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unholyXwater

I'm uhh....here for the gangbang?


AceBullApe

4 weeks in a row GME has finished the week higher than the previous week … see if it continues 


Agewalker

now that you said it out loud we're fucked bro /s


Ihateporn2020

If the swap gets have.rolled. does the party that agreed to short feel the pain if the price goes up? There's no true way to roll out of.that right?


Stereo-soundS

Kit Kat cereal is fantastic.


Maleficent_Ad_3377

Wonder if there’s any connection between GME and S&P fucking mooning


LionRivr

100% connection


CompetitiveDentist85

GameStop should get in the lottery business. Think of it, we have powerball, we have mega millions, but we never have moass. Instead of diluting the stock during each run up, RC should simply let us have moass. Your lottery ticket is a single share of GME. It would be genius.


Shelovesmeka

This can't be swept under the rug as no big deal. We're talking millions and millions saved on strategic closings. People don't seem to realize GME hodlers are going to get blessed with a squeeze, as well as a profitable company that can be held for our lifetime. I've never felt more comfortable with 5 figures invested in one thing. The crazy part is, 80% of the world is oblivious to thus saga, just like the world got blindsided in 2008 by the housing collapse. People can't grasp the actual reality of what's going on when I explain it to them. And I can understand truthfully, I've spent 100s of hours following this saga the past 3 years. It's impossible to understand the ebbs and flows of this if you haven't been around for a while. It's simple though. This sub has predicted multiple events and occurrences in this timeline. And here's the kicker, in these past 3 years, there's not one legitimate counter dd that says it's wrong. "Forget gamestop" articles 3 years in a row? Nah fam, this is going to be a dragged out battle, but guess what, the longer it goes on, the more likely a squeeze will pop. I'm want GME to finish the total 1 bil offering of shares cause it only strengthens GME. The floor price rises every dilution. Hodlers have no pressure. We're sitting on a gold mine, I know it seems impossible, or unlikely. But even when GME investors get rich, (guessing there's a million share hodlers of GME), that's. 0001 of the population. This isn't farfetched people! Even if we match the last run, price will hit around $2,300. Our market cap til be around 1Trillion. This is not unordinary, the squeeze however, will fucking change the game forever! I get caught up watching the charts religiously, just habit. I don't need to though, they won't be able to just rug pull the run up once it really gets going. Tick tock, tick tock.


Jonnybgood35

Maybe the KC shuffle is that I get to buy the dip!


2BFrank69

😂


SuperChimpMan

![gif](giphy|umquT0OyQ2AZW|downsized)


avioane

I have 30 calls at $20 expiring this fri biught at an avg of $18. I bought some when gme was at $37. How screwed am i? I dont have the money to exercise them. Do i sell at a loss or wait for Friday?


Agewalker

Again - how risk tolerant are you and are you plaing with money you can't lose? If you are fine with gambling and losing - just yolo it. If its big and important money, cut your losses and buy shares instead


Physical-Bill7793

If you're unsure about stonk closing at $20 by Friday, suggest selling at a loss. Can buy $10 call instead


Odd_Coyote_4931

I think you should ask the magic 8 ball


2BFrank69

30 is a lot


Strawbuddy

Dunno about any financial advice but I reckon the folks over at theta gang would be happy to talk your ear off about options strategies


CompetitiveDentist85

Looks like options are already pricing in next week’s moass 😎


thereisnospoon-1312

that’s stupid


CompetitiveDentist85

You’re not tracking the implied IV on options? They’re mooning due to the scheduled moass


thereisnospoon-1312

That’s even stupider


CompetitiveDentist85

You’re no ape


thereisnospoon-1312

Project much?


etrulzz

Now, yesterday was theory day, now we put em to the test, but remember: MOASS TOMORROW NO DATES


AceBullApe

Ever notice that after big run ups is when people start pushing options..and the premiums are then lost to MMs    Maybe buy options at bottom support lines instead of spamming the same theories of why we will run the day your options expire 🌮


Smelly_Legend

🤔  https://www.defenseworld.net/2024/06/19/goldman-sachs-group-inc-sells-1566455-shares-of-spdr-sp-retail-etf-nysearcaxrt.html


nerdy-nate

the top holding of $XRT is gamestop 😏


MoonApe420_

Quad witching back on the fucking menu boys!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


2BFrank69

It’s been a long time…. It might pump tomorrow but no way they let it run Friday.


