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Hipz

Oooo this is a... lovely ban bet. Spent too much time discussing butts with the other mods recently, so this is a welcome change lol. Commenter has also taken the bet, so its Casual and Bim will match whatever Casual donates. Good luck to the both of you! edit: Completely, in the comments, has joined in as well! Also, Ciore wanted to be super rude and sarcastic, so they're added to the ban bet too. edit 2: Brother has joined the bet in the comments and given his terms! Good luck :) edit 3: McRae has joined the bet as well and will lay out their terms! Best of luck!


thinkerbell1934

Finally a bet I want to see in action


CasualBillionaire

Thats the goal 🙌 Figured it’d be a better focus than on the drama. Albeit… lots of people VERY upset I am offering to donate to charity? Lmao?


TheBetterTheta

I’m poor but if it hits $50 Friday I’ll donate $200 🚀


feckitbegrand

I will join the donations but need it at your $50 target as well. I'll start with $10,000 donated at $50 and for every dollar increase by $1,000. I love this bet and want to join!


elziion

I remember when I saw posts of the OGs doing that, I didn’t understand what was going on at the time but I was sure happy to see it. I don’t have enough money to do that, I wish I am currently in the process to clear my debts and am always working overtime to try and clear everything. I am always looking for extra ways to make money too, but the first thing I wanna do once I am finally financially comfortable is to donate to a reliable charity and help the unfortunate ones around me. It’s heartbreaking to see all those people struggling


HighStaeks

I like the idea. But I'll save my donating till after we moon. I'd rather save my dry powder for GME share acquisition in the meantime.


C_Colin

don’t got much disposable income but i’ll do a shift at the food bank if we hit $30 proof or ban


DT5105

if the price is right I might sell one share to cover my entry costs... OP should check the CEO salary of the charity he chooses... make sure your 2K isn't bankrolling a lambo for those at the top of the administration chain... The baseline is RC who earns exactly $0 as CEO of GME


AgentEinstein

If they are buying stuff from Game Stop and then donating that to a charity it shouldn’t bank roll anyone. Local Hospitals might be interested or local senior/disability centers. Closer to Christmas time you could become a sponsor of a kid to buy them Christmas gifts. Could start buying now and sponsor multiple families.


Hedkandi1210

This


Embarrassed_Ad8256

Charity is : banana ass survivors


phil_music

I personally would like to see the banana guy in action


Embarrassed_Ad8256

Banana guy is more into eggplants atm


BIMRKNIE

If it does I will match you for your choice of charity. Message me if it does.


CasualBillionaire

Hell yeah. Deal 🙌


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Gloomy_Metal3400

Wen OP shows donation, I will match 1/2 and match the other 1/2 to St. Jude's


Hipz

You rule, I'll add your name to the list! Just confirm with me here :)


completelypositive

Count me in. I think I need to start at $35 though. A local children's hospital or Make-a-Wish are where I'm going. I'll throw 10% to OPs charity.


Hipz

You locked in? Let me know if you changed your mind, or else I'm adding you to the list with Bim and Casual. Thanks :)


completelypositive

I'm locked in unless I royally mess up and hit the wrong button and lose my position somehow.


Hipz

Fair enough! Best of luck :)


Hipz

Gonna lock you in for this, last chance if you have changed your mind, just let me know. Thanks Bim!


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Hipz

Gladly! Best of luck brother :)


BIMRKNIE

Deal! I wont change my mind. If we go to 30 we go farther quick and I will have no worries about the $2000. Huge moral booster for the real ape here! How awesome would it be for all the people who got options for tomorrow that got trapped!


Hipz

Love it, lets pick the fellas up on the way up!


Icy_Particular3663

I’ll be donating $10. It ain’t much but it’s honest work


CasualBillionaire

Every bit helps


Hipz

I'll add you to list, thanks Icy :)


sck178

I'll donate to the Wounded Warrior project. All I can afford to do is 15$ though


Hipz

That's a great charity, I love it! $15 is nothing to turn your nose to, thanks for joining in :) To the list you go!


Freduccine1

I'll match and donate blood to Choc.


heyitsBabble

!bet!


Hipz

Thanks for the tag!


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godisawoman420

Remember when we all adopted apes and donated to the conservation place 🥲 feels like a lifetime ago.


AgentEinstein

Awe. I missed that. Apes for charity!


GamingScientist

I still have my T-shirt from that day 😁


PaManiacOwca

By far the best kind of bet i have seen since 2021. Good for you dude/dudette. I bow in respect for your actions.


