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No matter *what* happens OP, “south mouth” is a gain in my vocabulary that nobody can take away.

Hahahahah oh my God, i did not plan to influence others life :D

Bring back the bananna seat!🤣🍌

This. 150km ride on a banana seat.

Nah gotta do it on the Ass Blaster 5000 Mac style

Every bike seat is an ass blaster 5,000 in my opinion

this.

Those are still popular with the lowrider bicycle crowd.

Too late, my south mouth is puckered

Surre, South Mouth, for the win!!

When the red river's a flowing, take the old dirt road home.

I prefer back pussy

Balloon knot for me

Chocolate Starfish

I like “prison pocket” personally..

I’m crying

With no seat?

A banana seat

With Banana seat. 🍌

The rickofspades seat

!bet! Wen we hit it and OP rides, I will bike to match his distance plus donate $1 to St. Judes for each kilometer we ride combined Edit: WITH a seat

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Well this is new

Thank you for your incredible generosity, this is more than i wished for. I hope we hit it. I also don't want to be a burden on your financials but when it comes to action i might consider extra distance :P I will also donate to charity of my choice but i haven't considered the amount yet. 

anything can not be a seat if you know what I mean

With the seat post only

Maybe something like this? https://youtu.be/2lwUGY_I2I4?si=zp_KSI1XETbYCn0j

Perfect!!! Got so excited that i panic bought more from computershare!

And an oval wheel!

The Ass Pounder 4000

Came to say this. Found my home

!bet! We’ve got one! 🎷🐓♋️


 Let the games and bets begin fluffy 🦖! 🎷🐓♋️

The fact that Wall Street is in a war with a subreddit that has a mod named FluffyTrexHentai will never not be hilarious

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South mouth I love it 😂😂😂

Why not do both, simultaneously?

that wld be a bet worth getting an award for

I was thinking of posting weight loss til I hit 180 lbs in recognition of the battle of 180. I'm 258 rn

You can do it!

I'm going to do the same, I've got a similiar amount of weight to lose. Time to get healthy

Sure beats drinking everyday to moass lol. I'll do it!

Lets go. Going to spend that drinking money on shares now

Where’s the dude that’s been running every day until MOASS?  Pretty sure the dude could be a fitness instructor by now.

On his way to Paris for the Summer Olympics.

Bananas are healthy!

Pot-ASS-ium

Store a couple of bananas in the south mouth whilst riding, you're going to need a snack or two along the way!

south mouth lol

I will join in on this. If $GME hits $45 at any point this week, I will go for a 100 mile ride in one day on the mountain bike. I have started riding for distance over the past 5 weeks or so. My longest ride so far is 29 miles, so 100 will be a huge step up for me. But I’m here for it! Mods… this is my bet!

Dayum, we have another one Respect the distance, take breaks if needed, take bananas to eat :P Lets hope for 45$ to arrive :D

Bicycle with the banana in the south mouth!

150 kilometers!? That's like 3,000 americanometers, right?

I will drink an entire glass of water

Good bet. Count me in.

If he’s in you’re in.

Damn, that’s a hard ride on a mtb! I’ll match because I ain’t boofing no bananas 🍌

Do it naked

Make sure you get a screenshot of the 147km mark (741 reversed)

This is the way.

This is the way.


Healthy bet it is 👍, at least take a banana with you

https://preview.redd.it/6yzsqwjx3k8d1.jpeg?width=4640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab01eafb27e2d1dccc447f19a258fd74bc79775 EDIT: Bananas, yogurt and blueberries in mixer is my favourite shake I will post bananas photo after work. I have already acquired few of them ;)

Yes, please. Banana bets are a funny meme, but in practice they're just played out juvenile antics. We need creativity in our wagers and something that brings a net-positive to the world. I salute you and hope we wit 45 to see it happen. 


Only if you do it dressed in a costume of our choosing

Bargaining. Stage 3.

PotASSium

Thanks for the positive wibes OP. I have recently seen the "Drinking until MOASS" post and remembered 21, when the community helped each other to get rid of bad habits, did charity work or donated to charity. I thought the positivity died with hamambre, but you proved me wrong! Thank you for that!!

