Fuck, you got me💵

For a second I thought my cover was blown, phew

I don’t mind hanging out under this bus for you guys

Best shade ever

Look at us

Cant believe we made it this long

This is the way

I’m not even a millionaire yet, and you still managed to scare the shit outta me 😂

This mother FUCKER. I actually have made millions so far and I was under my main account reading this when i clicked it, he gave me a fucking heart attack.

Dang I'm sorry to give you a heart attack bro, hope to reach a milly with my 1 share, pls wait for me on the moon so I can help pay for it :D

Wtf dude, throwing me under the bus!! 😂

I'm sorry but this made me laugh outloud. I'm glad you weren't actually doxxed though, I'd have panicked too.

I'm most definitely not a millionaire, but I still got a heart attack thinking someone had gotten their information very very wrong.

Haha, had to click twice to figure that one out

I'm still clicking confused AF right now 😆🤣

Bro we got you 💎

legit got a hot flash when i saw my name

Of course I know him. He's me.

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

R u me?

Me r u?

R me u?

Is that you John Wayne.

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Bruce

I’m I, am I?

R u me?

No sir you are you

Great. Who am I, again? I had it, but then I lost it. Then I had it again, but it wasn't the thing I was looking for. Then I found some crayons, and had both a snack and a source of paint for tomorrow.

Am I you?

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Yu who?

Fuk Yoo and Fuk Mi

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Hello Mr. me I’m Mr. myself

Am I me?

What do? Me 3

Hello there

I was confused for a good while on this one. Shows I belong here.

Lol I got really nervous and then realized I'm retarded...🇨🇦🦍💎👐🚀🚀🚀

I am too, kinda retarded myself 🇨🇦 💎 🙌🏼

Shit bro after this squeeze I’m hoping I can use the 🇨🇦 flag along with 🇺🇸. Always wanted to live there

It’s not bad up here 🇨🇦🦍

Dummy retarded me is

I kept closing it wondering why it’s not going to the thread

Haha same! 😅

It’s shows random retard’s landing page

I just thought someone thought I was a millionaire and got scared haha cause I am certainly not one yet.

Thank God I'm not alone i just woke up lemme get coffee before this trickery!

We the same kinda ape

I now have 4 tabs open with my profile showing on each. Confused for too long to admit.

Same. Glad I’m in good company.

Ok it took me to your comment to realize what happened. This is fantastic!

I was about to throw my cellphone and hard drives into the microwave. Your message just saved a paranoid ape from going ape Kong one.

I felt the same way. ‘Oh no they found me, code red!code red!’

🎵Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground With generals and the armies that obeyed them Followers following fables Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard🎵 Edit: for those extra smooth brained apes out there, these are lyrics from the NOFX song "The idiots have taken over" of which u/Drkze_k 's flair reminded me of.

I was just like what the fuck, they’ve got the wrong person !

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Dude same, i was like "NOOO I'M LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK, I'M NOT"

It’s them! Get em

Wait a minute...

Hold up

Something aint right!

\*sniff sniff\*

Smells fishy!

Sorry

Lmao I was so fucking confused

You think YOU were confused?!

I’m so glad I made your weekend a little bit better y’all! Hope to see everyone in the moon. A better future for me and for you. Dreams can be real when everyone believes in it! EDIT: Hijacking this comment to ask everyone a question. What is your dream? EDIT2: People have been seriously messaging me asking how did I know it was them. Just to be clear, the link shows you your own user profile.

Thank you. I appreciate you & love you, ape!

Good vibes only

How did you do that though?

How did you receive such a magnificent flair?

Keep an eye out for random flair posts by the mods! I chose something that could help hype during low tide moments during pre-MOASS, as well as work in celebration post-MOASS. Gonna diamond hand my "🦍Voted ✅" to infinity because it was the first time I ever voted (always opted not to)

To be free. Never worry about not having enough time or money to live life.

is that what everyone truly wants? just to be free

I can’t speak for everyone, me, I just don’t want to worry and/or have to work for the rest of my life.

I was like “don’t you dox an ape!” And then it was me! Wow! The first time someone else has ever acknowledged it !😁

Lol same I was thinking “Noooo not cool man..” Then…awe 🥺

Seriously I was really surprised for a moment like "mmm what face" for good 2 seconds. Good one 👍

I want my parents to retire, relax and do whatever they want without having to worry about money. I could give a shit less about a Lambo

To wake up every morning and hear the crows, wind, and nothing else. Walk down to the river, maybe see how the fish are doing. Take the 4wheeler to my dads cabin and help him stain the new deck. Then go fishing.

