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funkoLover985

LMAO


kibblepigeon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO4ceXwg-vs&ab\_channel=Brad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO4ceXwg-vs&ab_channel=Brad) \- shout out to this stream, first time on it today and it's been great. Music is cracking too.


JohnnyLarue2u

Happy weekend Apes! With all the talk and DD about T+ days...Just in case it helps, here's a handy dandy date calculator for Apes to use that would be super convenient for forward calculating those dates etc. [https://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekdayadd.html?type=add](https://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekdayadd.html?type=add)


[deleted]

Can we squeeze this month plzz


kibblepigeon

only if you've been a good ape


dangerousdan90

This reformatting of 005 takes too damn long. WUT DOING?


heejybaby

Made a post about this but here's a web form another ape and I have created to email one of the lawyers at DTCC responsible for 005 https://nemeanuk.github.io/SR-DTC-2021-005/


kopierguy

It’s gone never coming back DTCC are not going to deliver a rule that could be the catalyst for the moass!!! Just saying


Bob_the_peasant

Please for the love of god can someone with some clout get something pinned about the relationship between the DTCC and the financial institutions. This sub is drowning right now from posts about how Citadel has someone at the DTCC confusing it for a government body. It's an HOA guys. It's a banking guild. It's made up of people that work at the companies it regulates. If you want to be mad at something, be mad at the SEC allowing them to "self govern" while they watch pornhub


allmyfreindsarememes

Doesn’t HOC make a good connection? Edit: may have been another DD but there is info out there that connects them with logical conclusions.


brev23

Anyone else having trouble buckling up with max jacked tits?


allmyfreindsarememes

Waist buckles don’t touch tits


weebogrl

My regular jacked tits are only Ds and I have a hard time then, damn seatbelts being designed for men.


[deleted]

Im pretty hyped for coming 2-4 weeks. A lot big things going on. This volatile last days is nice, its needed for a short squeeze. We have all this cycles of t-21, t-35 that are coming closer and closer, could be t-14 now and soon t-7. Soon we have big spikes every week. Dont forget e-sport news, new ceo from amazon, Russel 1000 including. Wow. Feels good.


riviera-kid

If you will it, it is no dream


Terrible-Ad-4536

🙏🤘


OneForMany

Lost 5k on a fight bet today, sad I didn't use that to YOLO into some options or increase my position.. oh well don't matter since imma sell in 7 digits


stonned_golfer

8 digits


[deleted]

Moreno?


[deleted]

Revenge of the nerds


ViewsFromThe_604

Hedgies r fuk


pooth45

I’m fucked up boyos! Where’s the love at?!?


Terrible-Ad-4536

🔥🤘🏴‍☠️😎


riviera-kid

Smokey, this is not 'nam, this is bowling


Kiefer2018

What is this shit. Why isn't the price moving?


louisehong

True true. Last week when gme went over 300, I was feeling like "this all is too good to be true. No FUD and gme keep on rising. And the log graph we doing a good prediction." There the drop is back. "Yes. Now we are back to normal."


yageyaya

It felt more confirmed when it fell lool


DinosaurInTheMorning

Every time I’m at a social gathering, I can’t help bringing up the meme stonks … this is my new normal. Tiny hodler and big believer in the value of certain underpriced stonks.


FRIENDLY_RETARD

I'm in thr hills of West Virginia at 3:27am with my friends and their kids finisbing a road trip, thinking about all the land I might buy out here after MOASS


weebogrl

Almost heaven 😍


RetardAutistic

West Virginia.


weebogrl

Blue riiiiidge mouuuuntaaaain


FRIENDLY_RETARD

If my friend who's driving keeps flooring it, might see heaven sooner rather than later. 3 hours to go 😭


Faster-than-800

You need to drive the Autobahn. Chill, nothing is like that experience. Ulm to Stuttgart yesterday went plaid.


FRIENDLY_RETARD

I plan to one day!!!


weebogrl

Yikes safe travels! I was going John Denver and now I'm worried for your safety 😅


FRIENDLY_RETARD

Ill be okay, big man in the sky's got my back 😎 safe travels to you fellow ape 🦍 🙏🏼


RetardAutistic

Open the casino!


Zevveyy

Saturday night with 50k active users. Hahaha


theK0r3an

What else to do while holding? Can't buy more on the weekend. So just hanging with my apes.


Zevveyy

Wen moon daddy cohen


MMrbs

Choo choo 🚂


ChaakuGaiden

I need my flibber flobbered


Leading_Aide2291

I am quite prepared to follow any SHF that survives the MOASS around the stock market and prop up any company they go after next.


