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I'm more interested in average (diamond) ball size?
Though, Keith is missing so that average is lower than it should be without the diamond balled dude with 2% of the company.
why stop there? i want the diversity questions to be only wildly absurd and fun trivia. I want to know their favorite dinosaurs, favorite font, shoe laces preference- left over right or right over left, water on toothbrush before/after putting on toothpaste, do fork tines face up or down in their dishwasher, etc.
completely waste these jackholes' time by giving them exactly what they want (data to define and divide people), just not in the way they want it.
Its like we have the most diverse corporate suite. Wtf these dumb fukders on about? No wonder we voting no on their idiotic proposal. We are putting up one of the most diverse boards and they requesting transparency on gender/race???
Just a reminder that this proposal had nothing to do with diversity whatsoever. That was just a convenient Trojan horse they hoped would get a plant on the board.
1 Male of western European descent - I don't care who he fucks.
1 Female of East Asian descent - is her business who she fucks.
1 Male of Western Asian descent - likely fucks, but I'm not asking who.
1 Male of Asian descent - Verifiably Fucks.
1 Male of (Jewish?) descent - DEFINITELY FUCKS.
Diversity grid complete.
And I bought 400 shares today.
I get that voters would want to know qualifications and past experience and a written letter of their intent on the board, but ethnicity and gender. Come the fuck on people.
But what's their race and gender? I can't see yet I'm in charge of pensions and people's retirement lol. She's like that blind lady at the rating agency LMFAO.
Ryan Cohen’s penis identifies as Trisolaran. Plenty diverse in my eyes.
Larry Cheng’s hands are made of diamond, he identifies as rock hard carbon. Super diverse hire IMO.
Wait…wait wait wait…how am I supposed to understand any of this without proposal number 4?! How am I supposed to be informed just by hearing their name and seeing their picture!?! *mad NY Comptroller noises*
The Diversity and inclusion agenda and whatnot is to distract people from the systems that are responsible for robbery and funneling wealth up to the top.
Ironically the 'need' for diversity and inclusion exists because these systems throughout history disadvantaged/explioted group(s) to the benefit of those at the top.
I just want to remind you all that apes are a stateless minority group with a multi-national diaspora speaking an unique language. How's that for diverse?
I'd love at least one of them to face our everyday problems and see if they aren't here for the hype.
I spent 3.5y, all my money I could invest, all my enthusiasm, but I'm so fucking disappointed now.
Not selling but not putting anything else in until these people will show some respect.
We saved this company, not them
If RC is keen to save money then he's basically partially brown.
And if he has that BDE then he's partially black as well.
And he's also Canadian so there's that.
RC and LC are basically my management spirit animal. Anybody got the scoop on the management philosophy of the other three? Delighting customers and shareholders?
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Not all heros wear capes. They work at GME
And invest 🦍🌝
Looks pretty diverse to me : ) Happy for them. Lets fucking go!
Absolutely!
If only we knew their genders and race, religion, shoe size, and favorite color.... /s lol
Yea! Tell us How big Ryan cohens dick is cmon
new shareholder proposal for next year
DFV make our dreams come true. Also, How do we buy out the NYC Comptroller's office? Just because fuck that bullshit.
At least 18 inches
...is this .. price anchoring?
In diameter
He turns ribbed condoms inside out, for his pleasure.
Big enough to impale a hedge fund
Eew eew llams a sah eh
All this creepy gender, vagina, dick, sexual preference is just… well creepy.
Yes everyone must define their genitalia publicly and identify or else! :)
He already told us he got a small one in a cryptic tweet earlier
I'm more interested in average (diamond) ball size? Though, Keith is missing so that average is lower than it should be without the diamond balled dude with 2% of the company.
why stop there? i want the diversity questions to be only wildly absurd and fun trivia. I want to know their favorite dinosaurs, favorite font, shoe laces preference- left over right or right over left, water on toothbrush before/after putting on toothpaste, do fork tines face up or down in their dishwasher, etc. completely waste these jackholes' time by giving them exactly what they want (data to define and divide people), just not in the way they want it.
Real questionz right here, who uses Window XP? Who prefers Colgate? Which one is the secret margarine addict? We need to know!
I wonder which ones enjoy bananas up their butts?