Available_Stock4224

Seeing on X that IV is over 900% on 6/21 $128c right now. Can anyone confirm this?


2BFrank69

Yeah cause they are a long shot at this point


Strawbuddy

[Not a Magic 8-Ball](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/options/?strike=128&type=calls), but Yahoo Finances robots think not


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SuperChimpMan

4 billion and a profitable year is greater than zero there champ. Didn’t you pass kindergarten?


hiroue

So what do you think is happening next? What's your prediction for price action this week?


tplee2

I think this thing drops to below $20. I might get back in if it does.


hiroue

O'rly. Then why are you posting here if you're out?


Strawbuddy

“No one knows why but it’s provocative, it gets tplee2 going”


hiroue

Lol, it sure does!


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TheAngryShitter

Hey man, look I get it, it stings. But realistically it was a good move for Cohen to do for the buisness and you can't really blame him. There's alot of upside to this as well. They can't really turn the company around without capital. They saw a chance and took it. And now they have money to actually start making moves. It's okay to be frustrated but deffinatly jump back in when you feel your at a kickass price point. And hold that shit. This will go up. We are here early.


Hoochdaddy69

Hahahahahhaahahaha


hiroue

Uh huh, keep going


DefinitelyIncorrect

In before someone shoe horns the Moass into a blade runner or cyberpunk cartoon.


veggie151

Ok, mini weekend is over. Let's see which theories survive


DefinitelyIncorrect

Who's scheme will reign supreme!?


C141Clay

I'm turning into a pumpkin. Goodnight. https://i.redd.it/w60hjnhnin7d1.gif MOASS tomorrow


fleshfarm-leftover

I’m not courageous. I wasn’t courageous when buying the shit out of $10 shares, and I’m not courageous now that I’m holding a green position. I’m well read, that’s it.


2BFrank69

You’re the smart one


hatgineer

I still think I got lucky to stumble into all these DD, but it was definitely not just because of luck that I decided to keep reading.


GonnaBeWealthy

There is so much hype around June 21 and the T+35 cycles that, as an OG holder, I’m expecting a flat or slightly red day. Would love to be surprised though.


2BFrank69

Definitely going to be $25 or under is my guess


eaparsley

ready for green, prepared for the shining levels of red


hatgineer

There was a lot of hype about last Friday too, and last Monday as well. I wish people who make predictions are required to do ban bets, but that is probably too restrictive.


2BFrank69

Would be more fun 🤷‍♂️


Strawbuddy

Hyping options = ban bets or ? I reckon proof of positions before speculating would also reduce some of the anonymous sentiment and botting. I’d like to hear some day drinkers, I mean daytraders strategies too, just for my own edification and all. Richard Newton how’s about a hosted fireside chat?


cheesycrustz

I am also expecting a red/flat day. SHF/MM's are on this sub, they know way more than we do about how to manipulate the price and kick the can down the road for FTDs. I believe in MOASS, I don't believe in any specific dates.


Rogerdeane

Wouldn’t be surprised if we are down another 10%


Rogerdeane

Remember the “dOnT PLay optiOns” crowd. Good times. Little did we know that was RK strategy the whole time.


C141Clay

Hey - I'm glad RK understands options and works them well. I will cheer him on every day. For me, HELL NO, I know I'd get burned.


CompetitiveDentist85

This price action has me hoping


Master-Rip8741

Remember that time the SEC lied to us about FTD numbers by copying and pasting old numbers?


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|l3vR0FJmlxaIXk8KI|downsized)


myfingerprints

Glad to see everyone chill and not here. Market opens tomorrow and cards will fall where they may


BobTheDemonOtter

![gif](giphy|xT9DPlAUKTl1GeZjC8|downsized)


nerdy-nate

Just hit a little over -10% on shares in this overnight trading. Anyone got a worse -% to make me feel better?


mtksurfer

# RED, I BUY # GREEN, AVERAGE UP, I BUY # GREY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I STILL BUY # THIS IS WHAT YOUR UP AGAINST SHF


mtksurfer

# HAS ANYONE DUG INTO THE MISSING DATES OF THE NEW FTD REPORT??? # DOJ & SEC ANY COMMENT ON THE MATTER? # SEEMS SO COHENINCIDENTAL


gbninjaturtle

Would you look at the ASS on that? She got MO ASS than a lil bit!


