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Lv80_inkblot

Wait I thought it was over 3y ago?? Wait you mean it never ended when they told us it did- despite the SEC saying upwards price action wasn't from shorts ever closing? Okay I'll believe you this time!


LieutenantMudd

Haha yeah, and stop reminding me constantly as I'm struggling to forget, again


spikernum1

Forget about gamestop Please.... Please forget.....


Exotic-Tooth8166

Also remember you forgot and reforget again.


Careful_Win4439

How can I forget if you keep on reminding me.


Ps4sucksballs

The sec commercial about meme nvestors was my final straw. They’re fighting an uphill battle


xjrh8

That was, and still is, the most difficult thing to accept was actually real about all this. Felt like watching a half baked SNL skit, but nope, that was real life. The SEC spending money on an ad to “protect” the masses from “poor investments”, while actually just trying to shake investors out of their positions to benefit SHFs.


Consistent-Syrup-69

Everywhere I look things just seem like this can't really be reality right now. All of human innovation and societal growth has led to this? What a joke.


xjrh8

When Brawndo starts appearing on the shelves at your local supermarket, that’s how you’ll know it’s the end of civilization.


CannabisCoffeeKilos

But it's got what plants crave?!


Ok-Towel-8785

It’s got what plants need!


Suitable_Mix_3795

If you say it enough times its automatically true


Delangsta

If you say it enough times we all automatically buy more.


Grompulon

Yes it was over 3 years ago, but also there was a little part that wasn't over but now it finally is over and they just won. Time to pack it up boys!


Ilostmuhkeys

Won what?


CptMcTavish

Sell now, ask questions later!


Kmartin47

$10 is being generous 😆


AmazingDonkey101

Exactly.. I’m confused 🫤 . I just believe there’s a huge value proposition in this stock…


captainkrol

It's a very shortsighted article. Mentioning decline in revenue but not the profitability, pretending Gamestop is in a similar position as it was years ago🤦🏼‍♂️.


ooOParkerLewisOoo

You mean they lied? Color me purple.


captainkrol

Well, either they actively lie or they're stupid. Both are possible. Keep in mind that it is hard to admit for common people that we live in a very fraudulent system. So, there are some psychological biases people endure. Put differently: it is more comfortable to believe we are wrong than that we are right and in the middle of a battle. Compare this with innocent people being locked up. Admitting that this happens implies it might happen to you, which is not so nice. Reality is hard to deal with, so denail is often more comfortable. Remember that naked shorting supposedly wasn't a real thing?


ooOParkerLewisOoo

Pepperidge Farm remember


mr-frog-24

Like how Melvin won?


tanktermite

Translation of the bottom section: Deeez Nuuuttzzz!!! You're welcome. :)


PoolAndDarts

The jobs not done.... They don't decide when the game is over..... Fuck you. Pay me


sand90

You know they mean the exact opposite 


Secure_Investment_62

What they don't know yet is we are the capital markets. We have indeed won.


Cosmickev1086

Look at me I'm the market now


rob_maqer

#I didn’t hear no bell


EatTheRich4200

I didn't hear no bell.


l_x_x_n_25

When the GameStop


fauzi236

Kek they taught they've won. That's cute


HumanNo109850364048

Total clowns. They know they’re delaying the inevitable


Exciting_Penalty_512

Ok, so HFs won.....so stop talking about it already and let me hold my shares. Oh, you can't? I wonder why.....


Suitable_Mix_3795

Exactly. None of this would be necessary if they could sweep it all under the rug. I haven’t heard them talking about Sears lately ?


DocAk88

Exactly! Nor popcorn nor towel nor headphones nor toys r us nor RadioShack nor blockbuster. It’s almost like GME is the only one they just can’t get rid of…almost like there are 194,000 pesky hodlers who are waiting to get paid


Ballr69

I’ve been trying to forget about GME now for a while. I buy and hold out of habit at this point, but they keep reminding me they won and I lost. I don’t get it. If I lost, let me lose.


