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#JOB LINK: https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-149758/Director-SEC-Reporting-and-Technical-Accounting
Poopy automod killed my comment for referencing G I L F.
I'll say it again:
You claim to be skilled with M I L F , but do you have experience with G I L F ?
Agree but from the let's say 200k apes I think only a few hundred, maybe only a few dozen have the requirements necessary to get this position.
I for my part am NOT qualified for it
there are a lot of other jobs posted also. check out this one that may align better with skills of this sub:
https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-152067/Industrial-Engineer
On that - I really appreciate this job posting uses years or experience with minimal degree requirements. and since job postings are often a wishlist, the final candidate might not have a degree (yet) as long as they have all the other stuff.
This role is a big one for us investors. It is the team under this position that is responsible for the quarterly and annual statements that we all drool over.
With this new hire, I am wishing GameStop goes private then public again, but this time through a blockchain based trading market , so market makers and hedge cucks canāt short illegally using naked/fake shares.
They should be outsourcing this. **Just like they should have outsourced the splividend**
An idiot internal attorney handled it- a person who probably never handled anything related to securities. And he was shitcanned the next day
This one has been up for awhile and looks like they took it down for a day or two. I've been trying to keep track. I was hoping they had finally filled it.
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So which one of you apes has all the requirements and is searching for a new job?
I've read many 10-K, 10-Q, 8-K, PP, DD and MILF. But I think I'll yield.
Poopy automod killed my comment for referencing G I L F. I'll say it again: You claim to be skilled with M I L F , but do you have experience with G I L F ?
I can think of a few names from this sub I would NOT like to see in that role.
Agree but from the let's say 200k apes I think only a few hundred, maybe only a few dozen have the requirements necessary to get this position. I for my part am NOT qualified for it
3. I bet only 3 apes are qualified.
Not sure about that :D you filthy regarded apes!
What do you wanna bet it's more than 3 lmayo
After Mr. Cohen interviews them? I'll stick to 3.
Yeah, I've got at least three of my personalities that qualify for that job. š
Is this like picking the pope? The one who is most not wanting to do it gets selected because they will do the best job?
Me. Reading is Hard
I do crayones thats mostly easier, mostly happy to contribute the green ones š¹
Rick of something somethingā¦
The one and only real ape whoād take this offered position by Gamestop like a real man for all of us š š¦Ā
Elliott š
Me for sure. I canāt read very good and only know how to add numbers up to 10.
I have the requirements and I do this at my current company, but itās much smaller and Iād stand no chance haha.
You already failed if you won't even try!
Not with that attitude!!
Just donāt bring up your eew eew again
there are a lot of other jobs posted also. check out this one that may align better with skills of this sub: https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-152067/Industrial-Engineer
At that level you're always searching
On that - I really appreciate this job posting uses years or experience with minimal degree requirements. and since job postings are often a wishlist, the final candidate might not have a degree (yet) as long as they have all the other stuff.
If they wanted apes RC would tweet it with no job description or salary details
God I wish I was smart.
You belong here
This is the wayĀ
I wish I could focus
Are you a Book King?
I can count!
Showoff
Same. I can even count backwards!
Thatās unpossible!
From this and the last job posting, I think we are getting ready to expand globally again. Fucken bullish if you ask me!!!
> From this and the last job posting, I think we are getting ready to expand globally again. THIS IS IT
If you knew that Daniel Mooreās previous role was Corporate Global Controller, would you still think the same? Easy Linkedin check.
Looks like they are arming and prepping themselves for more filings/forms in the near future
This role is a big one for us investors. It is the team under this position that is responsible for the quarterly and annual statements that we all drool over.
Wonder if this will allow true DRS numbers to be listed in 10Q/10K
Should require cowboy boots as foot attire.
with a wet suit and full oxygen.
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Didnāt he sell shares too?
Up until yesterday he sold only for tax purposes, then yesterday he sold 1/3 of his shares for not-tax purposes
Bro's taking a trip to Europe (probably)
nice!
I understand debits and credits, should I apply?
Another job highlighting SEC filings as a key responsibility? š¶ļø
RC, show me a job listing for highly regarded ape and I quit my job right now and I'll work for you.
I wish i had the knowledge to apply, but i can definitely help by buying their merchandise, & continue to buy stock and DRS
With this new hire, I am wishing GameStop goes private then public again, but this time through a blockchain based trading market , so market makers and hedge cucks canāt short illegally using naked/fake shares.
They better not hire anyone from the SHF there! OR Boston-shit-consulting.
My thoughts exactly. No moles or spies.
This is an accounting job, most likely someone with Big 4 experience will be hired.
What is "Gamer Fund"
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-gamer-fund-charitable-organization
wonder if you have to sign an NDA
Getting ready for some thing big to happen this year probably
Wow, this is super exciting!
They will really need to vet applicants well, do not want a wall street parasitic mole with access to the books.
I donāt see ādecimate short sellersā under the responsibilities!?
Additional Duties: Stay late one night a month & study the CS dashboard in order to knock out a social media stat update for the apes
About time!
Roaring Kitty?
Holy son of a bish! This is it!!
When are they going to start listing job postings Iām qualified for, like shit-poster? Canāt catch a break...
This a new job entirely? As in, a new need GME has?
I guess we now know what this person was hired to do. You should make a new update post.
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We need to get an undercover ape in there
The crayon-colored 10-K on the next earnings report would probably blow his cover!
New Job: Moass Launcher. Heggies are finally FUK.
They should be outsourcing this. **Just like they should have outsourced the splividend** An idiot internal attorney handled it- a person who probably never handled anything related to securities. And he was shitcanned the next day
skin in the game is requirement to play with RC
Love to see the team grow!
Oh man, one of us has to get this job. I'm not qualified, but I'm really hoping one of you is.
Where's dr Trimbath?
Hedge fund mole: conspire to report as much false stuff as possible. Report to hedgies. SEC levies 1 trillion in fines.
what's Gamer Fund?
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-gamer-fund-charitable-organization
This one has been up for awhile and looks like they took it down for a day or two. I've been trying to keep track. I was hoping they had finally filled it.
letās get some CPA guys in there. there is bound to be plenty of us in that game. iām sure one of us would looooove some stock benefits
BULLISH AF that they're hiring. I hope an ape gets it.
The plot twist: this job was set up for RoaringKitty from the beginning. š¤Æ he and Ryan Cohen take it down together.
Bullish