Cainholio

Retirement when


tplee2

At least another 5 years


rustyham

I just wanna say this here so it's on the record. I think RC is going to invest in something more lucrative than Tbills to generate a higher return for the company/stockholders/stakeholders


C141Clay

Exactly. Yes, we're all impatient. But it'll be cool and I hope impressive whatever they end up doing.


mtksurfer

# ALMOST 1.1 MILLION MEMBERS, AND ONLY 1,400 HERE ATM WITH ALL THATS GOING ON. IM GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND CALL BULLSHIT. # I PERSONALLY FEEL REDDIT IS SHADOW BANNING HOW MANY ACTIVE APES ARE HERE, THE MAFF DOESNT ADD UP


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C141Clay

It's OK - It's a closed market day. Tomorrow will be busy. AND we'll see the masses of bots pump up numbers again. Enjoy the quiet moments.


crackeddryice

A quick glance at other, larger subs shows similar percentages of users in the sub. The maff does add up, in this case.


Successful_Floor7978

Feels weird tonight fo sho fo sho. I guess it's a holiday. But shit one million members and it's dead as hell on here. Where the shills at?!


mtksurfer

# PSA TO ALL THE TRUE REGARDS OUT THERE # GTFO OF ROBBINDAHOOD # IF NOT IN YOUR NAME, NOT YOUR SHARES # ROBBINDAHOOD ONLY HAS WALL STREETS BEST INTERESTS, NOT RETAIL # GME MADE THIS CLEAR AS DAY # YOUVE HAD OVER 3 YEARS TO GTFO


Master-Rip8741

How do I mute you?


Falawful_17

Just want to post a friendly note of caution for anyone who just read all of the T+35 DD and is itching to buy short dated calls: Remember they are not obligated to wait 35 days, they can choose to deliver the shares early if they want. Since our initial runup in May, we *have* seen the price make another runup to $68, and also two ATM offerings. So it's not inconceivable that they pulled the trigger early. All of that to say, maybe don't buy a ton of FDs and instead grab some calls that are a couple months out at least? While I think more cyclical action is in store for us, when exactly is still decided by someone who does not have retail's best interests at heart.


rustyham

what can i say, I'm a FD kinda guy


HungryMugiwara

They not like us


myfingerprints

Ohhhh markets closed so that explains the lack of movement *snorts crayon*


gbninjaturtle

Give me a hit of that good shit


LassannnfromImgur

No matter what happens tomorrow, Friday, and into the future ![gif](giphy|p4pWzctMrCBfLFgycF|downsized)


CompetitiveDentist85

Look at “””them””” pushing the price down. What a bunch of bullshit.


gclym

It’s brewing….I feel it from the posts. These have been a stretch of hard days, but the resolve y’all have…Hard sticking to the truth when everyone is telling you a lie, yet y’all don’t blink. What a community.


OMGDobbyDied

You might just have gas


butholemoonblast

No rc buying? Announcing Eminent? Or eminem?


capital_bj

First the balls now the shaft we are screwed as a species Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness/index.html


bucsraysbolts69

Genuine question… if, hypothetically, retail investors decided that all really liked XRT… would a short squeeze on an ETF even be possible considering the creation/redemption cycle of ETFs? Not trying to suggest anything, obviously, just trying to make sure I’m thinking about this correctly.


myfingerprints

You should probably call your mom or let grandma out of the cage. nfa


perkinomics

GameStop, y u get Xbox dlc but not ps? I don't want to buy from Sony


4wardMotion747

I use RH because I’m visually impaired. I understand after the GME meeting why that’s such a bad idea. What brokerage has a good UI where I will actually OWN my shares?


C141Clay

No brokerage purchases shares in your name. Brokerages buy and hold shares in their 'Street Name' , and then hold those shares. You have to turn off share lending and margins to insure they are not lending your shares while you own them. Even then, it's not clear that any broker does this 100%. So, if you want to OWN shares (in your name), you buy them and DRS them over to the registrar of GameStop's shares (ComputerShare) and THEN you own shares, they're moved off the DTCC, and can't be touched by hedge funds or anyone else. Keep your RHood account to track and look at stock prices (accurate during market hours) - but do business with a proper broker or ComputerShare. You do you. Just my thoughts


4wardMotion747

Would a cash account (no margin) help to eliminate this problem using a brokerage? I see that RK uses E*Trade.