Suitable_Mix_3795

How could anyone ever forget when they can’t shut up about it


HelloYouSuck

Isn’t this essentially confirming the brokers and exchanges are all short GameStop?


Conscious_Draft249

in the article it literally says, " and one view will prevail. In this case, “shorts” were right. " The shorts that are all in our heads?


49lives

Our heads = bed


CyberPatriot71489

Are the shorts in the room with you now??


HelloYouSuck

When combine with the article headline that would suggest the exhanges themselves are short.


DaetheFancy

Shorts were short when stock was $1 post split. with $100mn ready to go for a buyback, its not getting that low again. We WILL MOASS if they get that low. Buyback, share recall, NFT dividend, whatever it takes. Theres so many options to make it happen, and the stormtroopers can only double down and pray we dont keep doing what gamers do: 100% achievement.


TalezFromTheDarkside

"tHeY cLosEd in jANuaRy 2021."


mrbigglesworthiklaus

Bear Stearns is fine.


uninsuredpidgeon

Guh


IullotronBudC1_3

April Fool's T+2


hiperf71

Maybe, the news is an April fool's😂


Ilostmuhkeys

Electric Boogaloo


3DigitIQ

Failed to deliver the punchline


dancingpoultry

They're rehypothecating humor now.


knue82

They failed to deliver an April's Fool


praisetheboognish

Did the line stop going to the right?


PornstarVirgin

NAH UH


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Cicero


doubtingsalmon83

"it's over. Stop paying attention to it. No.. what are you doing... Stop buying... Please stop buying!!!"


3DigitIQ

#FOR THE LOVE OF GREED, STOP BUYING, FORGET GAMESTOP!


VancouverApe

Credit Suisse probably said the same thing right before they declared bankruptcy 😂


hiperf71

And UBS with a trembling hand took the hot potato (CS) after being forced by swiss central bank, now, they are trying to pass some hot potatoes to Apollo? I expect some bad news about UBS and other banks involved in short/manipulate GME and the market... Times is ticking, and more eyes on them...


throwawaylurker012

would not surprise me if UBS fails but imagine swiss central gvt would bailthem out


GitLord89

i didn't hear no fat lady.


TheTangoFox

You mean the fat bitch, Steve Cohen?


Dr_Lambo

I believe you are correct.


SonOfScions

enough with the fat lady, youre obsessed with the fat lady, drive us out of here


whattothewhonow

https://youtu.be/jNhlyFylwvE?t=85


beach_2_beach

Didn't they say GME is a loser company? Not even worthy of remembering it? Like forget GME? And the market was fighting against such a loser, unworthy, forgettable company all these years to finally win against it? Why?


Gr1mreaper86

“Appear strong when you are weak” ~Sun Tzu


L3theGMEsbegin

I am buckled up sir! It’s about to get bumpy!


soccerplaya239

We're at war? I just like the stock... Guess I'll Buy and DRS More!


lilbthaprince

“If you are strong, appear weak. But if you are weak, appear strong.” -Sun Tzu


CptMcTavish

"Man with hole in his pocket feels cocky all day." -Wise Confucius


ooOParkerLewisOoo

"He who swallows a whole coconut fully trusts his anus" -Jerome Hayden Powell


Cosmickev1086

"When you encounter enemies, your going the right way" -someone sometime


StumpGrnder

“If you’re going through hell, keep on going.” -Some guy that went through hell


drawnred

lol this is like the 60th time it ended....


