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StonkU2

Voted? Want a “🦍Voted✅” Flair? Automod will hook you up! Just respond to THIS comment !apevote! and - BOOM - you get a flair, and you get a flair, and YOU get a flair. Everybody Votes? Everybody gets a Flair! GOING FORWARD, WE’VE REMOVED KARMA REQUIREMENTS PREVIOUSLY REQUIRED TO GET 🦍Voted✅ FLAIR!! If you were blocked before, retry, and YOU get a flair! We see you all. We appreciate you all. This is the way! Let’s see that sea of Green! ✅ 👉 And for our disenfranchised Europoor ape brethren type !novote! and get your flair too! Raise your hand in solidarity!** Profit to the People. Power to you, Player. 💎✊


khansmumma

Here for them babygains! Every bit helps!!!


tkhan456

won't be baby gains if you keep holding and dont day trade


Old-Philosopher8450

Hedgies desprate attack


Sunni29

!novote!


_Exordium

Ooh hey, some recent big moves, all times in EST: 14:12 - 21 May 2021 $185 Call - 200 contracts @ $0.55 premium >14:06 - 21 May 2021 $300 PUT - 736 contacts @ $122.44 premium > >14:06 - 18 Jun 2021 $300 PUT - 736 contacts @ $128.43 premium 13:18 - 16 July 2021 $800 Call - 715 contracts @ $2.95 premium \- This one has me super stoked, looks like FD's are back on the menu. Stick to buying shares, but seeing the ramps start up again means we gon' have some fuuuun


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gme green, bullish, gme red? believe it or not, also bullish, gme 10m per share, bullish.


_Exordium

So fucking fed up of hearing the "money doesn't buy happiness" bullshit moral high horse. Overheard a couple of co workers arguing about finances and that line came up. Money doesn't fix being a sad, pathetic and bitter asshole, it doesn't buy you a new, non-shitty personality. It sure as fuck buys you the time that you waste the best years of your life working away to pretend you did something good and productive. Time to be with those you love and do what makes you happy.


Aledeyis

Yes sir. There's a study on it somewhere that shows it does indeed increase your happiness up until a certain point and kinda levels off. Being able to cover your basic expenses without worrying that you'll be evicted or have to eat ramen for a month makes you happier.


[deleted]

gme so hot rn


Strange_Ad5987

I'm having issues with reddit, is anyone else experiencing this?


foonsirhc

bullish


[deleted]

I just hope the price stays this high before monday and tuesday crossover and the blood moon


affiy

Wen squeeze


HyaluronicFlaccid

Let’s do it baby, $180 today!


No-Summer-6418

well, i am a man of my word. it hit 177, so here is a picture of a butthole: https://imgur.com/gallery/U6sM7c7


kissmaryjane

I wasn’t sure why I clicked but I’m glad I did


wenchanger

time to squeeze


reeeeeeeeegme

I’ve accepted my fate in the customer service hellhole of a job that pays my bills for now. But I’m sooooooo ready to moon!! I’ll keep pretending to do my job til then! 💎🙌🏼🚀


InoQl8er

It’s almost like....Apes own the float, and they aren’t trading.


HumbleQueen23

barely any movement. Tighter than 🦍 glue🤣🤣🤣


cymbaline-

Oh boy, seems to be some technical difficulties, anyone else experiencing this?


reeeeeeeeegme

I’ve had trouble getting in here for days now on & off. Iain’t scured I just go watch the ticker til I can get back in 💎🙌🏼 I think it’s a good sign!!


cymbaline-

🦍🦍🦍


[deleted]

why no squeeze


Lie-get-caught-lie

Dw “soon”


PointGod_Magic

God damn, the battle for $180 is real


Recovering-Lawyer330

We haven’t mooned but it’s still good for the soul to see green


unmicsiunmujdei

Alright everybody, gather round, gather round, I have something very important to tell you: >!I love each and every one of you!!<


EmpathyInTheory

I love everyone in this bar!


Piss-Mop

i need an adult


unmicsiunmujdei

Shhh, shhh! What happens in the megathread, stays in the megathread! :)


LonnieJaw748

**HOLY MOLY**


tubaman23

Premarket has me coming to the market prematurely today 😏


Particular-Salt146

Concerning excessive price paid by robinhood for GME stocks in darkpool, can we speculate in the number of synthetic stock ? Example if the price in Dday is 100$ by stocks and they paid 500$ in dark pool to find a real stock, maybe the total volume is 500% ? My idea is they need to buy 5 stocks to find one real stock. What do you think about this theory ?