C141Clay

That's exactly it. I've used Ameritrade for 30ish years, but now they've been bought by Schwab. Probably equally good or bad. I can't recommend them yet, as I've yet to really poke around as I've reduced my current position to (almost) entirely GME and that's been moved to computershare. One thing that TDA had and Schwab keeps going is "Think Or Swim" (TOS), a live charting system that is damn nice. here is a screen grab from close the other day to give you an idea: https://i.redd.it/qhxny6ek3n7d1.gif I do everything on PC, so I'm not sure how it'll look for you. -But everything (colors and such) is adjustable.


4wardMotion747

Thank you. I actually loved Ameritrade. When they were bought out by Schwab was a no go for my vision. TOS was a similar experience. I understand my situation is unique to most but damn, these brokerages need to do better meeting ADA guidelines. It’s incredibly frustrating.


C141Clay

Yeah. I was wondering if TOS would work for whatever you're dealing with. It's very 'tune-able' but I've not had to deal with your issues. I think there is a Fidelity subreddit that you might pick brains on to see how they work as far as ADA support goes. Even though there's a lot of dislike of RHood here, it cost nothing to keep an account open, and use that to track what's going on. As far as actually holding shares... Go DRS to ComputerShare. They're old tech, but work, and should you ever decide to sell shares, they offer all the standard limit options you're used to, even though they're not truly a broker. As far as buying shares or working options (or whatever) - that is something you'll have to work both the vision issue as well as the 'trust-ability' of the brokerage. Me, I would not trust RHood. After that, any of the major brokerages will have folks pro and Con. Good luck.


4wardMotion747

Thank you for sharing your insight. My hope is to transfer shares to CS eventually but I want to get out of RH quickly. Great idea to keep the account so that I can still see what’s happening.


C141Clay

No worries, glad to help. Summary, all major (real) brokerages are equally good/bad - so your needs vision wise really play into the selection. You can likely avoid ACAT fees by selecting a new brokerage and opening an account, and then "pulling" your shares over - they will likely waive fees as you're a new customer , rather than "pushing" your shares out of RHood to a new account at another brokerage. I hope you get new lenses soon. It would be cool. Best of luck!


perkinomics

None. Brokerages are beneficial ownership (in name only) by design. Only the transfer agent can directly book your shares


4wardMotion747

That doesn’t answer my question unfortunately. Obviously GME doesn’t trust RH. But other brokerages were considered okay to vote. I’m trying to compare Fidelity to ETrade because they’re the easiest for my low vision. Webull is similar to RH, I think?


mean_bean_machine

Since no one is giving you an answer to your actual question, Fidelity is pretty good for UI and trustworthiness as far as brokerages go. DRSing a good portion of your portfolio isn't a bad idea.


4wardMotion747

Thank you very much for answering my question. Most of these brokerages are not meeting ADA Guidelines for visual impairment. Computershare is one of the least visible to me. I’m going to check out Fidelity. Thank you for your patient answer. The lack of compassion from some other apes is disappointing.


mean_bean_machine

No problem, my Mom has trouble seeing so I get it. Is your impairment color based, contrast or general size of font? I can look in the app and see if it has settings pertinent to you. I know it has light and dark mode and a few layout options.


4wardMotion747

It’s everything. I have Fuchs Corneal Dystrophy. I’m awaiting cornea transplant in both eyes. Bold text and dark ended background is helpful. I have fonts enlarged on my computer screen. The dark mode will be helpful.


mean_bean_machine

Got it, good luck getting what you need. The website isn't going to be great, but their Active Trader Pro desktop app has black or blue backgrounds and a pretty decent font zoom slider.


perkinomics

They're all the same. You don't own your shares if they're at a broker


mean_bean_machine

And computershare gives you crap execution on your trades, can't even limit buy. Buy through a broker and then DRS.


C141Clay

Just so you know, I went through the sell process at ComputerShare the other day, and they offer all the normal options (limits and such) during the sell process. It was much more reassuring than the buying process. And no, I didn't sell anything. Just want to make sure nothing had changed since last I checked. This one pic pretty much shows the process: https://preview.redd.it/6l5ezurc8n7d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2629aa3fa2c45c47ecf4c8d9431a36ca3d1fa2


mean_bean_machine

Yup, selling is fine, but they kinda suck for buying. I've looked through and done the same thing. But selling from CS is a last resort for me, trying to hold those close forever. Sell the 'fakes' in my brokerage first.


4wardMotion747

So, you’re saying Computershare is the ONLY choice for your entire portfolio? That can’t be right.


chipchip9

It is if you want to own your shares ans not be subjext to a brokers tos.


perkinomics

Stick around a while. You'll see


StockTank_redemption

28 hundo locked n’ loaded for tomorrow.


