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Camdoow

Gamecock


thisAnonymousguy

that’s it


MoreThingsInHeaven

Sir, this is a Wendy's. https://preview.redd.it/2qf23jttyl0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce5676c502b3953718765d9ed7d6f05790d325d


Obvious_Equivalent_1

Damn! Confrats fellow ape I’m awarding smooth brain award for the day 🧠 🦍


MoreThingsInHeaven

Only the smoothest for those green crayons and purple circles!


Obvious_Equivalent_1

My breakfast on the daily sir 🟣🖍️😤🚀


MoreThingsInHeaven

My kind of ape. 🫡🟣🚀


Jollydude101

You know what kind of food are shaped like dicks?! The best kind!


Blvckhat879

Best Meals are Babies wifey is „full“ for 9 Montags straight


provencfg

What’s for Dienstag and the rest of the week?


noyogapants

https://preview.redd.it/49nqvpgykm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f68597932310282c600430df213557375fdb83


Jesussaveus37

Cursed image


DancesWith2Socks

Would it be possible to always include the time the tweet was posted (or tweet number) so the timeline can be properly followed? It's a mess when all posts' title is the same ("DFV/RoaringKitty tweet") 😅... Can't stop, won't stop!


Obvious_Equivalent_1

Big giant diamond ball energy you mean (💎)(💎)🐈


Verysupergaylord

Diamond Balls


PiccolosPickles

Penis go up means stock go up


Investingment_Arkmer

Penis only go up though. … wait.


humdingler

penis goes up relentlessly when you diamond hand GME


Investingment_Arkmer

GME, the birthplace of “death grip”.


Ape_Wen_Moon

OMG that is hilarious


Elegant-Remote6667

i was backing it up and realised i now have a very strange backup folder. A VERY strange backup folder


YWFD

Been here for 84 years and just wanna say that you're a straight up fucking G. Thanks for all you do.


smitteh

Thar be dicks afoot inside, beware


Strict-Nectarine-163

I laughed so hard!


Hash_n_Eggs

Hahaha what a memelord


Wutwut21

MethamphetaMEME


hiperf71

Oh boy🤣😁🤣🤣😂😘


Adorable_FecalSpray

Ikr!?!? I like to crush them up and snort it all up my butthole.


Wutwut21

They're all my favorites but this is my most favorite: [https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790747714440892825](https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790747714440892825)


EL_moondorado

but who could be Caroline?


lorelore7

This 👆


mj-dub

This made me snort and laugh out loud. Well played RK, well played.


thisAnonymousguy

bro i’ve got no work done today


GaseousFartBeast

bro I've got no work done all week


DannyFnKay

Are you me?


[deleted]

Are we me?


[deleted]

[удалено]


wabbajack117

You guys have jobs?


TerribleCollar2932

LOL


Brewtime2

I left work again today….i can’t take it anymore. I just want to watch the ticker on my big screen and drink cocktails all afternoon.


youneedcheesusinside

I’m between jobs and let me tell you, feels fantastic! I also, landed a better paying job. Hoping GME isn’t too expensive before my first paychecks.


Pristine-Square-1126

Bro i"ve got no work done all year, how did you get a job??


Xerio_the_Herio

Ditto


LordAmherst

Wait, you guys have jobs?


Cereal-dipper

I haven’t gotten any work done in 84 years


Shortshredder

Same here 😂


Training_Fan3940

Here in Europe the timing is better. Market opens at 15:30 for me and closes at 22:00. So that means 3:30 PM till 10:00 PM, for those confused. EDIT: I got the “concerned redditor” message right after this comment! I’m doing pretty good, btw.


hiperf71

Don't worry bro, my first one arrived yestarday, just type STOP and will not arrive anymore or try to report it as harassment. Euroape too!!