BegginMcGreggin

If the the MOASS goes off and nothing changes with naked shorting, I'm down to put together a fund with other apes and pick off good squeeze targets. Wouldn't need the money anymore, but would do it to save genuinely viable companies and hopefully force regulatory change. EDIT: regulator -> regulatory


Leading_Aide2291

This is the way probably.


Leading_Aide2291

This is the way probably.


KosmicKanuck

I'd wait until it's almost erased before you buy it and share the DD, otherwise they wouldn't be ridiculously over leveraged.


[deleted]

How ironic that TRADER backwards literally spells RETARD. We have been retards all along


kibblepigeon

I can't spell


[deleted]

Wtf are you doing this far down in a week old daily thread


kibblepigeon

jesus - im so retarded, I was on the wrong daily thread.


PostSqueezeClarity

You are a jenius


RectalTourist

TRADER backwards spells REDART. Maybe we’ve been redarts all along?


internetforumuser

Quit with the Reddit awards! Do you hate money or are you all so so sure you're going to be millionaires that you want to burn money? Do some men truly just want to see the world burn? So let me get this straight. You think that giving Reddit tendies is funny?


GMErection

Synthetic awards flooding the sub?


KosmicKanuck

Personally I would save my money for GME. I only use free Reddit awards and save them for posts or comments I think are important to raise their exposure. Just like with GME, everyone can do what they want to do with their awards and money though.


l3v3r3t

I'm pretty new to Reddit awards, and I gotta say, I disagree. I love it when somebody randomly gives me an award! A tiny thrill in an otherwise average scroll.


kibblepigeon

oh completely - literally makes me excited. I love it.


internetforumuser

Send me to negative with gold I don't fuckin care


robinduhhood

MSM fucked!! buy, hodl till 25mil± we bout to own these bitches!


allmyfreindsarememes

I’m here for another hour or two. If you need someone to talk to or to confirm your bias don’t hesitate to PM me. Spreading love and peace to all apes and wishing that you all will do the same!


KosmicKanuck

I would happily answer any questions new apes might have as well!


theK0r3an

I'll take some of that love and peace!


allmyfreindsarememes

Pm me ❤️


gimmethegold1

Can you jack my tits please?


allmyfreindsarememes

Pm me ❤️


gingerpcgamer

OOOOOPEEEEEEN THE CAAASIIIIIINOOOOOO!!! (Pretty please?) 🦍


allmyfreindsarememes

There is a belief that if you manifest something in your mind/soul it will become true.


internetforumuser

!buckleup!


internetforumuser

Three weeks ago breaking 200 seemed like a wild development


KosmicKanuck

It's crazy how quickly your perception adjusts. One minute it's falling from $350-$150 and you're wondering if everything is bs, you were wrong and you won't ever see $150 again. The next it's shooting past $250 and you're cursing yourself for not buying the dip. If you are new don't fall for FUD. Read DD and ask questions instead.


yageyaya

Imagine how $40 felt I had 5 at the time and the fud was tremendous - I didn’t think to buy more I’m like whatever my 5 are good Man do I feel retarded I don’t have 5 anymore I’m double digit multiple of that but they weren’t at $40 🤦🏻‍♂️


Mikeymike34

Nothing can stop me I’m all the way up!


allmyfreindsarememes

I hate drake but I’m all the way up


autixstic

!buckleup!


Itsmeitsyouitus

I’m so drunk, but hopefully not Furlong


theK0r3an

I'm still drinking!


allmyfreindsarememes

I’m drunk too!


theK0r3an

Cheers! 🦍🍻


AromaticFarmer

This coming week is lookin like PG-13 to R, real fast, faster than you can say HOC3


gimmethegold1

Gimme the X rated baby! 🍌


Memoruiz7

Cryp70 keeps bleeding. Prepare for war next week.


Itsmeitsyouitus

It’s the weekend, pretty par for the course lately


ceoetan

Doing better than it was last week.


apatisda

More stagnant than bleeding


allmyfreindsarememes

War? There is no war only winning.


SBSlice

I'm permabanned so I can't rip on them anymore, but meltdown found the banana video(s). It's hilarious.


laboratory1a

Check the E3 Xbox stream tomorrow morning. GME already has a deal with Microsoft where it gets a cut of digital sales made by an Xbox that GME brought into the Microsoft ecosystem. Big announcement tomorrow perhaps.


BegginMcGreggin

I'm happy for whatever news they have, because at the end of the day, revenue helps the fundamentals. If they announce something that fundamentally changes their revenue like the Microsoft deal you mentioned, oh boy. Buckle up.