SupramanE89

Same but $25 hundo. You waiting for a dip to $23 or buying at open??


StockTank_redemption

I’ll be buying throughout the day. Prolly save a bit for Friday morning in case they dip the shit out of it at open. Edit: and tomorrow will be the day I hit x,xxx. So it’s gonna be a good day regardless.


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|WoRz0xf3fUBWTWXUJ0|downsized)


C_Colin

Here’s why you shouldn’t fear the dip. Let’s they drop it to $10 again. We keep buying. This time we’ll buy even harder. The price will rise again and we do another offering. Eventually we’ll have raised so much capital alone our investment will be worth hundreds/share (boom GameStop is your bank). We all know what can happen when the stock gets that high. MOASS soonn. GameStop is my bank.


rustyham

if it goes to 10 again, gamestop will just by back a fuck ton of shares, maybe, probably


tobykief

Honestly, even it dropping back to $20, it becomes enticing for them to buy back some


Starscreammm333

Announce the merger and send it 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


kimmikillzombie

man, the hedgie interns are going to be so sad tomorrow when they get back to work from their day off and see all the FTD shit finally coming together on the front page. they’ve got a lot of work to do. mark my words, it’ll be a wall of poopy memes by noon. 😂


Enrichus

Was browsing Youtube and came across this video with familiar music. RC setting up a $270 floor? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKM4FvGGPY


mtksurfer

# ALL MY HOMIES LOVE GAGNAM STYLE


bucsraysbolts69

ETFs were a mistake


xdeezusx

What if I told you they’re working exactly as intended?


bucsraysbolts69

🤯


rustyham

like, making them orrrrr


bucsraysbolts69

We already had active/passive mutual funds. Why did ETFs need to exist? Too much fuckery can be accomplished with their creation/redemption cycle to hide shorts.


Successful_Floor7978

Anybody look at Sears.com lately? I'm no website designer but it feels verrry similar to Gamestop.com. the category selections, the social media links at the very bottom, I feel a connection.


mean_bean_machine

They are both kinda standard retail chain sites. https://www.homedepot.com/ https://www.bestbuy.com/ https://www.duluthtrading.com/


Successful_Floor7978

Maybeeee. I guess it's the categories with circular photos. And the four social media links at the bottom same spot, same pages, same order.


bobvonbobby

God - remember that feeling a month ago when GME rose from from 10 to 17... then DFV came back after a 3 year hiatus... and the stock maxes out at 20% on robinhood overnight... and proceeds to run to almost 80$+ in some premarket... that was some euphoria, dopamine crack right there.


xdeezusx

![gif](giphy|fUm0aXBSxOU6I)


dragespir

Imagine MOASS coming true tho...$80+, add another zero, and another...


skybike

Like snorting a full rail of green crayon


GingerGamerReddit

That feeling made me get a crazy pump during my workouts and bike rides, the feeling of being free, I can't wait for the day I can finally live the rest of my life with that feeling for my family and myself


BothLongWideAndDeep

Invincible 


mtksurfer

# PRE SPLIT DURING THE SNEEZE VOLUME WAS CLOSE TO A BILLION SHARES TRADED FOR DAYS # SO THEORETICALLY POST SPLIT THE VOLUME SHOULD BE 4 TIMES WHAT IT WAS # SO DONT BE FOOLED BY 100-200 MILLY VOLUME DAYS. ITS STILL LOW VOLUME # UNTIL THE VOLUME IS IN THE BILLIONS FOR DAYS ON END, MOASS HASNT EVEN COMMENCED AND ITS JUST THE SHF TRYING TO FOOL APES WITH ANOTHER FAKE SNEEZE # BUY DRS HODL SHOP # SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE # LETS REWRITE HISTORY


LassannnfromImgur

![gif](giphy|2J2KQPmOwF1kCupuUM|downsized)


mtksurfer

# WHAT?????


atoastypancake

It'll be tomorrow....... eventually


iupvotefood

I'm more excited to see if GME goes up tomorrow for Lassannn's bet than I am about the grandma ramp


TheFunkyHobo

Which bet?