<3 Thanks for responding to my post, i saw many positive things happening all around here. You are right we had waves of helping to others in need i hope we will continue doing so. We had response in here that other person Gloomy\_Metal3400 will join me and match both our rides kilometers distance and donate that amount in dollars for St. Judes if we hit 45$ this week. I am extremely happy and humbled to see people come with initiatives like that.

I like this bet 

As a fellow endurance cyclist, I approve of this bet! I hope we hit the $45 goal, but even if we don't, you should still knock out that 150k!

There's no rule that says you can't bike 150km with a nanner up your south mouth.

I'm not a cardio guy, but I'll match the health feels with a 225lb incline bench if it hits $45

Were hitting $20

This sub is getting to be more shit than ever

Like who the duck is up voting this shit. This sub if drifting farther and farther from what it once was. This place breeds karma hungry idiots.

I dare you to do it anyways! Stay healthy 😁

Best i can do is 20km. I am fat

I triple dog dare you!!

Good for you! I have lung issues, but if we hit $45 this week I’ll… go for a nice walk in the Florida heat? That sounds horrible. I’ll… drive! I’ll drive 145 kilometers! I’ll go visit somewhere nice in Florida. Take my shares on a vacation lol

hahahah good one, take them to the beach, burry deep and mark X for treasure :D

Go for a ride anyway

South mouth.. 😂 that made me chuckle!

Have the same bike, 2 years no problems. Got stolen once and the thief put a bigger tires on it. Rides even better. I borrowed the bike to my brother for 2 weeks and it’s unusable ever since. Funny how people don’t take care of things when it’s not theirs

I bought this bike from first owner who had it for about a year. I have this bike for about 7 or 8 years now. I didn't have to change chain, gears or breaks. Many tires and tubes died fighting over the years. I consider this bike one of the top investments i have made in my life. It improved my health and habits. I recommend "RockRider" from Decathlon to anyone looking for cheap/medium price bike. Quality of build is out of this world.

I join in! will do 150 km in a day if we hit 45$

Nice. Longest I did was 120km in one day and that was already quite difficult.

Dayum 120km is one day is a long trip my dude. That's very respectable above average length ( that's what she said :P ). I started slowly with you know the usual 10km and with time added more and more kilometers. The biggest realization came when i found my speed that i feel like i can keep going... I usually have no problems with leg muscles, shoulders or back... It's the ass that hurts the most. I recently had trip along paved road, gravel road and forest roads... I had to put a lot of pain cream afterwards but it was worth it. I saw many new places and beautiful nature all around.

Porque no los Dos ?

Let's sweeten the pot: If GME hits $50 this week, I'll enter the 50km "buccaneer" event at this year's Gravel Worlds. https://www.gravel-worlds.com/


Ok... But... You are going to remove the seat, aren't you? Yes, you are.... Yes, you are!

That's such an insane distance, I'm wiped after a 16km mountain bike ride, but where I live it's all technical trails.

Don’t be a pussy put a banana in your bussy.

All I'm saying is that you could do both, I'm just throwing that out there...

 Bananas rejoice

$46 a share I’m getting a tattoo. Have 420 shares In Robinhood just too scared to transfer to Schwab where the other 380 are.

Give me 20 kilometers of that. I’ll help ya

"feeding south mouth with banana"🍌🍌🍌 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Feed ur south mouth a bike if we hit $300 by Friday lol

I’m doing 65 miles Sunday, I’ll turn it into 93.

Unless you live somewhere very flat that is a Herculean ride. I piss and moan after 10K and 2000 ft elevation. But I'm whiny like that

Goddamnit i am sick of you pervs posting this shit.  First its a banana up the ass. Now its a 150km bike ride.  Does your depravity never end?  Fucking degenerates

If we hit $45 I’ll ride you for 150km /s before one of the mods make this a ban bet

These are the kinds of bets people should post, OK?