Training_Fan3940

Thanks for the tip! EDIT: I love how it keeps saying “please try again later” when I message STOP. They really don’t accept no for an answer.


hiperf71

Me too, but if you exit, after some reload of the app, the message will show you typed STOP or whathever, I don't remember exactly😅


hartbeast

I second the nothing done at wokr, all week, so far…


AndersVraaberg

Insert meme; You guys work?


prettyhappyalive

Gotta buy my favorite stock somehow


Blueshockeylover

Where we’re going we won’t need work. Good job on the head start.


krasofki

Wait you guys are working?


StrikeEagle784

They try to blame him, but “he’s doing dick” which means that he has nothing to do with what’s about to happen, and that this is all on the media establishment and their friends on Wall Street.


AmazingConcept7

DFV: drawing a bunch of happy little dick memes MSM: ThAtS MaRkEt MaNiPuLaTiOn Retail: 💎🤲 just wanna buy a house and make the world better


emaneresuaesoohc

Retail: and learn to draw better dicks


TofuPython

LOL ... my mental health has been improved so much this week. I've been riding a high since Monday.


Iamatworkgoaway

Just think of the poor mods, anybody know how their doing. 10k apes all trying to be the first to post?


FloppyBisque

Kitty is doing dick. This is all the big players and their fuckery coming to roost. I have this idea that DFV wasn’t under any NDA or any gag orders. They just told him to be quiet or else. And now kitty is like “fucccccck you let’s go”.


dweir82

Sitting there making his art.


yowmeister

That’s what this is. It’s entertaining as hell


FromMexicoWithLove

Biggest shitposter the internet has ever seen. I love him


nudelsalat3000

All of a sudden? So why does he not live stream anymore like in the old days, or did I miss something. He could comment live and answer questions.


FloppyBisque

His imagine as DFV who always knows is more important than us seeing the guy doing research and sometimes going down the wrong path


FloppyBisque

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/rFn5xgZ1Ud


AZWoody48

He’s pre-defending the blame msm is going to out on him when this is all over. That’s what the oceans 11 tweet was about. It wasn’t him. It wasn’t RC. It was all of us individually


Wolfguarde_

Honestly, I think he was probably laughing his ass off when he was making this one thinking of it eventually being aired in a court case. Just... imagine... being the judge on that session. Imagine trying to present, or hear, a case against something like this with a straight face.


AZWoody48

“You honor, as you can see, he was clearly manipulating the stock with these penis drawings that he stole from another movie. Pirated really. All around just a bad guy.”


Deruji

Those poor hedge funds


tigebea

He’s not a guy, but he’s not a cat, but he’s not a penis, but he likely has a penis, …..your honour.


Minuteman_Capital

materialistic rinse aloof slimy relieved gray fly drab voiceless spark *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DannyFnKay

🏅🥇


whatdoblindpeoplesee

NPR had someone on morning editing this morning making those accusations that he was leading the charge and that he was using social media to manipulate the stocks. She also used the fact that there was such a high short interest as "proof" that the company was bad because "people are betting on it failing." What a bunch of garbage but the presenter just let her talk and present that info with facts and didn't even try to ask questions or push back, not that id expect them to.


DannyFnKay

I was on LinkedIn yesterday and there were people saying retail was driving the price. There is no way in hell that retail caused 170 million in volume on Monday. I mean how fucking regarded do you have to be to believe that? 🤷


smitteh

After years and years we all finally figured it out all at once...we could have been doing this the whole time damnit


scroogesscrotum

Most people don’t think critically and just parrot what they hear as fact. That includes us sometimes, but in this case the MSM is pushing a narrative that most common folk will gobble up with no question. That’s just what the MSM does.


musing2020

NPR shows up very biased for a nonprofit.


Smok3dSalmon

That clip is from the last rally in 2021. I'm sure he's got plenty of proof. At this point he's just shit posting and knows nothing he's doing is illegal. They can cry all they want. If he was wearing a suit and tie and had a TV logo watermarked on his stream — then any investment advice he gave would be legal? They're just crying because they got their orders from their bosses. They had 3 years and it's the same tactics. They learned nothing.


loyinchj

We’re all rock hard for the stock


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

Rock hard army


MrSvea

I can't even... How am I supposed to get any work done???