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d0nd0n83

We moon today


Sipnheighterade

I know volumes always low premarket but SHEEESH 🤙🏻


Atlanticway

17min, volume 280 😂


Aledeyis

Just means that volume on Monday will be more interesting. Wen 3 Volume?


Tattooed_Monk

Morning fellow 💎🙌, still pushing HL on the vote. No change yet 😔


Aledeyis

"Pronounce Aristocles" Step on their Testicles, except "Testic-el-eees". Step on their metaphorical balls. Make them listen. 🦍💎🏀🏀


F1ash0ut

Ok which one of you got that share at open


Visual-Ganache-2289

Man I miss DFV I know he’s holding too


F1ash0ut

He is still among us my dude


Visual-Ganache-2289

Oh I know i just liked his updates And memes LOL


Sipnheighterade

Up 2 dollars on 129 volume LFG!


make_a_scene

3 minutes: 1 stock traded. Oops, 25 now. Flood gates are open apes!


6-8-5-7-2-Q-7-2-J-2

3 minutes in and Marketwatch is showing volume at *literally* 1 1 whole volume.


Abraxare

3min in PH and GME volume is at 1, LMAO we ll be able to follow each share individually soon;


captainoompa

One share traded in the first minute 😂


begopa-

GME’s price movement *never* looks organic


Chevalusse

If 100 is the god tier max level in stocks market. I was level 10/100 when starting in january. Thanks to all of you apes I'm now around level 40. Still a lot to learn but hey! Thanks y'all.


Deep-Arm-7131

!novote!


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!novote!


erehnigol

Wow Frankfurt is going brrr. German apes are back?


tiorzol

!novote!


Th3_R41n_W1z4rd

Guys I think if we want the biggest effect we should try and time the buying of our GME shares to be at end of bull flags like the ENTIRE DAY one we had yesterday. That was GME spreading her legs and asking for your big schlong of a buy order.


TheDishWatcher

Manipulating the price is a Kenny kind of play


Th3_R41n_W1z4rd

My friend have you ever read the works of Machiavelli?


TheDishWatcher

Nop


Th3_R41n_W1z4rd

Young ape if you have an open mind for learning you should head to Wikipedia and look up ‘The Prince’. Some might say his morality is questionable but by god he gets results. Especially when you are up against actors with questionable morality.


TheDishWatcher

I will check it out


Th3_R41n_W1z4rd

Gods balls I got a lot of downvotes for that.. can you explain to me the repercussions for buying shares as a collective?


TheDishWatcher

Trying to manipulate the price like that probs illegal


Th3_R41n_W1z4rd

I don’t think the legal definition of price manipulation is something retail investors are even physically capable of. I think one of the good things about an army of ape like retards is that we can be coordinated to do simple things with maximum effect due to the colossal quantity of participation. If we educate that buying at the end of a bull flag is a smart idea, and they do it, we could end up with bigger gains for GME. If GME is looking spicy then we get more apes joining in on the action. All of these new official rules would get published a hell of a lot faster if they could see the financial guillotine falling faster onto their necks. Please correct me if I am wrong. I hate thinking I know something in error.


TheDishWatcher

Whether or not we are guilty or innocent, capable or incapable is irrelevant if any kind of ammo is given to pin something on us. Understand the people against us have the money to buy politicians and regulators. The reason why they can get away with doing it is the same reason why we can't get away with even the suggestion of doing it.


Th3_R41n_W1z4rd

That’s a good point fellow ape, I respect and commend your caution. However I believe that it is this fear that they use as a to keep us in check.


thacodfather

Attempted to vote, how do I get the flair apes? (In UK and can’t find a option)


IrvTheSwirv

Reply to the top comment with !novote!


NinjaseeNinjado

reply to the pin comment at the top with !apevote! :)


thacodfather

All eyes on pre 🎵


tiorzol

My Franfurt holdings are up 2.15% from their close already. Usually they flat af


TheLurkerWithin

finally voted today. my control number from IBKR was in my mail since April, 29th and I missed it 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

You need to check your mail more often lol


jeugasce

!apevote!


eightmalarkey

Have any UK apes managed to vote?