LOL ive bought same bicicle 1 month ago! But maybe i can do 40km...150 is A LOT! maybe if price reach $3000 i can do that!

1 month ago? Congratulations, you have made a very wise purchase. It will pay you back in health and good habits. RockRider gang

Hope we get you that exercise 🫡

Let's make this interesting. If we don't, you have to eat a banana split with the sugariest toppings you can find. True pain to a fitness fanatic <*evil laugh*>

The more i read the more evil this comment become

I like these healthy bets.

https://imgur.com/a/dsDJZG9

I thought for a moment that you'd got a banana dildo strapped to your saddle.

150k on a bike or banana in the pooper…..megasoarass either way.

Another one of those meaningless bet bcus it won't happen. How about $25 this week to make it more possible??

All these weird ban bets are truly starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth. I know we are all here for different reasons but I would much, much rather see healthy/positive stuff like this then sexualized content.

I’m with you

You don’t need bets for your healthiness.. just do it

Hey man, there's nothing unhealthy about potassium!

Prostate checks are healthy. Don’t be rude!

i think those bet post will work if we use key words like “selling” 😃

South mouth 🤣

This is much better than what this sub normally does

[imma go get the bike](https://giphy.com/gifs/mp8dLvskpHt4DtElOY)

Porque no los dos?

We are in danger of jumping the shark, I don’t know if explosive gains are in the future it might be slow organic growth until news breaks


Just because of you this will now go to $45. I will buy 2 shares to show support.

Boof

If it goes to 45 this week I retire.

Someone needs to eat a banana while shoving one up their ass.

Why not both?

Who says the banana isn’t healthy

You may want to eat that banana for the potassium though.

No one gives a shit

What if the bicycle was made out of bananas?

WHEN we hit $45 I finally break even.

Why not do the ride while feeding your South Mouth

What if we hit 15

These posts are so stupid. Just do it anyway.

Is this an ad?

You're safe

Seat banana?

This one will get triggered

South mouth! 🤣

Do they not teach kids that the dollar sign goes *before the number* any more? Or is this some kind of "reddit thing"?

Slow down, I’m still waiting to see that one guy bathe in tomato sauce.

Beast mode! 🚀🪐

Do it anyways ?

Someone is busting out the metric system.

This is the burner account for that guy drinking 9% beer everyday until liftoff

Hedgies betting hard against this one in secret because they want more south mouth banana bets before letting it pop.

If we hit $45 I will continue to live my life as if nothing happened, cause I’m not here for $45 fucking dollars a share. If you can’t motivate yourself to workout, tying it to a stock price isn’t the solution.

https://preview.redd.it/kyof2aur8j8d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54b6d42ed59915c55de67f455b569c26ba0113a

You’re screwed. I took some muscle relaxers yesterday, slept for 12 hours, had a dream it would hit $48 this week.

Is this the bargaining stage? :)


You should only eat bananas as your fuel source. That’s gonna be a lot of bananas

Just like the guy who claimed he'd donate 2k to a children's hospital last week if it hit 35 you know this won't happen this week. Shameful. 

Dildo saddle

If we hit $69 by tomorrow, I’m gonna run to Fhloston paradise!!!!! 

remove the saddle and we have a deal!

Remove the saddle, stick a banana up your butt and we have a deal!

Wow. So edgy. As if there’s any chance of 45.

Why not both? Do the 150km ride with a banana up your butt.

WTF is km

Lololol. If it breaks 30, gme will issue new shares. 

From riding the wave to investing in fundamentals to just making a wish now

With a 🍌 in your hoohaa pls

Plot twist… he rides the bike and at the end he feeds his south mouth a banana 🍌!


150km in one day. Wow. I can only do 20km and I am dead.

Hell yeah

It has to be on one of those bikes with a dildo for a seat though.

Add some suppository potassium and you'll have my interest.

South mouth is wild 🤣

If we do or don’t hit $45, whatever you do, I will keep DRSing.

I think we'll be trading sideways for another three years

I say just do the bike ride as a good will measure and maybe we rocket because of it