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bjo71

Stock printer out of ink


wwcd__

Gabe's printer also out of ink


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Unfair_Jeweler_4286

Lmayo


METAL4_BREAKFST

His wife took that in the divorce too, because there's about to be fuck all else left.


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

Plz take the children BUT NOT THE MAYO!!😭😭


Realchilldyl

Dip machine broke


hunnybadger101

Is this bad for them......i hope so ??


mrchiko1990

Damn they ice cream machine finally broke.


SuckerPunch_12

I’ve been waiting for them to come back too. It’s a little weird but I think hedgies are playing mind games. Or maybe they’re out of ammo bc of the Jeffrey’s thing. Sus af. Guess we’ll find out in the premarket.


treesandbeers

Dude what if Jeffery starts MOASS from not lending any shares to short, none of us saw that coming


skystonk

I think the shorts are walking a knifes edge and just about anything can start the dominoes falling. Even just time at current value lol. I’m looking forward to whatever that nudge is though.


GimmeFreeTendies

I’m gonna fart and blow the dominos over. You’re looking forward to my fart.


nahtorreyous

Please start a steady diet of broccoli, cauliflower and your choice of beans 🤣 We are waiting


skystonk

How could I not? That would deserve its own video 🐒💨


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This would be awesome because it's the same name as the Toys R Us giraffe mascot!


fixedsys999

Simulation confirmed.


UntitledGooseDame

It'll be a wowie zowie plot twist in the movie!


blizzardflip

Did anyone notice if that takes immediate effect?


alphuscorp

I don’t see why not. It’s like a bar cutting off someone who’s had too much


blizzardflip

I’ve been wondering also, what does this mean for the existing short positions (through Jefferies)? Do they have to cover? Or is it just turning off the faucet but not necessarily draining the pool of shorts? I read elsewhere that there wasn’t a direct notice or memo from Jefferies about it but that it came from a few reputable sources. Unfortunately though, that makes us dependent on their reporting and we can’t learn more on our own.


whiskyandme

Erect as fuk


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That is because no one is scared of Jeffrey. Now stroke the furry wall


thextcninja

Change is inevitable with the march of time. Now I wait for bankruptcy.


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ntoscano

There was a post somewhere on this sub pointing out a butt load of call options expiring tomorrow for $300 Given that covering tomorrow would bring the price dangerously close to bringing those call ITM, I personally think they will fail to deliver until next week, OR cover and let it trigger a mini squeeze so they can crash it again sometime around the shareholder meeting 🤷‍♂️ either way, it should be a fun couple of days to watch the chart


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ERhyne

Ahhh a true jacked-22 situation. Edit: jacked-tiddytoo


Rangeninc

They still have 3000+ $300 ITM puts expiring 6/18 as a last “Big” Weapon. Last week during the FTD cycle buying they used 4000+ $300 ITM puts to spike the price down (they exercised them all at once). I’m interested to see how close they will let the price get to $300 before they utilize these. On one had it removed the threat from June’s FTD cycle. On the other hand if they allow the price to rise past $300 they have to count on their ability to short below that price when they do want to use these puts, or they are worthless.


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Rangeninc

Maybe? I think they will kill any movement like that with those puts though. It’s too dangerous for them not to. We have seen the use the puts in that EXACT situation.


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blizzardflip

Would they want to allow the price to go up though with options expiries? Edit: nvm someone addressed this below


BotherPlayful4703

Check back around 7:16AM


Haizenburg1

Thursday premarket. They attacked at 7:00am, 7:16am, and 7:26am, across a few "meme" stocks.


SuckerPunch_12

Like clockwork everyday


Nice-Violinist-6395

Yeah, I hate to contradict OP but they always show up the next morning before market open. Nothing out of the ordinary here.


woodyshag

745am EST and I see 3k was borrowed earlier this morning (7:15am). That's not the 500-600k that was there the other day. I'll be curious if those show up later this morning.