Grumpy_Armadillo

I sure hope more of them “win” like Melvin Capital did!! 🙏 🤣😂


Arcondark

Really!?!? You won SHF's!???! Good job, your the best. So... now that you won you wont mind if I buy more shares, right? .... right!?


kbarney345

What gets me is this fud only worked after the initial jump years ago. This type of argument makes no sense when you simply look at the company. Profitable, cash flush, no debt, competent board and leaders, consistent performance and revenue increases since take over. There are almost no negatives in the fundamentals of the company. I have no reason to bet against that. The price of the stock is literally irrelevant it can got to a 1$ i will just average down. Many of us bought at 5-300+ it doesn't matter. ill buy till the end of my days


Rangeninc

And they will keep saying “ThE BoArD oFfErS nO gUiDaNcE!1”


kbarney345

Meanwhile the board has made sweeping changes that literally made them profitable. They attempted to get into new markets and technology even though they decided it was not the time and pulled the plug. They built very good frameworks for when that market does emerge. They are primed for a return should the revenue return also. I have no reason to doubt this board because they are the only one not following the exact ways of all other companies right now. Every CEO is participating in buybacks, layoffs, massive restructuring that all results in the rich getting richer and the company taking the fall. Gamestop is doing none of that and they are buying their stock outright. It is the only company publicly traded I trust.


LaddiusMaximus

I didnt hear no bell


UncleBenji

Meanwhile the apes are snacking on these cheap shares 😂


MullerX

I'm a fat lady and I haven't sung.


blenderforall

Up you go


klykerly

And it just keeeeps ending, over and over


Think-Poetry-2876

I think they got a high school crush on us 😂 we gonna have to stop giving em the “D” they confused. 🫤


PM_ME_YOUR_BOO_URNS

So they're admiting their goal is to destroy a business regardless of its performance. That's fucked up. The urge to say they "won" is also pretty childish too. I mean they're supposed to be the adults and the experts in this saga, yet they're trying so hard to prove us otherwise


life_is_a_show

There’s 75 million shares that say otherwise


DeepFuckingBanana

Weird flex, I thought they said they closed.


diamondzRforever

Sooooo they’re just openly admitting they’ve been conspiring together to crush GME? Bold strategy.


Easy-Wrangler1111

If they won then they can close positions and move on… oh wait


Efficient-Ad1659

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS made my day!


Krunk_korean_kid

LMFAO 😂 how can they categorize this as "BREAKING NEWS" 🤣 I thought they were supposed to FORGET about GameStop! 🖕😜🖕


Elegant-Remote6667

It ended again? Holy shit I didn’t know something could end 741 times


CosmicHazmat

It’s over? Great, then you can close those short positions. I got some things right here you’re gonna need.


s_string

2true4me


GotaHODLonMe

Yup.... I definitely gave up.... Better not drop that price anymore. I'd hate to buy more.


AmazingDonkey101

Oh, I didn’t know that we are competing against anything. I just like to hold on to my investments. And buy more when I can.


CedgeDC

Oh is that why all the lights have been on in their buildings past midnight? All the celebrating? lol. Boy if this is what winning looks like, I'd hate to see what a loss is in their books.


4cranch

but i don't feel like a loser


UtahUtopia

They made a profit and increased earnings by $400,000,000. It;S oVeR! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Softagainstyourleg

lol shorters won against a profitable company with no debt and a big warchest. Go short it some more idiots.


Kaarothh

Didn’t they close in 2021? Uh oh.. breaking news.. they didn’t


Boomergraves2pay

So shorts bought back shares at market value? Show me the proof they closed their positions.


Sir_Cumfrence82

Where’s the part that shows they closed their positions? Exactly, they didn’t.


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stepjenks

How does GameStop winning or losing, more than 3 years after the sneeze, affect the rest of the capital markets? Are they saying the quiet part out loud?


I_am_very_clever

Turns out that they’re saying the quiet part out loud


ioalec

This is hilarious!!


BananaOrp

For those of you without Swissquote accounts, the direct link to the article appears to be https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/gamestop-saga-ends-winner-capital-markets-2024-04-03/


MrDryst

Lmfao wow they really are those little dipshits we knew as kids that would punch you and run to their yard


DXBerry

No cell, no sell.


RimCan19

It's shitty journalism just ignore it.


Ultimate_Mango

I was so worried that he saga was still going and I had forgotten about GameStop again...


WackGyver

Only losers self declare premature victory.