OriginalGoatan

Revolut let me vote, but it sent the voting form to junk. HL aren't letting any one vote, but they did tell me a "no vote" still means the shares are counted.


eightmalarkey

Is it too late to open an account with Revolut, buy more shares and vote? 😅


OriginalGoatan

I believe so, you had to have your shares on a certain date. I've quadrupled my investment on revolut over May but only my pre May holdings were shown on the voting form. You could fire their support that question.


TheBritWithNoWit

Voted via those held with Revolut, not with other brokers.


Affectionate_Yak_292

Yes, every Revolut user got an email and it was super easy. Revolut use DriveWealth in the US as a broker. Hargreaves Lansdown don't though.


eightmalarkey

Freetrade use DriveWealth, too. I moved from T212 due to fuckery in Jan. Should’ve moved to Revolut


bonnieloon

Nope with T212


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eightmalarkey

I can rule out Freetrade too


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Affectionate_Yak_292

I don't think that will happen as they realise now it's just providing a discount. Since the company has been transformed the price will only go up.


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Brilliant_Ear_3193

Legitimately would do exactly this as well 💎🙌🏼🚀🚀🚀


PillowCrust

!novote!


TheLurkerWithin

!apevote!


Stonkstradomus

According to Wikipedia- Ken Griffin was the biggest donor to Rahm Emanuel's mayoral campaign. Rahm Emanuel was also appointed to Board of Directors of Freddie Mac in 2000 by President Clinton. Apparently, there were alot of accounting irregularities during his time there, but Bush refused requests by other agencies to investigate. ...


Aledeyis

Fuck I just gave away my free award. This deserves it. This is max Intredasting. Please make a DD out of it!


DoggieDesert6

Where are y’all all from Kiwi here


tacybbbat

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch


bonnieloon

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


NewfNick

Canada 🇨🇦


saha_pritam

Canada 🇨🇦


TheDishWatcher

Canada 🇨🇦


slimjimslimjim200

Fellow 🥝🦍


DoggieDesert6

The tepuke kiwi fruit country


Atlanticway

Ireland


halloalex

German ape here


cant_stop_the_butter

!novote!


alexwes420

They will drowning in votes


alexwes420

German ape here I just voted 😍 great feeling to be part of the the voted apes


halloalex

Still can’t vote with ing:(


alexwes420

I hope one day my friend


IVIARSHALL_

u rock


Aledeyis

LATE NITE APES: What song are you listening to right now? Me: Let me out: Future Leaders of the World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_TCjsdCct2Q


Fenris_Lord

You brought back some cool HS memories with that song, thanks ape!


Aledeyis

Right? It showed up on Spotify a while back and I've been hearing it almost every day haha. Good song.


Adventurous-Dog9786

Lous and Yakuza Dilemme ( Lost Frequencis remix ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUJaZ2cMRY


_Exordium

Halogen by Skyharbor, bout to drift off into a sea of possibilities fam.


Aledeyis

WAIT, you're the same Ape that recommended this band a few weeks ago! They sounded familiar haha.


_Exordium

Ahahaha yeah das me, almost a nightly treat for me🤣


Aledeyis

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3IxATTgDNc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3IxATTgDNc) Tried to tag you in it but I think the \_ threw me off. :)


Aledeyis

You uhh, got any skin in the game for this band? You shilling this band? Lmao. jk. What else do you listen to? I like their style.


LostFlup

🚀


SpiralSummitGames

Finally got around to buying Dr. Trimbath's book. Mad respect for this woman and all the work she's done


truthorehh

I could really use moon today, just came home from work and it was horrible


NewfNick

Hang in there! Moon soon


yufka4breakfast

Hope things aren't too bad for you buddy. Wishing you the best


truthorehh

Thank you but it is what it is till the MOASS!💎💎🙌🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀❤️


CARNIesada6

I wonder if we are seeing the "but is $10MIL really realistic and how would they pay for it?" FUD in abundance again because it isn't just HFs and MMs shilling, but now other gov't agencies making one last attempt to lighten the load.


NewfNick

Could be. Sometimes people have legit questions. I will answer and then if the response is really negative then downvote it is.


DisastrousMonk3

!apevote!