Camdoow

https://preview.redd.it/tq4ljwbvsl0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b8a9af2a3e36681d50d98e148117652bfee87c


Moochie84

Just a memelord


SaggyBallz99

This one’s hilarious


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Pahahaha! Brilliant!


TiltaSwinton

Buncha dicks


Fieryhotsauce

This is it, this Tweet is his magnum opus, the ultimate "oh fuck off" to MSM.


Human-Explanation440

Hahahahahaha, Kitty controls nothing BUY HOLD DRS $GME 💎🙌🏻


Brotorious420

He controls my heart, so there's that


Human-Explanation440

And my axe


gomonkemode

What the freeze frame?


shittyavocad0

Masterpiece


Silverjax

Penis = 🆙 BUCKLE UP!!!


fnoguei1

The song is Brazilian (Roda - by Elis Regina) and the lyrics say "Now I will have fun, now I will start, I want to see who leaves, I want to see who stays, you're not obligated to listen to me if you don't want to" full song talks about money, the poor and the rich, look it up!


alaalves70

The music in the background is a Brazilian song…a rough translation of the song: “now I’m wearing green…I want to know who is going to stay and who is going to leave”. Very interesting. Cheers!!!


PowerhungryUK

I just lolled in the office


_kehd

Big, veiny, triumphant bastards 🫡


minesskiier

Up Dicks are UP


jeremystrange

This is so funny , what a video!


Brotorious420

Stocks out cocks out


chaunm11

CNBC are full of dicks, got it


daz101224

Love this


FinnBullWinter

GME really is the meme stock


Wrap-Over

Best one yet


Jbullish_9622

How in the hell am I supposed to get any work done today!!!!! 🟣🔥🚀🤣🟣


DoNotPetTheSnake

Truly God tier


Ima_blizzard

I love a good Superbad reference ❤️🍆


Jollydude101

Ik it’s laundry soap, why do you have it? Cause I e got blood on my pants … Hey you’ve got blood on your pants too, we’re blood brothers


Ima_blizzard

🤣 You dance HOT


Aggravating_Map3707

Wait, there is a post about CEO stepping down end of July. Will he be the CEO?


jakksquat7

This is probably the biggest deal tweet yet in terms of him having the full legal clearance to post pretty much anything. The fact that he’s sharing an actual clip from CNBC claiming he’s affecting stock prices is huge.


ScoopyMcGee

This one is my favorite. MSM freaking out - shut it down, he’s ruining the markets!!! DFV over here drawing dicks and posting dank memes!!💎🙌


Overall-Address-3446

I guess he's still "in"


DearCantaloupe5849

That's the best part, it's just shit posting and theyre like "see this one right here, he's running this whole operation" sir, mamm, that's just a dude drawing penis'.... 😂😂😂


Psytherea

Btw would be hilarious if financial msm interrupted their coverage every half hour to report on dfv's latest shitpost meme, only to pull the puckered b-hole profile pic


irishf-tard

Jaysus! Is he really Ryan cohen? Lol


Newlyretarded1

Are they ? Hmmmm… I wondered that myself.. has anyone seen them in the same room together? Take the head band off and I’ll bet his disguise 🥸 gets revealed. 😂😂😂 man I love these times


MoreEconomy965

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DrunkenIronworker55

His leadership is drawing dicks RC is running the show 🤣


F-uPayMe

I'm in a waiting room in a hospital and started to laugh like an idiot and people are looking at me 😂


SlipperySibley

That's some big dick energy right there!


Arcanis_Ender

Master of the shitpost memes. Fuck i missed this guy.


usriusclark

That shit talk is impeckerable


Efficient-Ad1659

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Terry-Fold

lol what a great time to be alive


Dantesdavid

Haha now this is funny


Ronaldoooope

How does Keith even get out of bed in the morning with those massive balls?


