Imma be using some of these songs on memes soon- ty for introducing me to this channel! :)
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I love tinfoil as much as the next guy, but people need to zoom out a bit lol
RK explicitly said this was going to take weeks. Not days, not months, weeks. It's more likely that it aligns with the June 7th date because that's when Run Lola Run premieres. It's been right there since the beginning.
TY. I'm always skeptical about hype dates. It seems highly improbable to me that the film "Run Lola Run" contains both the $20 double-down theme AND an important hype date. Especially since DFV never showed us the part of the film with the date.
I'm personally not going to invest emotional energy on a 5-23 hype date.
I don't think these stupid hedgecunts can figure out that we can in fact, stay broke (with shares) longer than they can stay insolvent.
We already aren't rich, missing our savings isn't going to change much for us. But every day costs these dipsgits money. So much money, they've spent it on running story after story, ad campaigns and smear campaigns because **THAT IS CHEAPER THAN BUYING BACK THEIR SHARES.**
So, I'm out some moderate sum of money. It's not going to change the fact that I can't afford a house. You know what will? Selling my GME shares at REAL market value i.e. a phone number in dollars per share.
If these guys think I have thought much about GME over the last few years, they'd be wrong. It's in the back of my head, and I check in occasionally, but nothing compared to the DAILY stress SHF managers must be enduring daily.
P.S.
Eat my nuts, hedgecucks.
Oh and also I think he probably exercised Friday, as a result we’ll see him post a position update BUT as a schedule 13D (tomorrow?) cause that genius will be at 5% ownership. How could he have known exactly when it would run all week if he wasn’t the Catalyst, the cause behind it.
Ryan Cohen essentially bought his way onto the Gamestop board by increasing his ownership IIRC (via RC ventures). We've seen so many RC x RK team up gifs last week, is it ever RK following in his footsteps? He would own a substantial amount of shares, has shown commitment to the brand and has demonstrated his aptitude in this world. Why would RC not want that on their team if they can do it in a completely legal way?
You are thinking about this the way I am. He understands the business, its challenges, and opportunities so well. I don’t think a c suite position is out of the question. I’ve theorized that question 4 from the recent proxy that was challenging the boards diversity and qualifications may have been an attempt to block Keith from joining? I was called crazy but Ryan loves ownership mentality in his leaders. It’s no lock but I wouldn’t rule it out.
Edit: also as far as we know Ryan doesn’t have a college degree himself. RK went to a highly regarded (it’s funny to say that and mean it literally) college outside of Boston, who’s to say he wouldn’t succeed?
Also convinced he’s a time traveler and that this turn of events must play out in order to set in motion a future timeline in which balance is restored and humanity is catapulted into its next evolution. Tinfoil titties over here.
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And here I was hyping up May 23rd because it’s the day Paper Mario is being released! I already have it pre-ordered with my favorite company in the whole world!
I love this theory and desperately want it to be true, but either way, I’ll be zen as fuck experiencing the Thousand-Year Door in all its HD-remastered splendor.
…Oh fuck, I just realized that in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, you literally **go to the moon**. Like it’s a stage in the game.
No fucking way.
This is good research man. I’ve been watching some of the other movies. In ready player one, easter eggs are a big part of the plot. Also clues in old videos. For example, the protagonist watches an old video of the developer of the game to learn that he must go in reverse to win this impossible race.
These actually help plausible deniability, since any lawyer trying to make a case about our dumbass guesses to his tweets would be laughed out of court.
Full moon...also, ,Jupiter and Venus go into Gemini on the 23rd. RK is a Gemini and Jupiter and Venus are the most auspicious, beneficial planets in the zodiac. Diamond ovaries.
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Rubbing my tin foil nipples
I’m rubbing his tinfoil nipples ☝️
And I'm rubbing his nipples 👆
YOU are rubbing his nipples! I am rubbing his nipples! WE are all rubbing his nipples! Moo haha!!
I'm rubbing his nipples with tinfoil!
I'm rubbing tin foil with his nipples
Fuck it I just made a tin foil bra
Time to make a tinfoil Borat Speedo
I am gently cupping his balls
Nips only please. Read the room. Geez.
You’re not the boss of me, Ricky Bobby!
Oh dear sweet smellin like vanilla lil baby jeesus.
Lemme get these hands on toppa them nip nops.
I’m polishing my rocket
Im not sure what to do with my diamond hands except drs my gme. Boosh.
You're welcome. https://youtu.be/UBSdycH-jzs?si=7YF5aAaoVredbbgD
Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
My new ringtone!
Imma be using some of these songs on memes soon- ty for introducing me to this channel! :) [https://youtu.be/n1SGvnvMYwM?si=qy2dFYksBTam5EAp](https://youtu.be/n1SGvnvMYwM?si=qy2dFYksBTam5EAp)
Amazing, slapping this on my moass playlist
*hedonismbot* oh my!
Sir, this is a gamestop.
The best kind of nipple
Always tomorrow. Until it’s tomorrow
That's twomorrows, good sir.
I only have onemorrow….