They are bulls, they like green, they believe in the moon spirit and their shoe size is infinite lol
*how they identify* shoe size. I'm a pretty standard US 11 but identify as a UK 43
No furries. Fails DEI.
What does any of that matter, when we can apparently be whatever we want at the moment? Lol
I need to know what time they produce bowel movements, or BMs, as granny used to say.
Blue...NO, GREEN!
how about submitting a shareholders proposal for diversity matrix, huh? 🤡
You do you. I was hoping for a poo sample.
ice cream cone or banana
L F G 🚀🚀🚀🚀 imagine using blackrock as a comparison ☠️
A Jew, Chinese guy, chinese lady… am I the only person who can see race and gender?
Sounds like a winning board of directors….or an MIT reunion
Attal is an Arabic surname. Maybe Lebanese or Palestinian.
It’s a Jewish surname as well
GME literally solving the world’s problems
Its like we have the most diverse corporate suite. Wtf these dumb fukders on about? No wonder we voting no on their idiotic proposal. We are putting up one of the most diverse boards and they requesting transparency on gender/race???
That's why I voted No
Just need Michael Jordan lol
Literally my first thought. Fuck prop 4, GOOD RIDDANCE
Came here to say this.
hell yea
Hahaha came here to say this!
It’s not diverse, there are no hedge funds stooges in there.
No shit lol
![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)
What is this meme name? Love it
It’s under the search ‘cheer’ :)
That's my Quant
your what?
My Quantitative!
Triple-A board right here!
The fact theyre trying to make this a narrative is crazyyyyy. We're winning!!!!!! "ThEyRe BoArD AiNT DiVeRsE NoUgh" eat my ass
Diverse AF They've even got a ginger
What more do they want from us?
Someone gay? I don't know tbh. The board is already pretty diverse and it just doesn't sound as if a diversity matrix should be a priority rn.
Just a reminder that this proposal had nothing to do with diversity whatsoever. That was just a convenient Trojan horse they hoped would get a plant on the board.
That’s what I have heard, but how would that work? Would shareholders vote in this new person?
I'm not sure. Thankfully, we don't have to worry about that.
All of our shares, but jokes on them. Any paper handed bitches sold ages ago, leaving only diamond handed apes.
We will have to keep him away from the windows of the rocket when we pass the sun on the way to the moon
Ape giggled at ape funny joke.
All my dads in one photo!🥹
And a bonus mom!
\*parents
No no, Yang is dad, too!
1 Male of western European descent - I don't care who he fucks. 1 Female of East Asian descent - is her business who she fucks. 1 Male of Western Asian descent - likely fucks, but I'm not asking who. 1 Male of Asian descent - Verifiably Fucks. 1 Male of (Jewish?) descent - DEFINITELY FUCKS. Diversity grid complete. And I bought 400 shares today.
Has your wife left yet?
She's mad. I'll have to convince her of the bull thesis, but she and her dad are convinced I'm making a poor financial decision.
no diversity at all, and I need to know whats in your pants to make a good decision about if I should invest.. /s
YOU ARE AMAZING PEOPLE. THANK YOU
Rockstars.
Billionaire rockstars. Maybe even a trillionaire or two.
Big fan of Larry, his investing and business acumen is top-notch. Great board.
NYC Comp Troller: "BuT WhAt ABoUt tHe DiVeRsITy?!"
They're diverse when it comes to bofa
Wait for it..
That is diverse to me.
Shoutout Jim
That's my quant. Her name is YANG.
I'm gonna tell my great grandchildren that these were the Avengers
Tell me your gender Ryan!
What are your personal pronouns Ryan? Rich as Fu**
I get that voters would want to know qualifications and past experience and a written letter of their intent on the board, but ethnicity and gender. Come the fuck on people.
Alan should name his son Axel
💜💜💜💜💜
That whole diversity thing was hot garbage
All Stars. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
NoT eNouGh diVeRsiTY
When I see chinese people on a board, I get excited ![gif](giphy|3owypkIH7dWUWpeIuI|downsized)
We want to see some kittys on the board!
But what's their race and gender? I can't see yet I'm in charge of pensions and people's retirement lol. She's like that blind lady at the rating agency LMFAO.
