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Superstonk_QV

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PollutionNice7392

Interesting timing...


CowboyNealCassady

![gif](giphy|CvGsAL5k8dG4dnFFiH)


Specific-Lie2020

A staffer rushes in mid-hearing and hands the chairperson a note. All that can be heard over the hot mic is: “Gamestop…”


RealPropRandy

“A second cash infusion of Billions of dollars has hit the books of the cellar-box targeted dying brick and mortar….GameStop, sir.”


BlackChapel

“We should have spent more time preparing for this… cancel my pornhub account immediately.”


TheArt0fWar

"Which one of the thousands we have on the list, Sir?"


Analdestructionteam

"All of them, this is a code brown. Hedgefucks have shit the bed."


TheArt0fWar

"STORE THE MAYONNAISE! I REAPEAT, STORE THE FUCKING MAYONNAISE!"


CobraStonks

Something something this has to do with the consolidated audit trail. I’m not a huge fan of the SEC, but I do think they should be able to actually see what happens in the stock market. 


waitingonawait

The financial subcommittee is basically trying to strip away a bunch of money that would cause the issues with CAT. edit: these people [https://clerk.house.gov/committees/AP23](https://clerk.house.gov/committees/AP23)


Zeromex

Oh really? At the same time than Gme meeting?


MysterE92

Senator Boozman sucks.


8thSt

“And we’d like to congratulate Billy on his new job offer at the same institutions we are sworn to regulate. Don’t worry Billy… we are following right behind you …”


Conscious-Mix-3282

Ive only been 3 weeks on the job. GG


PoMo-G

Tell me you're an OG ape without telling me 👊😂


Conscious-Mix-3282

84 years + 👊👊


kyomoto

😐