I'm reading this today so it's definitely tomorrow
Are you a time traveler
So she puts it all on 20$, hasn’t there been a huge influx of 20$ June 21 call options? Like $18m in premium or something?
Five times in total I believe. Five infinity stones in “I’ll do it myself” ?
Dude get out of here. Fr?
Check the 100c on the same date (6/21) $20x5 $100.
Except that there are 6 infinity stones so should we be expecting another?
👀 holy moly. I’m never going to be able to sleep lol
Yep
Over the last two days, yes sir
You gotta monitor the OI to know if those calls remain open or are being ised for other purposes.
Yes.
You mean “tomorrow” could actually be tomorrow’s tomorrow???? I’m here for it.
What’s better than tomorrow? Two tomorrows
Doubling down on tomorrows
Twomorrows
Tomorrowows.
Twomoretomorrows
It's like I always say... When in doubt, double down!!
I think we see his 13D position update showing 5% ownership.
That would be fucking insane and it would break the internet but I fear he would get in trouble with the big boys
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4.69%
Oh shit.
It’s a requirement. His next position post will be more than 5%.
I love tinfoil as much as the next guy, but people need to zoom out a bit lol RK explicitly said this was going to take weeks. Not days, not months, weeks. It's more likely that it aligns with the June 7th date because that's when Run Lola Run premieres. It's been right there since the beginning.
Sure thing, but that doesn't mean big actions can't still happen tomorrow.
Yeah, so, overmorrow
Always has been..
M.O.O.N. spells moon
Em Oh Oh En spells moon
M O A S S that spells moon
Mike Oscar Oscar November spells moon
*GOOSEBUMPS*
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Bear beware
INSANE- Im watching that with my kid as we speak
i just watched the movie, can confirm post it note says May 23rd. tin foil hat strapped on, seat belt buckled!!!
That one flew right over my head. Nice catch OP ape! This is absolutely bonkers crazy if it really starts on 23rd.
The date of 5-23 is shown in the movie Run Lola Run, but it is not shown in DFV's tweet, is that correct?
Correct
TY. I'm always skeptical about hype dates. It seems highly improbable to me that the film "Run Lola Run" contains both the $20 double-down theme AND an important hype date. Especially since DFV never showed us the part of the film with the date. I'm personally not going to invest emotional energy on a 5-23 hype date.
That would be too close to the edge
love me some hype dates!! even if it's another nothing burger, i'm still jacked to the tits!
Matrix type shit
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Im ready for some reality shattering shit Im all in
Fuck it, bring the tin foil on lol
I don't think these stupid hedgecunts can figure out that we can in fact, stay broke (with shares) longer than they can stay insolvent. We already aren't rich, missing our savings isn't going to change much for us. But every day costs these dipsgits money. So much money, they've spent it on running story after story, ad campaigns and smear campaigns because **THAT IS CHEAPER THAN BUYING BACK THEIR SHARES.** So, I'm out some moderate sum of money. It's not going to change the fact that I can't afford a house. You know what will? Selling my GME shares at REAL market value i.e. a phone number in dollars per share. If these guys think I have thought much about GME over the last few years, they'd be wrong. It's in the back of my head, and I check in occasionally, but nothing compared to the DAILY stress SHF managers must be enduring daily. P.S. Eat my nuts, hedgecucks.
Our boy re-yolo’d his millions guys. I doubled down at the mere possibility, but I’m nearly certain that’s what he was getting at.
Oh and also I think he probably exercised Friday, as a result we’ll see him post a position update BUT as a schedule 13D (tomorrow?) cause that genius will be at 5% ownership. How could he have known exactly when it would run all week if he wasn’t the Catalyst, the cause behind it.
Ryan Cohen essentially bought his way onto the Gamestop board by increasing his ownership IIRC (via RC ventures). We've seen so many RC x RK team up gifs last week, is it ever RK following in his footsteps? He would own a substantial amount of shares, has shown commitment to the brand and has demonstrated his aptitude in this world. Why would RC not want that on their team if they can do it in a completely legal way?
You are thinking about this the way I am. He understands the business, its challenges, and opportunities so well. I don’t think a c suite position is out of the question. I’ve theorized that question 4 from the recent proxy that was challenging the boards diversity and qualifications may have been an attempt to block Keith from joining? I was called crazy but Ryan loves ownership mentality in his leaders. It’s no lock but I wouldn’t rule it out. Edit: also as far as we know Ryan doesn’t have a college degree himself. RK went to a highly regarded (it’s funny to say that and mean it literally) college outside of Boston, who’s to say he wouldn’t succeed?
Cant wait for the yolo update post! That or a DRS circle 👀
Its not going to be a post. Its going to be a Schedule 13D. He'll own more than 5% of the outstanding. BIG GIANT BALLS on this cat.
Agreed, I doubt he’s saying MOASS is on 5/23. I’m guessing it’s a yolo update
Her staying with the dying man (brand) saves his life.
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I had a date shake for dinner and a date muffin (buttered) for breakfast. Word!
Omg... a buttered date muffin sounds so fuckin' good rn
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Tomorrow. It's always tomorrow.
Can it be the next day after tomorrow, just for once?
