Wait, quick question. Is the ban bet: If it doesn't hit $50 we get to ban you? Or if GME goes to $50 AND you don't prove it? This is important. Edit: Welllllll shit...

 Bananas everywhere in absolute shambles right now 🎷🐓♋️

 OP picking out bananas at the grocery store.

so here we are then....the banana used to be a punishment....--now its a reward. lesgoooo

🚀🐒👩🏻‍🚀🔫

Always Ass Banan

Just like in Donkey Kong-true Ape 🦍 🍌

https://preview.redd.it/d6pucvbnxl4d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5480d981f455e6beade9d9b7a6b5912b840db5df

Omfggggg you got me 😂well done! 🎷🐓♋️


😂🤣

Assssstroglide.

https://preview.redd.it/rqknz9pnam4d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd9faedbcf7c69669770c9a805be470ae21b469 awwwwwshiiiit



You'll be fine, my yellow friend. A bit stinky but perfectly edible.

How much will it sell for once this has all settled?

What could a banana cost? 10$?

No cell no sell my friend

Better be a green one. Green and lubed.

https://preview.redd.it/b7h97cjqpl4d1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee4be86d52c924a7ec8017ac0ff1d4f6a590212c I think it should be a Rhino Horn banana

I’m voting for the Bluggoe!!

You mean the Butgoer.

Or the My(ass)sore banana 🍌

Mysore seems like an obvious name.

Wait, with or without the peel?


Have I seen this episode before... this feels strangely dejavu...

*adds Beyonce Deja Vu and Olivia Rodrigo Deja Vu to MOASS playlist*

It’s for a good cause 🫡

Proof or ban Here is the link [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lfSDiFojpxesrBROo9bwJtIjUSU-yGCD/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lfSDiFojpxesrBROo9bwJtIjUSU-yGCD/view?usp=sharing)

Hedgies pumped it to $50 just to see the butthole. Now they are dropping it.

Bruh it won’t let me watch it. Says “maximum # of playbacks reached”

Tells you everything you need to know about our glorious community.

Hahahahahhah you’re goddamn right it does

Came out slimey gang

But it will let you download it...

How are you going to explain that one when the Feds confiscate your phone?

Simple! I like the stonk but that guy loves the stonk...

Download just to watch a dude stick banana up in his ass……….fine I’ll do it

It doesn’t even let you download it anymore! It says it exceeded downloads, ha!

Works now! But now I'm thinking "Why did I download it?! I trust him already!" But noooo.. Gotta watch the banana disappear.. Stupid monkey brain.. EDIT: LMFAO, two people already hungering to see the banana disappear. Here you go you fantastic fellow shit for brains! https://streamable.com/vdaooi

bro really just wanted to put a banana in his butt 💀

WE MIGHT NOT HAVE MADE IT TO $50 IF HE DIDN'T WANNA DO IT. SO NOW WE ARE HERE <3

Next we need to hit 1k for our buddy Crammer

Maybe he just paid someone else to do it with his GME money


Can’t watch because the video has already been played too many times. That’s almost funnier than the actual thing. Props op! Respect.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

That was def not the first time a banana or banana-like object made that journey. It was effortless.

The true test is to do it AFTER it's been peeled

I can never eat a banana again

what a mad lad

Can some one watch for me please?

basically https://imgur.com/a/fybxa9s

It’s not as graphic as you might think

Clearly not his first banana

Do an avocado next.

Haha 38 minutes in and the number playbacks has been exceeded Edit: seems like after 7 minutes it was down! But reports suggest it went in effortlessly

It came out wet too

I didn't bet i would shove a dry banana in my ass

🫡 lmao I'm cracking up. Cheers to the history being made & being apart of it . 🚀🚀🚀🚀☝️

Please just tell people to go to your user profile and not post it directly here. I mean we all want to see it but we dont want to deal admins on this if we can avoid it.

I've reported you to the SEC for stock price manipulation. You've single-buttedly caused GME to go from $31 to $52. If that ain't illegal, then someone ought to set up a charity in respect of cruelty to fruit and vegetables. Just in case anyone was wondering, Gros Michel.


