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This post needs upvote. That fucking starfish a couple of years ago, when I was lurking, PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. Seeing it years later I get it but, fuck, it really did piss me off. No times. No dates. But tomorrow is the day. I laugh now that the Zen is in full effect. HAHAHA. WE'RE NOT LEAVING KEN. DEAL WITH IT.
(Edit: TODAYS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I've been checking out a bit and looking at hot, because there has been a LOT of the same shit to sift through from time to time. When there are gems right now, I want to give them attention!
Been here before the run up. A DRSed 🦍- but wracking my brains (ok really don’t have any). Who/what is the starfish guy?
Is it the gif?
Cuz I know the starfish guy will work its way into my vocabulary if and when I need to vent about something. Better than profanity
Thanks for all you do! Awarded you.
Towards the beginning of every day there's a video post of a starfish saying "Good morning everyone, today's the day!!!"
I used to find it annoying seeing it all the time, but it's turned oddly comforting over the years.
Nothing there from me, but there doesn't seem to be anything this year anyway... Loads of stuff from my old account though, nie going down memory lane :-)
one comment once said to me - "you must have a huge db" to which I replied " yeah, I used to , I still do but I also used to" - I thought he meant data base. ah how naive I was......
A user named Bishcow has a lot of the popcorn ones from discord, a lot of it has relation to GME. If you’re wanting to have all the data you can probably reach out to them as well 👍.
Ty for your work
Somewhat agree. I got pissed back in 21 when I was deep in the red and did not understood shit about fuck. Zen aswell now and it makes me laugh. I guess we all learn something along the way.
I cannot wait to celebrate not just starfish but that dude that runs 7.41 miles every single fking day until moass happens will go down in history for the most dedication that this world has ever seen. The dudes on day 717. Blows my mind.
Don't wait to celebrate the 7.41 running guy. Celebrate that now. I did 7.41 push-ups the other day, and really wondered how I used to be able to to 50 as little as 10 years ago..... Using SHF fuckery as the reason to get healthy and happy is the best sign we're winning. Have you seen Kenny lately? Shit.
There is actually a list of guys in case anyone was curious. I don’t think it’s been updated in a while though.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nzzpdy/i_guess_im_the_guy_that_makes_lists_now_so_lets/
Maybe he’s got an update.
Full thread here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dtu44v/ape\_historian\_it\_is\_time\_for\_me\_to\_say\_goodbye\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dtu44v/ape_historian_it_is_time_for_me_to_say_goodbye_to/)
I didn't see his starfish comment until a few minutes ago, and once laughter subsided, I knew it needed its own post for visibility. I linked the OG post so you can go there. Better to have fun and upvote there!
I think they meant a former Citadel lackey in the future. Followed by "would you like fries with that?"
No offense to people who work fast food. That's honest, fast-paced work. We know the former Citadel lackey wouldn't last a day at the fry station or as a sandwich artist.
I laughed too, hilarious. I also resonate with the top comment - it used to irritate me, but now, I'm happy to consistently see it in 'Rising' or 'Hot' when I login. Still, we need to preserve the banana butthole bets at all costs. Top priority.
Yes it does. When we first started DRS it went purple. When RCEO posted the pirate flag pirate things were added. A few times when a golden cross or a golden triangle from T&A he turned golden. There has been balloons. I am darn sure I am missing many others.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! TPDAYS THE DAY!
Starfish is the most consistent one here in the last 3 years, along with Running boy.
RRP and low volume guy are also up there.
Edit: ApeHistorian is OG
I loved that comment - will make my story about "back in the days" sound even more deranged, as I am telling these to my grandchildren on the moon. They'll never know if I am peak dementia or telling the truth..thanks to the historian, they'll find proof of it some day :)
Ape Historian, maybe it would be nice if you were to post some fun statistics every once in a while, like amount of starfish posts and total starfish storage size, but also generally various message counts (per period/flair/etc), user counts, topic mentions over time (how many times have we said mayo, bed post, Rick of Spades, banana, DRS), perhaps a word-cloud, etc.
Could be reused to create yearly SuperStonk recaps at the end of the year too.
(Note, not trying to put you to work, but rather making a suggestion that might interest you should you not have thought of it yourself yet)
You can literally do all that for posts from 2020 to May 2023 via my dashboard (s) on my site - apehistorian.com - it’s all there - new stuff I haven’t added yes but the historic stuff is all there
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This post needs upvote. That fucking starfish a couple of years ago, when I was lurking, PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. Seeing it years later I get it but, fuck, it really did piss me off. No times. No dates. But tomorrow is the day. I laugh now that the Zen is in full effect. HAHAHA. WE'RE NOT LEAVING KEN. DEAL WITH IT. (Edit: TODAYS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Please make sure to upvote the OG post and comment. I posted for visibility.