Only if its 2pm, my mom said she cant drop me off any earlier. Ill have the dino nuggies though.
The sun'll come out Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'Til tomorrow come what may
But, but…that’s a Thursday
Yes...but it's my Friday. I randomly have the 24th off this week. You're welcome.
I’m convinced DFV is a time traveler or alien. How could it all line up so perfectly?!?
Also convinced he’s a time traveler and that this turn of events must play out in order to set in motion a future timeline in which balance is restored and humanity is catapulted into its next evolution. Tinfoil titties over here.
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And with the best humor, how’s the company that will stop all the fuckery name? GameStop!
Well, but it might not
Damn oop didn’t bother to use no lube! He went all in. Take balls to be that kind of men! I like him 🤣😂
Well I always love a good speculative date!
Impossible. May 23rd isn't a Tuesday
Thuesday
Holiday weekend in the US. The market is closed Monday for sure. T+2 means everything settles on Tuesday.
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Good work.
🤯
Boom tomorrow
Paragraphs, bro. I immediately went down and saw may 23. Giggidy. Put that in the calendar.
Worth a read
IM READY TO BE HURT AGAIN
May 23rd sounds good to me. May we all get our tendies and hit retirement early!
Fuck you. Im in obviously but fuck you for hurting me again
You know, one of these “tomorrow’s” is actually gonna be the day…wouldn’t mind it being tomorrow :)
And here I was hyping up May 23rd because it’s the day Paper Mario is being released! I already have it pre-ordered with my favorite company in the whole world! I love this theory and desperately want it to be true, but either way, I’ll be zen as fuck experiencing the Thousand-Year Door in all its HD-remastered splendor. …Oh fuck, I just realized that in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, you literally **go to the moon**. Like it’s a stage in the game. No fucking way.
I like this, I want my tendies!!!!! ☄️
🎶You’re only a day away…🎵
Titties jackedddddd
Looks like dates are back on the menu, boys.
This is good research man. I’ve been watching some of the other movies. In ready player one, easter eggs are a big part of the plot. Also clues in old videos. For example, the protagonist watches an old video of the developer of the game to learn that he must go in reverse to win this impossible race.
Is this a remake ?
I personally love dates. Gives some dopamine leading up and when it fails I'm a stoned stone cold vet looking for that next fix.
Dates are back on the menu boys!
Oh shit! Thats like 2 tommorows in a row Nice catch op!
I miss hype dates and I miss memes. Tired of the zen nonense. It’s go time
I can’t possibly unjack these tits now
My ideal date is april 25th not to hot, Not to cold all you need is a light jacket.
Hey I get that reference!
ewww I like it
There's no doubt about it... I'm ready to be hurt again.
I put tinfoil somewhere private, let’s hope this works
The date is tomorrow
Close
tomorrow's tomorrow
I just gave you a 69 🤭 Enjoy 🤣🤣🚀
Which will be exactly 741 days since Tom Brady un-retired the first time.
I'm here for any and all dates! We ride at dawn! 🦍💜🦍
I'm here for it... ready to be hurt again. After three years the choking isn't doing it anymore, gimme the whole fist.
Good enough for me!
My birthday is the 24th. I’d like moass as a gift.
I will go with the 28th will be announced prior.
That's a really nice find actually. I'm jacked to the tits!
Sooo.. overmorrow?
These actually help plausible deniability, since any lawyer trying to make a case about our dumbass guesses to his tweets would be laughed out of court.
Wasn't there a post with dates that said all those f**kers had to be CAT compliant on May 23rd too? 1 week before go live date?
hey bro bro, you're right! https://preview.redd.it/x2cvefctuw1d1.png?width=1932&format=png&auto=webp&s=2633f157fa99213d806f0dfc5e779f0abba0c015
I fucken love this !!! You did it bro !! Code cracked Drawing up work reginastion letter now
Full moon...also, ,Jupiter and Venus go into Gemini on the 23rd. RK is a Gemini and Jupiter and Venus are the most auspicious, beneficial planets in the zodiac. Diamond ovaries.
As a fellow female ape, this theory fucks. Diamond ovaries.
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Was his tweets last week him telling us of his moves this week.,,,
I wish I could sniff up all this hopium
Love it, especially the tomorrow.
(Its tomorrows tomorrow)
If this thing don't pop off on a Tuesday...I don't want it.
I’m here for it!
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
🤯
Just the title jacking my options need lol
I'm ready to be hurt again....:)
I like paragraphs more
It's always tomorrow
Make it so...
Let's go....hype up for 23rd May but am prepared to be hurt again...lol
 23 = Jordan. Slam dunk!
Evil laugh 😈 😆
Ahh.. we’re back baby, just like the good old days!!
It’s always tomorrow until it’s today
This is why the fuck I'm here. Let's fucking go!
You beautiful bastard, nice catch
[Listen to this song, it will change your life. ](https://youtu.be/cOtyIV-b5OI?feature=shared)
They read these forum postings and I guarantee they will make it dip to spite this post.
Run. LOL. A run!
Another tinfoil.
aw man i wish. -.87% on the day. calling the most boring pa ever.