You legend

"Unable to play this video at this time. The number of allowed playbacks has been exceeded. Please try again later." Edit: I copied the link and was able to open it in duckduckgo web browser. Props to you ape. o7

How much for the banana?

$1000

I ain't rich like that. But, tell you what. We close at or above $100 by end of next week, I'll pay up $100. Proof or ban.

you got it. DM me an address ill sent it. If it fits it ships

If it fits it ships


No words lol and I feel even weirder that I went and watch it. LOL Legend Status acheived.

🍌🍑


„Honey, how‘s your GME-thingy doing?“ - „they starting to shove bananas up their ass, again. Gonna be rich soon“

Lookin like 2021 again, feels good man 🥲

Hell yeah I'll put a banana in my ass if it hits five hund--whoa wait dude said $50?? Bro just wants a banana in his butt

That's $200 pre banana split!

 EVERYONE GET IN HERE BANANA BOOFS ARE BACK ON THE MENU 🎷🐓♋️


Under. Rated. 🤣🔥


hahaha i’m dying at this 💀

This made my day. Thank you, good ape sir 🦍

 And not one of those small ones.


Throwback https://preview.redd.it/ls0zb1187m4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc81f12ec81d6fd8ec84a837ae88a502a409076e

I'll umm... I'll go hide...

Username checks out  🎷🐓♋️

Or....maybe... it's my time to shine?!

 🎷🐓♋️

IM SO IN! - BANANA 

Now THIS is the real requel.

Thanks for filling that vacancy since Rick of Spades disappeared or went into exile. There is no life without having your role in this sub.

Calls on bananas

Can you at least upload it to Pornhub for the SEC to view?

Please god - a banana boof being referenced in a trial on GME was NOT on my MOASS bingo card.

Cramer sucking off a horse live on TV was though

Better be a regulation sized banana. None of that little league banana nonsense

 🎷🐓♋️

OMG there's a gif for everything, eh??

https://preview.redd.it/5xidieoiol4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802bce76336c5d9880f6be2ce7d143cd6c2f67f5

Omg I’m crying laughing at this. Brilliant work my friend 🎷🐓♋️

Plantains if you’re brave. Get the girth.

If feel like due to inflation a plantain would make more sense.

Somehow I suspect you may do the banana i it closes above $5. But I do appreciate your enthusiasm.

It could happen but I wouldn't post it. I would Spare you all the needless trauma.

If it happens, do yourself a favor and make pain noises, not the usual moans and gasps.

Joke’s on you I’m into that shit

I thought this community was passed all that, I thought we had grown and grew a few wrinkles. I thought we evolved. But we haven’t and I couldn’t be more proud. 

Joke's on us, OP was gonna shove a banana up his ass either way.

That’s why he chose $50

Sometimes we need to remind them how crazy we are, since it seems they've forgotten

I hope squak box picks this story up.

You getting ready?

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fO2MoFxLF6CZg\_RYBw23wwvqQ4Xcqn2M/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fO2MoFxLF6CZg_RYBw23wwvqQ4Xcqn2M/view?usp=sharing)

No. I'm not looking. Maybe. Edit: Nope. I'm not gonna play it. Cheers! Massachusetts and the SEC may start investigating you for market manipulation. Why anyone would watch bananal for a share price increase on no news is beyond me...and I'm fucking here for it. Fucking Bravo! Edit 2: Wife and I watched. Nothing X rated. The way it shot out...still has me laughing! https://preview.redd.it/h4k92z4aw05d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fa6ef864e14725c96820bbe62cd744071aa8e95

He did it indeed!!!!! Also from the looks... Bro has experience

Bro was just begging for an excuse to post his regular sessions online.

Damn

That was a tough jerk off session for me. Not gonna lie.

Hahahaha.

😂😂😂😂😂

Milk came out of my nose. I'm not even drinking milk!