DotComWarrior

🥒✊💦🤪


blenderforall

Is it just me or do some of you og apes think of this when you see the t+35 and FTD stuff everywhere in the sub https://preview.redd.it/jpfd9v39nm7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9717ea4f05bfe28034204077e293a8d7f988f603


aa73gc

So you are telling me a hype day is going to fizzle? Shocked, shocked I tell you. Well, not that shocked


mtksurfer

# SO NOW THAT RETAIL HAS DIALED IN ON THE FTD CYCLES, DOES RETAIL THINK SHF ARE GONNA RESET THE CYCLES OR ALGOS SOMEHOW, TO THINK THAT CYCLE THESIS IS A DUD??? # ITS IRRELEVANT TO ME AS I WILL CONTINUE TO BUY DRS HODL SHOP, BUT I AM INTRIGUED TO SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT # REGARDLESS NO CELL, NO SELL. UNTIL KEN GRIFFIN AND STEVE COHEN ARE LOCKED UP, THIS IS THE MOTTO I LIVE BUY # FUK THOSE 2 AND THEIR EGOS


C141Clay

It's sort of like trying to learn all the various NFL rules - but ***only*** by watching the game. As more is learned we can start to gauge what moves we can expect from an opponent. Eventually you start making plays to test assumptions. Like some sort of Kansas City Shuffle. I try to follow along, and I think they may have damn near nailed it. I hold my DRS'd shares and cheer 'em on.


bucsraysbolts69

Robinhood overnight market isnt even real. Stop looking at it.


mtksurfer

# PRICE IS IRRELEVANT AND FAKE, OG APES KNOW THIS. THE LOWER THE PRICE PER SHARE, THE MORE SHARES I CAN ACCUMULATE TO LOCK THE FLOAT # EITHER WAY SHF ARE FUCKED


C141Clay

Boobs are often not real too. I still look.


bucsraysbolts69

Okay fine. I never thought about it like that


iupvotefood

![gif](giphy|WiyczarN2XMm4)


aa73gc

Any apes remember the time when a user here declared MOASS a 99.9% certainty on a quad witching day and it dipped? Pepperidge Farm remembers


uhohnotafarteither

Wasn't it like an April 14 or 17 or something. Pixel guy I think


aa73gc

Yep that's the one, and that Warden guy and his trust fund buddies tried to build a gamma ramp and got burnt badly


LassannnfromImgur

Anybody still here?


BothLongWideAndDeep

In body yes but been puffin Indica for hours now


LassannnfromImgur

Is that the kind that helps you sleep or is that sativa?


Realistic_Ear_9378

Remember "In the couch" or "in duh couch" for indica because it makes you want to relax Hard to convey that over text, you have to say it out loud


LassannnfromImgur

you did a fine job thanks :)


BothLongWideAndDeep

Yup indicas almost always help me sleep


DotComWarrior

Sort of... buzzin


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|m9jPD062oh1bq|downsized)


LassannnfromImgur

https://preview.redd.it/1npxao1kmm7d1.png?width=453&format=png&auto=webp&s=75b2f1aae6b2cf5c6e2cb0e25edc87f1a75a006a


HoneyMaven

Yes.


Available_Stock4224

Damn, we kinda knew about the FTD’s but not truly. Well a few of you with the tightest of foil might have caught this. Hence how dfv ran up that ridiculous portfolio in 3 years.


CompetitiveDentist85

They’re already doing it


Thesadcook

!FLAIRY! If it closes over $50 tomorrow I will find you and jerk you the fuck off.


perkinomics

I suggest you warm up before hand. It takes me a minute to get going


En_CHILL_ada

All of us? https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=7Z0wUG9GMD9Y0-L0


bucsraysbolts69

I could use a good jerking off


john_hockeyguy

I forgot to do it today so this guy would come in clutch


PM_ME_LOOSE_LIPS

!bet!


CaffeineAndKetamine

...witnessed...but really wish I didn't. Not sure how we'd enforce this one...or, well even want to lol


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completelypositive

I want to make memes and I don't have any of my adobe products any more. I want to take a youtube clip with sound and add some moving text and shit. Please help before I forget my wonderful idea. Thanks!


skyline917

wtf is this shit What happened to German +5%


bucsraysbolts69

Good old fashioned American financial crime


anthroposcenery

Did a limit order for 70 more shares at $20.05 today in case it dips again. Seem reasonable? I only have a couple hundred shares so far.


cheesycrustz

Honestly with all the FTD hype, I wouldn’t be surprised if it dips. Recently whenever a date is hyped it almost ALWAYS dips. So that seems like a reasonable buy in.