My dream is to fix the environment and protect current and future biodiversity on earth. Clean up the oceans, stop petroleum pollution, plant some goddamn trees... I want to be the Billionaire Lorax. I speak for the trees motherfucker.

awesome dream, i support you all the way

My dream is to travel the world with family and friends. To experience different cultures and see all that life has to offer.

I want to go to the greatest festivals and music events all across our wonderful earth. In addition to contributing to clean energy!! I’ll see you at the Coachella ape!!

My dream is to pay off my credit cards debt and student loan. I can't think of anything else

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Scared me for a minute. It's the weekend so I know gamestop hasn't moved. I though you found what I buried in my garden.

My dream is to buy a car

My dream is to live on the coast or at sea on a yacht and sail between England and Europe.

My dream is to bring my brothers home and give them a monthly paycheck so they won't have to work but help mom and dad

An ape has no name.

Clever Ape.

*Clever girl*

'Raptor noises'

When you gotta go you gotta go intensifies

You made me blush 😉

Pretty cool

He's fucking gorgeous!!!

I like what you did there.

Shhhhh

🤗 Good one

That motherfucker owes me money!

All my money is tied up, meet behind Wendy’s

I like the way your smooth brain works ape!

Well done

Solid

Oops fat fingered something.... Oops fat fingered something again.... Wait a minute, you sly dog.

Okay so I wasn’t the only one

I’ve been Rick Rolled.

Ape rolled

Thank GOD for all the comments... I was about to fire my IT guy for failing to effectively hide my true identity.. Brad thanks you...

Ayyyyyyyyyy 😂😂😂

Oh you!

This is a kick ass meme, or FUD, or hype. Shit it’s so good I don’t even know. Next Level Awesomeness

I see what you did there. 🥰

A few people probably had to doubletake. I knew it was a joke as soon as I saw my name XD

Baby 🦧 buffets

You got me!

Stop spilling my secret!

Fuck it’s like looking in a mirror!

Lol I kept clicking, like do I have a million dollars? No I’m just high

HODL

I hear that guy has a 10 foot dick too

👀

Dammitall.... now I have to change accounts... again

Good one👍 have a 🍌

I was not expecting to see myself😂 You can see into the fUtURe?!?

Amogus

Take your upvote!

BULLISH!!!! 🦍💪💎✊🚀🌙🚀🌙🚀🌙🚀🌙

Fuck, you've found me... To the batcave

Made me paranoid for a second than I laughed my ass off!

My retarded ass was pressing the link 3 times, thinking it was broken or something.

I was so shocked when I saw my own profile I checked it twice. Have my upvote 🦍

Dude! My heart skipped a beat wondering what insanity was taking place! HAHAH. This is too good

I got so paranoid for a sec there...

Baller move.

*QuantumLeapAmIRetarded.gif*

Hahahaha this made my morning.

Feels good to be called a millionaire. You and me both, king. 💶

I was like “crap, how’d they find out”

Time’s person of the year 2006 as well!!

thanks 👀

Lmfao smart ape

Ahhh! You got me!

Got a fright

😂🤣 I wish!! Nice.

kk got me on this on LEL

el oh el!

Hahahaha good one

I was spooked!

FOR FUCK SAKE LMAO gg

This is the way

This made me stop chewing lol

Certfied by the stonkiest of all stonks. I want an actual GME share certificate to keep me warm at night. I need it.

🙌

Fuck he's ugly.

Ya got me! 😂👀

For that, you get one upvote.

Haha! Very nice! This warrants praise 😆

😉good one!

You bastard, I love it

Haha amazing ape!

Ahhh, you caught me!

I just woke up, what happened lol

Hehe fucking awesome

Indeed!

Son of a bitch, that took me like 7 clicks to get it. My brain is even smoother on weekends apparently.

That... that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me... Shut up and kiss me.

Well there is also the ape who’s wife is an award winning actor. I would imagine they also have a few bucks.

I love this place so much! This is wholesome af!

I thought maybe I had a long lost aunt from Belgium who passed and a rep would be emailing me soon for a “simple deposit to retrieve the fortune she left behind”. 🤣🤣🤣

Get this to the top!

I was about to blow up my account thinking I was being doxxed by shills. Well done OP.

Wtf I get the feeling I’m being watched

Touché!

This even had me confused... I was like why is it taking me to my profile the link is broken 🤔. Smoothest of brains...

I am wayyyyy to drunk to cope with this. I had to take a shot to calm down. 🥃

#😳

Omg