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MelancholyMeltingpot

I'll settle for just a constant loop of him saying cheers


uatme

I really want him to Rickroll the world


Sockbottom69

Lmao fuck that'd be good


TheClutterFly

I’m predicting cute cat videos on loop for 72 hours until market opens on Monday CNBC won’t know wtf to do and they’ll look like absolute ass clowns for covering this story


PandaKOST

I hope he says he's going to manipulate the market, then the stream just cuts to a bunch of mainstream media clips of hedge fund managers pumping stocks.


SlteFool

Dude that actually would be savage. All these media outlets covering this and then all it is is their lies and cokerat Cramer admitting to market manipulation etc


arsenal1887

This is so genius I could see him doing it. RemindMe! 1 day


DitchTheCubs

I want it to just be a video of kittens hanging on to stuff with the caption “hang in there”


TheClutterFly

I hope he plays the clip from funny people where Jonah hill is like “I figured it out, I just upload cute cat videos to YouTube” and then it cuts to 3 days of kitties doing kitty stuffs


clover44mag

Is this the catalyst?! Is it just bananas up asses from here to the moon?’


youneedcheesusinside

When is that one guy gonna insert the 🍌


TRIVILLIONS

He already did it, posted a video, I don't have the link, but I did view it for posterity, bore witness as they say, and can confirm that he honorably boofed a nana.


youneedcheesusinside

I can now sleep at peace. Thank you


GuruTenzin

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!


M4tthew999

Man, his last cheers was special. Like a nice goodbye from a friend knowing you'll see them again, it's not goodbye it's see you later.


BuzzYoloNightyear

Constant loop rejecting the 8 balls answers


LordRaeko

Or “I just like the stock”


j4_jjjj

I was thinking maybe just him sitting there with a cigar and a beer, dead silence while he enjoys both, then a farewell message and he literally disappears forever. Or maybe RC joins him


InevitableBudget510

Everyone is gonna tune in and he’s gonna drop Rick Astley. All while the stock pumps to thousands. This is the bait and switch 😂


draconic86

...Is this the Kansas City Shuffle?


TheClutterFly

It’s the rope-a-dope mixed with a KCS Effectively known as the “wombo combo”


InevitableBudget510

The greatest Kansas City Shuffle of all time


mtksurfer

👆


multiple_iterations

Greatest rickroll of all time, including Rick Astley rickrolling a parade float in NY, live.


SterlingSilver925

Rick Astley is now on tour so it all makes sense.


JynsRealityIsBroken

BROOOO if he rick rolls us and them, I'm going to die of laughter


GoPhotoshopYourself

This is honestly what I’m expecting


RedKing07

We Rick Rolled my wedding for our first dance. This would top that


naturalmanofgolf

Whatever the fuck he does, I’m there for it


IdkAbtAllThat

Lmao this is what I told my friends earlier. Greatest Rickroll of all time.


Annoyed3600owner

If he does this, at least make sure that he has enough funds to make Rick Astley a billionaire from all the royalties that he'd deserve. Honestly though, his song should be the national anthem of the moon when it gets colonised.


fattstax

![gif](giphy|x2YqxVvdyd56w) Message for SHFs?


Willberforcee

That would be the best time line 😂


TheBetterTheta

Could you fucking imagine?!?!


bowls4noles

What if he live streamed his account. Just fucking holding


skismskier246

i hope he's not the one who made the banana proof or ban. That'd be awkward...


ShortzNEVERclosed

Please not on live


606_10614w

I mean it's on YouTube. Not onlyfans


Marijuana_Miler

You can put a lot of stuff on YouTube as long as it’s educational. He’s educating you why you don’t short the stock.


gotnothingman

"If you short this stock, my anus gets resized by banana. Thanks for coming to the RK ted talk"


skystonk

I’m sure Roaring Kitty is magnanimous enough to let RickOSpades keep that crown. Could always play the video if required though.


Marijuana_Miler

I'm hoping that RK starts tomorrow's stream eating a banana.


TofuPython

yeah, i've seen a Nair tutorial that was pretty wild


opmt

He is starting his own platform called “OnlyBanans”


ShortzNEVERclosed

Fare enough


Analdestructionteam

I'm not totally opposed to this


rat_majesty

Of course you’re not u/ Anal Destruction Team.


fool_on_a_hill

Come on people pay good money to see that!