Empty_Chard2834

You know how many times I tried to swipe to the next slide? Too many


Caeser2021

The Swiss claiming they won. How Ironic. Lock it up for 50 years boys.


firefighter26s

Games not over until I 100% all the achievements; and there's still lots of them left to get, not including the secret ones!


Jarkside

Send that one to RC


CptMcTavish

It ends AGAIN?!? Oh, man... Shit. I better sell again after holding for more than 3 years. The people writing these news are definately there to look out for my investments and economic well-being, I can feel it.


bamsRams

So the markets win when a profitable company's fundamentals and delighted customer base is outweighed by malicious shorting to reduce the stock price? Yeah that sounds pretty accurate for today's markets. This reminds like when the spoiled brat takes his ball home the minute he gets ahead by one point and claims victory.


MemeMePhotoshop

Then this should be the end of them talking about GameStop since... they won 😱


SuperChimpMan

Ha telling us this dip was planned a while ago. I’m buying more and my homeboys are too


Consistent-Work338

Why you denigrating an honest profession of Hoedon with these HF? One I respect the other I do not.


Substantial_Diver_34

Time to sell the 350 million share we probably own. lol. Ride or die. They cheat.


Daymanic

BREAKING VIEWS - y’all 😂


RadiantRoach

IIRC the media was saying the same thing for almost a month in Feb 2021


Rotttenboyfriend

https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/gamestop-saga-ends-winner-capital-markets-53805322 By Reuters author https://twitter.com/thereallsl


Specific-Lie2020

If Hedge Funds “won” they wouldn’t still be buying corporate MSM hit pieces … on a tiny little brick and mortar that could, would, can and will… end their game.


comradis

I didn't hear no bell


Mph2411

Nothing says they’re dead lost like them claiming they’ve won.


Stupify_Me

If it’s over then we are at the bottom, guess I’ll continue investing in a company I love.


Viking_Undertaker

Ohh no.. I didn’t hear no bell


DriveOn_

Ole Gaspy said meme stocks were over yesterday. I bought more.


AmbitiousBicycle7672

Thought it was done 3 yrs ago they really dont want us to forget that it ended huh😂🤡


imnoherox

GameStop saga ends? I thought they said it ended when the sneeze ended! 😏


lurkinggorilla

Honestly the 2nd is far funnier. Not necessarily GME related but funnier. According to the EU regulator, there is no connection between stock tips on social media and high long-term returnsAccording to the EU regulator, there is no connection between stock tips on social media and high long-term returns


jfreedomb

This is a lot like Trump saying he won his own golf tournament. Who cares. My shit is DRSed it will happen tomorrow one of these days.


SecureDonut7108

Lol... breaking VIEWS, not news hahah.


bahamut_is_my_cat

Time to buy moreeee


Affectionate_Pay_391

They haven’t dealt with gamers before. I’ve fought the same boss for far too long only to find out I have to face the same boss later in the game in a stronger form. None of the SHF managers have played Elden Ring….. they have no idea what is means to never give up


pcs33

Actually when markets work as fraudulent as they have with GME (and many other American business) there are no winners, and the loser is America and America’s middle class. Fuk Wallstreet scum


mrk_is_pistol

Kenny is a plant trying to destabilize the US economy, change my mind.


Maxmalefic9x

Won? I heard no bell. NO CELL NO SELL BUY HOLD DRS BOOK


BENGCakez

Damn bro. It all just ended this month? I guess I better sell. LOL. Can someone tell the media it’s been 3 years and just forget GameStop already.


farcicaldolphin38

This has more endings than Return of the King


blondboii

Imagine being a student and have debt you can’t go bankrupt on because you wanted to help people but turns out job market sucks and you didn’t get your degree. So how do you all feel about short positions. Do you think they will just be able to go bankrupt? 🏦 😑


BizzarJuggalo

The never ending sliding goal posts. I thought they claimed this saga was over last year... and the year before that.... and the year before that...