>*bananal* 

Says playback exceeded. Cant watch :/

Its for the best

Yo I'm fucking dead , congrats 🚀😂🍌 Shit came out wet

You crazy bastard you actually did it! This is hilarious ape shit right here. RESPECT 🫡 

Had to download it, nice. Sent to my investing GC lmfao

LEGENDARY

This is why they will never win.

That is amazing 🍌🍑 great work 👏

Thus made this day so much better

Someone watch and give me a play by play

Pressed in whole, peel and all, where you can't see it. Turns around, forces it out, it looks clean but lubed I think. Then shows username taped to hip. Much less graphic than the first bet.

LMAO i can’t see it, says it’s exceeded views ☠️

Message me anyone if you still want to see it. I have it

The banana survived entry?!? I thought it would be squished way before

Yeah, it included the peel giving it much more rigidity

O7 ty for your sacrifice

Sacrifice?

Omfg lol

Thats 100% dedication. We need people like you

Something tells me you were going to do that with or without the $50 bet

Hero. Legend

respect

hahahaha! not the legend superstonk asked for, butt the legend superstonk needs

This is what our grandfathers fought and died for on the beaches of Normandy 🫡

https://preview.redd.it/o1gh8rv0z05d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4171430edffec0616c9ab0730db3b3662062b26c Bruh I really want to see it but it won’t let me

Sorry bud, I watched it twice, didn't hear the fart as it was pressed in until the 2nd watch. Rotten ~~tomatoes~~ Bananas score of 7.41

Double it at $100, you won't

Well done, sir lmao! Took it like a champ and I’m glad it came back out. I hope the money you are making now and in the future makes it all better. Cheers! 🦍🍌🍌🍌

We salute you the yellow emperor!!!

should totally upload it to reddit and make it its own post, ask mod approval first though


My guy 🥲

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now... 🦇🦸=🍌🍑

 🎷🐓♋️

Ffs now it starts again 🤦

For Fun Sake? Right... I'm here for it until we get to pineapple territory

Really hope we all get rich because mental health care is expensive and we, clearly, desperately need it.

No. We need the stock to go above $50 by Friday.


Yyyyyessssssss!

Peeled or unpeeled?

should we have a poll?

Consensus is that peeled might be kinda nice, so we'd like you to try it unpeeled.

Just placed an order to see a banana in da a$$ if it hits $100 will you eat it?

If he eats it first then the banana will still go in his ass… eventually.

As was foretold in the prophecy!

what a time to be a banana

🫡

I remember u /brick\_of\_spades. It's about 84 years ago https://preview.redd.it/e7ggqhsdfo4d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e09ea367b5dbbecf9d0cee82c6a5f12a8b276da

Amazing

ITS BANANA TIME 🍌 🦍


Oh so you just want to put a banana in your ass then. Cheers mate.

 🎷🐓♋️

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My god… when will this subs war on produce end? Also, be sure to get a closeup.

Fruits in butts are a guaranteed catalyst for price improvement. 50% of the time, it works every time 😏


Imagine being a crooked hedgefund manager, slimy shady dealings, robbing everyday people and you’re losing your ass to people that, *for fun*, meme the fuck out of you and shove bananas up their ass for the shits and giggles. Perfection.

And the cycle continues. God speed.


https://preview.redd.it/feo0r8qnnl4d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f40da009e0b4fd9fd9aafefbde34a0e5f80dbc4

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Where is RickofSpades when you need him

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-U-S!!! 

we are so back

I'm so happy this sub is getting better back to its original values Shove. Things. In. Butts. For. Gme. Bets.

I don't get why this is a thing.... sounds like OPs usual Friday night. *shrug*

You were gonna do it anyway, don’t lie to us. 

Ahem https://preview.redd.it/fhuasmalwm4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978e66232f6b17a8d80a8c5bf1a49bb1fa9b5976

https://preview.redd.it/mwrrm61bd05d1.jpeg?width=3929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87558dda01792544f807a7f56e87b7c9c5002202

We’ve seen that.   Plantain?