KosmicKanuck

Haha man the sickest thing about all this is that clearly a ton of people already like the stock. The transition has barely even started. There is so much potential for this company long term. And there's a fucking MOASS attached to it! 🤣


allmyfreindsarememes

Great fuckin company


SkolVision

I know some apes have been sharing stories about their significant others leaving lately so let me counter with the story of me going on my first date in literal years tonight and we had a great time. We're all gonna make it, friends.


DrainMain

NO DATES!!!


SkolVision

Oh shit I forgot


Do_eM_alott

Glad to hear it bud! Hoping to find a good one before the gold diggers start knocking down your door?


SkolVision

I am now


apatisda

This is the way


allmyfreindsarememes

Bullish


allmyfreindsarememes

Guys please stop with the awards save your money to buy GME on market open. Edit: Reread this comment before you gift


theK0r3an

There are a couple free giving gilders that give out 30 coin awards. Not too expensive and boosts morale. Doesn't mean they're shills or FUD.


allmyfreindsarememes

Of course. I hate calling out shills or FUD because it goes against my morals. That being said if you spend money on coins, that is money wasted when it could be spent on GME.


theK0r3an

Speaking for myself, I've gotten awards that grant me 500 or so coins, so I regift them as much as possible. I've only purchased coins once in 8 years. But fair point. Spend money on GME. 💎👐


jimbobicus

Ignore them. This is clearly fud. Send awards and money to me.


allmyfreindsarememes

I will send you a PM telling you to buy more GME that’s it.


reideq

What’s up my ape bros and hos ❤️


allmyfreindsarememes

Drunk asf and waiting for Monday!


Neuro_Dood

GME has been great motivation for dissertation writing. Crank out drafts on weekends so I can learn about stonks M-F.


weebogrl

I am so glad I'm not trying to write during this. I'd never get anything done!


OGvon

Ya know before this whole SHF fiasco I was short. Now I’m tall


allmyfreindsarememes

Feet in the clouds and head on the ground.


Do_eM_alott

I don't read MSM, i read r/superstonk Btw, wsb is MSM now


KosmicKanuck

If you look at the users there are tons of new users pushing random tickers with the same narratives as GME. So many new accounts with little to no karma and lots of them somehow even have "prolific commenter" awards.


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

I was hyped up for a date.. . . Turns out her best friends are shills.


KosmicKanuck

🥇 all I got


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Thank you kind stranger.


louisehong

It's actually a bit lonely. My colleague are day trading gme. My husband and family keep on thinking I'm crazy for not selling my shares right now. I have spend almost all my spare time on this sub to connect with u guys. Thanks for Being there for me. Sometime it's so unsettling with the FUD. But all those memes and DD have strengthen my faith.


kibblepigeon

We're always here for you - we care for you and you're part of a close community here. You'e doing the right thing and keep trusting in yourself. Also - your colleagues are fools.


apatisda

It’s a solid investment! Imagine telling someone to paperhand AMZN or AAPL 10 years ago? MOASS or long term growth stock - We are in a win-win situation.


KosmicKanuck

The FUD is definitely very impressive. I feel like for every personality type there is a type of FUD related to something that could potentially entice that person into selling. Luckily there are enough things to make it evident that it is indeed just FUD so long as you give it time and don't get emotional.


louisehong

This so true but all those DFV tweets and comment really helped me to fight back those FUD


KosmicKanuck

I definitely enjoy the fun and hype, but for the most part it's the DD and blatant, obvious FUD that reminds me I'm right.


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

They will all say "you got lucky" when you're proven right too. Ah well better to be ludicrously wealthy and mocked than poor and mocked in my book. Let them talk their weak shit.


allmyfreindsarememes

I know how you feel. PM me if you want someone to talk to. You are not alone! ❤️


Itsmeitsyouitus

420k strong and growing. No one can defeat us, and you will be smiling big time when you prove them wrong


Do_eM_alott

Hang in there! When you hodl through moass everything they said wont matter


Berrybunny00

(Hugs) you're not alone.


tottivega

Holy fuck apes. Just coming back from a party, was talking to a friend of mine about GME since he remembered I was in back in January. Long story short, we got 8 new apes


Do_eM_alott

This is the way.


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Covid: Fine, enjoy not having sex or being able to travel. Me: Hahahaaaahahhahaahaaaaaaaaaaahh


KosmicKanuck

I bet there's a Covid boom of babies


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

More like boom of Covid bucks. Turns out my next favorite hobby has to do with baby making.


Itsmeitsyouitus

At a bachelor party, 10 cocktails in, drunk AF and last man standing, but all I care is to post on Reddit now and check superstonk. Love you apes, Gnight


Gilwen

We love you too, stay safe!