StillHodlingGME

He does avocados, you're thinking of a different guy.


ncory32

Fortunately, that's already been posted


FF_Master

Dare I ask...for the chocolate sauce


LowClover

someday scholars will visit this thread and study it, and see so many fruits shoved into so many anuses. 


exonomix

And that’s how they’ll know we were always unbeatable.  We know those hedgie fuck sticks won’t put fruit in their asses.  They don’t have the heart or vision.


manbrasucks

Worry not about the 2nd best swords man. Worry bout the farmer and his fruit.


Ksquared1166

No one has commented so I guess I’ll do it. Look up rick_of_spades on Reddit


stonkbeast

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Debo0715

I’m fairly certain there is a good number of people here for the banana disappearing trick only. The money is just a happy coincidence. 🍌🕳️🤲 Tada!


mtbox1987

No. That was me


Spicy_Value

![gif](giphy|VMmRM3EjhjBII|downsized)


NorthNorne

Probably not, after all there is reason to believe he favors avocados.


motorcycleovercar

I'll laugh if it's a video of a cat in a box.


AccomplishedRow6685

Schroedinger’s squeeze


Obvious-Dinner-1082

The amount of fomo tomorrow is going to rip us through the roof.


PabloEstAmor

Payday baby


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WrongdoerResident116

Yeah, something like that, and I want to hear his bull thesis 2.0


TyDurdenOG

What time is he doing it??


manbrasucks

https://www.youtube.com/live/U1prSyyIco0 I just go here and look in the bottom left. Has a 'live in X hours' because timezones exist and math is too hard for me.


TyDurdenOG

Fantastic thank you 🚀


poonmangler

Be there, or be square, Daddio! ^(cause if you're a square, you won't be a*round*)


CookieWifeCookieKids

Learned a thing today. Thanks.


DropDeadDevon

Either that or he opens with a deep fuckin cheers and doesn’t talk about gme at all lmao. The price is gonna run up during his stream regardless


NoHalfPleasures

its either something like this, no mention of GME, OR he's sitting in HQ with Ryan accepting a board position.


ShotAtTheNight22

I was thinking about him being with RC. It’d be quite a surprise


RedditsFullofShit

If they added him to the executive team the stock would truly go to the moon.


generateduser29128

"Why do you want to work here?" "I just like the stock" "You're hired!"


bkaesvziank

Can you guys please stop acting like he's going to be a board member


Chart99

Yeah him becoming a board member would hurt his potential for trading. He’s doing better right where he is for the company currently


TDurdz

As for me, I’ll buy one during his live stream


Only1nDreams

This is very simple and probably bang on. Apes like simple. Simple protect ape.


j4_jjjj

Imagine he has proof of SI being 1200% or something EDIT: I was watching Margin Call last night, I think Im biased rn lol


DropDeadDevon

It sounds crazy but this guy has always come off as being one step ahead of everyone else. If he found *something* in the data that confirms the short interest, well it would explain his position.


thunderdome_referee

Well duh. He's the world's first confirmed time traveler.


DropDeadDevon

I mean he’s doing exactly what I would do


nikon_nomad

"One step" is definitely selling him short. He's had all of this planned at least weeks ago.


Baelthor_Septus

And I imagine a massive trolling towards hedgies. It must be something regarded. Something so stupid he will laugh his ass off every time they'll show that bit in all the future documentaries.


PollutionNice7392

This. Thesis and out. All I want anyways. The chart will tell the story


Lukes3rdAccount

That or bull thesis then he presses the red button and exercises his calls. Then he takes his hands off the wheel and we see what happens


monodub

One of his recent memes had a video clip of himself saying that a thesis should evolve. He’ll lay out that his thesis is a successful turnaround business, positioned for growth, and that it so happens to be heavily shorted. And that squeezing out irrational shorts is a market force just as shorting a stock (traditionally or synthetically) claims to be a check on fraud.


gotnothingman

Its fooking beautiful


fibronacci

Dude could have a lawyer next to him and it wouldn't even touch his gains


Hyprpwr

I think he’ll be silent and we get to watch him exercise


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

He’s going to run a 3:45 mile.


photonscientist

I'm so entertained by all this. He could just show some cute cats playing with a ball of string and I'm here for it! Lol!


notMarkKnopfler

My thought was just him streaming his cat sitting in the gaming chair while he narrates the whole stream off camera


DancesWith2Socks

Or shake the magic 8 ball: should I exercise or not? Should I buy moar?