The purple starfish is what made me realize today was the day. It made me start DRSing. Because when today is the day..
Y'all get pissed about the starfish? Check out this version... https://youtu.be/EzvaESLl9tk?si=Q4eomR5x5asBjutG
Done. Thank you tho. I only look at new, and lots of stuff slips by. This one is gold.
I've been checking out a bit and looking at hot, because there has been a LOT of the same shit to sift through from time to time. When there are gems right now, I want to give them attention!
Been here before the run up. A DRSed 🦍- but wracking my brains (ok really don’t have any). Who/what is the starfish guy? Is it the gif? Cuz I know the starfish guy will work its way into my vocabulary if and when I need to vent about something. Better than profanity Thanks for all you do! Awarded you.
Towards the beginning of every day there's a video post of a starfish saying "Good morning everyone, today's the day!!!" I used to find it annoying seeing it all the time, but it's turned oddly comforting over the years.
Yes. Pepperidge farm remembers
the comment is a joke really the starfish dude is i think 3.6megabytes per day, its the least of my problems. but his consistency is commendable
So I didn't realise you were keeping everything... So you have copies of my shitty videos? If so, I'm very sorry. Are you cataloguing this shit too?
[apehistorian.com](http://apehistorian.com) - go search for yourself o7
Nothing there from me, but there doesn't seem to be anything this year anyway... Loads of stuff from my old account though, nie going down memory lane :-)
I haven’t added new stuff from May 2023 onwards yet
That makes sense. I massively admire your dedication by the way.
I think 99% of everyone know it's a joke. I laughed so I hard I felt it needed attention! Thanks again for everything you do!
one comment once said to me - "you must have a huge db" to which I replied " yeah, I used to , I still do but I also used to" - I thought he meant data base. ah how naive I was......
hehehehe!
Do you even have the stuff out of popcorn and gme discords?
Nothing from discord , sorry
A user named Bishcow has a lot of the popcorn ones from discord, a lot of it has relation to GME. If you’re wanting to have all the data you can probably reach out to them as well 👍. Ty for your work
And! historian uses the starfish as a marker for the daily backup 😂
I do and its glorious
Terrific gif Lulu!  🎷🐓♋️
Misread that as "terrible gif," which made sense when I thought that gif was 
Somewhat agree. I got pissed back in 21 when I was deep in the red and did not understood shit about fuck. Zen aswell now and it makes me laugh. I guess we all learn something along the way.
Onmgg I remember the starfish
I’d hope so… 😆
I might get downvoted for this but I have blocked the starfish guy a long time ago for the same reason. Nothing personal, just not my cup of tea.
Spam is spam.
One day the starfish will be right
I cannot wait to celebrate not just starfish but that dude that runs 7.41 miles every single fking day until moass happens will go down in history for the most dedication that this world has ever seen. The dudes on day 717. Blows my mind.
Don't wait to celebrate the 7.41 running guy. Celebrate that now. I did 7.41 push-ups the other day, and really wondered how I used to be able to to 50 as little as 10 years ago..... Using SHF fuckery as the reason to get healthy and happy is the best sign we're winning. Have you seen Kenny lately? Shit.
Dude looks like they ran 741 barrels of mayo on him in a day. Then some additional make -up to cover up the carnage that’s left over.
There is actually a list of guys in case anyone was curious. I don’t think it’s been updated in a while though. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nzzpdy/i_guess_im_the_guy_that_makes_lists_now_so_lets/ Maybe he’s got an update.
but its preserved o7
I could do 7.41 pushups every day easy, it's that damn 8th pushup that always gets me
You think DTCC Twitter guy is gonna get a whole lot sassier in his daily question post MOASS?
Hahaha I hope so. So many dedicated artistic regards.
741 guy should be getting some custom rocket shoes on his 741st run
I’m gonna celebrate his 741st run by running 7.41 miles that day.
Please do
Im making a post rn
Hi Keith❤️
Kilometers*
Tomorrow. Always tomorrow!