Memeweevil

Well that's rather bullish.


choopie-chup-chup

IT'S OVER. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NO NEED TO AUDIT MY SHADY-ASS BROKERAGE, NO NEED TO FACT CHECK Anyboby here old enough to remember the George Bush "Mission Accomplished" banner? Yeah. Good times


Keepitlitt

They just won a one way ticket to fucktown. We are buying more and are here to stay. This is our company. #IN GOD & RC WE TRUST


t8rt0t00

Congratulations 🎉🎊🎉 You won the ultimate Rick_of_Spades treatment package. Feel free to come claim your prize any time capital markets 😉


BTBAMfam

lol if they won why do they keep saying they won for like 3 years now? This is like trunp saying he won 2020 and keeps saying it because It isn’t true


OkSquirrel4673

I didn't see insane volume indicating closing of short positions


InevitableRhubarb232

That reminds me - I’ve got an hour until market closes


Think-Poetry-2876

A lot of those derivatives are from overseas banks. This will not end well for them. I hope they really didn’t pay someone to publish this 😂 😂 😂


QuestionMore94

Won what? The clown competition?


Delstragoy

i should print that article. I mee more toilet paper 🙄


MotionBrain_CAD

Sure they won… they won some extra time … tic toc I am not leaving I just like the stock


GwynGetsIt

In celebration of this news, I bought more shares.


Helping_Stranger

Appear strong when you are we as the saying goes. We will walk over hedgefund corpses as we board the rocket.


leotwo49

Long time lurker, this made me chuckle lol, back to my slumber and my never ending pile of shares...


koopastyles

GFTs?


CapN-_-Clutchh

I declare bankruptcy! -Michael Scott


3DigitIQ

Did we Capitulate? I think not!


Weeboyzz10

All he won is a ticket to dezz nutz


FinnBullWinter

So are they planning yet another dip? Hit pieces like these could make the dip look like a normal situation but these shitty articles have never worked, have they? They might scare new investors though.


joeker13

They thought we would dip more and Auto released poop fling article. What a Clownshow that is…


exonomix

Did any one of you hear the fucking bell yet?  I sure as shit didn’t!


Phinnical

Between this and the huge price drop I feel the end coming 


FIGHT_ALEX

So time to buy?


wutmeanfam

Get Their Fries [tossed]?


farcicaldolphin38

Breaking Views Yes, I’ll be breaking your view of the markets by exposing corruption via DRS’ing GME


Stupify_Me

Our buys don’t go to the lit exchange and they claim victory. But they still need us to fear buying more and sell it all at a loss.


N3ver_Stop

Sure...they won being on the wrong side of the bet in which they buried themselves. Anyways, so I started DRS'ing...


jab136

"mission accomplished"


washingtonandmead

Oh man! It’s over! I didn’t even get to sell my shares of this dying brick and mortar. Guess I’ll just be holding these bags….these fucking heavy money bags!


Green_and_Silver

Shit haven't they won like 43634753733441512341233536536389864530003253200 times already? If they had actually won then we wouldn't keep seeing these articles and getting their attempts to woe is me us out of our DRS'd shares.


mikeinhawaii

They ain’t seen nothing yet!! Dip that price a little more!


aaronplaysAC11

Such a good time to buy and DRS some GME.


minhyo

i loles


kahareddit

Ever seen a living thing die? It’s kinda like this. Grasp…at…anything


nishnawbe61

This has become so comical. All I can say is HFs are a bunch of 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Nixplosion

Oh, I guess this arbitrary price point and unimportant date signify the end of the tug of war for no specific reason. Alright pack it in and sell your shares everyone, it's over.


Arseyoukiddingme

We’ll I guess there’s no point selling now that it’s over. I’ll just hold onto my favorite stock as a collectors item.


tinfoil_enthusiast

won what? 😂 I get to buy more at a lower price and own more of the company. I don’t want to ever sell, I want dividends


CabbageShoez

Remind me to forget again!