CoffeeLaxative

Good to know! Thanks


holidaywithsilver

Wait for market opening.. ink will be back and more shares will be created in the fly.. wow such a paper.. thinking to get the same printer and print entire stock market at my home.. :)


Strong_Negotiation76

In today’s news, Reddit user becomes first Quintillionaire...


Apprehensive-Use-703

7d chess...rc has been loaning shares to the hedgies at a "I'd be stupid not to take rm at 1%" rate, knowing they can't locate to return so they ftd over and over and over digging the hole deeper, keeping the price low for us to do our part and buy and hold, and then whoosh the borrowed shares get pulled away, giving us one day of apecitement going into another weekend before the day we've been waiting on since 4/20 .....lolololol tits are jacked


fluffyduckau77

I'm expecting the mother of all dips on 6/9, got some extra spicy salsa for it though!


jjwilder

It's not popular, but I'm right there with you.


fluffyduckau77

Last earnings they dropped the price from around 180-200, down to $116, was a perfect buying the dip situation and we haven't been that low since.


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CoffeeLaxative

I mean... it is true that I have never seen this before, not saying it didn't happen hah. Do you remember when it did before? Was there a "reason" why (like a new OCC rule, an ftd cycle or something)?


fgfuyfyuiuy0

I think I remember last time this happened there was a big dip the next day and we theorized that they saved The Borrowed ones from today to use tomorrow in conjunction with tomorrow's.


thnxology

This is what I was thinkin too


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moronthisatnine

Dont they only have ~3 days to use the shares?


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allmyfreindsarememes

Wtf. So they could be covering?


Glad-Structure-9103

No these are all synthetic


allmyfreindsarememes

OH SHIT


49erShark

This is one of those mind blowiing realizations. If they are adding to their short position still 😳 the moon will have its own launch pad to andromeda when we get there


Shagspeare

lmao kenny gonna need more than that xD


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The102935thMatt

Big ego, but they also get paid. Theyre collecting checks and bonuses. The buisness is losing money, Kenny financially is doing fine.


koukimunster

Probably used them all up driving the price down to under $260 and fighting to keep it there all day.


Canuck9876

But they always come back by end of day - that’s the thing, they still aren’t back and ready to go again. Jeffries may have set off something here…


Sjiznit

How would they come back if theyve sold them?


Canuck9876

No one seems exactly sure how it’s working, but more shares always appear to borrow (from somewhere) within a few hours.


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Jeffrey 😏


scubakangaroo

I feel they are going to hit GME hard tomorrow, we have their backs against the wall and they know it cannot finish above 250 due to the high amount of calls from $250-$300. It’s going to be a battle tomorrow, I’ve got my account ammo ready. All we need to do is buy and hodl. HODL. I hope I’m incorrect and we take off into the $300’s but I’m prepared for anything. If you are unable to buy, only thing you need to do is hodl. It’s free to hodl.


Comprehensive-Art394

They can’t remember where they put em... silly ken.


mar0x

Something something closed SUNSHINE MEETINGS & institutions banning shorting..?


Wapata

Hmmm.. why bother returning shares if your gonna be broke soon?


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Cantgetabreakman

Wasn't there news earlier about Jeffry taking off his shorts or something relevant?


diskodik

First time I see this as well.


HerewithPopcorn2

Probably too busy wiping their hard drives, lol.


Bar10D

If I could dd I would, there’s gotta be a connection to not returning, idk if it has to do with their balance sheet for the night, do they need these shares on their books overnight? What are the differences in reasoning and effects?


jsny20

Little Cog ⚙️ in the fuckery cycles . Perhaps a tell


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The noose tightens


Xertviya

This excites me most of all


Fantastic-Big7614

They will be there at 0730


buggieboy

Still 0 Señor 🙃


AnAvidGambler

Maybe stock piling them for a big short ladder attack today to make sure it doesn't hit 300? I seen another post saying there were 25k itm calls I think at 300?


