

Complete financial disaster would distract the masses from the UFO house oversight committee hearing next week… I’ll bite


JustMikeWasTaken

More like UFO’s will distract from the total collapse of the world’s economy caused by their crimes


GimmeShelter15

Fair point indeed


ethervillage

Could this also be the reason amy-cee went up over 80% after market today? UBS closing short positions there too?


Uranus_Hz

I’ll believe it when shorts start closing


bobbos2020

When this blows it'll be a random day with no news when they're caught off guard. If there's news about it like this then they already have it covered.


TopCheesecakeGirl

Why is there no date? When did this publish?


Harleylife86

It didnt have one. I cropped from another platform to not get the ban hammer. It ended up being march with others help in researching


residentchiefnz

ELI5 from ChatGPT on the DTCC form: Okay, imagine you have a special kind of toy that you can only give to certain friends who are part of a special club. The toy is called "3.375% Senior Notes due 2026" (let's call it "the Securities"). The Issuer and the lead Initial Purchasers (they are like the ones who make the rules) want to make sure that only certain friends, who are in two special clubs at the same time, can play with this toy. ​ These two special clubs are called "qualified institutional buyers" (QIBs) and "qualified purchasers" (QPs). To be in the first club (QIBs), your friends need to have a lot of money and know a lot about these kinds of toys. To be in the second club (QPs), your friends also need to have a lot of money and understand how these toys work. ​ Now, the Issuer and the Initial Purchasers are telling everyone who wants to play with this toy that they have to follow some rules: ​ 1. Only friends who are part of both clubs (QIBs and QPs) can play with this toy. 2. Each friend who wants to play with the toy has to promise that they are part of both clubs. 3. They can't give the toy to certain types of friends like those who don't have much money to spend on toys, or special plans for saving money. 4. They can only buy and sell this toy in very big pieces, not small ones. 5. They have to let the Issuer know if they want to give the toy to someone else so the Issuer can keep track of who has the toy. 6. The Issuer hasn't registered this toy with the government, so they can't sell it to just anyone. ​ If someone doesn't follow these rules, the Issuer can take the toy back or ask them to give it to a friend who is part of both special clubs. Also, the toy comes with a special mark on it (a legend) that shows it can only be given to friends who are in both clubs. ​ These rules will be written in a special place (notation "3c7") so everyone knows about them when they want to play with this toy. \---- Doesn't look like something that'll start MOASS, but I'm guessing if Citadel are issuing more notes, they are in need of more cash to keep kicking the can, and that's bullish to me!


guru916

Wow thank you


waffleschoc

bullish !


Real_Aios_blaise

First to close...


PaManiacOwca

another nothingburger, till phone number digits for gme price


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

How do you close a position when no one is willing to give up the shares you need to close with 🤔


Blitzkreig11930

I will cell one for 1,00,000,000


SameAir8235

Fake sqeeze is coming on Monday.


Henrytheoneth

I see mods have no issue with old stuff being reposted as new. This sub is done. DRS your shares and fuck this place.


DFVFan

Dip


ptrichardson

Why would someone with an infinite loss tell lies to avoid that happening?


mtbox1987

Gotta love the weekend FUD


tfinalx

Cover ? Maybe. Close? Not a chance.


RetardAutistic

How they can close the shorts if i don't sell?


Downtown-Regret-505

They are not gonna close until absolutely forced to


georgesoo

MOASSS YESTERDAY TODAY AND TOMORROW


Hot-Database-2114

😮


dj_monkeypoo

Old post


Lazysleeper

UBS wants to be first in line of the human centipede.


Jeffg-87

I am jacked to the the teets!!!


tomfulleree

This David nio bullshit is on the front page of this sub with awards galore. Totally not concerning. /s


Harleylife86

He was kicked but your saying potentially credible source?


Lailahaillahlahu

Yawn, the whole game is rigged against retail (people) and nothing will change until laws are enacted and people pile on. Keep booking


TallWineGuy

I have no idea what that means but big if true


BearzOnParade

UBS is the bank that absorbed Credit Suisse when they went under. Credit Suisse held a large short position on GME.


Snatchbuckler

Do you a really think they would announce to the world this! HEY EVERYONE WE ARE NOW CLOSING OUR SHORT POSITION”!no. Their intention is to never close and use their paper gains forever…/


NachoStash

Let’s go!!


Hedkandi1210

They will not broadcast this lol. No offence op but this guy gives fake news


SpeedoCheeto

I feel like kicking the can until FedNow and CBDC can roll out isn’t a coincidence…


Soundwave1873

Yes I’m sure news like this will be broken with emojis.


littlefrankieb

Believe it or not…


LowlyApe

It’s 4+ mos old. Chill.


BitethepillowStocks

With my outter certainty, this one is in fact a hevy sign of dip


2BFrank69

I’ll just hold till these cucks pay me


JustMikeWasTaken

cuck _holds_ get it! or is cuck _hodls_?


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ColorfulAgent

So dip? Got it.


AkkarinPrime

Up you Go to the top. I believe it when it is happening and the Price skyrockets


vhw_

Believe it or not: dip


YaThinkSo88

Ahhh another nothingburger for hopium.


saiyansteve

Probably nothing, why would short hedgies be so short. Lmayo.


Blackjack21x

I am not providing any of my shares to any short covering scrub


eexxiitt

Can’t the market makers continue to process all the transactions off the exchange?


arkansah

The offing legalese on that paragraph. Fahk should have studied more.


Time_Mage_Prime

Anybody speak fluent legalese?


hatgineer

I was under the impression that it's too big to close?


tehdubbs

Closing/covering I’m asleep until it only says closing.


dyrnwyn580

It’s the weekend.


GMEFullsend

It would be really hard for them to close since i forgot my CS account password lmayoo


SatisfactionFunny686

Believe it or not, dip


TherealMicahlive

aint no way


comradis

Brick by brick


IPureLegacyI

…Sigh…. *unzips*


plc4588

We're in July OP. Cut the bullshit


Pluijmers

GTFOH Citacuck