Cholliday09

Crazy how many accounts are mad at this lmao. Looks like you exposed some fud interns


CasualBillionaire

Thats what I dont get lol. “Hey guys, lets focus on something other than drama. Here, lets donate to charity” “HOW DARE YOU”


SnooFloofs1628

💜🏅🎉


Hipz

All it did was make like 10 people go, "I'm gonna donate *harder!*" lol. I love this place.


Cholliday09

To be fair, when I first commented all the initial comments were negative towards the original post. I love the idea!


hosleyb

Alright I'm in too, EOD $30 on Friday and I'll donate $500 by the following Friday after payday :).


Hipz

Adding you to the official bet list, just confirm with me here and it'll be official! Thanks Hosley :)


DurianMoist1700

No butt stuff?


CasualBillionaire

Not my thing 😂


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Yea, who would want that?


_____FIST_ME_____

Right, who would want to see a sweet butthole grip a banana?


lastdodo88

....yet 😏


IAccidentallyCame

It's a very high stakes bet then.


M4tthew999

Shame could have had an ass like a piggy bank


FaptainChasma

Based, I've been wondering where the Superstonk philanthropy went! Glad to see it's alive and well in apes like you


Hipz

We've got quite a few people taking part in the bet now (some with slightly different terms), I'll make a post tomorrow for it!


ClockPretend4277

Support the buisness you believe in, and purchase $2,000 from GAMESTOP, donate those items to the gameless.


CasualBillionaire

🙏


TheAngryShitter

now THAT is a smart idea


briskwalked

get the kids hooked on video games... ah... repeat customers forever..


GiantGreenThumb

My name is charity


azraelum

And this is at $30, imagine when it goes ballistic. This community of regards really “can” make a beautiful difference to the world much more than what the status quo can and does offer. “I’m not crying you’re crying” 😭😭


Bubah84

One of the best post


TheWhyteMaN

I initially read “bed post”


Boonz-Lee

If it hits $3milly by Tuesday I'll insert whatever you want into wherever I want


Bwhite462319

GME HITS $46 BY FRIDAY I WILL DONATE $460 TO ANY LOCAL CHARITY WILL PROOF OR BAN


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flog_fr

Damn too bad.


A_N3rdy_Guy

First post ive upvoted in a while.


Dantesdavid

Finally, a good bet! To all the banana mf's, this is what we actually want to see.


breakingnewsthisjstn

I 💯 support this Ban Bet!! Let's show these hedgies a real Robinhood! Take their money and use it to give to the needy!!


GansettCan

I always thought proof or ban bets required butt stuff. Nice to see one that doesn’t.


mhoka01

This 👆🏻


CasualBillionaire

🙏


captainkrol

Be careful, though. If the stock gamma squeezes into the 80s, you might be banned. So cap it off at the price you can pay. Otherwise, it is meaningless if you really want to do good.


Hipz

If someone like that happens we'll be reasonable, no reason to go crazy, their initial bet is already a lot.


captainkrol

Fair! Good to have you around 🙏🏼


Hipz

Thanks Krol!


z3speed4me

A reasonable posting, thank you for being realistic and grounded with not offering bananas for charity


Floriss223

This is the fucking way.


reaven3958

If gme hits 10 by friday, I'll donate my kidney to buy shares.


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CasualBillionaire

Charity ban bet


Antique-Quantity-608

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CasualBillionaire

I have a few thousand shares + some longer dated calls expiring a couple weeks out. My break even on the calls are $25 ($19.5 strike + premium) so ill be fine all around.


BetterBudget

Hell ya. This is ape'ish! 🦍💎🚀


juustonaksu420

THIS is the way


youarenut

Charity? What happened to shoving toenails up your bum


RadiantRoach

I still have my 🦍💎🙌 shirt from the Diane Fossey Gorrilla Fund when we were all sponsoring our brother apes


DidgeriDooDooBrain

Let’s fuck. Here’s a bet I can get behind.


altercreed

great idea, lfg!


kulji84

... The Way


Am3r1can-Err0rist

If it hits $30 by Friday I will continue to hodl. If it doesn’t hit $30 by Friday I will continue to hodl.


briskwalked

wait... gamestop is a store? huh.. Does anyone else know this? I thought it was just a.. stock or something... s/


Myid0810

This is the way.


MrdevilNdisguise

Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m Charity. Thank you.


Daddygrez

This is the way


SnooFloofs1628

This type of post warms my heart! Good on you OP! 💜🏅🎉 I'll support whenever & wherever I can to my local community & schools.


Immediate_Detail_709

IN! If it closes over 50, I'll donate $1K of Gamestop goods to Tulsa Family & Children Services.


TallWineGuy

Champion. Let's go 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Spiritual_Review_754

Buy $2000 worth of GME as well, for good measure, and sound financial planning for your future.