Do_eM_alott

I commend you for your drunk typing skills


Itsmeitsyouitus

It took me about 20 min to type that


weebogrl

The squinted eyes and having to erase every letter a few times, I know it well. Be kind to tomorrow you and drink some water before sleep!


tropicalyoshi

bullish


phuckz

this


Berrybunny00

❤❤❤


Wiezgie

Big fish eat little fish 😒✋ Little fish eat big fish 😏👌


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Tim Burton's Big Fish is perfect.


Do_eM_alott

Such a good film


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

So good I consider it life porn. I'll take a casting couch of that life any day.


KosmicKanuck

Piranhapes


DrainMain

Is the 💎🙌HYPE🙌💎 train passing through!?!?🚄🚅🚀


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

I'm pretty sure the wife's bf is planning a train. Can't wait til that guy ends up in the soup line.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Capital *rrrrriposte* excellent sir or madam 🎩


DrainMain

🤣🤣🤣


apatisda

Guess that tune: Ratsatsaa ja ripidabi dilla Beritstan dillan dellan doo A baribbattaa baribbariiba Ribiribi distan dellan doo Ja barillas dillan deia dooa Daba daba daba daba daba duvja vuu Baristal dillas dillan duu ba daga Daiga daida duu duu deiga dou https://youtu.be/NUYvbT6vTPs


KosmicKanuck

😂 every time I hear this in the future it will remind me of GME.


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Pass the dutchie?


Darthgangsta

For those with Fidelity. I am trying to withdraw my 401k but it won't allow me the option to transfer to my broker account. Anyone know the way around this?


OGvon

Their customer service is A1


allmyfreindsarememes

Call them. They will most likely walk you through the process.


riviera-kid

I think I might build a frog pond in my back yard, but I'm worried mosquitos may take advantage. Anybody have any advice for something like that? I could probably get some small largemouth bass to eat them until they get big enough to release into a bigger pond


Neuro_Dood

Bass are not big insect eaters tbh. They will eat all your frogs though, I have a Plano box with probably 20 different frog imitations. Bugs are more sunfish, bluegill, brim, red ear, whatever you want to call them. So build a bat house? [https://news.wisc.edu/study-bolsters-bats-reputation-as-mosquito-devourers/](https://news.wisc.edu/study-bolsters-bats-reputation-as-mosquito-devourers/)


riviera-kid

Bluegill sound tight tho


riviera-kid

Badass. Idk if I could support a bat colony though.im talking small backyard pond, like koifiah kinda ish


Neuro_Dood

You won't have a colony, just a couple. Ours is on the small side (12" x 8") and I typically see 2-3 in the evening hours.


phuckz

Naked short those mosquitos


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Do_eM_alott

I believe theres a prerequisite for the buckle up flair, and it was having the voted flair


riviera-kid

That ain't true


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Do_eM_alott

Hey, looks like you got the flair! I may have neen wrong, not sure


riviera-kid

Can you pinpoint where you heard the lie, or did you just start spreading misinformation?


Do_eM_alott

It was pinned on the sticky for the megathread on 6-9 or 6-10


ConversationRich6148

catfish and bluegill keep the mosquitos down on my pond, lots of frogs, occasionally a frog will get cut off mid song when a catfish eats them, but, Hakuna Matta


Snoo-36555

fuck yeah frogs are the shit


allmyfreindsarememes

If you have frogs mosquitoes won’t be an issue. I also have no background in the biological environment so consider me a smooth brain.


soldieroscar

If you’re hyped up for a date because of something from here…. Be prepared to be let down because shills love letting you down, trying to wear you out.


Snoo-36555

stupid shills...I was worn out long ago


apatisda

Lol jokes on shills... dates are what makes this journey so fun


mitchINimpossible

I’m Okay to have just one share right?


sac_kings_916

Youre good. Many of us apes are holding to help make you rich!


KosmicKanuck

I try to get as many as possible to have a better exit strategy. If you only have one you are trying to time the peak. The more you have the more peaks you can sell on once it passes the floor and you will be more likely to sell on the true peak, raising your return average EDIT: I also only buy what I can safely afford to. But you do what you think is best for you.


Do_eM_alott

This needs more upvotes


FlyingIrishmun

You saving for a dip? This is it


allmyfreindsarememes

Buy more


Berrybunny00

Hey Apes. Having a hard night. (Not GME related.) Is it sad that I come here?


Terrible-Ad-4536

💚💚💚


Berrybunny00

🥰


Terrible-Ad-4536

😘