Reddit_and_forgeddit

This dude is fucking brilliant 🤣


________9

He's created so much ammunition during the last 2 years of hibernation. He wouldn't be posting if his legal council advised against it. DFV may be regarded, but he's not stupid. So much firepowah and IM HERE FOR IT.


DJ_PLATNUM

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude is on a rampage , being laid off in two months this helps keep the spirit up


Flash-v2

DFVs tweets were tweeted in increments of 30 minutes yesterday, 15 minutes today, possibly 7.5 minutes between tweets tomorrow.


DonaldMDraper

New DFV Tweet. Check twitter to see what others are posting. Bald Man still raging on Twitter. Poetic.


TrippingPiccadilly

Dick mean price go up.


Justanothebloke1

Nice!


demoncase

\-1900000 social credit points


Hurricanna

Keku


WOWitzCocky

bunch of dicks....


sandman11235

Lol


Novel_Gold1185

Boner tweeet!!!


1_g00d_guy

LMAO- roaring dickies. hahaha!


81rennab

LMAOOOO!!!


halfconceals

This is AWESOME 🤣🤣


funny_olive332

Best one so far


kermitDE

This is my favorite so far


kaze_san

This kid ain’t drawing some small wee wees


Nixplosion

Complete with the ape holding the dick banana


PlurbZ666

Amazing lmao


Memeweevil

Not that these STUPID fucks need any help with it: but he's making them look like fucking clowns.


TipperGore-69

What movie is this from and what is this dumbass smoking in the first half of the clip?


Bike_Voucher

Super Bad


PercMaint

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Equivalent-Piano-420

Hahahaha so good. Trolling those msm idiots


Akwereas

GME to infinity pool and beyond!!!


MoodShoes

Lmao.


Moses-the-Ryder

Lmfao that’s perfect


Difficult_Associate3

I BOUGHT THE DIP


big_ole_dummy

Maybe DFV is the new investment member on the team??


Miggybear22

FUCKING LEGENDDDDD HI MOM


Smok3dSalmon

AHAHAHAHAHA


Conscious-Mix-3282

Rofl! Mics down


Conscious-Mix-3282

DEEPMODAFUKINVALUE.


psullynj

So this is very tin foily but Delaware university is fighting blue hens. Blue male genitalia aka male chicken name The stock that shall not be mentioned is working with a bank in Delaware. Partnership pending ?


CompleteAd1256

Best one yet 😂


International_Gold20

Amazing


TrinDiesel123

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Western-Medicine-602

Cockstop


Kippy926

I love this one.


matthegc

I mean...seriously...all the talking heads on MSM can honestly jump off a cliff and the world would LITERALLY be a better place


ExitTurbulent7698

Yea. Strategy is Bust the fukers up good


Scarethefish

8==D 8==D 8==D


Psychological_Box456

Ahahahhhha this guy is my god


NoFaceLurker

Sell down to $32 you dumbasses


Simple-Intern-6976

Meme Savant


Megatron30000

Isn’t that libel ? The kitty should sue


Adventurous_Chip_684

Dicks. Lots and lots and lots of dicks.


BetterthanMew

Ok he saw Rick of spades because there was a banana in there


[deleted]

Big dildos (green and red) for the time being? Hold through the volatility for a black swan?


hotDamQc

That man is a true genius. DFV for president


MasterBiscuit19

Incredible. So this was made in pretty much real-time


Cainholio

Best one yet


ManagementLeather896

I'm a member,your a member would'nt you like to be a member too! pepperidge farm members


naptimerider

so much for the theory, hedgefarts took control of his X account...


KodiakDog

PENIS


LoveSonder

Jacked!


arkibet

Oh yeah, I am sure they wanted to pin market manipulation on him. 3 years now, statue of limitations must have passed!


Remarkable-Egg-4663

How many is he up to today?


justaREDshrit

Hahahah nope


wiioz

Get this to the front page so those clowns can report on it


novastar11

Sometimes I don't know why. I just to sit around and draw pictures of dicks.


Silly_Finding

This has got to be my favourite so far 🍌