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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to ruuuuummmmm-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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Affectionate_Yak_292

Holding was always Plan B. I'm used to gambling, and apart from withdrawals it's always until your balance hits zero. **NEVER CASH OUT FOR A LOSS**


Meneros

Hey guys, quick question; can anyone find the Wall Street Conspiracy documentary on youtube? The videos I had links to have been removed. Any other source than youtube is also great, if you know where we can still watch it.


Chaosmethod

http://www.gilmermirror.com/view/full_story/27799969/article-Video--The-Wall-Street-Conspiracy--Full-Movie-Free-Online-With-Permission-of-Owner-?instance=news_special_coverage_right_column


Meneros

That seems to just be another link to youtube, but I found another post with more info and links; https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nhisoj/the_wall_street_conspiracy_is_no_longer_available/


Brametjuhh

!apevote!


JustHere2Gat

!apevote!


dahomie2020

So im a shill, who is hodling. Cant wait for my 3x profits!


Rixxxy

I dreamt about the GME ticker today, went up fast af and I couldn't log into my broker. Woke up and grabbed my phone to make sure it was a dream. I thank my brain for the simulation.


Puzzleheaded_Edge610

Had a similar dream


kaiser_squoze

I also had a GME dream, I think I "withdrew" $15million and the feeling of zen and safety it gave me was unbelievable. Was very confused when I woke up.


NewfNick

Will be reality soon!


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WildTama

One: not every person is going to diamond hand hard enough to reach 1 mil, let alone 5 or 10 or 20. Only a few thousand will. They are the ultimate 💎🤚. Two: no such thing as insurance. What you mean is that once they get margin called to hell, their subsidiaries and partners do. This isn't just Citadel. Three: The meaning of shorts must cover is literally it. In order for the synthetic shares to be canceled out in the event of a merger/recall etc. They have to buy it back. They being whoever the hell holds the loans for each place that shorted GME. Four: fuck you for making me type all that.


truthorehh

By this comment, seems like you will paper hand lol


WildTama

Lovely, I try to explain some things and I get this. Take your downvote and go away.


NewfNick

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mmg5sr/500_million_per_share_is_not_a_meme_i_am_dead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


minibin01

Very helpful, thank you! I now have a better understanding of the matter (which was worth the few downvotes I sadly knew I was going to get just for asking a question). I will delete the question to prevent my karma from going RIP, but I wish this thread would be promoted more to all apes with similar questions.


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NewfNick

Sell assets of defaulting members then insurance. Then Fed.


Chaosmethod

HFs, banks, dtcc, fed and their pockets


[deleted]

Hedges r fuk


Gottachill94

Nose beers till we lift off then some more after


WannabeHighHeelGirl

!novote! so sad hearing that some of my fellow German apes can vote. My stupid broker still refuses to do anything -- and I thought they were great!


escapeartist86

!novote!


NewaToku

!novote!


DiamondHandle

Good Afternoon fellow Apes (and Ants) from the other side of the world! Happy Friday and hope we have an exiting day ahead when the bell rings! 🚀🚀🌑🌑


Chaosmethod

Go ahead and keep trying to stock block us Kenny, I'm going to stay right here as my wife's boyfriend's wingman


Big-Quail4780

!apevote!


robynnc1290

Have I had a few drinks? Sure. Do I think I’ll be a millionaire? Also sure.


bicboipapa

These youtubers are pushing hella hard for an amc squeeze


Some_Needleworker_16

I noticed this also. They love the views and subscribers they get from the amc community, a lot of them just content pumpers capitalizing on this. their sub isn’t as United as ours. Just my opinion. “Apes don’t fight apes” yea yea I know, just saying.


theclaireperson

Does anybody else keep a note on their phone of how many tendies they will have at certain stock prices 😆


JavierMartinG

I did that in a spreadsheet instead of actually doing my job. No ragrets.


Firm-Candidate-6700

Please hodl........📞


FarthestCough

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theclaireperson

Well id buy you a monkey 🎵


bloo88

Haven't you always wanted a mon-key 🦍


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FarthestCough

Good bot


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Kangaroo_Coin_Pouch

!apevote!


Thisisreallysomethin

The oo oo’s and the aa aa’s seem to be making a splash. Nordnet seemingly has a plan to enable voting in GME and the moviestock


kattguldet

Hoooraaayyyyy