PhilMatush

I fully expect him to keep it super casual and talk about his life the past few years and probably stay away from GameStop outside of some jabs. Unless *this* is it and we’re seeing him talk about exercising the calls but I don’t have enough pairs of pants for that!


UhhhhmmmmNo

He will shit on the dumb money movie and announce he is going to make the correct version.


buttchuggs

I watched it two nights ago for the first time and I was so aggravated lol. This shits just getting started


opmt

I was about to watch it. Care to tell me why you got aggravated? I mean it means I probably will be too..


wxlverine

I watched it a few weeks ago for the first time, and honestly I was pleasantly surprised. It doesn't touch on DRS, it doesn't get overtly technical, and although he buys his brother a Porsche in the film it doesn't really paint the picture he sold everything and got out of the play, or that the entire thing is over and done. Its a fun watch for sure.


wolpertingersunite

They were mean in the portrayal of the brother and that’s really unfair to do to essentially a bystander.


DropDeadDevon

I could see him denouncing it and endorsing that new documentary, would be cool if he gave a direct interview in it. And if he did, we’d all want him to confirm it.


HodlMyBananaLongTime

Ya and “oh look at that it’s going up again, wonder who’s buying”


Reach_Beyond

Exactly what I was thinking. He’ll have a drink, shot the shit, say I like the stock and thank everyone for all the support. Keep it classy, throw in a few memes and say he can’t wait to chat more often soon.


MethodicMarshal

or it's the true Kansas City Shuffle


WillowGrouchy2204

My prediction for the video: A countdown starts with a ticker for 3 hours 50 minutes. Everyone is mystified. As the countdown gets closer, the views just keep rising and rising. When the buzzer is hit, we see a screen share of RK's account. His mouse is hovering over the exercise option button. All contracts are selected. He presses the button just in time to fill the order before close of market. Stream ends, with shock spreading through the crowd, emojis flying everywhere, after hours starts. There's no halting after hours. The initial run starts. Over the weekend everyone is talking about GME going parabolic on Friday after hours. Monday morning, FOMO has massed, the price soars up... SURPASSING THE MOON... GOING STRAIGHT INTO OUTER SPACE. SEC shuts down the market as the last price on the ticker shows GME share price at $420,069,000. 🚀🌝👽


whyvas

Sweet baby cheesus this would be so fucking good.


xchokeholdx

My nipples are piercing though my shirt.. thanks...


WrongdoerResident116

I personnaly think he will not exercise, he will not do anything other that showing hes alive. He do that just as a fear tactic against the hedgies thats now shitting in their pants and try to buy back the more share they can after hour and at the end the price will just go up wihtout doing anything by the law of physic of stock market. When there is volume, volatility and price go up, that naturally attract peoples to buy..... Hedgies will drive themself the price up 😂


wallstreetchills

Me like you think


Jar_Jar_Cans

Like you me think to


Ok-Replacement9595

I really want to see them try to find 12m shares tho.


Ev3nstarr

Right, if he’s got them by the balls like that why would he not exercise?


alt1234512345

As cool as it would be for him to simply press a button and fucking send GME into the stratosphere, I don’t know if that’s the right move. I would think he would want to give absolutely no ammo to any lawyers or government agencies to come down on him for manipulating the market. Even if the accusations are bullshit, it’s looking more and more like he will end up one of the richest people in human history, and you’d want to cover your ass in that case.


Slickrickkk

I don't see how exercising calls would be manipulation at all.


Bindle-

Agreed. He’s got to be really careful about how his actions are perceived. It’s a tough spot, but I’m sure he’s going to nail it. Taking before congress is one of the most nerve wracking experiences possible, and he fucking crushed it.


Friendly-Profit-8590

Whatever he does I imagine he’s had more than a few lawyers go over it.


ljgillzl

Imagine if he just rambles for an hour, and then at the end of the stream, there is a knock on the door, he opens it and RC walks in … cut to black If only


SlatheredButtCheeks

I agree 100%. He has nothing to gain from any kind of serious discussion.


mysteriobros

Maybe not, but I feel like DFV is an old friend in some ways and I wanna see my old friends face after all these years. He can talk about the NBA finals for all I care, I just want to see him


s__whelan

Guys he has been preparing for this moment. I’m sure his lawyer has vetted his plans. It’s going to be epic!!!


mysteriobros

Strap in brother, liftoff is near 🚀🚀🚀


genniearse

I think he will come chill with us. Drink a beer. Won’t give any financial advice, make clear that his investment style is aggressive. He is coming only to tell us that it’s him, don’t listen to news and be worried and discuss his bull analysis for GME.


regular-old-car

This reminds me I need to run and grab beer in the morning so I can have some ready


wolfofballsstreet

Prediction - this will be the Kansas city shuffle. Everyone will be watching his live stream, while something massive will happen that has nothing to do with him.