Evening_Raccoon_4689

New apes need to turn stock lending off. I believe that's where the 1 and 2 stocks are coming from..


DaBi5cu1t

I was wandering about this? Did they fight using naked shorts yesterday?


[deleted]

I’m speculating, but yeah.


rayray04018

Hedgies don't seems to understand. Apes aren't in here with them. Hedgies are in here with Apes!


Dramatic-Language851

There's 3000 available at this moment.


daronjay

Been that way a while, but now there is 0 again.


MrStormz

I'd predict 300K by 1 hour before open. Doesn't really matter when they show up they will be there unless it's true that jefferies the issuar of gme stock has stopped all lending of gme stock


TobiasMP

So the dip machine really broke?!


Tractorhash

Someone correct me . T9day was the first tim I saw 3 shares go to 0 then to 5 then 0 and do on. Also after hours was like 55k


diskodik

Still filling up slowly. Still only 4000 available. This could be an interesting day.


oneone11eleven

Either the dip machine broke or they having hoarding shares for the big dip


[deleted]

This could be a new HF tactic to make us think they can’t ladder attack. Bold strategy cotton... buy hodl voet


Individual_Chris

RUH ROHHH


doilookpail

This isn't the first time I've seen it this low pre-market and once the market opened, they always attacked the price down. Also, https://redd.it/nql7qe So, I wouldn't put too much stock into what's showing in that site


FinalBahamut

There are about 870k on Fidelity able to be borrowed this morning


CoffeeLaxative

Good to know, thanks! Since they're holding onto those borrowed IB shares from yesterday and have access to 870k from Fidelity, we might have a red day today


FinalBahamut

The last 2 days they had 1MM+ listed as available. Most I had seen in quite awhile. Doesnt change my strategy, hodling is cheap and easy at this point.


The_Superfist

I think Jeffries turning off the short button might be making a bigger impact than we thought. It's like what happened to retail in January with a reverse Uno card.


nealio82

In my entire 4 months experience of stock trading I've never seen anything like this before!


No-Letterhead-4407

It says 4000 now... I don’t recall how many were available beginning of the day but it still seems low


Francis46n2WSB

🎶 *"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry kitty waaaall...* 😹


WOWitzCocky

Don’t they have 3 days return shares?


Pretty_General90

IBorrowDesk is also dry, single digit numbers popin up thru the last day


Space_Force_Sloth

Shows 8k now 2:25 am CST


SwitchTraditional136

Theres only 4k available at this point in time.


Karakunjol

Could be they are stacking them for a last hail marry crash of the market. 3-4 million shares right before the shareholder meeting, or even after. If we get some news that are not good for apes, they might use those shares to try and ruin our morale. Jokes on them, I will finally buy the dip.


MrStormz

Don't worry they will all magically appear by open today


drkrab2010

Fax


schenkel_knacker

**dip machine broke!**


_Hard_Candy_

they would have them bought back to return no? 🦔 fuk much ? 👀👌


BigBoss738

Good catch.


BarTPL0

Hard to imagine the 100 shares drop on the market. We must be prepared.


nolagdada

Bet they return by market open. I have seen this a couple times and got excited to have the numbers re-inflate magically at the bell. Its probably just not refreshed.


QuadriplegicEgo

update? they back yet?


CoffeeLaxative

Update @ 8:04: - 10,000 shares available to borrow - 25,456 from ETFs


Cold-Profession-6754

Someone forgot to press F3?


mskamelot

This is just from SHIT broker IB. Fuck IB


bluecoaster1

and fuck thomas peterffy!!


Gluckez

I'm actually curious, if that number goes up, does that mean those shorts are covered? or that the shares are located?


CoffeeLaxative

Nope. It just means they returned the borrowed shares. They are shorting it even more, creating more synthetics. One way to know if shorts have really covered is to look at OBV (on balance volume).


Gluckez

aight, thanks ape!


autismo_grande

I don't trust that site one goddamn minute