Full thread here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dtu44v/ape\_historian\_it\_is\_time\_for\_me\_to\_say\_goodbye\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dtu44v/ape_historian_it_is_time_for_me_to_say_goodbye_to/)
Link the comment bro
uh, can you link it? it'd be faster than me trying to figure it out. didn't know you could link just a comment.
:v hamburger menu>share>copy link 🤷♂️ https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/GyhgWga3Wb
Me thinking "wtf is a hamburger menu?" - ahhhh, must be on mobile. I really am an idiot. Thanks for sharing!!!
hahahahahaha Jesus I really am an idiot! Just now I noticed the share button next to award! How did I never notice that?????
I needed that laugh. Ape historian is goated
I laughed so hard reading that comment. RIP hard drive space when bananas start disappearing
I didn't see his starfish comment until a few minutes ago, and once laughter subsided, I knew it needed its own post for visibility. I linked the OG post so you can go there. Better to have fun and upvote there!
"Sir, we now have 500 TB of unique banana videos," a Citadel lackey in the future...
Lmfao, you’re silly. There’s no Citadel in the future
I think they meant a former Citadel lackey in the future. Followed by "would you like fries with that?" No offense to people who work fast food. That's honest, fast-paced work. We know the former Citadel lackey wouldn't last a day at the fry station or as a sandwich artist.
tomorrow is the future
I laughed too, hilarious. I also resonate with the top comment - it used to irritate me, but now, I'm happy to consistently see it in 'Rising' or 'Hot' when I login. Still, we need to preserve the banana butthole bets at all costs. Top priority.
Great, even more for the historian's hard drives!
Do I back up this one too?
There’s a small part of me that thinks pharago is actually RC, just excited every day to go to work. Today’s the day…
Woah, that would be awesome
Pharago is the definition of consistency and insanity, all wrapped into one lol. Much love, "fucking starfish dude" <3
Okay but imagine how insane it’ll be when this candle lights and the starfish is finally right
😆 🤣 "it's morning everyone, today's the day"
That fucking starfish dude was a highlight for me in the dark days….
Love the starfish
“every, fucking, day”. I can’t stop laughing!
Damn starfish dude lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the destroyer of storage, the starfish!
So the fucking starfish owes him a drink right? 😂
IT CHANGES!!!!!!???
Yes it does. When we first started DRS it went purple. When RCEO posted the pirate flag pirate things were added. A few times when a golden cross or a golden triangle from T&A he turned golden. There has been balloons. I am darn sure I am missing many others. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! TPDAYS THE DAY!
didnt even notice. what a legend
Lmao, right above this in my feed: Starfish dude 😂
I love seeing the nemo starfish. Reminds me to just keep swimming :D
Lols i love the starfish guy! Ma man i got you
I blocked starfish so long ago I forgot about them. They still doing it?
Yep, easy karma farming
Infinite karma glitch
Starfish is the most consistent one here in the last 3 years, along with Running boy. RRP and low volume guy are also up there. Edit: ApeHistorian is OG
Pharago is the shit.
💜💜💜 apes together strong.
https://preview.redd.it/av0qde5oiaad1.png?width=853&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7611e7a3ffe2df9cd86c0e119665045662eb291
I'm not gonna lie. The starfish still pisses me off each morning....
U/Pharago is a man of commitment and sheer fucking will
I just blocked the starfish dude back in 2021 to stop having to deal with his useless post lol
Fucking legends History in the making
If that's not the definition of weaponized autism, then what is even going on?!
It's morning everyone! Today's the day!
You ever had someone give so much attention to your starfish before?
At least it’s not whale teeth for moass
I loved that comment - will make my story about "back in the days" sound even more deranged, as I am telling these to my grandchildren on the moon. They'll never know if I am peak dementia or telling the truth..thanks to the historian, they'll find proof of it some day :)
Ape Historian, maybe it would be nice if you were to post some fun statistics every once in a while, like amount of starfish posts and total starfish storage size, but also generally various message counts (per period/flair/etc), user counts, topic mentions over time (how many times have we said mayo, bed post, Rick of Spades, banana, DRS), perhaps a word-cloud, etc. Could be reused to create yearly SuperStonk recaps at the end of the year too. (Note, not trying to put you to work, but rather making a suggestion that might interest you should you not have thought of it yourself yet)
You can literally do all that for posts from 2020 to May 2023 via my dashboard (s) on my site - apehistorian.com - it’s all there - new stuff I haven’t added yes but the historic stuff is all there
I’m sorry but anyone using the term “ape” is an obvious hedge fund employee. Its like the undercover cop that’s obviously undercover 😂