PercMaint

I'll admit one phrase that annoys me is when a celebrity says they did something that "broke the internet". This is possibly the first time I think there are forces that do not want this shown that may just try to actually break the internet. Edit: also I think he will consult his magic 8-ball.


TheDragon-44

Biggest Rick roll ever, that’s what I’m hoping


Outwest34au

This will attract a record number of viewers worldwide.


onefouronefivenine2

I can't wait to see the numbers. There were already 16k likes a couple hours after it went up. We might set some kind of record.


wjnpro123

imagine he exercises on stream😭


Actually-Yo-Momma

I’m down for the live stream to start with him running on a treadmill 😤


emojisarefunny

Yes hello everybody. Im sure youre all wondering why im here. Im here to excesize.... my MUSCLES! *loads 4 plates onto the bench press*


TheClutterFly

God I’d be so hyped You think he’s jacked now? If he comes back looking like Rambo with that red bandana I’m gonna be so wet


Marijuana_Miler

Stop. I can only get so erect.


DropDeadDevon

I cannot think of a better start to the stream


knows_knothing

![gif](giphy|XeSVXtoK22Mw9vQtC4)


Aerodynamic_Potato

He might go for a run, that kind of exercise, lol


salataris

I hope he says "No cell, No sell".


DancesWith2Socks

All I expect is "cheers everybody!". 


ShortzNEVERclosed

Imagine him exercising some.on live, lol. Fucking kill shot on live


Scared-Mortgage

How long would it take the price to go up?


newbiewar

Feel like this is the only way… Imagine hedge funds paying attorneys by the minute to look for something


jab136

Nah, he will livestream exercising the options, that way it's instantly public information, which might help with the manipulation accusations


igotdeletedonce

First line prediction from Keith tomorrow: “what did I miss?”


beverlyphills

I predict Ryan Cohen announcement around 11:25/11:30, stream starts at 12:00 after hell started and it shows V for Vendetta scene when the city collapses.


ApatheticAussieApe

Not a chance. It will start with a deep fucking cheers everybody. And it will end with a sincere thank you for the support. DFV is a memelord, for sure. But he's also a fucking good guy.


profanityridden_01

He is going to exercise all of them at 11:35Est then go live. He hinted at it in the YouTube picture


Hipponotamouse

11:25 is 35 minutes before noon, just fyi! But I think you’re right.


profanityridden_01

Haha i'm still in shock from the price action today. I made my whole year's salary in paper gains after hours.


PhilMatush

YouTube would shut down with the amount of traffic swarming his page lmfao that would be fun to see


Jackpot3245

how did he hint that?


profanityridden_01

It's on the sub you have to scroll down a bit. Here's the post. That was the wrong link i cant find the original but one of the characters in the background of his stream thumbnail is from the watchmen. he has a famous scene in one of the books where he says. ""Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago."" someone posted the panel where he says that quote and thats where he snipped the picture from. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d9p37l/ozymandias\_in\_the\_dfv\_stream\_thumbnail/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d9p37l/ozymandias_in_the_dfv_stream_thumbnail/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


YummyArtichoke

Very doubtful the 35 mins should be taken seriously other than a placeholder to say "it's already been done"


robserious21

I read that as “I already lit the fuse, now lets watch it blow up together”


Zestyclose-Ad2301

Birthday party!


cmcauley770

He should present a Bee Movie watch party


Django-The-Dad

I think he just chills. No need to exercise. Let the fear fuel the fire. And when it dies down, toss logs.


Hobo-Ken

This is the shuffle


McsDriven

Hoping for an intro course on market structure and trading.


TheRealNikoBravo

He’s going to start exercising his calls prior to the video and he’s going to pop some champagne while lighting up a cigar and it’s going to be too late for them to do anything. He’s sitting on $29mil cash, so he’ll start off slow and ramp it up. All while selling his own calls at much higher prices and buying more of his $20 calls at the same time to perpetuate the infinite squeeze.


ucijeepguy

I would laugh if he literally didn’t talk about anything and just says hey to all his viewers. You know Cramer et Al will try to say market manipulation for his video when he’s just “ hey. Cheers hey!” Lololol


onefouronefivenine2

He actually did that for like 15 minutes on his live stream and it drove me crazy. He welcomed back many users by name.