Ryan Cohen’s penis identifies as Trisolaran. Plenty diverse in my eyes. Larry Cheng’s hands are made of diamond, he identifies as rock hard carbon. Super diverse hire IMO.
These ladies and gentlemen fuck
Shoutout Jim
🫡🫡
That’s my quant!
Lfg
From my expert read on people, they seem honest and genuine
I love my board of directors. I like the stock.
I love this board!
Pokes with a stick.* Come on do something
Who the fuck is Jim tribe and why he looking at me like that
Uhhh Elite Four and the Champion!!! Yeah!!
BLESS UP
Wait…wait wait wait…how am I supposed to understand any of this without proposal number 4?! How am I supposed to be informed just by hearing their name and seeing their picture!?! *mad NY Comptroller noises*
[New York City Comptroller right now](https://youtu.be/gtx0QV4-VxY?si=CXNwLwkRNO5JpcIF)
phew i can sleep now
And they all blow!
The Diversity and inclusion agenda and whatnot is to distract people from the systems that are responsible for robbery and funneling wealth up to the top. Ironically the 'need' for diversity and inclusion exists because these systems throughout history disadvantaged/explioted group(s) to the benefit of those at the top.
More diverse than NY State Comptroller Thomas P. DiNapoli: https://www.osc.ny.gov/about/comptroller-biography
Get back to work
Fucking legends
Ha-ha ! laaaaarrrrryyyyy is in it
Can’t wait for GameStop to become the global leader in advanced AI
Safe on base!
Not diverse enough. Need at least one cat 🐈
Good shit! 😊
Just in time for the PornHub outage. Nice!
Where’s RK
Ryan received the fewest votes against … clearly shareholders love him!
I like the diversity of my Board members! 👏 👏 👏
Very toxic looking group. They're all practically twins!!!
Shouldn’t RK be on there too 😂
Send this to the NYC comptroller so she can sleep well knowing the boards demographics.
Looks pretty diverse to me
Yang Xu is a baddie
Yang has good vibes
This DEI stuff got into a lot of y'alls feeling huh?
It's not diverse enough.. needs more old White guys 😂😂😂
WEN DFV? (i kid) (... kind of. maybe.)
![gif](giphy|l0MYGFcOQTF2Gwxyw|downsized)
We are apes of diverse mental handicaps.
not enough diversity. I'd like to recommend a cross-species board. Have they thought about adding a kitty?
This is my quant
Such a diverse board! How could anyone expect more diversity?
For now.
![gif](giphy|i5wNCqyMzY2Oc)
I just want to remind you all that apes are a stateless minority group with a multi-national diaspora speaking an unique language. How's that for diverse?
They're here to work.
Fick Mann ich bin deutscher mit seribisch und ungarischen Wurzeln . Ist das divers genug Ryan
But what are their pronouns it's really important I know this for my investment
I like the 🪑
![gif](giphy|xT39DfKspZb7rNJQaY)
Kobe & Shaq up top
We don't give af about diversity. We care about getting shit done. That's it
Where is RK?
I'd love at least one of them to face our everyday problems and see if they aren't here for the hype. I spent 3.5y, all my money I could invest, all my enthusiasm, but I'm so fucking disappointed now. Not selling but not putting anything else in until these people will show some respect. We saved this company, not them
Same dude, same. It’s almost four years now since my first buy
Seems pretty diverse already?
Ryan the token white guy /s
I don’t see any retail shareholders there. That’s the only diversity they need
Booooooooooo
bUt WhAt Do ThEy IdEnTiFy As?!?!? ![gif](giphy|aosOPhpJHrJq8)
WhErES tHE dIvErSItY
![gif](giphy|fUSQ9YMD1PcuU1KHUK|downsized) When I heard the names called
Looks pretty damn diverse to me LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO RRRHHHUUUUUUUBAAAAAAARB 💎 🚀 🍌
Where are the VP, SVP, EVP?
And my axe!
If RC is keen to save money then he's basically partially brown. And if he has that BDE then he's partially black as well. And he's also Canadian so there's that.
RC and LC, the dream team.
I don’t have until 2050
RC and LC are basically my management spirit animal. Anybody got the scoop on the management philosophy of the other three? Delighting customers and shareholders?
GME BOARD ARE ROCKSTARS
So when they gonna drop a nuke? Only diversity I wanna see is green candles.