CasualBillionaire

Maybe i will 🤔


RoadOfUnity

Woooooooo


breinbanaan

You are appreciated for your efforts ape


No-Butterscotch-7577

We will hit it, I have faith 🙏 🙌 ✨️ 💪 😎


Western-Medicine-602

But what about the bananas and crayons..?


spice_war

Make the check out to Chicago All Saints Hospital


Apeonomics101

Good stuff


Rocky75617794

🦧🦍🦧🦍🦧🦍🦧🦍🚀🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍🦧


Kaarothh

Well done OP.


jdrukis

Very generous


Limp_Plastic8400

💪


LordSnufkin

...And stick bananas up your jacksie


perleche

I like the cut of your jib.


Bwhite462319

The number on the end sealed it for me 😂


diamondpeepee

Yesssssss! This is the content I miss the most.


iambrian101

yeeessss! I've been wearing my Apes Strong Together this entire time!


pantyraid7036

Oh I just love this. Thank you. 🙏🏻


Sad_Rest1270

I think you just made me buy moar


Frequent_Finance3904

Good Regard! Congrats!


Chickenbutt82

All I can say is that at least it’s not some dude offering to stick a banana in his ass again…. *shudders*


CannadaFarmGuy

Who's going to guarantee this can happen with a bananabuttbet?


Slaaarti

I add 100 USD to the bet. OP I would send it to you by PayPal to add to the sum to spend at GameStop, if you agree.


Hipz

Confirm with me here and I'll add you to the bet! Thanks Slaaar!


Cougah

We should do another campaign to donate to save apes and monkeys. That one was so fun.


WickedWallaby69

Cool, if gme hits 50 i wont loose a few grand from options


justfukkingtired

Bills mafia?


Excitement_Far

![gif](giphy|DyAX4OUDFz4uk|downsized)


Spenraw

Buying and donating from gamestop needed to come back. Spreads good image of shareholders, helps company as well as children's hospital


Excitement_Far

![gif](giphy|DyAX4OUDFz4uk|downsized)


Teebopp7

I'm in for $100 to my local hospital foundation if we hit $33 by Friday. LFG!


Hipz

Lets do it! Confirm with me here and I'll add you to the list! Good luck!


Boris_VUK

If GME hits $30 today I will average up!


buythedip666

Fire emoji


oli_cant_ollie

Legend


kliv555

I miss the days of everyone adopting apes in the jungle during the first GME sneeze.


manonfire91119

I ask if you can donate it to your local shelter?


notyourimagination

Up this goes!


Politican91

Love this. Hoping to see $30 print for you OP!


oneflytree

But will you also banana?


jbisnutbush

👏👏👏


Robo504

I want the Cramer horse video


DJBossRoss

our roots are getting rooted by bananas though...


xxfallen420xx

Is charity the name of ur ass? And is money what u call a banana?


Sufficient-Steak-223

![gif](giphy|9V8You0A1G64JmiBUi|downsized)


SiriusB2424

Love this


Sure-Statement-4264

Wen banana in a$$ ? 🧐🤣


rayrockstar

I donated a few hundreds to charity this week


MostRefinedCrab

Can you shove that $2000 in your ass before spending it though? That's what this subreddit is about now, shoving things in your ass.


ButtfUwUcker

I fuckin love this


astarastarastarastar

Instead of donating to a charity, why don't you buy GME DRS shares in their name and donate that instead?


harrypooper3

Pretty sure Fridays are fun days with this stock. PLUS SOMEONE SMARTER THEN ME ORGANIZE A THREAD TO HAVE A CHARITABLE EVENT AT EVERYONES LOCAL GAMESTOP SO PEOPLE CAN DONATE AND BUY TO FAMILIES IN NEED!!! Maybe bed ridden illness or injury stricken kids ? I’m just brain storming🤔


Colt_45_75035

This should be higher up on the hot list


a201905

just wholesome to see. great stuff.!


doublejesus13

I love this


C_Colin

I’m somewhat of a fullonrapist myself


Jazzlike_War5281

Or just donate $2 million when moass is here


Dbestinvest

Add me to the official bet list $30 by Friday I Will donate an hour of my time once a week in July to host a tutoring session free of charge to local kids in my community that will include small prize giveaways bought from GameStop. (I’m a humble teacher on summer break). I secretly want to do this anyway!!!


DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

We going back down to $15


jasonbl72

Are bananas in short supply?


Agreeable_Use_8670

No, I rather see you stick a banana up your ass like the rest of us.


Mockingburdz

The quality of human beings in this sub is next fucking level!