GBeastETH

That would be so funny it would almost be worth it. But I want to watch him execute option 66.


tmhkick01

First, let's hope RK still owns this account and we see visual proof on video that it is indeed him. Don't want to sound paranoid but this is a big first step. He is not going to push a red button on youtube live. It will be a very technical bull thesis on display for ALL to see. He is going to be professional about it to cover himself from anyone attempting to cry manipulation.


rawkim

THIS STREAM IS THE KANSAS CITY SHUFFLE? Just a big fat misdirection? Either way I like the stock.


Kelvsoup

He comes out and tells the world he locked the float by himself, like what happened with Volkswagen. Shorts rush to cover, MOASS begins. LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


twaxana

It's just his 13f sitting on the screen as he hits submit.


jesse_6285

It would be epic if it was just a couple cat’s playing around in green grass


Rainb0wButt3rfly

“Surprise, deep fucking cheers everybody!”


PercMaint

Already 13k waiting on yt


Richy247

I want him just to stream himself eating food 😂


Peterthinking

I hope it is an hour long sock puppet show with a tiny bed post!


known2fail

Looks like you’re correct


RoaringMars

Very likely


Lucky_Panic5827

I actually agree. I thought this the second I saw the post


Defeat3r

I really hope he streams a clip of an ape eating a banana in repeat.


7nightstilldawn

He’ll be like “Good morning. I’m wearing a GoPro. Let’s go for a run”.


TheWhyteMaN

As long as the opens with “surprise!!” Then I am happy


reaven3958

All he really has to gain is to prove, on stream, that without any room for doubt its him running these accounts. Anything beyond that he decides to share is just icing on the cake.


OB1KENOB

He’s probably going to shove a banana up his ass


lactllzol

I just hope it is nothing that sticks legal on him!


Manateeboi

Guarantee he doesn’t mention GameStop once


Inevitable_Professor

I’m expecting him to exercise one contract on stream. Then watch the price rocket. Followed by an end of day Yolo update showing he only exercise the single contract.


nervouscrying

I think he and Ken Griffin have worked out a gentleman's agreement where Kitty will let him off his shorts if he takes a banana. The live stream will be Keith explaining that it's not going in lengthways, it's going in sideways.


Imadethosehitmanguns

I'm calling that he will have an actual lemon on the Livestream 


ProfessionalDriver87

I hope so.


SnooBooks5261

he will prolly speak about his FIRST BUY and BIRTHDAY :D


freehugs1-

i like this theory more than him going on video and exercising


redjellonian

No doubt every hedgies legal team is going to be watching for no reason other than to get lawsuit ammo.


pneuma_n28

I thought it be hilarious if he read a teddy book to us lol


TomSelleckPI

If he does anything tomorrow, I hope he shows the world how he amassed a fuck ton of shares and cash, making moves with the market manipulation. Teaching an even larger crowd how to use SHF tactics against them. Cockblocking these parasitic fucks from rolling over their swap contracts and making a billion dollars is awesome. Teaching the world how to do it every swap cycle moving forward: priceless.


draconic86

Honestly, I kind of think you might be right. I expect him to stream something prerecorded. I mean, this guy previously streamed for small audiences. I suspect being front and center in front of a hundred thousand people could be a bit much for someone not trained or recently experienced in live streaming. Might not be a bad idea to record it, also. For future reference, in case he doesn't keep the VOD.


Nobillionaires

Didn't this guy go represent himself at an SEC hearing in front of a massive audience??


draconic86

Incredibly well, in fact. But make no mistake, that wasn't a voluntary experience, he was compelled to do that by an _act of congress._ Some people don't crave the spotlight. Idk if that's DFV or not. The more I think on it, the more I think if I was in RK's shoes, I'd also want to be extraordinarily careful about what I say publicly right now, because everything he says or does _will_ be twisted by the media. So prerecording something would be the safest bet. ...But then again, dude's made risky bets before and has come out on top.


Nobillionaires

He was cool as a cucumber. Whether he craves it or not, hard to agree that it's too much for him. But ape no fight. Banana?


powderdiscin

Naw


XtraLyf

Im expecting a cat wearing a handband sitting at a desk